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2 years

The picture on the left is in a Daily Mail article about Keir Starmer breaking lockdown rules. The picture on the right depicts Keir Starmer sitting next to Frank Dobson who died in 2019.

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My 15 year old son, who is devastated that England lost, is now scrolling through his Instagram account reporting anyone who is racially abusing Sancho, Saka and Rashford. He’s got a heart of gold.

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2 years

Whose idea was it to let the PM do an unscripted, live TV interview? I’d like to send them a thank you card.

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3 years

Nissan not leaving the UK is, apparently, a Brexit bonus. You get to keep something you already have. Bonus. 🤦‍♂️

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4 years

Just had a call from a #Covid19UK tracker. He sounded really professional and well trained. I had no problem providing him with my credit card details to pay for the test kit he's going to send me. £500 seemed a bit steep but I'm sure the test kit is a world beater.

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3 years

My son’s new passport arrived today. His grandparents owe him a lifetime of apologies.

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3 years

There’s now a border in the Irish Sea, Gibraltar is in Schengen, we’re not part of Erasmus and if we diverge from EU standards we’ll be hit with tariffs. The PM promised he’d never sign up to any of the above.

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I voted Remain. I never have to share any of the blame for what England is about to become. Nor will I ever have to pretend that it’s the EU’s fault. My conscience will always be clear.

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3 years

I support a Brexit tax. People who voted for Brexit should pay an additional tax.

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3 years

Rees-Mogg looks broken and humiliated.

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To be fair we’ve finally found the Brexit benefit. It’s destroyed the Tory party. As predicted. 😉

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I don’t agree with everything Starmer says but I do genuinely believe that the reason the Tories are terrified of him is because his ideas are based on logic and practicality. He’s not in the game to make him and his friends wealthier. That’s an alien ideology to many Tory MPs.

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2 years

Nadine Dorries knows that her shelf life as a Minister expires approximately one week after Johnson has been binned off. I don’t say that because she’s a woman, I say that because she’s been massively overpromoted.

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9 months

Absolute car crash panel discussion on GBeebies. Five young people who will be able to vote at a GE for the first time next year. All from the Home Counties. All slating Braverman and the Tories. An intern researcher is going to get fired.

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3 years

Every female Tory MP should be disgusted by Nadine Dorries’ comment. As should every decent human being. She is deplorable.

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3 years

. @DominicRaab you already know that you’re going to lose your seat. I don’t even live in your constituency but I’m going to be part of the team that beats you. 😁

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3 years

No flag for Whateley this morning. Baker didn’t have one yesterday either. The BBC Breakfast presenters laughing at Jenrick clearly had an impact.

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2 years

Dorries angry tweeted this and then deleted it.

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Most private school parents: “Well that’s settled it, I’m never going to vote for Labour.” Having never voted for Labour.

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2 months

What a boast this was. “I took money from deprived areas and gave it to wealthy Tory areas. Fuck the poor.”

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9 months

They hate Angela Rayner because she’s proof that you can climb your way to the top through hard work instead of relying on privilege. She terrifies them.

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3 years

1820 deaths yesterday and they’re fucking about with second doses so they can massage the “vaccination” numbers and spin them as some kind of Brexit victory. This is criminal.

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3 years

Sarah Vine has asked for privacy. Is she taking the piss?

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2 years

Gullis was a teacher. Obviously he’ll never get another teaching job so what is he going to do when he loses his seat at the next election?

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3 years

Imagine being in government at the time of a pandemic and your first thought is “how can we financially exploit this situation?”. That’s a deep level of evil.

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3 years

@TheFreds OK. Just don’t fucking sing.

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3 years

I had dinner with my GP pal today. He’s a cynical bastard and is really fed up with all the bad press he’s getting for being so lazy while working so hard. Anyway, he said “tell everyone to get the vaccine as I’m fucking knackered and there isn’t a queue of people to replace me”.

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1 year

No income tax, no VAT No money back, no guarantee

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4 years

Jenrick: I didn’t select my constituency for extra funding, Jake Berry selected it. Marr: Who selected Jake Berry’s constituency? Jenrick: Me #Marr

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3 years

Footballers get a lot of grief but the likes of Raheem Sterling and Marcus Rashford are vey admirable young men and good role models.

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3 months

Twitter really is fucked. There are people I have followed and engaged with for years who are now practically anonymous to me while loads of hateful, right wing, racist accounts that I don’t follow are clogging up my feed on a daily basis. Fuck Spaceboy and his far right views.

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3 years

Two pictures that, when viewed together, tell you everything you need to know about this government’s priorities. People don’t matter. Photo ops are more important. #FreeNazanin #ToryCriminals

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8 months

Why do you vote Conservative? Because we’ve had a good life and we want young people to suffer.

