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jor

8 years

my kink is women over 40 wearing glasses like yes! fuck me up with that deteriorating eyesight! yall cant see shit anymore and it's hot!

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@wombpatrol

7 years

the kardashians taking over the news on superbowl fucking sunday is exactly the kind of world i want to live in the devil works hard but kris jenner works harder

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7 years

i never want to see any publication hail lena dunham as a feminist icon ever again

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Lena Dunham and Jenni Konner defend 'Girls' writer amid sexual assault claim: "We stand by Murray"

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5 months

hacks is succession for gay people who also watched succession

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@wombpatrol

7 years

lena dunham: women coming forward about sexual assault are so important this is so necessary but only if it's about a known scumbag and not someone i know personally, please

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@wombpatrol

8 years

BILL MOUTHING "THATS MY GIRL" IN THE BACKGROUND TRULY HAS ME SOBBING ONCE AGAIN

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@nothnghppens

8 years

I can't believe how beautiful this is

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@wombpatrol

3 years

when middle aged women wear glasses but they’re just for reading so when they don’t need them they push them up on their head like sunglasses

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6 years

maybe it's because i'm a lesbian and maybe it's because i think women are superior to men but i just find the feminism of straight women so exhausting they always justify that they're not hating on men and it's like okay that's not necessary fuck their feelings strive for change

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@wombpatrol

2 years

the way i as a full grown adult woman am standing in my home just weeping because jenna marbles looks so happy

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8 years

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1 year

i want roman and gerri to have Something and i want gerri and shiv to interact more and i want all of the siblings to be on the Same Team and i want them all to still be able to work with each other but NOT at waystar and i don’t feel like that’s asking too much #succession

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2 years

those svu people fr be fuckin

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2 years

me when gerri eviscerated karl where he stood #succession

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@wombpatrol

5 months

oh those bitches are scissoring next season for sure

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@wombpatrol

5 months

pressing play on the hacks finale

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@wombpatrol

7 years

OPRAH: TO ALL THE GIRLS WATCHING ME:

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7 years

yall were cool when she revealed she molested her sister, yall were cool when she said she wishes she'd been able to experience having an abortion, are yall gonna be cool with this too? i want everyone in hollywood to be replaced with stuffed tigers

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1 year

no guys like. the sheer number of shots where roman and gerri were both in frame. the way gerri kept looking at roman every time he lost it. HOW SHE TOLD KARL TO STOP WATCHING THE VIDEO OF HIM CRYING #succession

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@wombpatrol

3 years

who had “julianna margulies confirms 90’s gillovny” on their 2021 bingo card because i certainly did not

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@wombpatrol

3 years

NO SHUTBTHEBFUCK UP IM SCREAMING I CQNNOT BELIEVE I’M GETTING GILLOVNY SCOOP FROM JULIANNA MARGULIES

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@THR

3 years

Julianna Margulies and George Clooney Never Hooking Up Was Best Decision, ‘ER’ Actress Says

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@wombpatrol

3 years

i am actually really like 100% going crazy

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3 years

can’t wait to have a heterosexual evening with my wife one day where we [looks at notes scribbled on hand] have a screaming match over literally anything pick a topic and she punches a hole in the wall

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@lilmissagitated

3 years

had a very lesbian evening with my husband, made spaghetti together then watched Dickinson and ended the night with a candle lit bubble bath together it doesn’t get better than this

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@wombpatrol

5 years

anyone: have you ever been involved with david duchovny gillian:

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@wombpatrol

5 months

this was honestly the hottest thing i’ve ever seen in my life like the whiplash going from sad to horny was deadly i dislocated a vertebrae

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@preakeroys

5 months

WELCOME BACK SUCCESSION

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1 year

imagine being the miami dolphins and thinking that scoring 70 points in a single game will surely put you at the top of the news cycle and Then taylor swift goes to a football game

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@wombpatrol

6 years

The Girl With The Gillovny Tattoo

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@wombpatrol

7 years

me: please make gillian pregnant one last time god: how about i give mindy kaling a baby me: that works too thank you

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7 years

friend: hey wanna go out? me: ahh sorry i have plans /:

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@wombpatrol

10 years

if liking older women is wrong then i dont wanna be right

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3 years

i want the woman who asked gillian if she spoke to margaret thatcher to win the pulitzer prize for journalism

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@wombpatrol

5 months

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY SETTING UP IN HACKS IF ITS NOT AN AVA/DEBORAH ENDGAME BECAUSE I HAVE MEDIA LITERACY AND I’M FEELING MEDIA LITERATE

