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Kirkcaldy, Scotland
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@xTashaAndersonx
Tasha
5 years
Trying to sneak a slutty outfit past ur family
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5 years
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2 years
Nobody has seen you look rougher than delivery drivers
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4 years
Being this age is so fried , do a save for a house ? Do a go on 10 holidays ? Do a have to settle down ? Fuck knows what am doing
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3 years
My grans not well in hospital so my grandad went to the front door and pressed the ring door bell so it would come up on her phone just to wave and say ‘hello love you’ into it 😭😭😭😭
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5 years
When yer pals say u take it too far every night oot
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3 years
Hard to stay positive when you can’t see an end to all of this , feel like i’m wasting my life away
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4 years
Ordered that much shite a literally don’t even know what’s coming anymore
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7 years
Ur an absolute worst cunt if u let someone u care about go to sleep on bad terms with u , u never know what’s around the corner 💔💔💔
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5 years
Told the taxi driver i’m looking for a second job because I can’t afford my life nd he said ‘well maybe you’d no be so skint if you stopped getting taxis from stupid places at 5 in the morning’ hahahahaha true hun true x
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@xTashaAndersonx
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3 years
How annoying is it when folk write statuses on Facebook asking questions that they could literally google 😂😂😂
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4 years
‘Upto you’ and ‘am no fussy’ are only ok when a say it!!
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@xTashaAndersonx
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6 years
Fuck having pals that judged everything u do btw 😂 if am goin aff the rails ma pals are coming with me
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7 years
My biggest fear is growing up , getting married n having kids etc n then ur partner turning around 1day nd saying they don't love u anymore😣
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5 years
It’s Sunday everyone’s hit a come down nd there’s that one cunt sitting wearing random shit they found in the gaff hours ago
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5 years
Lol caption this
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4 years
If u don’t like gherkins from McDonald’s you need to grow up
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4 years
No sure if am just turning into a big moany bitch or am finally starting to see how fake 99% of cunts are 😂😂😂 honestly finding it hard to stand folk these days
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6 years
Not mentally or physically prepared for Georgia’s wee heart to be broken ☹️☹️☹️she deserves better #LoveIsand
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6 years
Seeing everyone’s babies is making me soooo broody 😭 can’t wait (but can) to have my own little mini me one day 👶🏼
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@xTashaAndersonx
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5 years
Me when a wake up rough as fuck with nae clue as to how a even got hame
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@xTashaAndersonx
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5 years
A swear celebs these days must be oan the wind up or suhun with the shite they wear ??? Like surely they canny hink that’s acceptable av seen smack heeds dress better
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heya leh betemel keda
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7 years
Boys always realise what they had once it's gone lol too bad
@taraduffy
Tara Duffy
7 years
Do 1 Simon mate 😂😂😂🤒🤒🤒🤒
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5 years
Breaks my heart when people get cheated on ☹️ don’t think people realise how much it actually hurts someone and how shit it makes them feel , show some respect to ur partner if ur not feeling it END IT
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5 years
No!!!!😭 I was NOT ready for that Hahahahah
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7 years
She actual just lobbed an apple right aff his heed hahahahah
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2 years
Team Snapchat is going to be in my best pals at this rate
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@xTashaAndersonx
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6 years
U have got to be able to understand my banter or u will literally hate me 😄 am one sarcastic cunt no gonny lie
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6 years
Canny say bye to anyone without thinkin aboot that video eh that woman on the bus like ‘bye driver , bye , BYEEE’
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5 years
just Imagine being able to do something like total wipeout with all ur pals what a laugh that would be 😂
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@xTashaAndersonx
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3 years
In disbelief that my TWENTY SIX year old boyfriend kicked me out his house because I took a video of him in a huff at an xbox game 😂😂😂😂😂
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@xTashaAndersonx
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7 years
Worst thing McDonald’s ever done was take away the smarties McFlurry
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7 years
A fuckin love cuddling man , a could genuinely cuddle 24/7
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5 years
that’s my decision made fuck my career who wants to see my tits ?
