William Hanson @williamhanson Twitter profile

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

5 months

Tickets for my solo tour are now on general sale. I can promise you a nice night’s entertainment. No smut. You know me.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

Either there’s a @netflix glitch or @MarieKondo ’s methods have escalated.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

2 years

Goodnight, Elizabeth. No more summons to coffee from next door. Josephine Tewson, 1931-2022.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

1 year

Barry Humphries. 1934 - 2023. One of my comedy heroes has left us. His subversive comedy always made us laugh until we hurt and we’ll still laugh with him and his creations for evermore. Today, these words from Dame Edna’s BBC show in 2019 seem fitting. Thank you, possum.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

2 years

Married ✅

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

Going into the weekend like His Royal Highness The Earl of Wessex unveiling a plaque.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

1 year

Where does one begin with this? When people have paid (a lot of) money to see the lead in ‘The Bodyguard’ musical do her thing, it's because they want to hear *her* sing ‘How Will I Know’, not Debbie from Macclesfield. Eyes front, phones off and keep quiet.

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@thismorning

1 year

Should people be allowed to sing at theatres? 🎭 After one theatre in Manchester banned audiences from singing along, @VanessaOnAir has her say...

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

3 years

For as long as I’ve know him, and before, @jordannorth1 has wanted to present drive on Radio 1. He’s grafted for years and today, that dream becomes a reality for him and @VickNHope . I couldn’t be prouder. As they say in the theatre, ‘break a leg’, both of you. Xx

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

3 years

🚨ATTENTION MEN🚨 I don’t care how hot it is, or how hot you think you are, it is not appropriate to walk around in public or in shops with your top off. Thank you.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

2 years

He’s not even finished his last BIG SHOW on @bbcradio2 but Steve Wright is already missed by the nation. Thank you for keeping us all entertained for so long. We *loved* the show, Steve. #SteveWrightInTheAfternoon

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

4 years

Unbelievably proud watching @jordannorth1 tonight. That was his idea of absolute hell.🐍 His fear of enclosed spaces is so severe and he loathes snakes (who doesn’t?) The fact he just did that is AMAZING and I hope the British public take note. #GetBehindJordan

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

5 months

Hand in pocket when shaking hands too. Arguably worse.

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@christiancalgie

5 months

Absolutely unforgivable

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

Forever Richard. Clive Swift 1936 - 2019.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

The best way to tidy up your life is, of course, to listen to my modern day life advice podcast @sextedmyboss .

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

4 years

Please, everyone who can watch, do give him your full support for the show. He’s genuinely one of the nicest, funniest and most genuine people I know. I hope all viewers enjoy the great ability for generosity, kindness and loyalty Jordan has. Jordan, I love you. Good luck xx

Help I Sexted My Boss

@sextedmyboss

4 years

OUR JORDAN NORTH IS GOING TO THE JUNGLE #imaceleb

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

7 months

Steve Wright was *the* best music broadcaster, a quirky ray of radio sunshine that will never been eclipsed.

Steve Wright: BBC Radio 2 presenter dies aged 69

The DJ hosted programmes on the BBC for more than four decades, including his popular afternoon show.

www.bbc.co.uk

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

4 years

He’ll always be my king. Please join @bajcartwright and me for one last daily #GetBehindJordan podcast tomorrow morning. Thank you everyone for the unparalleled support over the past three weeks for @jordannorth1 and @sextedmyboss . X

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

Etiquette: please do not announce that you are having a social media break (or when you triumphantly return) as no one cares.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

4 years

Slipping out quietly for my birthday dinner.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

2 years

Have you been burgled?

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

2 years

It’s a snail fork. Why you’ve been given it for a piece of cake, however, I can’t answer.

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@Aaron_F320

2 years

Is there a name for this fork utensil I have been given to eat my cake with? I feel like @williamhanson will know 🤔

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

1 year

Lovely scroll.

RadioToday UK

@RadioToday

1 year

BBC Radio 1 presenter Jordan North has received an Honorary Fellowship from the University of Sunderland...

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

4 years

Archie’s first word may have been ‘crocodile’, according to The Duke of Sussex, but it’s not nearly as fun as Princess Margaret’s son’s. His word was (according to his mother) ‘chandelier’.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

4 years

I’m crying. Ngl. #GetBehindJordan

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

1 year

Thoughts and prayers for me.