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@wombpatrol

2 years

i really am not tryna get in yalls business but these two individuals will absolutely be engaging in oral sex with each other tonight

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2 years

lmaoooo mariska is so honest

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@wombpatrol

5 years

happy suits series finale day to this email im sending to my prof

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@wombpatrol

7 years

I DON'T CARE THAT HE'S PROBABLY LYING!!! THE FACT THAT CHRIS CARTER WAS COMFORTABLE EVEN SUGGESTING THAT SCULLY WAS RAPED AND IMPREGNATED IS FUCKING DISGUSTING AND IT'S TERRIFYING THAT NO ONE STOPPED HIM AND SAID HEY, MAYBE DON'T

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7 years

no fucking offense but even if you DO think someone's sexual assault allegation is false you don't fucking say that?? you don't fucking downplay someone's struggle to come forward??? and in the same breath claim how important other women coming forward are???? WHAT THE FUCK??????

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@wombpatrol

6 years

fox is cancelling all of their shows to have enough money to pay gillian anderson for a 12th season of txf #confirmed

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6 years

INVENTED BIG DYKE ENERGY

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@wombpatrol

7 years

AMERICA has gillian anderson BRITAIN has gillian anderson CANADA has gillian anderson gillian anderson transcends all country boundaries

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@journalsfire

7 years

CANADA has Justin Bieber CANADA has The Weeknd CANADA has Drake CANADA has Shawn Mendes CANADA has Avril Lavigne CANADA has Bryan Adams

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@wombpatrol

5 years

dykes telling gillian gillian anderson that she made them gay

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@wombpatrol

5 months

if they had kissed here it would have absolutely made sense narratively. I’m normal btw

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I'M CRYING LIKE A BABY 😭

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1 year

everybody moved

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@wombpatrol

6 years

I LITERALLYNJUSY ASKED DAVID AND GILLIANXWHO TOPS WHEN MULDER AND SCULLYNHAVE SEX

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@wombpatrol

7 years

open for a surprise

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@wombpatrol

6 years

peter morgan when gillian got home tonight

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@wombpatrol

6 years

speaking of abba i think every queer woman felt something during mamma mia! when christine baranksi sang "does your mother know" to that guy on the beach that's a moment in lgbt history

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@wombpatrol

7 years

It’s hard for me to believe Harry Potter is supposed to take place between 1991 and 1998 because not once in SEVEN books does a single character say, “Bloody hell, Mulder and Scully should really just fuck, right?”

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5 years

hear me out

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2 years

this is why the stan twitter girls got castle cancelled

Variety

@Variety

2 years

Nathan Fillion Stands by Joss Whedon: ‘I Would Work With Him Again in a Second’

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@wombpatrol

1 year

hold on jsc girls i didn’t realize i got a live photo but look at how cute this is

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@wombpatrol

5 years

I KNEW SHE WAS A REAL ONE

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@wombpatrol

5 years

happy suits series finale day to this email im sending to my prof

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@wombpatrol

6 years

I HAD GILLIAN SIGN MY COPY OF THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES AND WAS LIKE “I HAD TO FIND THE DYKIEST THING I HAD” AND SHE WENT “YOU KNOW THERE ARE WOMEN WHO ARENT DYKES WHO HAVE VAGINAS” SPIT IN MY MOUTH SPIT IN MY FUCKING MOUTH

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@wombpatrol

5 years

gillian anderson could do californication but david duchovny couldn't do sex education

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@wombpatrol

5 months

bitches go “people died” and it’s just a 72 year old woman and a 27 year old woman holding hands. I’m bitches

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11 months

j smith cameron liking romangerri edits

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8 years

fml i spilled my cereal EVERYWHERE

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4 years

hold on............

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3 years

here we have miranda otto seeing my full grown adult cat and exclaiming “KITTY”

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6 years

rt your threesome goals!

