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#BottomKeithWeek
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This masterlist will be sorted according to the type of entry—writing and fanart. Please like and RT the originals, not my QRT's!
The prompts are below if you need a refresher! 👇🏼
@chaoticstargirl
you cannot be serious 💀 the author wrote a 21 y/o like she's 13, because this is how my sister spoke when she was 13, and 21 y/o's know what rugrats is, which makes the creepy age gap (which clearly, even SHE thinks is creepy!) even creepier. this is just... terribly written. 😬
omg y'all hang on a second...
imagine klance halfway into their thirties or something, post-canon, never having dated... but one night something clicks for lance and he has the realization that he's subconsciously been harboring feelings for keith since their voltron days...
keith drowning in one of lance's hoodies bc post-canon lance got so tall he has to gets shirts, sweaters, hoodies and button ups from stores that make clothes for tall people, so now lance's hoodies reach to his thighs and he has sweater paws and blushes when lance coos at him 🥰
(1/16)
Consider this.
Keith has had a major crush on his classmate, Lance, for a solid two years.
But Keith knows boys like Lance. Boys like Lance? They dazzle you, charm you and leave you weak, and eventually, they end up breaking your heart. Every time, without fail.
keith starting to make galra noises after connecting with krolia and his heritage though... like little chirps, purrs, growls, clicks, and noises that suspiciously sound like mewls and meows... 👀
lance thinks it's delightful. keith just wants to throw himself out of the airlock.
lance using a magical fleshlight that unbeknownst to him, connects to whoever he's fantasizing about and magically turns into their pussy... so it responds just like their pussy as well, throbs and clenches, feels real, feels warm and wet, tastes real...
single dad keith and single dad lance moving in together because they're tired of being single dads so they decide to coparent their kids together because they've been best friends since childhood, and their friendship is stronger than any relationship they ever had... 👀🤭
hidden muscles klance my beloved...
tall swimmer's build lance with just like, slightly visible muscles because he's fairly skinny, but when he flexes, everyone is shocked at how much his muscles pop out 👀
zookeeper lance who finds out his new boyfriend really, really, REALLY loves hippos, so he asks keith on a date to the zoo where he works because he made a deal with the hippo caretaker to surprise keith by letting him feed the hippos entire watermelons 👀
imagine lance and keith saving a small planet together while the rest of the team is saving other planets in that system, only to be "gifted" a gift of "unity"—which means they get a look into each other's minds and feelings. keith gets overwhelmed by lance's feelings, but...
hot take but keith is "cheat on me and i'll fuck your dad, your brothers and your cousins too for good measure and that's NOT an empty threat" levels of petty LMAO
lance braiding altean keith's long white hair during a team sleepover and keith just turns into a fucking glowstick with how hard he's blushing, lighting up his altean marks on his face and exposed arms, because hair touching is something really intimate amongst the alteans 🥺
keith being a food tiktoker who does really stimmy food vids like calming chopping and cooking videos, including outdoor cooking over a fire next to a little stream of water, chill baking videos, cookie and cake decorating videos etc. etc.
so. height difference klance, right? imagine lance making the millionth joke about keith's height. maybe it's that joke about the reason that he's such an angry little spitfire is because short people are closer to hell. and keith just sighs deeply and glares at him.
i have a theory about keith's heritage. like, he looks human. but we know that canonically, he can accidentally shift some of his features to go galra (such as his eyes). regular galra aren't shapeshifters as far as we know. but... krolia also looks far too human for a galra.
i truly am of the firm belief that it's keith who is the first one to vocalize that he wants a baby. lance was ready all along. he's got a big family, he always knew he wanted kids. it was a bigger step for keith—he was just waiting for keith to be ready.