@justgemmal
Gemma McCourt
5 years
I mean I’ve travelled 11 different countries since starting Onlyfans and have enough saved to buy a 5 bed house without getting a mortgage at 21 y/o when I return home but yeah life is so deep rn !!!! ☹️ x
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2 years
Do people not realise how obvious it is when they use that face app 😂😂😂
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6 years
Why do lassies who have shagged my ex while a was with him give me dirty looks as if av done something wrong to them 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 away
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5 years
100% ur own head is ur biggest enemy 🤯
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5 years
When yer pal says they miss their ex
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6 years
Me when av just got hame from a gaff still no slept nd my rooms lying like an absolute shit hole
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7 years
I need captions
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4 years
So so stressed with money fuck knows how anyone is expected to live with the price of everything these days 🤯🤯🤯
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6 years
The fact that staffies are to be banned from the UK breaks my heart ☹️☹️☹️ any dog can be malicious and it’s down to how they have been treated it’s not always the dogs fault.
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4 years
Sad that I don’t even get my hopes up for anything anymore because nothing goes the way it’s meant to 😂 rather save myself the disappointment
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2 years
This is the least Christmassy I have ever felt
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7 years
Why do lassies who dinny even know u purposely bang into u on a night out thinkin they r suhun else 😂😂😂😂 git tae fuck u absolute freak
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6 years
Being single is all fun n games until ur sittin in ur house bored as fuck with nobody to talk to 🙃
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6 years
My dad always said he wanted to get back with my mum nd my gran just told her on Monday that two weeks before he passed away he said to my her ‘I think this is it mum me nd Kelley are getting on the best we ever have’ nd it’s actually broke my heart ☹️☹️☹️ how sad is that
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5 years
Fuck right off 😂😂😂😂😂
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6 years
This is how u dress when u go hame after stayin at a someone else’s hoose
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4 years
Me storming away from ma pals when they try tell me av had too much to drink
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7 years
Scary how much stuff can go on behind ur back nd u could be totally oblivious to it all
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5 years
Ur an absolute fanny if u cheat just coz ur on holiday as if ur no go be hame hitting the hangover of ur life nd greeting for ur burd/bf back in the next few days 😂😂😂
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6 years
Fuckin creased at that video of that Jordan aff ex on the beach playin to about 3 folk in maga 😂😂😂😂😂
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6 years
Why is it after you’ve been with a boy all u can smell for the next 3-5 working days is their aftershave ????¿¿¿
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7 years
Say it louderrrr💆🏼💆🏼
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5 years
Scottish Twitter: hi English cunts :
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Sorry 👅 we can’t 👅 understand 👅 your accent 👅
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7 years
No way did my dad give my auntie a ring to put away for my 18th birthday 😿 literally cannot stop crying , love and miss him unreal amounts❤️❤️❤️
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3 years
So funny when you see the most horrible of cunts trying to act as if they are good people for social media 😭😂😂
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4 years
Cunts who canny go out nd just enjoy themselves without starting their pish are actual weirdos man 😂😂😂😂 wits the point
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5 years
How do black people get away with saying stuff like this 😂😂😂 just IMAGINE the uproar if it was the other way about
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6 years
A didny expect that Hahahahahahaha
@NickyMoore89
Nicholas Moore
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Have just watched this about 40 times in a row and canny see for tears 😂😂😂
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2 years
I never want to see another drink again… until Saturday
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6 years
Oya fucker😻😻😻❤️❤️❤️
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4 years
Aye am a Cheryl Cole look alike anawl then
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6 years
My ideal relationship would be with someone who a could just get on it with whenever , go on party holidays ,go to raves, after parties etc! To me that’s what being young is all about LIVE UR LIFE
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5 years
Nothing worse than folk who sit on their phone constant Nd don’t even acknowledge ur company or at least answer when u speak to them😡 literally the height of ignorance
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2 years
Mental how you can go from speaking to someone every single day to not speaking to them ever again
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5 years
Every single time somebody famous gets cheated on u get the same cunts giving it ‘omg no hope for the rest of us😫😫’ sorry to break it to u huns but doesn’t matter who u are or what you’ve got if ur partners scummy enough to cheat they’ll fucking cheat 😂😂😂
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7 years
Nuhun worse than watching a Snapchat back from a night oot n hearing urself actual screaming to a song in the background 😳😳😳 FEAR
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8 years