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7 years

pm: i said not to flirt with david when you went back to work gillian: it's not me it's nelson

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@wombpatrol

8 years

she was fearless and crazier than him. she was his queen.......and god help anyone who disrespected his queen

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7 years

scully just wants to eat dinner with mulder......pregnant women eat.........therefore scully is pregnant

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@wombpatrol

3 years

this is what gillian did

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6 years

the lone gunmen when mulder and scully finally fucked

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4 years

my plans 2020

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@wombpatrol

6 years

we went from "i see gillian i kiss her hello" to "goodbye mr. duchovny" in 3 years flat this is so sad alexa play when we were young by adele

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@wombpatrol

6 months

JUST FINISHED S2 OF HACKS. THOSE BITCHES GAY BRO

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@wombpatrol

6 months

just finished s1 of hacks. Those bitches gay bro

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@wombpatrol

8 years

PREDATORY LESBIAN STRIKES AGAIN

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@wombpatrol

6 months

show of hands who else has had this kind of relationship with an older woman i’ll tell you right now both my hands are up i don’t even know how i’m typing this with both of my hands in the air

jean's glucose monitor • hacks spoilers

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“if i’m your friend then why haven’t you texted me back in nine fucking months” i literally gasped, i’m still gasping

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@wombpatrol

7 years

scully leaves the fbi at the end of s11 to raise another baby with mulder #CONFIRMED

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1 year

roman to gerri:

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@wombpatrol

9 years

me: i hate kids jacob tremblay: accepts his critics choice award me: i want 17 kids

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7 years

if you then you don't don't love deserve me at my me at my

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8 years

i cant wait for camila to flop and fucking Fourth Harmony to rise

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@wombpatrol

7 years

i love that paula essentially asked donna if she'd ever spontaneously kiss harvey again AND OUR BITCH REALLY HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT LMFAOOOOOOOO THAT'S MY GIRL!!!!!!!! THATS MY FUCKING GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR MANS SWEETIE

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the girl a few people in front of me gave lana a phone case and lana LITERALLY IMMEDIATELY PUT IT ON HER PHONE LIKE WHEN WILL YOUR FAV......

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@wombpatrol

6 years

me getting david duchovny and gillian anderson to stand next to each other for my photo op threw the first brick at stonewall

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@wombpatrol

3 years

m&m’s husbands:

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8 years

therapist: so where do you think your issues come from? me: did you know mulder and scully never got to raise their son

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6 years

some of you never obsessed over a het relationship because you were attracted to the woman and ended up projecting onto the man and it shows

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@wombpatrol

6 years

ocean’s 8 really gave the gays everything it had sarah paulson as a milf cate blanchett in suits and the demolition of a man’s life because of the selfish choices he made at the expense of a woman if you’re straight get FUCKED

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7 years

donna pulled away from the kiss once harvey started kissing back so what if her "i had to know" refers to her now knowing that he's into her

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@wombpatrol

2 years

amber heard is going to have a very real target on her back for the rest of her life and if you think that’s somehow right or just……idk how you can live with yourself i really don’t

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4 years

this is genuinely one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

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6 years

one taught me love one taught me patience one taught me pain

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3 years

her dedication to gay people is so inspiring who else is going to these lengths for us

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@wombpatrol

5 years

remember when david literally said he was prepared to get in front of this bear if it tried to attack gillian. i’m going to bed

Gillian Anderson

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David said: "What do wild bears eat, other than actresses?" #scullysnack #bearfood @davidduchovny (📷 Shane Harvey)

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@wombpatrol

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it makes me sad that gillian’s first thought upon seeing herself in sex education was how old she was but i also kinda just want to shake her and yell THATS BECAUSE YOU DIED YOUR HAIR LITERALLY FUCKINF WHITE YOU DUMBASS

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@wombpatrol

8 years

if nothing goes right in this presidency at least we have this

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@wombpatrol

3 years

non-lesbians aren’t allowed to say dyke but i, as a lesbian, am allowed to call whoever and whatever i want a dyke. hope that helps

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@wombpatrol

7 years

THEY LVOED EACH OTHER SO FUCKGIFN MUCH THEY WERE SO HAPPY I WA SSO HAPPY WE WERE SO HAPPY WHAT HAPEPND FEEL LIEK SHIT JUST WANT THEM BACK

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@wombpatrol

8 years

THE FACT THAT THIS DRESS IS SUPPOSED TO FALL MID-THIGH

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@wombpatrol

7 years

couples costume idea

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@wombpatrol

6 years

some of yall about to be real mad at me. but it must be said. yall say you love middle aged actresses and then in the same breath praise them for not looking middle aged

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@wombpatrol

7 years

when u come home 6 hours after ur curfew and ur parents are just sitting there waiting up for u to beat ur ass

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@wombpatrol

7 years

straight people aren’t allowed to see disobedience we will be carding at the door be prepared with 2 pieces of gay ID or get the fuck out of here

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@wombpatrol

7 years

“Gillian and David will find their way back to each other," I say into the mic. The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. "She’s right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 3rd row stands: God.

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avorah sex is going to fundamentally change the current television landscape btw

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