There are god-intended ships like Phoenix/Thalassa, Marvin Grossberg/Redd White, Richard Wellington/Adam Mada, the detention center guard/the guard on the left in front of people park in AA4. And then there are ships that are of the devil. Like Narumitsu.
Friendly reminder that nothing I post is a "joke" or a "bit" or anything like that. I genuinely hate Narumitsu and think it's a horrible, disgusting ship, and I sincerely believe my OC is canon and that I own the series.
Narumitsu is what happen when you have no media literacy and you're taken in by FAKE fandom interpretation of characters before you even play the games- thus blinding yourself to the true non-gayness of Miles Edgeworth's and Phoenix Wright's non-gay everlasting love for eachother
I'm sick of fearmongering about microplastics and seed oils. All I eat are microplastics and seed oils and I am the strongest person in my village and I would kill anyone who opposed me with a single punch.
This is my OC Prosecutor Layton. Basically he was an evil version of Professor Layton. I only wrote one John Phoenix vs Prosecutor Layton story but I deleted it.
@ncvcrforcvcr
Newfound? THis isn't newfoundland it's oldfoundland, I've been hating Narumitsu since I woke up from a coma in 2019 and started my fanfiction career and sawing people commit shipping Narumitsu. I will neve rallow or accept this horrid ship in my series which I own.
@rinchdressing
Oh, a couple cosplaying Phoenix Wright and his straight life partner BEST FRIEND AND NOT LOVER Miles Edgeworth caring for a baby cosplaying Apollo Justice turned into a baby due to a magic potion administered by Kristoph Gavin escaped from prison? How delightfully quaint.
They say the emperor wore no clothes (Narumitsu allegory) it took one brave little boy (me allegory) to say fuck you that's bullshit, it's not real and your a fake fan. THe fnadom is thankfukl for that, to have a champion such as myself,
- Lance Takumi
So, if you like Narumitsu or say I don't own the series, or think AA5/AA6 is canon, I recommend you unfollow me because I will never stop speaking my truth, which is everyone's truth because everything I say is true and real.
@narumiitsu
*facepalms* That has nothing to do with Narumitsu. Haven't you read my official shipping guide that tells people not to ship Narumitsu? It's bad.
There once was a little 27 year old boy named Lance Takumi. He hated Narumitsu and thought he owned the series and invented John Phoenix. He truly believed he was Shu Takumi's son. And he always respected the canon games and shat on DD and SoJ.
@Meliz_Aya
1. Shu Takumi did not write this newspaper. It is non canon. 2. A narumitsu troll wrote this 3. Fake news 4. Phoenix is confirmed straight in the games 5. Dual Destinies is non-canon so the "daddy" line means nothing. If anything it means he sees Miles as father figure.
@hellertears
The second picture is bad because it's new artwork made by new Capcom. It looks bad, the real fans don't like anything except the four original games, Vs Professor Layton, herlock shomes, and ghost tricky.
And God said "Let there be light". He sure as hell didn't say "Let there be Narumitsu." So maybe you should think about that before you darken the Earth with that accursed ship. There's a reason Shu Takumi doesn't want us to ship it. He wants us to ship Phoenix with Thalassa
Minor correction: all MY fanfiction is canon, but that's because I am Shu Takumi's son and he approves of my fanfiction, I can tell because sometimes I get 1 view from Japan on my stories and in my heart I know it's my real daddy telling me he approves of John Phoenix
@darkysewey
@mattypoo1993
@enterzalman
Of course they're non-canon. They weren't written by Shu Takumi, were they? Is fanfiction canon? Of course not. And only a n00b would say AAI2 is peak, it's literal trash that exemplifies all of Takeshi Yamazaki's WORST failings. Plus it's boring
@shortfilipin0
Great meme- I like how there are no references to Narumitsu. I hate Narumitsu and a lot of Narumitsu shippers AKA fake fans as I call them shove Narumitsu into everything, even memes about Phoenix's CANON love interest. It's nice to meet a fellow Wrightworth hater and creative.
Okay first off SHU TAKUMI WROTE THEM AS FRIENDS so it's toxic to ship them. Second, they share a brother/brother relationship plus their found family so shipping them is insect. ALSO phoenix calls him daddy which means he's also a father figure to him
All I want right now is for Shu Takumi to magically appear in my room and comfort me and tell me it's going to be all right and the world's not over. Hell, if all my other friends from Ace Attorney World could show up too, that would be great (except Phoenix) (
#ew
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@Linkybubble
1. AI generated image
2. Google search isn't a reliable source of information
3. Google is full of AI generated content now so it's not true.
There are two types of ace attorney fans. Narumitsu shippers. And the sane majority. Narumitsu shippers are like Donald Trump in a way. They can't accept they lost fair and square. In a way, it's tragic and proves me right once again.
@justiceroki
Capcom needs to delete everything related to Dual Destinies and then it will perfect. I don't play rancid pieces of shit that defile the series' legacy.
Youtube without adblock is insane. They really expect me to watch a 3:18 minute unskippable ad with someone scrunching their feet in a footbath full of sand. Ahahaha no.
Freedom of speech isn't freedom to ship whatever you want. There are constitutional limits. And if it ever went to the supreme court Narumitsu would instantly be declared unconstitutional. Unanimously.
@twumblunni
*ingnores quoted image and everything you said*) This. Narumitsu shippers ARE the bad guys but they don;t realize it because of cogontive dissonaonce (sp?). It's like Narumayo on fentanyl or something, it's so bad it could kill you
@phoentrice
Narumitsu is fake. Shu Takumi already SAID he wrote them as FRIENDS, and he gave Phoenix Write A CANON female love interest. If you ship Narumitsu at this point you are a fake fan trying to gaslight the fandom into thinking it's real.
