Mahaguru @wittymaharia Twitter profile

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

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Mahaguru

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3 years

There’s nothing stronger than willpower. CA Preethu Jayaprakash from Ernakulam, Kerala, is a live example. She didn’t let het locomotor disability hold her back and qualified one of the toughest professional courses. More power to her!!!

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Mom doesn’t know about Twitter, so sharing it here. She’s stitching masks and distributing to hawkers, cleaners etc. everyday. She didn’t tell me and I just found out, I am so proud to be her daughter

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3 years

Modi ji @narendramodi , my ten year old asked me very innocently, ‘Diwali pe toh dada dadi ke paas chal lenge, Holi manane pe toh Gurugram mein ban nahin hoga na?’ Kya boloon usko?

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Mahaguru

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What I am going to share with you is not a bollywood story, but a real life incident. Many must be aware of it, but still sharing. The story began in the year 1982

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3 years

We don’t read news anymore, we read perspectives

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Mahaguru

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3 years

Ye LinkedIn walon ka alag chalta hai

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3 years

Saw something so disturbing in a hospital that it brings tears to my eyes even after two days. I took my mom to a private hospital in Gurugram. While waiting at the reception, overheard two nurses talking to a senior citizen (1/n)

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@wittymaharia

2 years

Kinjal Singh, who took the baton from her mother for this fight, emerged victorious. She grew up amidst all the hardships one can fear, yet grew up to be this fierce power to beckon with. This is the story, and this is her! Respect and salute!

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

2 years

My 9 course meal at ITC Grand Chola, thread….

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

4 years

Things I hear from ground, there is one CM who is actually getting his hands dirty, not shirking from responsability during these trying times. Be it migrant labours, be it the large and poor population, he is managing everything with zero fuss. With no populism or PR. Respect

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Mahaguru

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3 years

Things you encounter in Karachi

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

7 years

When life makes you a Rana, be a Daggubati and not an Ayyub

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

Having kids to take care of you is the basic entitlement of a parent, not a privilege. We have to relook our priorities and values, and realise Karma is real! (n/n)

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Mahaguru

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2 years

Bureaucrats like Vijay Singh are real examples of a decolonized mind, hence they give it back to the preachers of first world like this, listen to this gem!

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

5 years

Hi you lovely tweeps, starting the day with positive news about how one man is trying to make a change. A farmer, Mr. Nand Singh Tomar, was let down by the authorities while asking to renovate the stop dam. He is now building the dam with his own funds 1/n

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Mahaguru

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3 years

Half face Twitter doesn’t specify how exactly, so posting my interpretation

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3 years

Saw this and my jaw dropped, wanted to go show to sahab. Then I remembered J Lo’s pics at 52 and now making kadak ginger tea

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

Oxford Rapidex

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

1 year

In our blind love for the only child, we have raised a generation of weaklings with no gratitude, respect, manners, strength of character or ambition! Don’t care who gets triggered on reading it!

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

4 years

IPO mein allotment na hone ka dukh na mana, ye listing pe neeche milega

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@wittymaharia

6 years

Once upon a time I was inclined towards the left ideology, but then I realised the importance of personal hygiene

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

But he was gone. Never have I felt so angry and helpless at the same time, while looking what has become to humanity. Parents make numerous sacrifices for their kids, they don’t deserve such payback (7/n)

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

Explained to my Sister-in-law how she can chose whom to not show her status update, to avoid the nosy and annoying relatives. She thanked me, but strangely enough, haven’t put any status update since then!

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

2 years

Giving credit where its due, thank you GoI for not yielding to international pressure and saving us!

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

2 years

In 2013, they got justice and 18 policemen were convicted. However, in all these years, 10 had died naturally and 7 had retired from the service. But 3 were given death sentence and rest 5 got life sentence.

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

बिहार का भोजन कितना सुस्वादिषट् होता है

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

2 years

@oldschoolmonk Jawab toh mil gaya

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

2 years

We crack a lot of jokes about Haryana Roadways bus conductors. Meet Surender Sharma, hailing from Rohtak. He starts every journey with extra water stock to offer to the passengers for the last 12 yrs. May this give him a lot of good Karma, as I salute to his spirit!

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

2 years

True explanation of yesterday’s match! #ArgentinaVsFrance

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

No one should ever go through what the poor guy did, and I feel that maybe I should have reached out earlier, and maybe punch his son in the face too. Mom said she’s lucky to have kids like us but that didn’t sound good (8/n)

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

जी ये काफ़ी निंदनीय घटना है। बस इस बात का सब्र है की पुलिस ने समय पर आ कर स्थिति को सामान्य किया, क्योंकि मेरी आँखों के सामने पालघर की वो हैवानियत आने लगी थी, प्रभु!

