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Balderdash

@wx388

2 years

Made a lot of mistakes in my life but adding more cheese than what a recipe calls for has never been one of them

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Balderdash

@wx388

5 years

Doctor's orders say 30 crunches a day....That's an awful lot of chocolate to eat but I guess I can give it a shot

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5 years

Flowers? Meh. Send her an edible arrangement made out of beef jerky

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Balderdash

@wx388

7 years

Who's my emergency contact you ask? Little Debbie

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@wx388

5 years

Nothing crushes a kind and caring heart more than the weight of exclusion

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6 years

My favorite books just so happen to be menus

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5 years

Pretty sure I could just disappear and 99% of people wouldn't miss me

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@wx388

6 years

Time doesn't heal all wounds. One simply learns to live with the new reality of having an empty spot in your heart and soul

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@wx388

5 years

I'll never be one of the cool kids and I'm cool with that

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Balderdash

@wx388

2 years

Were you even punished as a kid if you never felt the wrath of a wooden spoon?

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Balderdash

@wx388

5 years

Spread a little cheer by simply checking on people. You may just make their day and put a smile on their face

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@wx388

5 years

Sometimes I need nothing more than just knowing you're there

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Balderdash

@wx388

6 years

Nothing is quite as sexy as a woman who drinks beer and eats buffalo wings

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@wx388

5 years

Some day I hope to find the sweet spot between caring too much and not giving a damn

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Balderdash

@wx388

5 years

Twitter is never worth getting mad or upset over. Life is too short and stressful the way it is. Simply put the phone down. Walk away. Just breathe.

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@wx388

5 years

Some may think it's a tragedy but I consider it a small triumph that I've never had a pumpkin spice latte

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Balderdash

@wx388

6 years

Don't get so deep into your own thoughts that you drown in your own worries. Breathe

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@wx388

5 years

You can choose to be bitter and vindictive or you can choose to treat someone better than how they've treated you The latter is the most rewarding to your soul and sets you free

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Balderdash

@wx388

2 years

If you’re someone who cares a lot, one of your biggest fears is always that you annoy

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@wx388

6 years

Always remember that even the simplest acts of kindness and courtesies can touch a person's soul... so never think twice of doing them

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@wx388

6 years

There's a big difference between being real and just being an asshole Remember that

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@wx388

5 years

I can offer you my compassion, empathy, trust, loyalty, love and friendship. But it's entirely up to you as to if you want to receive it

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@wx388

6 years

Those who exhibit the most kindness and generosity are often those who know what it feels like to be treated poorly and ignored

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@wx388

5 years

Have no fear friends...spring is just around the corner

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Balderdash

@wx388

6 years

Those who run toward you rather than away from you in your time of need are your true friends

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@wx388

6 years

Words can hurt but are of no comparison to the pain of simply being ignored

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@wx388

6 years

Pay very close attention to the little subtle things people do or don't do. It will tell you a great deal how much you mean to them or don't

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@wx388

5 years

If you don't dip your pizza crust in ranch dressing we can't be friends

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@wx388

5 years

Cherish those who keep your innermost secrets private and never break their loyalty to you no matter what the circumstances

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@wx388

6 years

Nothing feels more empowering than hearing you're appreciated

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@wx388

6 years

Sadly twitter is not the place for someone with a heart

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@wx388

6 years

Nothing is more hurtful than being ignored and forgotten

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@wx388

5 years

If I put a feather in my cap I'm damn sure not calling it macaroni

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@wx388

6 years

You don't truly realize what you're capable of enduring until you're forced to

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@wx388

6 years

Unfortunately the bigger one's heart is, the deeper their pain

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@wx388

6 years

Hold on to those who go above and beyond to check on you during the times you need them the most

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@wx388

5 years

A person who masquerades as a friend will have their cover blown when you need them

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@wx388

1 year

There’s a big difference between telling someone they matter and showing them they matter

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@wx388

5 years

Plot twist: A garden shovel but to eat ice cream with it

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@wx388

5 years

Inactions make it crystal clear what your level of importance is to someone

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@wx388

6 years

I'd totally get in a van that says "Free Pizza" rather than candy

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@wx388

5 years

It's more and more of a rarity in today's world but if I give you my word, I'm damn sure gonna keep it

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@wx388

6 years

To find someone who actually captures who you really are and admires you for it That.

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@wx388

5 years

I didn't wake up with the intention of eating cake and Reese's peanut butter cups for breakfast but life happens

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@wx388

4 years

*DMs you unsolicited pics of cookies I baked* Am I doing twitter right?

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@wx388

8 months

If someone is important to you then treat them as such.

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@wx388

2 years

Only pour out your heart and soul to those who always raise their glass to catch it

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@wx388

1 year

If someone is special to you, make them feel loved and appreciated each and every day

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@wx388

1 year

If you can laugh and joke about yourself and be a complete dork then you’re my kind of people

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@wx388

2 years

Nothing is more uplifting than when someone values you just as much as you do them and they tell you often

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@wx388

9 months

Let people’s perception of you be wrong. It’s their loss.

