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John Goff

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๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿœ Partnered twitch streamer - Ex MDL player - YT - Business Inquiries: business @xcudi .com

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John Goff
3 years
Take me back ๐Ÿฅบ
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6 years
Today I got asked by the 2 time champ himself to play in the code red tourney after streaming for 14 hours. I said yes. We took 3rd place despite my sleep deprivation and won some money. Thankful for all the love and support from everyone today. Thanks @drdisrespect ๐Ÿ˜œ
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1 year
Crazy that a $15 Roblox battlefield is the most fun fps game Iโ€™ve played in years. All this money poured into AAA titles and the games are just shitty, unfinished, and a belligerent cash grab. Iโ€™m afraid to even grind this game too much to avoid burnout because I actually have
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4 years
This is a good game
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John Goff
3 years
Yo if youโ€™re still playing warzone every single day I know a good therapist just hmu
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4 years
WHY DID BLACKOUT HAVE TO DIE
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John Goff
3 years
AYO ๐Ÿ‘€ @Sizz @NRGgg
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3 years
started the stream 4 minutes ago but going back to bed
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John Goff
3 years
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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3 years
Me after @RavenSoftware tweets about a large banwave on warzone
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John Goff
5 years
You are literally my dad thank you for the host brotha. I appreciate you going out of your way to send some love my way. Sooooo how much longer till youโ€™re done picking up milk from the store? @shroud
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John Goff
4 years
Hey hombre @KidCudi . Any chance I could get permission to play your tracks on twitch without getting DMCA'd? SIGNAL BOOSTING IS WELCOME PRETTY PLEASE
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John Goff
4 years
For the first time since I quit EFT 2+ years ago we hit 1000 subs!!!!! Thank you guys ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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5 years
hatchlings in EFT moments before death
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4 years
2+ years ago I set a sub record playing EFT with 1326 subs. Today WE HAVE SURPASSED IT. I LOVE YOU GUYS THANK YOU
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John Goff
3 years
Don't take unexplored roads in Raven Creek ๐Ÿ‘€
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John Goff
3 years
played eft for an hour after 3 months, died to an invisible scav with no audible gunshots LMFAOOOOOO how could it actually get worse?????
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John Goff
3 years
You ever just
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John Goff
5 years
Not sure what to expect but here we go. If you donโ€™t mind, RT to help spread the word.
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John Goff
4 years
Close your eyes and listen @summit1g @shroud
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John Goff
6 years
Playing Code Red with @drdisrespect at 4 EST. Violence, speed and momentum soon to come ladies and gents ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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John Goff
3 years
Yo how do I look @shroud
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3 years
dude im 27 years old today holy FUCK im a boomer
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1 year
played destiny on controller for the first time last night and
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John Goff
4 years
Went out to do some looting and I ended up finding a huge stash of @SneakEnergy ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Happy to announce I have partnered with Sneak! (Sour Apple and Stealth are my favorites) Be sure to use code XCUDI at checkout ๐Ÿ’š
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3 years
@KaleiRenay kalei is fucked up
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6 years
@Brett_Kavanagh Iโ€™m pretty lucky that itโ€™s not too common but jack being a nickname for John absolutely ruins my world
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John Goff
4 years
26 today. Nothing like a pandemic, no bars and no restaurants open to celebrate ๐Ÿ˜‚
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1 year
POV youโ€™re @KaleiRenay playing some Minecraft for the day
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John Goff
4 years
Two days back into EFT and we've already secured a 5 man wipe...too bad @IceManIsaac_ had to TK me while looting ๐Ÿ˜…
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John Goff
2 years
Damn tall as fuck AND handsome?? Thanks for being cool when I asked for your autograph last night broโ€ฆ @Sizz
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John Goff
5 years
WE ARE YOUR TWITCH RIVALS CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!! WE'RE GOING TO TWITCHCON BABY @nafengg @Cornpopsbtw
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John Goff
5 years
We've Done IT
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John Goff
4 years
So this is the first month of my ADHD therapy and I cannot believe how clear my head is for once in my life. Feeling hella emotional right now. Looking forward to the future ๐Ÿฅบ
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John Goff
5 years
Oh everyone loves escape from Tarkov now huh?
