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Mark

@worgztheowl

9 months

Going to be giving the other place more of a go. Same handle .bsky etc...

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@worgztheowl

3 years

Gavin Williamson fondly recalls the time he met Geronimo the alpaca...

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So Steve Bray was playing the Benny Hill theme behind news clips at the request of *Hugh Grant*. What a world. What a country.

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2 years

Bombshell report on #C4News . Turns out there's significant evidence the Tories' flagship 'Free Port' may be poisoning the North East coast, and has been completely ignored, and guidelines waived.

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2 years

None of this would've happened under the lettuce.

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@worgztheowl

3 years

Wouldn't post dismembered limb emojis if I were you lads.

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She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge Contracted scabies at Saint Martin's College

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@MetroUK

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Fashion students at one of London’s most iconic universities, Central Saint Martins, have been given the itch after a roll of fabric containing scabies spread the illness around campus Studios have been shut at CSM just days ahead of Christmas deadlines

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Metro

@MetroUK

6 months

The Royal Navy has pulled out of a Nato training exercise due to rusty shaft

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4 years

Tell him to stay the fuck at home. It's irresponsible to second coming to Earth on a non-essential visit given how old his dad is.

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I must say as a long-standing Russell Brand hater I have felt like someone whose favourite niche indie band is now selling out stadium tours.

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@worgztheowl

3 years

As well as her extraordinary career, we should also remember that while evidently privately dealing with cancer, Helen McCrory and Damien Lewis organised free meals for NHS workers in London at the height of the pandemic last year.

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@worgztheowl

9 months

Beginning to have a tiny inkling Owen Jones might have a problem with Jews.

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3 months

Who created the other nation states Mehdi? Fucking cats?

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1 year

Really lucked into my first job as a wedding planner. Massive occasion. George Osborne no less. Now to check my emails.

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1 month

Yes I'm sure pretending Labour are right wing makes you feel very clever and pleased with yourself, well done, clever you.

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3 years

This will never not be funny...

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Would be very funny if Labour won Clacton because the Tory/Reform vote split.

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2 years

@sarah_stook @todayyearsoldig Dangerous floof

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2 years

He defeated Hitler, but his name does not appear in Western textbooks.

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@worgztheowl

7 months

Really is just QAnon for vegan vape cafe owners.

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Very very normal

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@worgztheowl

4 years

What the fuck has this got to do with Sadiq Khan?

Shaun Bailey

@ShaunBaileyUK

4 years

Germany has let fans back into stadiums. France has let fans back into stadiums. @SadiqKhan has let London fall behind. As @TheSun says, the sports industry is worth billions to the UK. So let’s get fans safely into stadiums and help our economy recover.

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If I were Owen Jones I would simply have a day off being bad and wrong.

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@worgztheowl

6 months

He'll be drinking the Ba'ath water.

The A.V. Club

@TheAVClub

6 months

Barry Keoghan to star in Saddam Hussein movie, but he’s not playing Saddam Hussein

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4 years

A shame there won't be the traditional Ed Balls Day Parade this glorious 28th, but stay safe and celebrate at home. #EdBallsDay

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4 years

Shami Chakrabarti may have been the person whose reputation was most destroyed by Corbynism. Once a highly respected advocate for human rights and liberties, now a footnote in one of, if not the, most disgraceful chapter in Labour's history. Hope the peerage was worth it.

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7 years

I see Americans have just discovered James Corden's a bellend.

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5 years

Tired of coming third in a two-horse race, Jeremy Corbyn has come fourth in a three-horse one.

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4 years

Morning Britain, morning all and what a marvelous day it is for what we hope is the fifth and final day of the Election Test Match from the MAGA...

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@worgztheowl

2 years

Remember those who fawned over Galloway in Batley instead of describing what he is.

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4 years

Please enjoy this photo of Joni Mitchell with her new kitten...

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Hell of a journey...

Dylan Hunter Carter

@DylanHCarter

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Actor Russell Brand is walking around Downtown Milwaukee for the RNC, taking photos with police officers & fans near The Baird Center (via @620WTMJ ). #WTMJatRNC

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@worgztheowl

3 years

While the nation maybe divided on Meghan and Harry I think we truly can unite as a people in telling Paul Burrell to royally fuck off.

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10 months

Massive "You let Dougal do a funeral!" vibes to allowing Richard Madeley present a segment on the Israel-Gaza crisis.

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4 months

I thought Amnesty were supposed to oppose torture?