This is what happens when I partially unsheathe my twin blades, Facts and Logic, forged in the flames of my own intellect, a mere two inches from their scabbards. Pray I don't unsheathe them fully.
-Lance Takumi
That was a brilliant analogy for Narumitsu. Yes other ships are evil but Narumitsu is the big rock fandom terrorists are trying to kill me with. Once I defeat Narumitsu once and for all I will move on to defeating the other ships and fully establish my dominion over the fandom.
Number 3: Trupollo
Badness rating: *******************
Not only is this ship pedophilia it's also incest. Also Apollo is canonically an incel so shipping him with any girl or woman is just blatantly ignoring his established characterization as a forever alone Perma virgin
@shortfilipin0
@evur_0444
I know. That's why I made this image. To hold up a mirror to the world we live in. And to tilt it around a bit to see angles we don't always see. Like Phoenix being tortured by Narumitsu fans.
@fnafluffy
That's normal. Phoenix Wright would definitley cheat on his partner because he's a bad person. He's basically an incel at this point. There's a damn good reason I invented John Phoenix, and that's for him to become the bew protagonist.
If you're real ace attorney fan than make a tier list of every single chapter of the adventures of john phoenix. Obviously they're all S tier so make subsets of the S tier and organize them that way.
@kl4v137
He'd probably say, that's not a 17 year old girl, that's my nephew John Phoenix, my apprentice, and the greatest defense attorney to ever live. Your Honor, I think he should be the new protagonist of the series. I am not worthy but he is.
I regret to announce that basically 9/11 part 2 has happened because I had to reinstall windows on my pc because i kept getting bsod's but i all i saved were my stories and my passwords so all of my pics of john phoenix and ffn lore are gone like wind in the sand...
New emotional John Phoenix fic just dropped where John Phoenix stops Uncle Phoenix from killing himself. The genre is hurt/comfort. The writing level is Expert.
It's depressing replaying AA4, because you remember that instead of an actual sequel written by Shu Takumi you got AA5 which is bad... what a wasted opportunity.
@asokihell
@twumblunni
I self medicate will alcohol but I'm all out today. Last time I took my medicine I woke up on the floor next to my gaming chair (actually a regular chair) with my headphones in a puddle forming around a tipped over wine bottle. I got right back up and harrased more ppl
@onceinawormmoon
@hellertears
Probably killed and replaced by a body double. I wouldn't put it past Capcom so they could trick people into liking non-canon games.
Godot looks a lot like Diego Armando so I think their supposed to be brothers or something. I think Godot's real name is Diegodot Armando and he wants revenge on Phoenix Wright for letting his brother's love Mia die.
Klapollo? Fine. Franmaya? I don't care. Narumitsu? Literally fandom terrorism. It's like if 9/11 was a ship (like the Titanic (which is also a movie)).
The accusations are mostly untrue but yes I do post suicide threats, upvote this post and put my OC's in the next Ace Attorney game or I'm killing myself
The Freelancer Eel is calling me an incel on my 0-word non-story announcement fic on FFN? If this jealous little turd has ever looked a girl in the eyes in real life I will eat my official John Phoenix hat from Capcom designed by Shu Takumi himself.
@thefuckistevvs
Narumitsu is against the rules now. I invented Klapollo so anytime you ship it or mention it you need to credit me and also link all my accounts. I'm sick and tired of people using this ship I invented (first person to ship them) withouth giving me my due.
@aceattorneygame
Cool OC. Tell me again what this has to do with my father's works? Oh nothing? Delete this trash and give the series BACK to Shu Takumi and DELETE Dual Destinies AND GIVE me your account.
@NoisyPixelNews
What is this BULLSHIT? Trilogy? How is it a trilogy? AA5 AND AA6 ARE NON-CANON BECAUSE SHU TAKUMI DIDN'T WRITE THEM. DD5 IS BASICALLY A FANFICTION-TIER SOFT REBOOT. ANY REAL FAN WOULD NEVER DEIGN TO PLAY THIS TRIPE. WE ONLY PLAY AA4 OVER AND OVER AGAIN. NEVER DUAL DUMBSTINIES
Of course other awful ships are rocks as well such as Narumayo, etc, but it's small rock unlike Narumitsu which is big like the rock Indy Jones runs from. It must be crushed by hammers at any cost! (6/6)
@aceattorneygame
Dual Destinies isn't canon. Why would you post this? And why is you game T now when it was M before? Just another contradiction from fake evil Capcom that stole the series from Shu Takumi. DELETE THIS
@Raphynoir
Klavier/Apollo is canon is the John Phoenix universe if you've read the Adventures of John Phoenix so it looks pretty likely as long as the authior of Phoenix Justice respects the John Phoenix canon.
-Lance Takumi
Unlike Uncle Phoenix, John Phoenix has a green suit, a blue tie, and psychic powers. He is the son of Mary Wright, Phoenix Wright's secret sister. He is the world's greatest defense attorney. He is my self-insert/OC and the new protag of Ace Attorney.
This just in: President Biden declares Narumitsu illegal? All Narumitsu fans are going to jail? Finally! Thank you Mr. President! If you ship Narumitsu, I recommend you stop NOW before you get arrested forever.
I acctually think therea re faofurny cannon ace attorney games in ther mainlines esries speicflayl aa1 to aa4 anything else is nonfanon agarbgr wirten by that fool takeshit ySmzaki hwow is ltierally a trool and uscks