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4 years
S/O to @shroud for the huge raid today. BANGER stream. cya dudes tonight <3
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John Goff
5 years
@Mendo Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because you were already dead.
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John Goff
3 years
Gotta say this has been a pretty good month overall for me. - Moved across the country โœ… - Quit nicotine โœ… - Cut back by over half of my caffeine consumption โœ… - got back in the gym as of today (s/o to @Pineaqples for the motivation) โœ… - got ribs removed so i can su (1/2)
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John Goff
5 years
Iโ€™m going to fucking bed bro Jesus Christ
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John Goff
4 years
So you're a "streamer" on "twitch?" I just don't understand why people would watch that
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John Goff
3 years
We need more years like this for gaming
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no context nostalgia
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3 years
good thing i didn't use a trap on this little guy! i didn't realize is was @Piemxn ! good thing i let him loose so he could be on time for his tournament today
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John Goff
3 years
FINALLY CAUGHT THE MOUSE THATS BEEN SNEAKING AROUND MY APARTMENT FOR 2 OR 3 WEEKS
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John Goff
6 years
Can't thank my dudes @C9shroud or @chad enough for the enormous hosts tonight. 20k viewers at once. Got verified on twitch. Setting record breaking numbers across the board. Thank you for the love and support everyone. Cya tomorrow :)
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John Goff
3 years
get some help man. @Piemxn
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John Goff
4 years
Friends: respond to this or youโ€™re fake
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John Goff
3 years
I am legend is such a good movie
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6 years
Hi, I'm a Escape from Tarkov streamer on Twitch. You may know me from my greatest hits, including "When is the wipe?" "Where do you get Kappa container?" โ€œHello and welcome to the (x) Shit Chat" "Do you use reshape?"
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John Goff
3 years
okay but have YOU hit a jumping collat with this gun?
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John Goff
4 years
How does my hair look
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John Goff
3 years
JUST FOUND OUT TODAY I HAVE BEEN PLAYING WITH MOUSE ACCEL ON FOR 9 MONTHS AGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHSIODPJASOIPDJAEWOIPDJFEPWAIOSLFKMWEO{PFMIOPEWFKJIOEWFOIPJWEFIKOUHJWEFHIOUWEMFNIOUWEFMUIOWEJFUIOKWSEFJUIPKLOWESFEW JUIOHP:KWSEPHIJNUFO AEQWNFJOR{P:BHU FA
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John Goff
3 years
Yo @TwitchSupport we planning on doing something about these accounts that have IP grabbing extensions on them?
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3 years
Literally feel like Iโ€™m RPing my Tarkov character while Iโ€™m isolating my self look at this shit LMFAOOOOO
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John Goff
4 years
Got a chance to meet a fan in Vegas! It truly is humbling to have the support of guys like you and I canโ€™t thank you enough for being a supporter! Haha thanks again for being a fan dude!!! @IceManIsaac_
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John Goff
5 years
i might be back? idk?????
