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@wumproast

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good boys have a cigar with Dad
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@gaypraxis voting 3rd party is a good way to let marginalized groups know that your abstract principles are more important than their very real lives
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Tag ur self
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@vodkabooty @YesYoureRacist now that you’ve been informed you can take down this gaslighting nonsense. ur welcome
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in her advertising era
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all these variants are getting out of hand 🐊
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is he, you know… 💁‍♂️🪴?
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not me wearing the cookie monster top and himbo dad shorts
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we have the best community 🙄🙄🙄
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are you wearing th- the Versace sunglasses? yes
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Godzilla vs Kong
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We have the best community 🌈
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@literallynotmac we literally bought every last one we could find and made a chromatica oreo cheesecake
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listen, there is no heterosexual explaination for their vibe together. They shoulda leaned into it more. #WW84
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Be a better actor maybe #dragrace
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Lea Michele like “If I couldn’t read would I be able to this?!”
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GAYYY-ZILLA 🌈 🦖
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@BusinessInsider Are we getting paid to do our jobs or to socialize at work? If we're getting the job done working from home and we're ok working from home then that's all that matters.
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What the media should be reporting now: Trump is too old to be president
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Standing on the corner watching all the boys go by
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@disneyplus Not us still waiting on @disneyplus to release Rodgers & Hammerstein's Cinderella starring @4everBrandy
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i’m ⚪️ straight ⚪️ gay 🔘 “In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!”
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@TheDailyShow Bloomberg right now
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Please wait to be seeded.
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Kaftan Chromatica Fantasy. Designs by Boris Butterbutt @borisbutterbutt
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we don’t need your opinion on student loan forgiveness if you went to college when tuition cost two animal pelts and a bag of onions
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STAAAAAHHHHHPPPPP!!! The scream I just let out with this instagram filter
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me on the apps looking for married men
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how ur dad got dick in the 90s
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is he... you know 💁‍♀️
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only smile #2020 is getting from me
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fucking tag who this be
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me when i’m outside ur house
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not me taking a 27 year old to drinks and dinner with another daddy friend so we can both encourage him to follow his dreams and give him solid dad advice lol 😘❤️
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when I say i’m waiting outside ur house this is what I mean
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@BeauDemayo You created pure happiness with X-Men 97. We need more of that.
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Pornhub & Xtube deleting millions of content Gays:
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I blame Foghorn Leghorn for a entire generation of piggy older men
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Trash Panda live on the scene from Lauderdale
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This is an @AOC stan page
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I would like Tom Steyer to stop staring at me #DemocraticDebate
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do your part to keep your friends fitness goals on track!
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Joe: “That’s why, in order to heal, we need to hold another Hunger Games.”
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Asking the important questions sis
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Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Not Big Dipper.
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Happy Pride Month! Big hugs 🌈
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Next time I’m asked to donate to the DNC my answer will be “All funds that I'm otherwise willing to donate to the Democratic party are currently being used to fund student loan debt relief.” #CancelStudentDebt
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Walkies with Rory #boxer #dad
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on my way to my second Pfizer shot this morning
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a straight couple moves into P-town and their life is destroyed by monstrous locals? #AHSDoubleFeature
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@theprojecttv K A R M A H O N E Y
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friendly reminder
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2021 incoming hail
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🎅🍆💦
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I can hear this picture
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BLOOP! just incase anyone needs reminding sis.
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this sandwich can face fuck me
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gays in the future Stardate 2364
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you’re not an Aquarius, you’re a bottom.
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listen we need resealable bacon bags, this is out of control.
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is that guy hot or have you’ve been isolated too long?
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choose to love ur body as much as u love trash dick
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Happy Sunday son
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The best way to take down your enemies is to have thier own behavior be what does them in. Love to see it
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The amount of time I’ve watched this is phenomenal and I love that! #PiersMorgan
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what ur birthday says about u: Jan: trash Feb: trash Mar: trash Apr: trash May: trash June: trash July: trash Aug: trash Sep: trash Oct: trash Nov: trash Dec: trash
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Bitch are you wearing the same outfit?! #DemocraticDebate
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@RuPaulsDragRace You just had to be there 🍣
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what’s stopping you? other than crushing depression, anxiety and adhd?
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pick a random picture from you gallery and caption it with “homosexual activity”
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no one: Miss Minutes: H̵͍̤̙͔̻́̿̀͗̒̐̆̇͌E̵̟͈̳̗͇̬͋̇͒͋́̎̎̆̍͗͒̽̔̽͑̈́̎Y̴̨̱̲͖͕̜̯͕̘̮͓̩̺͑͋̅̃̈́͂͗̅͂͘ ̸̡̧̪̥̤̗̖̘̻͈͓̹̗̝̮̒͝͝Y̸̙̝͑͌̑͆͋́̄̔̈͋̓̾̋̂̅̿̽͘'̶̡̛͕̼̖̹͎̘̻̣̈̃̆͂̎͐̏̎̈́͒͝ͅĄ̶̺̖̱̮̤̭̤̤͂̿̇̿̄̽̈́̈́L̵̢̩̼̫̣̻͓̇͑̄̂̄̋̈͐̆̄́̏͆̓͘͘͜͜͝L̵̨͎̟̖̯̮̖͓͔̟̫͇͔̞̭͕̔͑̃͜͝
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RAIN ON ME 🌈 🌧
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I love that Gaga has brought The Gays™️ back to Oreos
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not my husband making a Chromatica Oreo cheesecake (sorry we’re not professional bakers but did our best)
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it was #AgathaAllAlong , sis!
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@TomZohar she’s been up there since 2019
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@disgracedtwink this is the content I came to twitter for
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why does this remind me of the Tampa/ST Pete area 💀💀
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listen, #Ratched Netflix series is 90% long camera shots of #SarahPaulson walking in or out of rooms wearing a different designer. long coats, gloves, sunglasses and hats. I don’t even know what the story is about and it doesn’t matter
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@brad_polumbo Please find alternative ways to disappoint Daddy @brad_polumbo
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Sorry I overshared my love of sweet cream pie do u still think I’m hot
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@ScottPresler @JoeBiden "I'm not voting for Biden" translates to "I want Trump to replace RBG."
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@brad_polumbo Ooooooh she’s PRESSSSSSSED over these leather boys just living their best lives
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That moment when the adhd pill calls it quits for the day
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