Boys who flaunt thur burds n post pics eh them 24/7 are 100% winning!!! U keep that up👍🏻🏆🏅
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7 years
Funny how folk claim to ‘care’ but don’t do one thing to prove it 😂😂😂 a think ur talkin shite x
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6 years
Nuhun better than when u nd ur pal both get in an absolute state and embarrass yourselves together so ye can both laugh about it n rip the pish out each other in the mornin
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7 years
Nothing worse than running out of ur fav perfume 😩😩😩😩
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Cannot wait to get myself back into a proper gym routine again, festive period has ruined me
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6 years
Folk are quick to throw the word ‘psycho’ around but no quick to say what they done for u to act like that 😂😂
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Is anybody else struggling to get back into a sleeping routine or is it just me 😂
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Aw boys go on about is how lassies always tweet the same shite for retweets but all am seein the now is boys tweet ‘Fiat 500’ ‘didn’t happen’ or ‘am I right galsss💗💅🏽💕😻👄’ thinking they have pure class patter when in reality it’s fuckin STINKIN
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In the middle eh getting a tattoo nd the woman turns round nd asked me if she spelt a word right AFTER she bloody tattooed it on me 😂 well ad fuckin hope it’s spelled right silly cunt
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4 years
Nothing worse than accidentally opening a message as soon as somecunt sends it😂😂😂😂 promise am no a weirdo a acc play for Motherwell
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6 years
Swear u canny be pals with boys without getting accused of shaggin them 😂😂😂😂 grow up
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7 years
So badly want to go to New York for Christmas time, absolute dream🗽❄️🎅🏽❤️
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6 years
This is how organised I want my life to be
@ITG_20
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My mum needs to be stopped it’s this is getting out of control
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6 years
How come a got away with everyone else’s ID when a was underage but get questioned on my own now 😭😭🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️
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7 years
Imagine actual being happy with ur body hahaha if only
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6 years
Why do folk think purposely wrecking other people stuff at house parties is so funny ??? Have some fkn respect actual weirdo behaviour
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6 years
What do folk no understand about no having to be fat to not be happy with ur body 😂 Coming from another girl u should know this , eat some cake n mind ur own business
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After searching through photos it's just as I suspected, she hasn't got a belly n looks about a size 8-10 👍🏻 eat some cake and stop fishing
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6 years
Actual impossible to find Somecunt that’s no shagged or at least tried to shag one eh ur pals 🙃🙃
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6 years
Used to like Eyal but now he actual creeps me the fuck oot
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6 years
8yr old wee brother has been singing ‘I’ll be riding someone underneath the hot sun’ instead of shotgun😭😭😭😭😂😂 praying he’s no been singing that at school or suhun
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5 years
If u say anything other than wank ur a liar
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7 years
Can’t believe when a was younger a wanted to be an adult , adult life is SHITE get me back to being 5 again 👎🏼
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6 years
Cba wi English cunts givin it ‘pls translate’ every time a Scottish person tweets like actual hae a day aff instead eh bein a pure borin bastard
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6 years
Don’t know why but i’m actually soo scared of getting old ☹️ want to be young forever
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6 years
How are aw these lassies pulling aff baker boy hats ??? If a wore wan ad look like dawn the apprentice jockey
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Honestly nothing makes me happier than seeing people get away from shitty relationships and come out the other side GLOWING
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5 years
Festive period u have been a pleasure but u have well nd truly bankrupt me nd made me feel like fuckin death , defo going into retirement for a while 😂
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6 years
Don’t know why a find it acceptable to message EVERYONE when am drunk , like someone actual pls just take my phone aff me
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7 years
So jealous of people who r really gd at makeup 😭😭😭 share ur talent pls x
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5 years
Wee brother just tried to grass me into my mum for smoking weed so av told her everything he gets up to nd now he’s shitting himself to go home from school 😭😂😂😂😂 siblings who wants them
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This is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen , poor poor girl 😢😢😢😢
@HCSOSheriff
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A woman shares her experience after fighting off a man who physically assaulted her in her apartment complex's gym. Nashali Alma wanted to speak out about her experience to encourage other women who've dealt with similar incidents to speak out.
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4 years
Everything definitely happens for a reason ✔️
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6 years
Going on holiday with my pals that are about a size 2 is makin me very depressed 😭😭😭😭 swimming costumes the whole time for me this belly will NOT be cmn out
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