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John Goff
5 years
Iโ€™m about to say it.... ... ... ... ... Weebs and non weebs can get along without disliking one another
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John Goff
4 years
Sorry we had to end early. Riots are getting a little crazy outside so Andrea and I just wanna be prepared in the event that we need to get out. Be safe everyone ๐Ÿ’š
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4 years
Happy thanksgiving from @cloudydrea and I
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4 years
i literally wanna gift @KaleiRenay subs so i can hear @Piemxn moan into my eardrums
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4 years
This is the best they could do for @Piemxn huh? LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
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4 years
Nice lil 200 viewer average today ๐Ÿ“ˆ thanks for hanging out yโ€™all weโ€™ll be taking over twitch one of these days. ๐Ÿ’š thanks dudes
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4 years
My friend is on tinder and apparently she found my doppelgรคnger LMAOOO like the more I look at this dude the weirder it gets
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John Goff
5 years
FRICK. I just ended the stream and after telling people no all night long when they ask "EFT later?" the twitter hype is sucking me back in. But I need to sleep at the same time... WHAT DO I DO MAN
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John Goff
4 years
Broke the 40 bomb curse LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO (cringe dmr meta tho)
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4 years
Yo. Been a rough couple of days for me. Around this time the last few years I canโ€™t seem to get out of bed and find myself feeling really depressed for reasons Iโ€™m unsure of (seasonal depression perhaps?) it hits me hard, but honestly you guys, and the lovely @cloudydrea (1/2)
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John Goff
3 years
it's kinda crazy in the blink of an eye im a 27 y/o fps player. i remember thinking people my age were boomers before LMAOOOOO now here we are
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John Goff
4 years
Andreas mom really wanted us to wear ugly Christmas sweaters and naturally I got the worst one... this shit lights up
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John Goff
4 years
don't worry guys they fixed the gun texture bug but now we have the map texture bug ahahaahahAHAHahahahaAHHAHAHHahaHAHAHAhahAHAHA
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John Goff
3 years
playing eft twitch rivals next week with @Kleanisklean @Worrun
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John Goff
3 years
Is it weird to repost my gfs Instagram story on Twitter?
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John Goff
4 years
Everyone been waiting for the @KaleiRenay feet pics, congrats you got what you wanted
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John Goff
3 years
Maybe if you were pro life about your games they wouldnโ€™t all be dead by now
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Proud of #USSupremeCourt affirming the Texas law banning abortion for babies with a heartbeat. As an entertainer I donโ€™t get political often. Yet with so many vocal peers on the other side of this issue, I felt it was important to go on the record as a pro-life game developer.
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3 years
Met some dudes Iโ€™ve gamed with IRL tonight and they brought up Tarkov I canโ€™t escape this hell
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John Goff
3 years
. @Treyarch can you guys make blackout FTP please
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4 years
Lmk how visually stunned you are when a 5 man m4 squadron literally hunts you down like a pride of lions chasing a gazelle on labs
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Escape from Tarkov may be the most visually stunning video game ever made..
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John Goff
5 years
6 year anniversary ๐Ÿ’š
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5 years
Me omw to the gas station at 2 AM to buy energy drinks before I start the stream
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3 years
I have no idea how to explain what just happened in the menโ€™s bathroom at this place, but all I heard was โ€œI challenge you to a piss offโ€ and the other guy accepted then they counted down and started peeing competitively against eachother
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John Goff
4 years
Had to get rid of the quarantine cut
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4 years
you know me
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John Goff
5 years
Got the chance to meet @timthetatman at PAX East. Pleasure brotha, thanks for being so cool.
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4 years
This has been a wild week of streams. We are growing substantially for the first time since the EFT days 2+ years ago. Thank you dudes, on again tonight. ๐Ÿ’š
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John Goff
5 years
ancient cursed clip of back when i was learning EFT LMAO
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John Goff
3 years
ayo fellas dont let the toxic masculinity that has been bread into you and your family trees dominate your lives okay? cry once in a while
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John Goff
4 years
Leaked images from my unreleased onlyfans content. Whatchu guys think ๐Ÿ‘€
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John Goff
5 years
Helpful plays by a helpful guy @hodsic
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John Goff
4 years
Sorry guys, canโ€™t stream today. I have an important corporate level business meeting to attend to and unfortunately cannot share the details of said meeting because it is simply just above your pay grade
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John Goff
4 years
I got a whole ass bald spot on my arm from my mouse pad ๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
Shoutout to gamers and artists with dark spots on their wrists
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John Goff
5 years
Alright donโ€™t make fun of me too much. Here it is:
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John Goff
3 years
My barn my rules
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John Goff
3 years
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT STREAMERS WITH TENS OF THOUSANDS OF SUBS MAKE MONEY
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John Goff
4 years
"I'm gonna make a huge play in a second"
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1 year
@KaleiRenay Fellow sick Xbox 360 owner here
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