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@winbalt

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himbo lawyer, movie nerd

Seattle, WA
Joined August 2019
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3 years
Finally broke down and hired a cleaning lady. She told me my bathroom was outdated and said, “Gay men shouldn’t have grouted tile.” I’m fucking obsessed and tipped her 30%
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there is no close second, he cleared the field
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What’s craziest thing a man has ever said to you while trying to flirt?
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3 years
I’m just a fucking pair of tits, sir
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9 months
the sloppy bottom line took me OUTTTTT
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1 year
himbo(obs)
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3 years
And they say romance is dead
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3 years
I’ll just be here posting nearly-identical boob pics for the rest of my days
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2 years
feeling indescribably happy, tell me something that’s got you smiling today
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3 years
You should be waking up with your head on these
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9 months
we really about to lose our rights because some twink got rawed in the senate, huh
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2 years
a bit thick lately!!
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3 years
They sittin’
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3 years
Don’t make me go back to Seattle, I’m literally begging
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3 years
Rare smile sighting
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8 months
I took a gay friend in his 70s to see ALL OF US STRANGERS last night. We both cried pretty handily, but I told him afterwards that I was a little exhausted by another story about broken and tragic gay lives. He replied, “Win, you’ve by and large had a happy life. Many of us older
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@winbalt
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2 years
bananas for scale
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@winbalt
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3 years
Who doesn’t love getting sprayed?
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2 years
I heard y’all like butts
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@winbalt
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9 months
edibles just hit at the same time my uncle started talking about israel and palestine, here we goooooooo
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@winbalt
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3 years
My best friend and I got bored and tried to hook up and we had to stop because we couldn’t stop bantering and making fun of each other 🥴
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3 years
I feel legit cute like once a season and today is the day 😌
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1 year
was called a faggot while i was going to town on a corn dog 🫶🏼
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1 year
wearing a crop top to the state fair, can’t wait to ride the rollercoaster and get hatecrimed
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5 months
Just a reminder that Joe Biden, for all his flaws, is an 80 year old dude who has treated trans people with kindness, respect, and heralded their cause as the next civil rights frontier for MUCH longer than it has been safe (in progressive circles) or trendy to do so.
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Today, on Transgender Day of Visibility, I have a simple message to all trans Americans: I see you. You are made in the image of God, and you're worthy of respect and dignity.
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I’m probably inviting shitty comments posting this, but I got crappy plastic surgery undone last week and literally cried looking in the mirror and seeing myself again. Just a cautionary PSA to be so careful with your beautiful faces—it’s so easy to misstep. (These are ‘after’s.)
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@winbalt
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3 years
Is it just me or has everyone gotten much sluttier during COVID
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2 years
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it’s blurred
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3 years
Grabbing that sink like it was your ****
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💭
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this gym has the teensiest towels
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i started using one (1) thing on my skin and it’s never looked better, stop slathering ten layers of chemicals on your face
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men don’t understand just how expensive this is
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bursting
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👬
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2 years
sometimes i just wanna say fuck it and post hole/pole and see what happens
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@winbalt
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5 months
hi LA
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1 month
someone come rub aloe on my boobs
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1 year
get it done today
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1 year
worked most of my sunday, that means i get to post boobs
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2 years
happy spring 🌸
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dad season
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2 years
My ex-wife wished me happy Pride today. That kindness and understanding takes such an amazing amount of grace and I’m so thankful for it. ❣️
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I don’t talk about my work here for obvious reasons, but my law firm promoted me to partner this week. I’ve been trained and mentored by some of the most brilliant people in my field, and it feels surreal that they’ve asked me to join them as a peer rather than an employee.
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best pride weekend yet tbh
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GM
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Happy birthday, @lucasdell . Ilysm ❣️
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been awhile
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I’m just a pair of tits and a bunch of bad opinions
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post a pic where your chest was insane
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come water my plants
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@winbalt
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2 years
someone is under strict instructions to *** on these ***** as soon as i land tonight
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fell out of a coconut tree
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2 years
annoying beyond comprehension
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3 years
This guy I’m hooking up with just popped an edible in my mouth, ordered tacos, and is laughing out loud at all my jokes. You guys were gonna be so happy
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Everyone is sick of my boobs, I know
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