Help I Sexted My Boss

@sextedmyboss

1 year

🏝 The ultimate G&Diva summer holiday in Benidorm! 🏖 Jordan is taking William to Benidorm, and, the best bit is… you can join in the fun! Thanks to @AmazonMusicUK we’re taking a load of lucky G&Divas on holiday to the Costa Blanca! Tag in the mate that you'd bring with you!

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

4 years

Talking about the incomparable @jordannorth1 @imacelebrity on @thismorning from 10am. Here’s our final few moments together before he left for Wales. (Yes, we were recreating Mary Poppins Returns around the lamppost.)

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

2 years

Literally 3 minutes trying to work out how to end the live stream. 🫥

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@BoxedUpHeart

2 years

Omg @sextedmyboss @williamhanson and @jordannorth1 trying to end their TikTok live

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

2 years

By the way, it’s a fork and spoon you need to eat your pancakes this evening, not a fork and knife. The latter would be heathen.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

5 years

Highly inappropriate and distasteful for people to start posting photos of themselves outside #NotreDame . Yes, you’ve been. Many, many people have. The tragedy in Paris is not about you.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

4 years

A successful trip to @IcelandFoods for my ‘picky tea’ for tonight’s @imacelebrity final to support @jordannorth1 #GetBehindJordan

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

5 years

Mankind is at its worst in the 15 seconds that follow immediately after a plane lands and the captain switches off the seatbelt sign.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

4 years

As always, Hyacinth was ahead of us all with her COVID precautions.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

1 year

Rethinking my ‘every song is improved by adding a Cha Cha Cha’ policy. @sextedmyboss #Eurovision2023 #finland

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

🚨EMERGENCY ETIQUETTE DECREE🚨 Due to the adverse heat in the UK, where you would normally say hello to a friend with a social kiss or a hug it is now totally acceptable to greet them with “please don’t touch me... or come anywhere near me.” #furnacefriday

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve just been taken into something called Nandos. They make you pay before you’ve even tried their food, which I feel is somewhat of a liberty.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

2 years

Thank you to everyone who took part in #pickytree this year.🎄What larks we had! As with the very nature of decorating a tree, it’s all just a bit of camp old nonsense. Thank you to those who submitted their efforts and didn’t mind me being a festive b***h. Happy Christmas. Xx

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

4 years

Whatever happens tonight, I’m proud to wear my @burnleyfc charity t-shirt, gorge myself on processed carbohydrates in 50 shades of beige from Iceland and cheer on my friend. He’s already won in my eyes, really, despite the official outcome. Please everyone who can - vote.

Jordan North

@jordannorth1

4 years

Jordan North is in the final of @imacelebrity ...... WE CANT BELIEVE IT!!! Thank you everyone who voted! We need you for one more day.... #JordanToWin VOTE FOR JORDAN!!!!! To vote by phone 📞 09020 44 24 06 To vote by Mobile 📱 6 44 24 06 Download the App for 5 free votes

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

4 years

Another amazing night for @jordannorth1 on @imacelebrity . I’ve run out of ways to say ‘proud’. Please join me tomorrow morning for a daily @sextedmyboss debrief with @bajcartwright and @grimmers . #getbehindjordan

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

This is so funny today, @DailyMailUK . Hyacinth would be thrilled!

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

1 year

Pinch me! A total honour to welcome Queen Alex Polizzi, the Hotel Inspector, to @sextedmyboss . You can hear @jordannorth1 and my attempt to conduct a vaguely normal conversation, in between the hyperventilating, on today’s bonus episode.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

2 years

Sam Ryder’s missed a trick not singing ‘I’m up in space, Ma’am’. #PlatinumPartyatthePalace

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

Following @thismorning from earlier I am HORRIFIED that so many a) do and b) admit to weeing in the shower. I shall say this: men and women may very well do it, but gentleman and ladies do not.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

4 years

Thank you everyone for watching and supporting @jordannorth1 tonight on @imacelebrity . Lots asking me what I thought of it all... ... the good news is that you can hear every thought that @bajcartwright and I had tomorrow on @sextedmyboss . PLUS we talk to Jordan’s mum!

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

I’m so glad they did this. A tradition started by the Queen Mother at her wedding in 1923. #royalwedding

The Scottish Sun

@ScottishSun

6 years

Meghan Markle’s Royal Wedding bouquet laid on grave of the Unknown Warrior in touching tribute to nation’s war dead

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

1 year

Granny would be so proud.