Amnesty International

@amnesty

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The death in custody of Walid Daqqa, a 62-year-old Palestinian writer who was the longest-serving Palestinian prisoner in Israeli jails after 38 years of imprisonment, is a cruel reminder of Israel’s disregard for Palestinians’ right to life ⬇️

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@worgztheowl

10 months

Of course the Starmer glitter protestor went to a £24,000 a year school.

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@worgztheowl

2 years

So they obeyed the rules then. God this is getting weak.

Alex Wickham

@alexwickham

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NEW: Starmer's office sent an email to 40 staff inviting them to an in-person Christmas party in Dec 2020 London was in Tier 2: indoor household mixing banned, rule of 6 outside Labour source declined invite saying it was illegal LOTO cancelled Xmas party when pubs were shut

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10 months

"Well son, 300 people in Uxbridge thought they might have to buy a new car."

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@worgztheowl

5 years

Hahahaha there's a Corbynista #BoycottRachelRiley campaign. Because nothing says you're not anti-Semitic cranks like staging a conspiracy fuelled 'boycott of a prominent Jewish woman who speaks out about it.

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@worgztheowl

5 years

Americans: Only a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun. Britain:

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@worgztheowl

6 years

We're at the point where Jeremy Corbyn placed a wreath on the grave of terrorists who castrated one victim and lied about it. And still his fans defend him. It's shameful and absurd.

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@worgztheowl

3 years

Who'd have thunk it, a mere head boy at Winchester College (current fees £41,000 a year), who married a billionaire heiress could amount to anything?

Rishi Sunak

@RishiSunak

3 years

Growing up I never thought I would be in this job (mainly because I wanted to be a Jedi). I'm honoured that on this day last year the PM asked me to serve as Chancellor. It's been incredibly tough but thank you to everyone who has supported me along the way.

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10 months

Deepfake of Starmer 'abusing staff' being spread on here, the election is going to be hell, isn't it?

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2 years

alex thomson

@alextomo

2 years

New scientific research this week reveals the chemical pyridine widely present in the Tees sediment; widely present in crabs; if dumped at sea in dredge from the Tees it would spread quickly along the coast

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3 months

Last year's final was the most watched ever. Because it was in Liverpool. You'd expect it to drop off. What a sad little man.

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@worgztheowl

5 years

Wow. Proof Labour deliberately targeted @lucianaberger but withdrew support from its own MPs in marginals including Ruth Smeeth. Vindictive, horrific people.

Gabriel Pogrund

@Gabriel_Pogrund

5 years

Some seats appear to be political - for example Labour continued to target @lucianaberger in Finchley and Golders Green but it did not prioritise @RuthSmeeth in Stoke on Trent North Ditto with several Corbynsceptics as resources were marshalled elsewhere 3/5

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3 years

This looks like he's running a mobile strip club.

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@worgztheowl

2 years

Is quite strange that Ukraine hasn't prompted even a tiny bit of self-reflection among Corbyn's fans that he (and that part of the left in general) might be catastrophically, offensively wrong about some things and thus those raising objections might have had a point.

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@worgztheowl

1 year

Pizza Express is a...bold choice...

Rory Stewart

@RoryStewartUK

1 year

And now for some food..

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@worgztheowl

2 years

@darrengrimes_ You've cropped 5 bottles of wine, a bottle of gin and a prosecco out of one?

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@worgztheowl

3 months

If I were a government I would not be saying a country torn apart by genocide within a generation was safer than the country I'd been running for 14 years.

Paul Brand

@PaulBrandITV

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“If you look at the statistics, Kigali is arguably safer than London” says the Deputy Foreign Secretary Andrew Mitchell. The Rwandan police opened fire on asylum seekers in 2018, killing 12.

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3 years

How it started How it's going

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2 years

Yes. It is weird. Not like he's done something really brave like sat down on the floor of a train to show it gets a bit crowded.

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@RedJohnBounds

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This cult of Zelensky is a bit fucking weird.

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Faiza Shaheen sure is trying hard to make Labour's blocking of her candidacy no longer look outrageous.

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4 years

Yeah, um, no mate. You can't just go around accusing people of being "white supremacists" for taking a different view on this issue, even if you think they're very wrong.

Jonathan Van Ness Says J.K Rowling’s Gender "Fears" Are "Rooted in White Supremacy" - E! Online

During his visit to Watch What Happens Live, Queer Eye's Jonathan Van Ness addressed J.K. Rowling's controversial tweets, calling her statements "transphobic" and "problematic."

www.eonline.com

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@worgztheowl

1 year

RT 🔒If the super-rich can spend money on vanity jaunts around the globe then they are not being taxed enough.

