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That time when I found a 1960s postcard for a Palm Beach hotel and found my mother and grandmother in the picture.

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@ladypalerider That's not an "unpopular" opinion. That's a "so crazy I probably talk to carrots" opinion.

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@ladypalerider Talking to carrots isn't too much of a problem. The real issue is if the carrots talk back.

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@njdotcom Who could have anticipated that this would be a problem? 🙄

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@RyLiberty No one is "taking a second look at Hitler". No one is starting "to question WWII". This is from the land of make believe. 🙄

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@CoriBush @AyannaPressley @RashidaTlaib @IlhanMN @AOC This looks like the world's most annoying band.

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@robbysoave "I'm not prepared for my meeting so <checks crazy person's notes> it's white supremacy." 🙄

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@JebraFaushay The fact that he's playing "Pick-A-Pair" is deeply ironic.

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@greggutfeld Last time I enjoyed SNL.....

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@MZHemingway Because persecuting Kavanaugh worked so well for them the first time. Pfft.

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@joelockhart Overheard convo between Mr. Lockhart and the voices inside his head - - "How can I get a bunch of 'likes'?" - "I know! Just make up crap." - "Yeah! That'll work!" 🙄

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@kellyport @assliken Dropping my old tweet here. Because I can.

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In 1903, a man filed a patent for a method of preserving the dead in large glass blocks. Honestly, I just don't have that type of storage space in my house.

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@crkleffner @MZHemingway The louder Dems beat the "Kavanaugh drum", the stronger his conservative support becomes.

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@OfficialJLD @ImpactSlates Please stop telling me that I don't have rights.

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@PamKeithFL You never disappoint when it comes to being disappointing.

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@wantedinrome I can't think of a more efficient way to get people to disregard and dislike a cause. 🙄

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@ChrisCuomo "Only in America". FYI... That's a good thing.

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@RashidaTlaib I'm just spitballing here but.... it might mean that a legislator should do his/her own job and not farm it out to some administrative body.

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In 1903, a man filed a patent for a method of preserving the dead in large glass blocks. Honestly, I just don't have that type of storage space in my house.

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@Independent He cheapened an event that's fueled by booze and egos? Yeah. Ok. Whatever.

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Dear Mayor Bloomberg, I, too, am a New Yorker. Also, like you, I don't understand anything about farming. However, I have the good sense not to open my trap and yammer on about it. You should try it sometime. Best Wishes, Trish P.S. You're an asshole.

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@PolitiBunny @ChrisMurphyCT Yeah.... My friend is curious, too.

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@WSJ Just in time for Independence Day. Keep it klassy, Nike. 🙄

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@OfficialMsPriss @Beegbopper1 @WSJ I think we can all agree that something called the "Betsy Ross flag" is inextricably linked with the US flag.

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@robertcaruso @marcorandazza Why was it "not wise" to snap at you? Surely, you're not threatening someone.

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@RealJamesWoods And conservatives everywhere are forced to roll up their newspaper, grab CNN by the scruff of the neck, and point to the mess they made on the carpet.

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@bhennrich Helpful tip: Don't give any of these things to your child's friends. They aren't your children and a grown man handing out condoms to tween girls is uber creepy.

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@NBCNews Obvious takeaway..... Nothing good comes from running.

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@Alyssa_Milano My first thought when I wake up is, "If my cat puked during the night, I hope I don't step in it." This is why people shouldn't share their morning thoughts.

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@jtLOL The only badges the Lincoln Project cares about are attached to Boy Scouts.

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Actual conversation overheard while in the car with parents: Father (trying to park the car): I'm not 100% straight. Mother: You couldn't tell me that before we got married?

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@Aella_Girl Why is bestiality bad? There's a take I hadn't anticipated today.

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@TheTJHelm @daveweigel @HillCountryWDC @HillCountryBBQ Alternate view: Let people wear their hats and you mind your own business. Just a thought.....

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@MrJonCryer @govtdude Personally? Hell, yes. Sorry. I know that wasn't the answer you wanted. Plus, this is a really crappy time to try and sow division.

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@Acidic_Blonde Whichever one will kill a bug. 🕷️

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@willcarless Yeah... He really shouldn't have been wearing that short skirt. He was asking for it. 🙄

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@rosemcgowan That reminds me of Ahmadinejad's quote at Columbia: "We don't have homosexuals, like in your country. I don't know who told you that." But, please continue to stand up for that regime.

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@GavinNewsom Aren't you late for a reservation at an expensive restaurant or something?

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@Cameron_Gray Now I know what Jane Curtin got for Christmas. Bitterness.

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@WashPostPhoto @jessedittmar Nah... I'm good.

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@MMFlint I humbly suggest that if you didn't know this man.... you weren't paying attention.

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@samantha3050 @BrianSimsPA He's just playing to what he believes the crowd desires. His demeanor changes at any given time to capitalize on clicks. Of course, this makes him an incredible charlatan.