Daily Star

@dailystar

1 year

#LooseWomen guests ( @jordannorth1 and @williamhanson ) leave viewers in tears over Benidorm trip to see Sticky Vicky @sextedmyboss

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

2 years

When my brother @jhansonradio was 4 years old he hit me round the face with a saucepan when one of my baby teeth refused to fall out. I suspect Liz Truss may be feeling similar today after her rounds with him and his wonderful BBC local radio colleagues.

“It’s not working, is it Prime Minister?” - BBC Sounds

BBC Radio Bristol’s James Hanson questions Prime Minister Liz Truss

www.bbc.co.uk

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

3 years

Modern manners: Tired of signing your emails 'with every best wish', 'many thanks' or similar? Why not try: 'Keep feeling positive and testing negative'. You're welcome.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

3 years

In the 20th century people announced engagements in newspapers. In the 21st century people now announce engagements in podcasts. The times change and we change with them… Thank you for all the lovely messages.

Help I Sexted My Boss

@sextedmyboss

3 years

You when you realise the full video of @williamhanson telling @jordannorth1 about his engagement is now available to watch on our YouTube channel 😊

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

7 months

Heads have rolled.

Dave Harris

@dharris88_dh

7 months

No apostrophe @williamhanson

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

4 years

My pride and love for my friend @jordannorth1 is matched only by my frustration that my “works one day a week” routine is now over.

Jordan North

@jordannorth1

4 years

I’m afraid you’re going to be hearing me a bit more on @BBCR1 . I can’t bloody wait to start my new Friday, Saturday AND Sunday show in September!! 😀😀

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

4 years

G and Divas, thank you for voting to keep @jordannorth1 in the castle for a bit longer. I can’t take the stress every night but I know he and everyone appreciates it. Please keep voting! More on the daily @sextedmyboss tomorrow with my guest @ScarlettMoffatt . #getbehindjordan

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

ETIQUETTE: You can stop wishing people Happy New Year as of midday tomorrow. After that it’s: “I hope you had a good break.”

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

2 years

Who knew Andrex did a glittered line?

JiminiBonBoulash

@Malcum_Tuckher

2 years

@williamhanson #pickytree HAVE AT IT HUN

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

3 years

NEW YEAR’S HONOURS: If Mel B doesn’t now style herself Mel MBE she’s missing a trick.

Mel B made MBE for domestic violence charity work

Pop singer appeared in a powerful short film that raised awareness of domestic abuse

www.independent.co.uk

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

2 years

I’m afraid to report, Hyacinth fans and Bucketheads, we’ve had a Royal Doulton and hand-painted periwinkle-related incident. In the words of Mrs Bucket, “The chalice broken on the wheel, the pitcher shattered at the fountain…”

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

3 years

@covcelt1981 @NoContextBrits *William’s.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

Just closed my Uber’s car door all by myself. I’ve never felt more royal.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

5 years

I thank Steve Jobs and his Apple colleagues for many things. But giving people the ability to FaceTime without headphones in restaurants and on public transport is not one of them.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

3 years

Am truly delighted with the news regarding our future Queen Consort. So now seems a good a time as ever to present my collection of images of Camilla with her head in things. A future consort but a present comedian. Carry on, Ma’am!

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

5 years

Mobile #etiquette : your phone should be switched to silent mode when it’s held in your hand.📱 You don’t need to hear it ping or ring when you can easily see the notifications flash. Also - I hope half the coffee shop I’m in currently see this tweet... 🤞🏻

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

3 years

Being spun round by @McInTweet tomorrow night on @BBCOne on The Wheel. 8.25pm and then on @BBCiPlayer .

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

2 years

Local radio is the most BBC thing the BBC does. It must continue. No other media outlet serves that demographic in the same way. Hearing @TheOfficialJVS today was heartbreaking, but each caller made the case eloquently as to why local radio should stay.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

5 years

Obviously fist bumping isn’t royal protocol but good on HRH The Prince of Wales for this today in Cornwall.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

5 years

I think I may begin handing out cheap earphones to all the fools who think it’s okay to sit in a cafe, restaurant, train etc and watch videos or make FaceTime calls without plugging in their own headphones. Expensive but effective?

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

3 years

Getting the goddaughter into the joys of Palladian architecture. It’s never too early. 📸 @mikeyworrall1

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

Please, please someone tell me I’m mistaken but did the now DAME Emma Thompson just wear trainers to the palace?

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

4 years

This is my wonderfully talented, politer and better looking brother, @jhansonradio . Tomorrow he begins hosting duties for @bbcrb Breakfast. I’m so proud of him and have my alarm set for 6am. If you live in Bristol you should too!

