When Texas Tech needed a live animal mascot to take the field against TCU. We didnβt get a thoroughbred from Austin or Berkeley. No we grabbed a random Opossum from Lubbock Texas.
-Kent Hance probably
βΌοΈπ¨BREAKING π¨βΌοΈ
Texas Tech QB Behren Morten has reportedly been βsecretly hanging outβ with TikTok star Gorlock The Destroyer.
Big if true.
No one, absolutely no one. Not a single soul. UT fans:
NoT A RiValRy
We DoNt ThINk aBoUt yOu at All.
6-6
G5 league
SaNd AggIe
CaNt wAiT to GeT Out oF ThIS ConFerEnCe.
Post sleep clarity
1. Offense is light years better than last season. Having Tahj with JK, Douglas, and Conyers is going to be a problem. Once Micah gets more reps they are going to be lethal.
K-State hate week final day
Fun Fact: K-State fans pass out King size candy bars on Halloween.
K-State fans help the homeless in their community without filming themselves for clout and donβt brag about it.
Monsters really
Iβve come to realize that too much of my personality, interests, and overall happiness revolves around Texas Tech sports. That being said I need a win this weekend like a crack head needs their next hit.
We have finally reached our No. 1 video in our top 10 videos of 2023 countdown... π
No. 1 goes to the opossum that will live on in our CFB hearts forever π€£β€οΈ
I have decided after 4 years to upgrade my phone. I have come to the realization that my phone if from peak Matt Wells era and is responsible for Tech footballs poor performance. New phone should get here in time for Big 12 play. You are all welcome.
BREAKINGπ¨π¨: The
@NWSLubbock
has issued the following statement: Tropical Storm Wilson is expected to arrive on TTU campus around 2 p.m. today. Expect brooms, sweeping, and a downgrade of high expectations. This is expected to negatively impact Longhorns and Austin fanbase.
ACC teams I want in order assuming UNC and Virginia are B1G bound.
1a. Clemson
1B. FSU
2. VT
3. NCSt
4. Miami
5. Duke
6. Big gap
7. Georgia Tech
8. Massive Gap
9. Syracuse
10. No other teams worth discussing.
Itβs all fun and games until Clemson comes to the Jones at night and a MF Opossum runs across the field and then they watch as Tech comes back down 14 in the 4th win. Rally Opossum will ruin your life.
sTiLl HaVe To LiVe In LuBbOcK.
Iβve been to Tucson and your campus many times. Donβt try to act like itβs not Waco with mountains. TF outta here.
Saguaro vs mesquite
Saguaro:
1. Always surrendering (French)
2. Useless plant
3. Bitch made so it has to have federal protection
4. Will literally stab you for no reason
Mesquite:
1. Is a super food
2. Provides shade
3. Can be used to smoke meats.
4. Has medicinal properties
Cincy Hate Week Day 2
The most famous Cincy alum is Travis Kelce. Kelce was unknown sad and ringless TE in the NFL. Then one day god king Mahomes joins the team and solely because of Mahomes, Kelce has won 3 rings and became famous. Mahomes is responsible for Kelce dating Swift.
To the rest of the Big 22 burners dunking on Tech with scoreboards from the past decade. You need to understand that we are dead inside and nothing can hurt us. More importantly we will continue to talk shit every opportunity, we are feral.
Lots of Tech burners upset that a former player had some thoughts on our basketball team. Just to set the record straight.
Played in final 4> Played JV
Imma listen to
@kingno_
Mike Leach was the reason why my love for Tech Football exploded. His teams were always dangerous and the Jones was an absolute nightmare for opposing teams. The world just lost one of the biggest innovators and personalities of the game.
The guys with
@GunsUpRadio
are national treasures and I for one wonβt sit idly by as they are trashed by a conference who spends years bowing down to the schools who ultimately left. You guys donβt like criticism fix your damn issues.
#Clownshow
NEWS: Illinois' Niccolo Moretti will enter the transfer portal, a source told ESPN. The 6'2 Italian point guard and NBA Global Academy graduate has three years of eligibility remaining. Will have a good market due to his pace, feel and pick and roll creativity.
I considered myself to be one of the biggest Kliff homers out there until the writing was on the wall his last season. I wanted him to be successful so bad it was ridiculous. I feel the same way for
@JoeyMcGuireTTU
the guy gets West Texas, I want him to be successful so damn bad.
@Big12Conference
Maybe now hear me outβ¦ maybe if you didnβt have a revolving door of trash ref crews we wouldnβt have a problem. We should fine the
@Big12Conference
for gross incompetence in respects to the refs.
FSU & Clemson are trying to escape the ACC. The SEC says it is content at 16. The B1G is stretched thin & won't likely offer full value.
Can the Big 12 land a Hail Mary??