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4 years

Hi Red Wall Tory voters. Remember the oven ready deal that you voted for as you just wanted to get on with it? Turns out that it was bollocks and you’re about to get royally shafted. When you’re worse off, remember that you voted for it. Good luck! 👍🏼

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4 months

It’s estimated that Angela Rayner may owe about £1.5k in CGT. The right wing hacks like Hodges and Cole are losing their tiny little minds about it. How much tax did Nadhim Zahawi forget to pay?

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2 years

£37bn. Live with Covid as we can’t afford or be bothered to manage it anymore. £37bn. Only this England. Johnson’s England. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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2 years

The Daily Mail are, seemingly, desperate for Truss to win. She’ll definitely lose the next GE as she’s unprincipled, vacant and has the charisma of a postbox. Why are they backing her?

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1 month

Andrea Jenkyns must be the thickest MP in Parliament’s history.

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4 years

Weekend after the referendum I had a pub lunch with my immediate family. All voted Leave. I was told we’d have a rocking trade deal with China inside 12 months. After being ridiculed for explaining that wasn’t actually possible I exited. They don’t like to discuss Brexit anymore.

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3 years

How many countries cave in during trade negotiations because the other party has a massive ship?

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2 years

Dan Hodges is going to shit himself into a coma #BeerGate

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4 years

Stop calling him Boris FFS. Did we call Major, "John"? I've been guilty of it but I now really try not to pander to his "Boris" character.

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2 years

Truss has a 20 point lead over Sunak amongst Tory members. Sunak comes across as far more competent than Truss. Why don’t the Tory members like Sunak? 🤔

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10 months

How do you spend £34 million refurbishing an office?

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3 years

Is it true that Mike Graham ate Michael Gove?

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3 years

My Daily Mail in-laws arrive tomorrow. It’s been a long time since we’ve last seen them and our kids are looking forward to it so I will endeavour to walk away and punch the wall. But I will probably share their inane comments with y’all. They are nice people really.

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6 months

Mike Graham doesn’t need doctors.

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6 years

Katie Hopkins has been chosen to play the part of Keith Richards in a blockbuster Rolling Stones biopic.

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3 years

Blaming Remainers for the UK having a fractured relationship with the EU is a quite brilliantly batshit thick logic that only the most ridiculously fuckwitted Brexiter could subscribe to.

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3 years

What do you think Kamala Harris will make of Boris Johnson? Mincemeat?

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3 years

Piers Morgan is now targeting a 19 year old female athlete because she “only” won silver whilst setting a British record. Is this how the creepy lardbucket gets himself excited?

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2 years

James Melville deleted this tweet soon after tweeting it. Fortunately I got a screenshot of it. RT if you love pandas. 🐼

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2 years

This includes the headline and date etc.

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2 years

It’s almost like Boris Johnson and his cabal have lost interest in the war in Ukraine.

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5 months

I’ve had a like from James O’Brien and Vorders this week so I’m officially part of the cool, woke gang that’s going to bring this bastard government down.

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3 years

I explained what Erasmus was to my Leave voting dad today. He’d never heard of it. He thought it sounded like a great opportunity for young people like his grandchildren.

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3 years

So we’ve left the EU to join a trade group on the other side of the world? We really are the most ridiculous country on the planet.

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3 years

The thing about turning the pandemic into a flag and dick waving competition is that, ultimately, countries can catch up on vaccinations but no one can bring back the dead. Not even Blighty.

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6 months

“Sorry to hear about your house being flooded. Which of your other houses are you going to stay in?”

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3 years

Look at the state of this absolute fucknugget.

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13 days

Jonathan Gullis is 34, Scott Benton is 36, Brendan Clarke-Smith is 43. WTF are they going to do next?! 🤔😆

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4 years

What’s the correct procedure to report this guy for breaking quarantine rules after his trip to the USA? #COVIDIOTS

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4 years

12 o’clock, first customer in. Love it.

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3 years

He’s just stumbling around the G20 drunk and telling what he thinks are jokes, isn’t he?

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3 years

Why do the U.K. government think that the EU would want to help London retain it’s status as the share trading powerhouse of Europe when Amsterdam is in the EU and London isn’t? It’s such a basic concept to understand yet it’s got Brexiters absolutely perplexed.

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8 months

@SaulStaniforth Unbelievable @gmb How can you platform this ridiculous, offensive clown?

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2 years

Hodges isn't happy about the Banks/Cadwalladr verdict.

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4 years

I think the main reason England win so few major sporting competitions is because the players are so depressed after listening to God Save The Queen. It is an excruciatingly dreary and uninspiring piece of music.