Grace Blakeley

@graceblakeley

1 year

I’m back! It’s been nearly 9 months and 11 countries. 5 islands, 2 mountain ranges, 2 deserts, 1 rainforest. 2 oceans, 10 beach breaks, 3 point breaks, 2 reef breaks. 30 meters below sea level, 4,900 meters above - and a lot of stuff in between. Happy to be home… for now!

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4 years

@MichaelPDeacon Today's Page 3 girl was a stunnah* *If you need a drive to Barnard Castle

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@worgztheowl

3 years

New radio/TV concept: Drown Me At Sea Discs: Seven songs that if you were trapped on a desert island with, you'd happily dive off the rocks and put yourself at the mercy of the ocean.

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If I were campaigning on Palestine and didn't want to look antisemitic, I would simply leave a dead Jewish superstar in peace.

Heidi Bachram 🎗️

@HeidiBachram

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The Amy Winehouse statue has stood undisturbed and respected for years. It has her Star of David necklace out and proud. Until today when a pro-Palestinian defaced her Jewishness with a sticker. This is GROSS antisemitism. Please remedy this @CamdenMarket now. h/t @EtanSmallman

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3 years

I see that once again the true victim of antisemitism is Owen Jones.

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The problem with Owen Jones, as it's always been, is he's so convinced of his own self-righteous certainty he can't begin to empathise with those he disagrees with and has marked as bad or see why he might be straying into dangerous and offensive territory in his view of them.

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@PentagonPresSec How do you sleep at night after leaving these poor people to die?

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Antisemitism rots the brain.

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5 years

@simon_price01 Harangue them in Welsh.

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2 years

Damon Albarn has gone even more experimental.

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Gorillas Perform Oral Sex at Bronx Zoo, Humans Horrified

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4 years

Some personal news...having a great day in my new job as PureGym's social media manager...

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Sam 😎 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🚁

@CentralCee123_

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Nothing says out of touch like wearing a suit to the beach in Summer. Who does he think he is??

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Strikingly strong words from Luciana Berger to ex-colleagues: "I am angry at those former colleagues who are not Corbyn acolytes, but still campaign to put him into Number 10. They have shown time and time again that they are willing to throw Britain’s Jews under the bus...

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4 years

It's Pennsylvania, not Transylvania...

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@realDonaldTrump

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STOP THE COUNT!

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This is why the Cummings story shouldn't be going away. Here is a Conservative minister completely unable to explain public health advice because she now has to insert a Cummings clause into it that there are exceptions.

BBC Question Time

@bbcquestiontime

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“So follow the guidance, until you can’t?” “You should follow the guidance and that’s been the case all the way through” Fiona challenges @Helen_Whately over possible “loopholes” in the government’s lockdown guidance. #bbcqt

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I know we shouldn't talk about bloody Owen Jones because better he's a nasty irrelevance, but truly his behaviour today has been beyond despicable.

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@worgztheowl

5 years

Imagine going back to 1997 and showing people footage of Skin singing Celine Dion in a rubber duck costume - they'd think you'd spiked them with acid. #TheMaskedSinger

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4 years

If you're going to libel someone by comparing them to Jimmy Savile best not to pick a writer with a £700 million fortune imho.

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Corbynism really is such a thoroughly unpleasant, nasty political movement.

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@Papillons888 @margarethodge Your appalling hero is the reason the current shitshow got elected. A tip for the future. Don't support a Labour leader who is less popular than a dose of syphilis in a monastery.

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Full #c4news report on pollution from the Tees:

Are marine life deaths linked to pollution caused by River Tees dredging?

Why have thousands of lobsters, crabs and other forms of marine life been mysteriously dying along the north east coast of England?

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Ukraine discovering Simon Jenkins is wrong about everything.

Kate from Kharkiv

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Hi, morons at the @guardian , we in Ukraine are getting slaughtered, our cities are getting razed, our children are getting kidnapped, and THIS is what you choose to publish? Well, fuck you too together with your Jenkins dude. I can't believe this got published.

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How did I not know this is what Lou Macari is up too?

BBC Radio 5 Live

@bbc5live

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Lou Macari runs a homeless shelter in Stoke-on-Trent, but when Covid-19 came along the former footballer was forced to shut it down. With 46 residents with nowhere to go, he came up with this solution. Read more from his interview with @StephenNolan

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7 years

Petitition to have Matt Hancock removed as Culture Secretary. This is worse than anything Toby Young said.