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@nypost Wait until she finds out what precipitated it. 🙄

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Actual conversation with paternal unit: Father: "How are your stocks doing?" Me: "What do you think?" Father: "They're going down?" Me: "Like a girl on Prom night." Father: Me: Father: Me: "If it helps, Dad, I didn't go to Prom." I don't think he enjoys our chats.

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@cher Could someone do a "Wellness Check", please?

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@CNNOpinion You may not like our "dangerous infatuation" with A/C. We're sorta tired of Europe's "dangerous infatuation" with starting world wars. So... let's agree to disagree.

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@Chasten You should really be careful about the society you're actively encouraging. It doesn't end well.

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@jthomp79 @RobManess @realBenjiirby @LifeZette @michellemalkin @CassandraRules @drewberquist @StacyOnTheRight @WayneDupreeShow "Free speech" isn't something that one does or does not deserve. It's not a reward. It's a right.

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@redsteeze @NickAPappas @Eddieristo1 @AOC @saikatc @johniadarola @cenkuygur @AnaKasparian Like self-respect.

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@RobSchneider @IMissRWReagan In other news, the streets of San Fransisco are covered with candidates.

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@RealJamesWoods "I’m thinking of buying a hundred acre ranch and just fostering every lost #pet " You've just encapsulated my life-long dream.

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@caroljsroth "The Thin Man"

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@KaptanHindustan Trick or Treat foul.

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@IlhanMN "Whenever I want to seem sane, I quote a conspiracy theorist." - No Serious Person Ever

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"Stand up like a free-born citizen and you liberate that animal". I can't tell you how much I wish @MarkSteynOnline had been on that flight.

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. @MarkSteynOnline on @united dog death: "It might well be true that the flight attendant did not hear any barking. But then again, you have to think, well would that mean she wouldn't hear the guy going 'Allahu Akbar?'" #Tucker

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@JRubinBlogger @RadioFreeTom Elitism... thy name is Rubin.

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@AP Great. Now I'm sad about an 18,000 year-old puppy.

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@nypost Alternate Headline: Unknown artist tries to ride the coattails of successful writer.

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@johnmilbank3 Apparently, "liberty" isn't handicap accessible. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@ZackFord Alternate Headline: Man Tells Woman What She's Allowed To Wear (Psst. This is what abusive men do.)

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@StickeeNotes @YuriLowenthal Apparently, being self-sufficient is wrong.... or something.

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Do I like Chris Matthews? Nope. Do I think women are sexually harassed in the workplace? Of course. Do I think being told (in front of others) that you're attractive is a traumatic experience? GTFO

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@sbrinton @cooten9009 Apparently, "Goodwill" now means @asyakhamsin1 's luggage and work. 🙄

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@LACaldwellDC Yet, amazingly, teenagers are considered responsible enough to control thousands of pounds of metal when they drive. "Consistency" is an illusion. 🙄

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@AOC Tweet sent from iPhone.

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@PeaceLibLady @PaigeTRogers @PolitiBunny @ChrisMurphyCT

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@AdamTrahan @AOC She enjoys the premium seats... as long as someone else pays for them.

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@CallMeK1123 Yes. If I were going to lie, I would make myself a redhead. Ooh... That sounds like a great idea.

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@studentactivism Biden is close to filing an injunction. He's really close. In fact, he's so close, he's smelling the injunction's hair.

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@nypost No. He wasn't "a queer brown person" who was "fired during Pride month." He was an employee who was dumped because he didn't live up to his obligations at work.

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If Joe didn't exist, we would have to invent him.

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Joe Biden’s staff got a little trigger happy today. His campaign team prematurely sent out a fundraising email asking for feedback on tonight's debate that has yet to happen, asking in the subject line: “Did I make you proud?”

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@RealJamesWoods "If anyone can learn anything… it’s to just be nice to animals and that they all have souls too… and they all have feelings." ❤️ No. My eyes aren't watering. I must have a cold. Yeah. That's it.

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@WalshFreedom For 5 months, I’ve told tens of thousands of ranchers why I believe tofu is wonderful. Last night, I stood in front of 3,000 cowboys & said the same thing. Almost all of them disagreed with me. Clearly, I don’t belong in the Cattlemen's Association. 🙄

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@greg_price11 That awkward moment when the FBI unintentionally tells you its priorities.

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@cnni The Earth's core is switching directions? Have you found out what pronouns it prefers?

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@nypost WebMD never mentions this option.

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@AOC "... the stock market makes that money for them..." Because people just walk past the NYSE, toss a sack of money inside the building, go have lunch, and return to see how much heavier the sack has become. 🙄

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@benryanwriter @MattWalshBlog Objecting to someone being financially rewarded for promoting stereotypes doesn't translate to "anti-trans". 🙄

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