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The Servis Cheetahs. The Taliban's favourite shoe

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they are so important. this is what the world needs rn. you’re either on the island or you’re drowning

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the island boys talk about how sun gazing has helped raise their consciousness to a higher level—making abundantly clear what all of the initiated could already see, their music is born of divine ecstasy and they are our boys. our island boys. welcome to the island boi era

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introvert now just means bitchmade weakass scared to bare their hearts to the world born out of a selfish fear rooted in overwhelming narcissism and need to perform a pastiche of childish copes that make the world an objectively worse place for all. romance is for the deserving

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😭😭😭 yeah this is the one

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girls literally just want a maid outfit and an ak-47

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you need to be losing followers, you need to be alienating ur audience. i want you to be becoming impenetrable and completly cryptic. you have to become a windowless obelisk, a total void of comprehensible meaning. living entirely in your imagination and disconnected from reality

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babe u seem kind of bitchpilled and sadcore today r u ok

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shout out to the dude on the ray peat forum who eats 30 hot dogs a week and his body loves it and it makes him feel amazing

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molly percocet is a beautiful name for a girl

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“last online” “message seen” are designs ‘features’ implemented with the sole imperative to alienate individuals into endless submission to mutual surveillance. the imperative of timely replies is a non-lindy psyop that breeds anxiety and paranoia. ignore the impulse to care

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oh shes ur girlfriend? why don’t u marry her then

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i love basic normal vibes like yeah my favourite brands are northface and nike. i drink coffee and i have a wife. the internet is for emails and sharing jpegs. i lift weights and im 6ft tall. if i see a dog i take it for a walk. i have an ipod with wired headphones. sandwiches

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pull up to the function like you already kno

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Conspiracy theories are everywhere and people don't understand how harmful they are. I made the original Conspiracy Chart over a year ago. An update was long overdue. This is the 2021 version.

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in future ppl will adopt one of two conflicting histories of 2020: 1. "omg it was the hardest loneliest year ever, cry :'(" 2. "my schizophrenia and autism folded into each other and as a beam of white light went up to the heavens uniting me eternally with the chorus of angels"

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solution to onlyfans camwhoring pandemic is have computers return to being too complicated for women to use. Eliminate all touch screens.. enforce keyboard only desktop environments, command line exclusivity, IBM Model-Ms with buckling springs their frail fingers can't actuate..

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living with a girl is like they say "OH MY GOD!!!!" a few thousand times a day and you're like oh my god babe whats happened bracing yourself for something horrible and its like they just thought about the mini bonne maman jars

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oh u love ur girlfriend? why dont u marry her then

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we could have it all

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a new way to walk around this christian goth summer. call it monastic trenchlord

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oh you want to cancel that person? well guess what God loves you and He would never cancel you. so ur just being weird and ruining His Vibe . ever thought about forgiveness? stop being a loser. you were supposed to win. we all were

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technology is so mid. everything has some cable or format it needs and nothing works with anything else n then its like ohh no im broken and has errors too or like the batteries run out and the technology just stops dead? its so weak compared to the endurance of the human spirit

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took 20 grams of glycine and slept for 13 hours straight and experienced an entire lifetime in a dream. all those people i met.. gone.

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everyone wanna leave society but nobody want to build the cabin

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this is what i believe

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quirked up shawty jihad. are u beginning to understand?

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chet hanks speaking on what he personally experienced in the hour following his announcement of whiteboy summer

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before it had a name, it was her.. the first to ever quirk it. a portentous shawty. she want all the way up and shattered into a thousand pieces—rained down across arid land and blossomed into fields of quirked up shawtys forever.

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Welcome to the house of mirrors, it’s one take, no cuts, endless scroll and gazing back in on itself from every direction

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im sorry ur honor but i was being avant garde i guess u just dont get it

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as a man why are you pointing your front camera at yourself and making a facial expression. unthinkable humiliation

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dam bro did u construct a negative self deprecating image of urslef as projection of ur insecurities and try use it as a vessel for validation thus imprinting ur own worst tendencies back upon urself in an exacerbated manner and so reinternalizing exponential trauma? lmao why tho

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one of the coolest sleep schedules i can think of is 6pm-12am. ur like normal all day but u go to bed early and then ur morning is the dead of night, u cop that 3am realness and then ur lunch time is sunrise. u live between worlds and unconstrained by time. a freedom few ever kno

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the perfect woman doesn’t exi

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happy sunday

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ur girl typing her thoughts in a google doc

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dating is toxic. dating is cheating on ur future husband. only acceptable “date” is a protracted first one—as road trip across the US culminating in las vegas shotgun wedding. then bet ur life savings on red 33. god hates gamblers but he loves dreamers. married on the first date

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make computers real again.