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3 months

History will damn the warmongers. As it will you. The problem here is that in several cases here, you were agreed with the warmongers and demanded those they attacked laid down their arms.

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Election Maps UK

@ElectionMapsUK

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Scottish Westminster Voting Intention: LAB: 34% (+3) SNP: 34% (-5) CON: 18% (-1) LDM: 7% (+2) Via @PanelbaseMD , 12-15 Jun. Changes w/ 28-30 Mar.

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This is rather strange as having briefly interviewed Johnny Marr he wasn't keen on mentioning Morrissey, it's just inevitably everyone has to ask him about it because it is of interest to people what he thinks about his old mate being a complete fool.

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"It’s as if you can’t uncross your own legs without mentioning me"

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2 years

Oh no...

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A 25 minute speech later from the Prime Minister I’m told. And she’ll arrive on stage to ‘a 90s classic.’

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Corbynistas really aren't taking a potential Labour government well. Hilariously unhinged in its bitterness this article.

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Both feted and gilded, Keir Starmer and Rishi Sunak are two sides of the same rotten politics

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"I've built 15 schools in Africa" must be the most ambitious use of the "but some of my best friends are black" defence ever.

Tory peer Michelle Mone accused of sending racist and abusive message

Exclusive: Mone is alleged to have called man of Indian heritage ‘a waste of a man’s white skin’ in WhatsApp exchange

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2 years

Fundamentally a big reason the Tories are in trouble is that they are now the very stupid party.

PoliticsJOE

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Jonathan Gullis says striking teachers are "Commies and Bolsheviks" deliberately "making sure that kids suffer."

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4 years

Someone over the past five years has proven what a genuinely horrible person he is. And it ain't Joe Biden.

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Owen Jones describes Joe Biden as a “joke” and “barely sentient”.

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@chrisdeerin

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Maybe, maybe, just an idea, I know. But perhaps Jess Phillips writing a shorter, not big on content, but pithy pitch in the Mirror, then doing a longer form, more expansive interview in The Times is evidence of understanding different audiences rather than having nothing to say.

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2 years

Possibly the biggest cope have ever seen on this hellsite.

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4 years

Both the Priti Patel and Corbyn affairs over the last few days show a deep rot in our two main parties. No desire for accountability. Supporters who don't care, and have no interest in empathising with victims because the perpetrator is on their political team within a team...

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Owen Jones doing his 'Well I don't like Galloway but I agree with him and his racism's sort of justified' dance again. Also a poisonous person.

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Am I the only one thinking they should be allowed to keep it? Their nicking it with boltcutters is by far the most interesting and artistic thing related to Banksy in at least 20 years, possibly ever.

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

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Second arrest after Banksy artwork removal

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@JackTindale Always love the fact that there are only two four-time recipients of the Hero of the Soviet Union award - Zhukov, and Brezhnev - who kept awarding it to himself.

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@worgztheowl

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@MichaelAbberton @brianklaas When Ukraine wants a ceasefire, they can negotiate one. Preferably when Russia gets out of their country and stops murdering their people. Until then, we support them against a fascist regime however we can. Corbyn's position is despicable beyond words.

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5 years

Your family owns a £50 million Picasso and it has used its aristocratic privilege to help trash the Labour Party. Entitlement? You're its personification.

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2 years

@UB5simon @deletedbyMPs The Leave Means Leave account has been deleted/suspended which on the DBMP account counts as them being 'deleted'. Might mean something, but who knows.

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@standardnews Maybe he shouldn't have done and said anti-Semitic things then @EmilyThornberry . Just an idea, and not a novel one.

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2 years

We're going to see a lot of this - not just Jones - from people who find that their views are more closely scrutinised and criticised than were before because of events. Worth remembering both the tactics, which we saw with antisemitism, and past words...

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3 years

Normally would not share KAM. But It's the copyright symbol that makes this *chef's kiss*

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6 years

@srthorpe @shaunwalker7 I think over the past few years we've seen Russia use its brazenness to expose our leaders' lack of resolve and options in a divided world. It just makes a bit of a mockery of us.

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4 years

Isn't this the same person who was so calm in a high-pressure situation he drove 300 miles with a contagious virus because of imperfect childcare arrangements?

James Forsyth

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4 years

There’s a reason why No. 10 is always so inclined to ratchet up the tension. Downing Street’s staff, and particularly the Vote Leave alumni, believe that one of their strengths is that in high-pressure situations, they stay calm while others panic

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