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कानपुर का वायरल वीडियो हृदयविदारक है। एक व्यक्ति को भीड़ द्वारा पीटा जा रहा है। मासूम बच्ची अपने पिता से लिपटकर जिस प्रकार से रो रही वह मन को विचलित करने वाला है। हिंसक युवको ने पुलिस की मौजूदगी में यह सब किया। FIR तो दर्ज हो गयी है। इन उन्मादियों की तत्काल गिरफ़्तारी होनी चाहिए।

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

He withdrew from the counter and sank in one of the chairs, pulling his mask up as much as possible to hide his tears. Even my mom was noticing and said how can a son do this to his father. (5/n)

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

The look of shock on the guy’s face was so heartbreaking to look at. He shattered instantly, while the nurses consoled and told him to be careful with his finances. That he should de register his son’s no (4/n)

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

2 years

Not an actress or model but a professional wrestler! #realbeauty

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

He kept arguing as he was damn sure there’s money, after much discussion, it turned out that his son’s mobile number was registered for mobile banking and he had withdrawn all money without the gentleman’s knowledge. (3/n)

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

2 years

Kinjal took the responsibility of her younger sister too, and appeared for IAS. She couldn’t clear in first attempt, but cleared it in 2008, what made this success sweeter was that the same year Pranjal too cleared UPSC in IRS. Strongly she fought the case

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

Then we were called and started the procedure of registration for mom, while the man sat completely frozen, that image still haunting me. When we were done, mom sent me to look for him (6/n)

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

2 years

NGL, I thought Arundhati Roy had a makeover!

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What do you think of Dia Mirza's look at #FilmfareAwards2022

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

5 years

While writing a date in the upcoming year 2020, write it in its full format:31/01/2020 & not as 31/01/20, bcoz anyone can change it to any year (2019/2005 etc) to suit his/her convenience. Aise fizool ke message pe dhyan na dein, ap koi Ambani nahi hai ke koi Antilia chheen lega

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

Glimpses from every second house after lockdown ended

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

I am so middle class that I take auto rides for hair blow dry!!!

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Mahaguru

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3 years

Halwe ka ye rang hota hai

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

Just another day in Mumbai, mera desh badal raha hai!

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

Kind of rich coming from a place where women rot in jail who raise voices against forced hijab. Mocks their struggle while interfering in a democracy’s internal issue.

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

2 years

In her last days, she made her daughters promise that they’ll become IAS officers, and lost her battle to cancer in 2004. The girls were now orphan, yet resolved to take the fight to the end.

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

1 year

This guy did roadrage and hit a guy on Golf Course Road, Ggn. Victim could be seen in pain and pressing his eye and forehead with a cloth. I chased him and took a picture before he sped away, let’s make him famous. To the Scorpio driver, if you could not note the number, here!

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

2 years

An immortal love story:

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

He had come for treatment and gave his card for payment. Nurses told him there’s no money in his account. To which he was bewildered, saying his pension comes in this account only and he does no transactions at all (2/n)

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

4 years

Boys what’s stopping you from doing this? P.S. saying I have self respect is not an eligible entry

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

2 years

But she was unperturbed, tough like her husband, shuttling between Baliya and Delhi, to continue seeking justice. The girls were good in studies and Kinjal got into Lady Shriram College Delhi, giving hope that now they can fight better.

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

2 years

It was told that he died in the crossfire, but the truth was, that his subordinates only shot him, as they were hand in gloves with the dacoits. Mrs Singh was broken, and gave birth to a baby girl after 6 months in this pain. Case was transferred to CBI as his team was involved

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

2 years

Mrs Singh got a government job, and spent the rest of her life knocking the doors of courts for justice for her late husband. She even took her daughters along. Kinjal was the elder one, and Pranjal, the younger.

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

2 years

Destiny, however, had other plans. Mrs Singh was diagnosed with cancer soon afterwards, and yet she was fighting for a bright future of her daughters and justice for her late husband.

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

मैं बहुत उत्साहपूर्ण रूप से अपनी पटना यात्रा आरम्भ करते हुए।

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

2 years

One October night, a DSP in police, KP Singh, known for being a strict and honest office, posted in Gonda, was informed about an encounter going on and he rushed out to reach the crime scene.

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

7 years

Things to learn from Israel: 1. Not playing victim 2. Watching for its ppl, ignoring criticism 3. Relentless efforts towards development.

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

7 years

When I see more outrage for Zaira Wasim than the child mercilessly raped and killed in Hisar, I wonder what have we turned to

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

Mahadev!!

Space

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What a star looks like when it dies

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@wittymaharia

3 years

Cricket should be named khel-e-zalalat from now on!

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

2 years

His wife was expecting, with an elder daughter who was an infant, she got worried when Singh didn’t return. And he came back, but not alive! The plight of the poor woman can’t be described. But there was more!

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

Knight in shining armour in real life

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

2 years

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger! I survived the two hours of food odyssey, with only disapproving glances, and no major fights and blacklisting. I am a changed person now, thank you everyone who has been part of this journey!

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

7 years

Tehseen Poonawala looks like the poor guy standing outside the marriage palace where his gf is getting married.