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throwing ur tiny little gf up in the sky so high she becomes star

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it’s 2040. ur eating dinner with ur wife and kids. reading todays best posts aloud. ur 9 yr son is a catboy with face tats and a kabbalah practice. ur 6 yr old daughter is pro meth and has S+ class oracle skills. ur wife is a vtuber hologram. we did it. we normalized everything

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God makes everyone a 10. Most of the time tho that 10 gets stifled by bad parenting, poor diet, lack of exercise, environmental toxins, bluelight, emf, psychic assault, etc.. but there is always a 10 in you, the question is just how hard are you willing to work to bring it forth

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guy who tweets "u cant cancel god" and girl who replies "actually u can and i just did". fast forward 20 years >>>>> wow. the guy is billionaire now, 10 kids and beautiful wife. the girl is in prison for life (and no prison friends, no netflix lesbian fun vibes) u cant cancel god

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an old boss of mine used to often smash his iphone on the floor after a bad call, many said his rage was immature but i thought it showed passion and an enlightened disregard for material objects

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marry ur wife. marry her forever

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if you know you are not a good artist, focus on being a bad artist. try to be the worst artist ever. go full abject. nothing worse than just being middling & garnering only apathy. cultivate an absence of all talent. antithesis of beauty. sink to the lowest level—become wretched

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life hack: treat people well and just be normal

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declassified CIA internal opsec motivational poster competition works 1973

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the only girlfriend u should have is a wife

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girls literaly want one thing. u to put a really tiny little straberry on their head and say hey its ur hat . ur tiny littel strawberry hat

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addicted to just eating plain ground beef lately. simple but honestly delicious. one of my comfort foods

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new brandy goin crazyy wit it lol #BrandyMelville

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damn babe ur swag is so ethereal n ancient u look like u just come out a cave or something fr

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survey of the chinese alternative consumer phone market. sorry i cant hear u rn im speaking on my classic little brother phone... actually now im writing with my phone. haha now its a little golden car. omg now it sooo small. haha sorry. i cant hear u

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Portrait of an egirl

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yeh i believe in equality its called get on my level bro

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your ancestors grind for millions of years and you fell off? bruh

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once when i was a wagie, i remember this distinct moment i realized they were all just working to pay for a car to drive to work and to pay the mortgage / rent on a place close to the office—doing meaningless busywork while their lives went down the meat grinder. i quit that day

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when u go to ur page and read ur own posts

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your honor you wouldnt get it

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cold girl winter is kind better tbh. girls with sharp noses. aggressive features . iron deficiencies. girls who don’t say much. girls who scare people. who leave you on read. girls who sleep on the floor. girls who need to borrow your hoodie. girls who need a hug

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everything is permitted just dont be boring—one of the more humane elements of the current vibe shift is in its antithesis to cancel culture, everyone gets an infinite number of chances. redemption is real. believe in the resurrection. u can always just try again. the eternal now

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you should be at least allowed to smoke cigarettes indoors at every cafe. if you cant handle cigarette smoke with your coffee you shouldn't be allowed to drink coffee. grow up. some of us are adults

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the world is worms

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if thats ur girl why she ask me to explain the matrix

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mfers love to be like ‘i fell off, bro fell off fr’ … bruh. does the caterpillar fall off when it goes into its cocoon for months? i’ll tell you what falls off, the rigid container of the old self so a beautiful renewal of being in the form of a butterfly may emerge. grow up fr

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if she doesnt look thru ur likes she wont make a good mother

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telling my kids this was new order

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LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG (lets find God)

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you are 28 years old you aren't getting groomed you being given your last chance

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She sent me her boobs, unprompted. I'm shocked. I avert my gaze and crop the photo immediately—so only her face remains. That was all I really wanted to see, the yearning in her eyes as she abandoned her dignity to the violence of love.

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i would be overcome with its beauty and brought to tears if i saw this irl

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Barbara 3D Billboard in Chengdu China #GenshinImapct #原神

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