why am i so endeared by the idea of keith trying to flirt back with lance with similar bad pick up lines that lance uses, except he sounds so awkward with the delivery that it falls flat but it makes lance laugh super hard
forever thinking about keith going back into his burning apartment building to save his dog only to get dragged out kicking and screaming by a firefighter with pretty eyes (who earns some serious bruises during this rescue because of keith being feisty)
keith acting extra grumpy and borderline aggressive, even for him, like, beyond a bad mood, so lance starts to worry about what's going on. he observes keith for a while but figuring it out proves tougher than expected. sometimes keith huffs and stomps away angrily outta nowhere.
after shiro noticed keith and lance were getting closer and closer, their smiles growing softer, the affectionate looks they shared intensifying... and when lance was just days away from working up the courage to ask keith out, shiro sat lance down and said this about keith. 🥺🩵
keith is the wettest, messiest fuck lance has ever had. his pussy gets ridiculously wet, he gets all nice and creamy when he cums and he squirts like crazy. he cums sooo easily too, so it's all wet and messy. when he loses control, his eyes roll back and he starts drooling.
[볼트론 8주년 축하해🎉]
2016년 6월 10일
우리가 만난 시간🌟
그때부터 지금까지 언제나 함께해요
'볼트론 : 전설의 수호자' 모든 시리즈는 넷플릭스에서 만나볼 수 있습니다.
[Happy 8th Anniversary, Voltron: Legendary Defender!🎉]
Since 2016.06.10
8 years of defending the universe
"the black lion is the decisive head of voltron. it will take a pilot who is a born leader and in control at all times, someone whose men will follow without hesitation."
WHY DID IT CHOOSE KEITH IN THE END THEN 😭 I LOVE KEITH SO MUCH BUT THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF HIM LMFAO
lance posting this as a joke only to get towel smacked by his mom the next time he comes over for being "rude" to her "other son" while reassuring keith that he's not "that bad word" and that he's "very special" while keith laughs so hard he cries and lance goes off to pout 💀
i truly LOVE reverse galtean klance.
keith as an awkward altean who just doesn't fit in with the other alteans all that well since he isn't able to blend in with his own species that well, let alone other species like alteans should... except he blends in great with the galra.
i feel like keith is someone who, when absolutely at his limit, is someone who screams out the most random, creative curses to be able to let go of his frustration at least a little bit.
with that being said, please imagine a very frustrated keith screaming out,
lance isn't just a service top, he's a service HUSBAND, nothing makes him happier than making sure keith feels happy and relaxed and comfortable and loved and safe since he knows love and safety and comfort was in short supply for him throughout his life 🥺
@ryvols
@AO3_Status
pretty much all of them. the fanfiction subreddit is blowing up with reports about AI bots leaving hate comments accusing authors of using AI or telling them their stuff sucks and that AI could do better on fics uploaded as recently as october. here's one:
ok but garrison klance being assigned to do that whole american take care of a baby doll like it's a real baby thing you see on tv right
and lance tells keith with the confidence only an awkward teenage boy with a crush has, that they'll have a baby together for real some day
did y'all ever have to do those anonymous classmate reviews in school... bc i'm thinking of keith being made to review lance at the garrison and actually saying some rlly nice shit about him that made lance desperate to know who reviewed him...
witch keith carefully undoing the stitches inside the lining of lance's jacket to hide a good luck charm in it and stitching it back up just to see his human boyfriend smile that radiant sunshine smile of his when everything in his life suddenly goes right 🥺
#bottomkeithweek
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@spankedkeith
keith blowing lance for the first time and when lance cums in his mouth, he opens wide and sticks out his tongue to show the mess his boyfriend made, only to let it drip down all over lance's shaft, *just* so he can lick it back up again.