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

2 years

I always say this, the desi slaves of white masters have more contempt towards fellow desis than the gora maliks themselves!

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

Dear Vir Das, I don’t need your patronising comments (you made them to earn cheap money), so please FO. Sincerely, Goddess 24*7

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@wittymaharia

2 years

India Today’s ratings will be high today as many have tuned in just to see the expression on Rajdeep’s face!

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@wittymaharia

3 years

Woke up to this

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@wittymaharia

3 years

I saw a blind guy begging at traffic signal and handed him Rs.20. He touched the note carefully and said “agar main andha na hota toh tere jaisi mere ghar naukar hoti”. How’s your day going?

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@wittymaharia

2 years

कल रात जल्दी सोने के बावजूद २.३० बजे किन्ही कारणों से नींद खुल गयी। झगड़े वाला स्पेस चल रहा था और मैं मामले की तह तक पँहुच चुकी हूँ। जल्द ही ब्योरा दिया जाएगा इसी धागे में।

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@wittymaharia

3 years

You think you are raising atheists, truth is you are raising Hinduphobes!

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

6 years

Not all superheroes wear capes, some wear turbans too

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

2 years

Such a wholesome video about Narinder Singh Kapany, the father of fibre optics, to whom we owe the connectivity we enjoy today. A great innovator who was ignored for consideration for Nobel prize and also didn’t get his due recognition in India. Still G.O.A.T!

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Face reveal

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@wittymaharia

2 years

Haryana walon ne ladna yahan se seekha hai!

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@wittymaharia

3 years

Ahmedabad is so beautiful

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@wittymaharia

3 years

Sabji mandis have barcode scanners. Mera desh badal raha hai #DigitalIndia Ye tweet RT khane ke liye kiya gaya hai

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@wittymaharia

3 years

You got no cock. Saying since you have no experience of badminton. That's the reference. Reading otherwise is unfair and leading! Nothing disrespectful was intended, said or insinuated. Period. 🙏🏽

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@wittymaharia

3 years

Putin Sir, HDFC Life ka stock hath se nikal gaya, please ek baar koi dhamki vamki de daalo Ukraine ko, is baar nahin chook hogi promise!

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@wittymaharia

2 years

Went for a Kirtan after ages and was so impressed with the grace of Hanumanji! At times we need such events for coming together and bringing children close to spirituality!

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@wittymaharia

3 years

Teen log mil kar ek hafte mein itna makkhan kha gaye

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@wittymaharia

3 years

This video is not from UP

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@wittymaharia

3 years

So nice to see such significant change, howsoever small it appears. Together we can make it a better world! Kudos @ITCHotels

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@wittymaharia

2 years

With tears in my eyes, I want to call my mother for all those times I refused to eat what she cooked, only to realise that its almost midnight and I drank wine costing a bomb. I wait for dessert, to put an end to the ordeal

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@wittymaharia

3 years

I see a terrible trend which scares me. All the children are supposed to be overachievers, and too smart for their age. No one cares for the trade-off with their innocence. Kids aren’t supposed to be foolish, silly and learning from their mistakes.

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@wittymaharia

3 years

Sorry not sorry

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@wittymaharia

6 years

Aaj 10 Rs ki chai pi kar Paytm se payment ki thi, app notification, sms aur email toh aa gayi, ab bus Vijay Shekhar Sharma ji bhi confirm kar dete to tasalli ho jati.

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@wittymaharia

3 years

Q. Why is loser Siddharth bitter and lonely? Hint: Subtle cock

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@wittymaharia

2 years

Meet the CEO of an IT and Digital Marketing company in my village Tangra in Punjab with a team of 130, Mandeep Kaur Tangra. Creating real ecosystem, instead of crying lack of support. She ensured the entire village grows with her growing business, Kudos!

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@wittymaharia

2 years

Can’t we all coexist peacefully like this:

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5 years

Me and my work life balance

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3 years

I could see it coming, she was having periods every third day, I knew she won’t make it

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2 years

TBH, her attire made me believe she was called for interrogation!

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6 years

Things you see in Gurgaon

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Mahaguru

@wittymaharia

3 years

Even Captain sahab is bullish on the markets, when will you?

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@wittymaharia

2 years

Things I discovered about myself: I can be really savage while starving, and the creativity of abuses reaches another level. Also I had many many life lessons. If something looks too good to be true, it is!

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1 year

So while visiting Azerbaijan, we visit Gobustan which has these remains from some 40,000 years ago. And what is interesting is that on one of the rocks I see Swastik. Really we don’t have any clue about the expanse of our ancient culture.

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3 years

Jo desh aj tak Agarwal ki spelling par sarva sammati na bana saka, wo kya vishwa guru banega?

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@wittymaharia

3 years

Humein aise journos se bhk rehna chahiye

Rohini Singh

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3 years

There are a certain kind of political journalists in Delhi whose understanding of politics has been shaped by the film Rajneeti. They always seem to know what issues are useless, what the public wants. They keep seeing masterstrokes and can predict them too!

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