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@NoContextHumans You gotta watch the whole video. Put it on a loop!
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He smacked the taste out of his mouth with a can of twisted tea for making racist comments...
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@JakeLangJ6 This you Jake? Charges: Civil Disorder; Assaulting, Resisting, or Impeding Certain Officers; Assaulting, Resisting, or Impeding Certain Officers Using a Dangerous Weapon; Obstruction of an Official Proceeding; Aiding and Abetting; Disorderly and Disruptive Conduct.
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@PatMaguire10 Tractor Supply is the new Target target (see what I did there?).
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Happy Friday! Hope this video gives you a laugh - she nails how stupid the right-wing fake christian nuts are acting right now!
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@drdave1999 Here's an example of Joe's genuine compassion.
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@BidenHQ Moscow 2007
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@highbrow_nobrow This You Eric?!
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@Mollyploofkins @Acyn A great photo of Jamie Raskin and Little Steven. @StevieVanZandt
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@DrGJackBrown I'm posting this every single day until the November election. Seriously people!
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@mjfree ...because she did so much for children when she was First Lady.” You can't make this shit up people!
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@itsJeffTiedrich Let's get Greta's take on this!
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@realTuckFrumper Best news I've heard all week! And now for something completely Scottish!
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@AnoneySnufftan @HistoryMuppet And watch how she looks right at Kermit. (Not the person underneath Kermit.)
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@BidenHQ @jimmykimmel Seriously people!
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@MountainFiain This is why Humans and Dogs have had such a close relationship for thousands of years. I forgot to give Lover Girl her treat and she was kind enough to remind me. No barking, just looking deep into my brain trying to train me to not let it happen again! #KristiNoemIsAMonster
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@BidenHQ Donnie, you should be the spokesman, the bellwether for Electric Vehicles with all the miles you've logged on an ELECTRIC golf cart! And on a side note, maybe walk a few 18 holes might do your gut a little good. Just sayin'.
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@OurShallowState Get some rest Donnie. Big day in court tomorrow!
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@WUTangKids My National Treasure Short List (in no particular order): 1) Dolly Parton 2) Fred Rogers 3) Jimmy Carter 4) Jim Henson 5) Tom Hank 6) Andy Rooney And Jane Goodall gets an Honorable Mention.
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@OccupyDemocrats The walls are closing in on donnie and I'm loving every minute of it! I'm waiting on the 2 or 3 AM all caps posting from Criminal Defendant #45 .
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@SeanOhhhh They have no idea how close they are to winning a Darwin Award in the Lightning Round!
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@MeidasTouch The walls are closing in on donnie and I'm loving every minute of it! Play this on a loop:
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Sure, sex is cool, but have you ever watched this on a loop?
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@RepMoskowitz I want a Jared Moskowitz lawn sign and I'm not even in his district!
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@PatMaguire10 He kicked his golfball, to improve his lie, so many times the caddies nicknamed him Pele! True story, no lie.
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@realTuckFrumper Rudy is gonna play the ol' Dennis Hastert sympathy card.
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@DrGJackBrown Please Dr. Brown, give an analysis of Jamie Raskin's emotional state during all this. He's sitting right next to Comer. @RepRaskin @StevieVanZandt
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@Acyn Listen to this man! He's not reading from cue cards or a tele-prompter. He's a smart guy speaking from his heart. I'm hoping he'll be President one day! @PeteButtigieg
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@realTuckFrumper Hey, good for Jane Godley! @JaneyGodley
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@TheMicheleWojo GOAT. a) No written punchline. Practical jokes are universal. 2) The guy's using a hammer and nails to build a missile.
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@CalltoActivism I want this for a lawn sign!
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@Colonel_Myway This is why Humans and Dogs have had such a close relationship for thousands of years. I forgot to give Lover Girl her treat and she was kind enough to remind me. No barking, just looking deep into my brain trying to train me to not let it happen again! #KristiNoemIsAMonster
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@CheriJacobus This is Lover Girl. She found me by way of Chicago Animal Care and Control. @ChicagoACC
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@marlene4719 Search 'trump ramp' and get back to me donnie.
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@Komaniecki_R Tough crowd, tough crowd!
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@OccupyDemocrats And no mention of his CFO going for a 6 month stay on Riker's Island? (Or hoping to survive a 6 month stay on Riker's Island!) At least he wished Ghislaine Maxwell the best.
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@AntiToxicPeople Ask Jimmy Carter about what he did in his retirement Donnie!
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@its_jessi_grace Give this photo of Lover Girl just 5 seconds of your time and tell me what you see.
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@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn Seriously people!
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@Enezator THE BEST 8 SECONDS OF MY LIFE!
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@OurShallowState And people are gonna vote for Donnie!
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@ProjectLincoln @realDonaldTrump Indictment Summer's here and there's gonna be dancing in the streets of Chicago!