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5 months

“Hey, you boy……stop laughing at @LeeAndersonMP_ ”

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3 years

Spare a thought for Laurence Fox - He's despised by his former industry so will never get acting work again - He's only 42 and has to keep this grift going for the rest of his life, which will get tougher as younger, cleverer grifters come along - He's a monumental twat

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2 years

The article also suggests Starmer was wrong to say he ate in the office as his hotel wasn’t serving food. Unfortunately the timings confirm Starmer was telling the truth.

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4 years

Is Darren Grimes so thick that he’ll never actually realise that he’s been exploited and manipulated?

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3 years

“Frozen out”?!

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3 years

Train fares are reportedly going to rise by 4.8%. Ever taken a train in Europe? They’re invariably on time, clean and comfortable. Trains in this country are invariably late, dirty and primitive. Why?

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Dan Hodges has unwittingly thrown a number of Tory MPs under the bus in his desperate attempt to smear Angela Rayner. I’m sure they’ll thank him if they end up paying hundreds of thousands of pounds in tax and penalties. 😂

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3 years

In a few weeks it will be 5 years since the Brexit referendum. At the last count, how many other EU countries followed the UK’s lead? #DominoEffect

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3 years

Is it still the Oxford vaccine or is it the AstraZeneca vaccine now?

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6 months

Here’s a picture of Keir Starmer wasting taxpayers’ money by messing about with some kind of didgeridoo when he should have been intervening in the Horizon investigation.

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If Rayner is cleared of any wrongdoing the Tories look stupid. If Rayner is found to have broken electoral law and she resigns the Tories look unethical as their law breakers never resign. They’re so shit at politics.

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I’m making a film about the St George’s Day Million Man March. I need someone to play the role of Laurence Fox. Unfortunately Charles Hawtrey is dead so I’m open to suggestions.

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2 years

Spare a thought for Brexit voting British ex-pats who are watching their pensions crash with the GBP.

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6 months

I’ve written to @Keir_Starmer and demanded an explanation of why he didn’t intervene when England were knocked out of Italia 90.

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3 years

We’re about to witness once again how incredibly gullible Daily Mail readers are. They’ve spent years insisting that Johnson is a loveable British hero. Now they’re being told that he’s a sociopath so, like the ridiculous little sheep that they are, they’ll turn on him.

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3 years

To summarise Cummings recent Twitter ramblings: * Brexit is shit * I never guaranteed Brexit wouldn’t be shit * It’s the Trolley’s fault Brexit is shit * Brexit would’ve been great if I’d been in charge as the EU would’ve done what I told them to do * Why won’t you love me?

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3 years

Richard Madeley just referred to Sajid Javid as the new Chancellor. His head is so far up his own arse that he doesn’t know WTF is going on around him. By far the worst presenter GMB have had since Morgan flounced.

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5 months

So Nick Candy went to Truss’s PopCon launch and while he was listening to her speech his wife gave an interview in which she said she wanted Rees-Mogg to be PM. After listening to the speech Nick Candy has decided to back Labour. 😂

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The Truss Line: derails almost immediately The Johnson Line: promises to take you to nirvana, ends up in purgatory The Sunak Line: insists it’s heading in the right direction while going backwards The Gove Line 1 and The Gove Line 2: because one line is never enough

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3 years

Dan Hodges has become so Daily Mail that he’s almost Daily Express.

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5 months

Apparently Labour will take the country back to square one. We’re going to hear that phrase every day between now and the election. What does it even mean?

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3 years

A story told in 3 parts…

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1 year

This is the audience at the Reform Party hatefest. The future looks bright.

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3 years

Looks like Kirstie Allsopp might not get to go abroad for her summer hols. It’s at times like this that you have to remember who the real victims of the pandemic are. Poor Kirstie.

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3 months

Why are some old people so obsessed with immigrants?

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3 years

Nous sommes in the merde.

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1 year

@JuliaHB1 Imagine celebrating the anniversary of an event that has turned your country into a broken basket case. Patriotic? 😀

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3 years

May as well piggy back on this tweet to help get #CowardJohnson trending as that’s what he is, a coward. He tries to present himself as a bumbling British bulldog but he’s a weak, empty vessel. #CowardJohnson

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4 months

Look at the misery on their faces. 😂

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1 year

@truth_checkers @TonyCarlton141 He’s absolutely pathetic.

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3 years

Dan Wootton supports England football fans booing an anti-racism movement. What does that make Dan?

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2 years

In case anyone’s interested, the GBP is currently in free fall and back under 1.10 to the USD because the Governor of the Bank of England has just said that there’s only so much protection they can provide our currency from the actions of the UK government.

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3 years

Imagine being Piers Morgan’s wife and knowing that he spends almost every waking hour, and probably some sleeping hours, obsessing about another woman.

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