"keith would never wear that"
listen have you seen how ALL the characters dress in canon? they ALL dress terribly. including our commonly headcanoned to be fashion king lance and queen allura. canon outfits are terrible. but they're all fashion royalty in my eyes. next question.
nothing is funnier than seeing a couple do the ‘Paint Your Partner’ challenge & one person is obviously an artist & the other is just trying their very best
lance gets obsessed with this magical pocket pussy, and is constantly using it as a cockwarmer or fucking into it in his free time, and keith feels it every single time.
he returns to voltron 3 months pregnant and barely showing—despite never having been fucked by a real cock.
when keith and lance have sex for the first time, lance takes his sweet time working keith's pussy open with his fingers and tongue, ending up straight up fisting him to prep him for his impossibly thick cock. but even then, nothing could've prepared keith for the stretch.
lance occasionally gets frustrated with how cute keith looks and tells him to stop looking so cute. but then, when keith pulls an even cuter confused face and goes, "but... that's just my face?" lance just melts because how dare he be so goddamned endearing, what the hell— 😤😤😤
THIS IS SO KLANCE
i 100% can see lance responding all smoothly like that to keith saying he would tell him so many things if he were a bit more drunk 🥰
also can we please talk about a klance meetcute with like. autistic keith who has kosmo as his service dog. and kosmo suddenly alerts for an incoming panic attack one day for a complete stranger, and that stranger turns out to be lance, who has adhd and anxiety.
lance is the type of husband who will make his custom characters in games look like keith (and will spend hours getting his features as close as the character creator will allow) because "i just wanna stare at the most beautiful person in the world even when i'm gaming 🥰"
last night i got to thinking about author keith who managed to score a major deal to turn his best-selling book series into a TV show... and getting really, really flustered over lance, who has been cast as the secondary main character—the love interest, gabriel... 👀
"I like your name."
"Thanks, do you wanna moan it?"
is such a Klance prompt bc first of all, Keith WOULD like Lance's name since y'know, a lance is a pointy weapon, and second of all, you can't tell me that isn't a Lance-y response.
lance starting to look more and more like a DILF over time, with his hair growing into messy curls, leaving his face scruffy, letting his chest hair grow freely, wearing reading glasses etc. is what results in keith getting pregnant for the first time.
cue lance accidentally and unknowingly taking keith's virginity while keith is in the middle of a blade meeting, getting fingered, eaten out and fucked by phantom sensations... and he's left dripping lance's actual cum while lance wonders why there's none left to clean up 😵💫
lance shoving his big fat cock into one of those self-heating automatic fleshlights that can simulate blowjobs and the like, made in a custom size so he can fit his massive cock inside of it, and turning it on on the lightest setting so that it feels like he's being cockwarmed 🤤
y'know i'm wildly amused by the concept of like, lance introducing keith to his family (and i'm absolutely refusing the canon appearances of half of his family bc most of them don't even look alike?) and keith getting flustered by lance's dad because lance looks exactly like him
it isn't until later that lance finds out that galra mate for life. their heart chooses one person, and their heart will forever beat for them, until their last dying breath.
lance doesn't feel deserving of that kind of devotion but every day, keith makes sure to prove he does.
lance was probably that kid that accidentally wrote letters to satan instead of santa when he was little, caused by a mixture of dyslexia, just learning english after moving to america at age 8 or so, and his adhd (too distracted to check his letters over) 🥰
is it just me who headcanons that keith doesn't have a driver's license
i love the idea of him having a motorcycle license, but not a driver's license lmfao
and in canonverse, despite dropping out, he gets his pilot's license anyway bc what are they gonna do? tell a paladin NO?
i feel like lance would stop moving suddenly just to joke, "hey babe. 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘦. guess what? you've got junk in the trunk. get it? because 𝘮𝘺 junk is 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 trunk?" while his cock is up keith's ass. keith wants to simultaneously laugh, groan and smother him with a pillow 💀
honestly though i rlly love the idea of keith loving lance's jokes during sex but sometimes there are some jokes that are so cringe that even the power of love can't save lance from being kicked out of bed bc keith cancelled sexy times 💀💀💀
keith who struggles with verbalizing his affection to lance, whose love language is words of affirmation, so he blushes a violent shade of red, avoids lance's eyes and then stutters out in a soft, flustered mumble that he loves him. lance beams, but he can't help but tease him.
elementary school art teacher keith promising to take his boyfriend's 6 y/o daughter, sofia, home to babysit her once he finishes up at school because lance is working late that week and keith is at school already anyway... but that week lance's birthday is slowly coming up.
y'all i just had a GREAT idea.
keith and lance don't know each other, but they both get an invite to their cheating ex's wedding. their ex is getting married to the person the ex cheated with. so, they both go to the wedding with the same plan. there, they meet each other.
keith is the type to talk to children like they're adults which makes kids LOVE him because he doesn't infantilize them or treat them as lesser because of their age like a lot of adults do.