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@DanAlexander21 @realDonaldTrump I'm looking forward to reading 'White House Inc.'. Thanks donnie for steering me to this publication!
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@thomaskaine5 Hey, thanks donnie! I wasn't familiar with Dan Alexanders work at Forbes until you posted this. @DanAlexander21 I've added White House Inc. to my reading list. 'How Trump tried to translate power into profit, from the 2016 campaign to the ramp-up to the 2020 campaign.'
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@lukepbeasley I want a Jared Moskowitz lawn sign and I'm not even in his district!
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@joncoopertweets Jack Smith's name is going to be written down as being on the right side of history!
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@BrentTerhune "You can't tell by my words and actions, but I'm a Christian". I'm gonna use that!
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@kimberrry @Acyn Watch his eyebrows at the beginning!
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@RonFilipkowski @ScooterCasterNY I'm posting this every single day until the November election. Seriously people!
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@Talyn777 She'll fit right in with Donnie Jr. (FYI, that's an Elephant's tail.)
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@MikeSington Hey the Lumpy Pillow Guy showed up for a free meal.
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@OurShallowState "... he badly needs narcissistic nutrition from rallies to counter the rest of his miserable existence." This is a spot-on observation! And don't forget golf tournaments where he wins TWO trophies.
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@meiselasb I want this for a lawn sign!
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@RpsAgainstTrump And Eric, who's forbidden from running a charity in New York State?!
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@BidenHQ I'm telling ya!
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@ArtCandee Darwin Award near misses.
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@AccountableGOP Believe him!
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@7Veritas4 I'm with Little Steven!
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@RonFilipkowski Except Immigrant children.
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@Acyn This you Eric?!
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@ZaleskiLuke I'm posting this every day until November. Seriously people.
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@TheRickWilson I'm posting this every stinkin' day until the November election. Seriously people!
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@joncoopertweets Happy Arraignment Tuesday!
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Whenever George Clooney trends I'm obligated to post this gem!
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@lanechanged Bet you can't wait for Chicken Pox either!
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@TomJChicago President Biden's plan for November: JUST KEEP TALKIN' DONNIE!
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@realTuckFrumper They'll bring this up at their next RICO meeting.
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@PADems Funny that we haven't heard from Oz on this issue!
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@MichaelWarbur17 I love you. I love you too. And the kiss, you couldn't write this!
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@DudeTweetsALot Barron is gonna have a hard time of it. Through no fault of his own, he was dropped into the middle of this SHITSHOW. I genuinely feel bad for this kid. Sorry about your grandma, Barron.
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@still2old4that @TheRickWilson @realDonaldTrump Oh you gotta have refrigerator magnets made with this image!
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@marlene4719 And who's never, even as a visitor, going to set even one foot into the White House ever again?!
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@theangriestbuni Jamie Raskin kickin' ass and takin' names!
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@KevinlyFather C'mon, give the guy some slack. It's been an uphill battle his entire life. He could never catch a break!
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SAME ENERGY!
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@Gz11606Blue And who's never going to even so much as step one foot in the White House ever again? This is scary!
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@thejackhopkins Sounds familiar to anyone?!
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@StevieVanZandt I post this when somebody badmouths Jamie Raskin! @StevieVanZandt
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@Roshan_Rinaldi I can't wait for the new season of Dancing With The Stars!
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@MikeSington I like the side eye from the host "very practical, the muff". She knows just how to mess with him!
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@marlene4719 ...a thousand words.
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@RonFilipkowski And good for the Navy guy to take the lead and correct 'THE COMMANDER IN CHEIF'!
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@MeidasTouch Who's also forbidden from running a charity in New York state?!
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@dog_rates This is Lover Girl. She weighs 77 pounds. She's a little Dog in a big Dog's body.
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@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar Thanks a lot Colorado!
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@BrentTerhune "No politician has been treated more unfairly in a theater." Spot on, they should put her on the five dollar bill Brent!
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@Franktheshank88 @JaneyGodley And just so you know Jane @JaneyGodley , this is a 'selfie hotspot' in Chicago! There's going to be dancing in the streets when they tear these letters off of that building by the river!
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@ReedTimmerUSA And for a sense of scale, here's wind turbine blades being transported on I-80!
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@timjhogan What, no AR-15 lapel pin? What happened?!
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@PoliticusSarah Rep. Jamie Raskin is a BADASS! @RepRaskin
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@Trump_Detester I'm posting this every stinkin' day until the November election. Seriously people!
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@OurShallowState If Karma could dictate Donnie's future.
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@OccupyDemocrats It's gonna be a big week for the little man! Put this on a loop!
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@Roshan_Rinaldi Wait until Jack "Warthog" Smith gets done with him!
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@7Veritas4 They gotta settle the Writers' Guild strike! Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, and Jimmy Kimmel are on Putin's list. This is a badge of honor and comedy gold. Gold I tell ya, GOLD!
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