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@wx388

5 years

Even the smallest acts of kindness can lift the veil when consumed by loneliness

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@wx388

6 years

Twitter is the place I escape the harsh reality of life. Where I come to laugh, chat and feel loved by a certain few. Ever grateful to all who help brighten my days

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@wx388

1 year

Quietly doing good deeds for others without seeking any attention or recognition satisfies the soul the most

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@wx388

6 years

The moment you realize someone you dearly care about doesn't give a damn about you is as painful as a dagger straight through the heart

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@wx388

5 years

Treat yourself. Upgrade to curly fries

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@wx388

4 years

If you don’t believe in day drinking we can’t be friends

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@wx388

2 years

You’re truly blessed if you meet someone who looks forward from hearing from you as much as you do from them

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@wx388

2 years

I cook, bake and wash the dishes ~me flirting

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Balderdash

@wx388

6 years

If you ever wonder if cold pizza and garlic bread is a well-balanced breakfast, the answer is yes

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Balderdash

@wx388

2 years

Even on your dark days you can still be a bright light to someone else

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@wx388

5 years

Sorry your twitter Dom talks about tying you up while he's at home rocking Velcro shoes and slugging a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi

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@wx388

1 year

When you meet someone with a heart of gold, guard and hold onto them like the rare treasure they are

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@wx388

5 years

Few here are honest, trustworthy and loyal. Even fewer are all of that, actually care about you and accept you for exactly the way you are. Hold on tight and never let go of those people.

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@wx388

1 year

Oftentimes it’s those who have been bullied or left out who are the most loving and caring people because they never want others feeling that same pain

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@wx388

7 years

My circle of trust is a beer-battered onion ring

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@wx388

3 years

Few understand the fragility of a soft heart

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@wx388

6 years

Those who care the most and love the hardest are often those who know all too well what it feels like to be lonely

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@wx388

6 years

Simply checking on someone and asking how they are might be a basic gesture but it's so comforting to me and shows that someone actually cares

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@wx388

5 years

Caring for you is never a chore but a privilege

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@wx388

2 years

Never take for granted those who always take notice when you’re not around and come find you

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@wx388

6 years

Those who offer the most comfort are often those who know exactly what it feels like to be alone

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@wx388

2 years

Let them know you appreciate them. Don’t ever make them wonder

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@wx388

1 year

You’ll always be enough to the right people

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@wx388

5 years

Words don't always have to be spoken. Simply knowing you're there for me is all the comfort I need

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@wx388

6 years

McDonalds could make a lot of money if it made a Happy Meal for adults. Complete with a cheeseburger, fries, beer and a sex toy

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@wx388

5 years

Never change yourself in an attempt to appease someone. Always be who you are

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@wx388

5 years

I love twitter for the happiness and support a few amazing people give me But I hate twitter as well because sometimes it's the source of heartache and sadness

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@wx388

1 year

Never take for granted those who are there for the long run and don’t dispose of you just as soon as a new shiny object comes along

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@wx388

2 years

Some days you just need to destroy a large pizza, binge watch tv and call it a day

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@wx388

6 years

Every time I walk outside I flip off the sky just in case Google Earth is updating with its satellite

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@wx388

5 years

Unexpected storms that catch you off guard while you're out in the open are the ones that test just how durable you truly are

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@wx388

5 years

Plain and simple. Either your olive oil is virgin or not. There's no extra part about it

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@wx388

2 years

A kind heart is unfortunately a fragile heart. Be gentle with it if it’s given to you.

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@wx388

2 years

We all have a silly and a naughty side. Just not everyone gets to see it.

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@wx388

6 years

Silence is the worst in that it makes the mind wander endlessly

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@wx388

2 years

I ain’t the smartest. I ain’t the funniest. I ain’t the most handsome. I ain’t the most exciting. But I’ll care about you more than any other friend and always be there for you if you give me the chance

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@wx388

5 years

Never try to force a friendship. The ones who truly care and put forth the effort will make themselves cleary known

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@wx388

9 months

Always do the little things. Somebody will appreciate them.

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@wx388

4 years

At the end of the day you just want to feel like you belong

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@wx388

1 year

Give someone a little extra love and kindness today. They might just really need it.

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@wx388

2 years

Big hearts still need to rest and replenish

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@wx388

6 years

You might be able to mask the pain quite well but the ache still remains on the inside

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@wx388

5 years

If you'll be my friend off twitter, then I'll know its real

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@wx388

2 years

My soul finds its joy whenever I make someone’s day just a little brighter

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@wx388

2 years

Do you rake up your leaves or do you wait until the wind blows them all over into neighbor’s yard like a normal person?

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@wx388

2 years

Never feel guilty if you unplug for a bit just to refresh your heart and mind

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@wx388

5 years

Trust and loyalty is never given freely nor lightly. Be careful as to not undervalue and sell it short

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@wx388

9 months

The older I get the less I react and the more I embrace silence

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@wx388

5 years

Writing a personalized thank you note is one of the simplest but yet most underrated and touching way to exhibit your sincere appreciation

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