(16/16)
As he pulls Lance inside of his apartment and unbuttons his shirt, he vows to himself he’s NEVER going to tell Lance that he got laid on their first date because he was an angel to the restaurant staff.
Nope. That’s just between him and the universe.
keith has two moods when it comes to lance's jokes: groaning and glaring when they're bad, and laughing his ass off when they're funny or so bad they're good. when lance manages to get that uncontrollable laugh out of him, lance just looks at him like he's the whole universe 🥰
everybody say thank you to
@lauspidgey
for posting these because i was too lazy to dig them out but:
OFFICIAL PROOF THAT LANCE'S CANON STRENGTH STATS ARE HIGHER THAN KEITH'S!!!
LANCE IS CANONICALLY ABLE MANHANDLE KEITH, AND KEITH LOVES IT WHEN HE DOES!!!
i'm a galtean keith truther at heart because krolia simply looks far too humanoid to not be part altean!!! her eyes alone are a great argument for this already!!!
ok but consider lance who likes to do all sorts of LARP type shit who finds out there's a spy bar in his city. he thinks it's a spy-themed bar. he ends up taking keith home, who is very much a real spy... which he finds out when his apartment gets shot up the next morning.
keith being tall for his age at 12 but then ending up short at 20, and lance being short for his age at 12 and then ending up as a giraffe at 20 please and thank you
(i love the idea of lance never giving up on bragging how he outgrew keith and finally beat him at something)
keith struggling to get that badonkadonk in his skinny jeans and lance watching from behind watching that booty fat jiggle over the edge of his jeans like "god bless that booty 🥰😩🙏"
so y'all know kogane means gold, right?
please imagine lance getting a little golden sword necklace to put his wedding ring on too whenever he needs to take it off his finger, and when he comes home with it the first time and shows it to keith, keith blushes furiously 🥰
ok but what if kosmo can secretly talk and really WAS going to tell keith his name in due time? 🤔
just imagine him and keith cuddling and suddenly outta nowhere kosmo decides to reveal he's capable of speech by going in a gruff voice, "you know, lance picked out a good name for—
so y'all know that "you can only see color after meeting your soulmate, and it goes back to black and white after they die" soulmate au's?
so. remember how lance died and allura brought him back. imagine lance and keith both know the other is their soulmate.
i feel keith would go crazy with baby costumes. it'll be a regular ass day and he'll be handed a bat baby.
lance: ... what's the occasion?
keith: i wanted rika to look cute.
lance, nodding seriously: a valid occasion. bat baby it is!
and it only escalates.
i love seemingly completely un-alpha-like alpha lance. like, he's a complete gentleman, always calm, always kind, always in control. everyone underestimates him for it. but then during the moments it matters... he's the most protective, brave, loyal, perfect alpha around.
keith only being able to keep down peanutbutter and fluff sandwiches because the smell of anything else makes him nauseous at some point into his pregnancy, and then bursting out into hysterical tears because the ones he makes himself aren't as good as the ones lance makes 🥺💕
pls imagine shiro and adam adopting a baby who gets obsessed with their uncle keith 🥹 just waddling over to him as a toddler, spreading out their chubby little arms and going "keef!" every time they see him 🥹 keith would SPOIL them 🥹🫶🏻
i was just watching "i didnt know i was pregnant" while eating bc i needed some background noise and all i can think of is... what if that happened to keith though. like, what if pregnancy in galra presents differently than in humans, so he gets a weird mix of the two?