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

7 years

Another one?! Don't the Duke and Duchess have a television? #royalbaby

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

5 years

Marvellous diplomacy as ever from Prince William who used good humour to make the lady panic less - and then he engaged her in a longer conversation than usual. Good stuff. But also a solid reason why hat pins are always useful.

Chris Ship

@chrisshipitv

5 years

Ever read ‘Room on the Broom’ by Julia Donaldson?🧙‍♀️ 🧹 This was the moment when, like for her character, her hat blew off. (The key differences being Donaldson is not a witch, she was not riding a broomstick & she was at Buckingham Palace at the time!!)

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

7 years

Thank you to my credit card company who quickly twigged that £256.72 had been fraudulently spent on my card in the supermarket Morrisons today. "Mr Hanson, you have only ever shopped in Waitrose and Sainsbury's so we suspected this purchase wasn't you...".

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

4 years

Oh dear. Not again...... the poor boy. @jordannorth1 #imacelebrity

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

At an hotel on the Côte D’Azur and I’ve just complemented a charming French waitress on how good her English is. She’s from Watford.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

4 years

PUBLIC TRANSPORT MASK ETIQUETTE 😷 You do not need to (and should not) remove your facemask to answer your mobile phone.📱 They will still be able to hear you through the mask. 👂 Thank you. 🙏🏻

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

1 year

Katy Perry at the #CoronationConcert be like…

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

But alas he doesn’t know that the bottom button of a waistcoat should be left unfastened and that tie-clips aren’t meant to be visible, but aside from that...

BBC Press Office

@bbcpress

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"Call me Google..." #TheApprentice

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

2 years

Expanding my repertoire for 2023 to include ‘which side of the plate should you set your shank’ and ‘where not to look in the showers’.

Vicky Ward

@VickyPJWard

2 years

Ghislaine Maxwell is reportedly teaching etiquette classes for fellow inmates. According to a source, the twice-weekly classes address “how to behave and talk in a professional manner [and] the secrets of success in the corporate world.”

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

Would you ever do the school run or enjoy a hotel breakfast in your pyjamas? How about browsing the aisles in your dressing gown? 🤢 I certainly wouldn’t. It shows very low personal standards if you do. Talking about this on @thismorning today from 10.30am @ITV .

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

2 years

Is ‘off’ one of the settings? 😘

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@pollyanna_x

2 years

@williamhanson #pickytree different light settings, what you think to this?

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

7 years

Just seen a woman in Sloane Square eating a McFlurry. As any of us would, I called the police.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

3 years

The curtain has now fallen on the @sextedmyboss 2021 tour. It always amazes me people listen to the podcast yet alone come to the live shows. Thank you to everyone who joined us; we couldn’t have asked for nicer, more enthusiastic crowds.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

2 years

You really don’t.

John Parky 🇬🇧🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈

@jalparkf

2 years

Love to know what @williamhanson thinks! #pickytree

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

Tip: if you’re going to flounce unnecessarily, at least take the sticker off your shoe.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

5 years

During my children’s etiquette class today in China I asked the group why it’s not polite to talk openly about money. “Because you may get murdered”, a 5 year old girl replied.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

5 years

Potential new occupants looking round my (soon to be vacated) flat: “And may we ask why there’s a big silver frame of Princess Margaret in the study?”

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

2 years

This, everyone, is a very, very, very lovely tree and a very subtly curated use of colour. A few wayward branches up top, to be critical, but I can’t stop admiring this. 9.6/10.

Alex stock

@Alexstock1996

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@williamhanson what do you think of our Tree this year?

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

@OwenJones84 It’s not about the anorak (or the tie), it is the fact he chose to distinguish himself from everyone else, thus drawing attention to him and away from the purpose of the event, remembering the fallen.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

5 months

Such a compliment.

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@stephenawillis

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@williamhanson Presented without comment!

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

3 years

PRONUNCIATION It’s ‘Line of D-uty’ not ‘Line of Juty’. #LineOfDuty

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

Rewatched the 2007 documentary ‘Monarchy: The Royal Family at Work’ yesterday. I had forgotten about this gem from HRH The Duke of Gloucester.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

PARENTS: As it’s half term, it’s time to revise etiquette for public transport and your children.👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👨‍👧‍👧👩‍👧‍👦 At busy times, children over the age of 5 should give up (or at least offer) their seats to adults. It’s an essential way to teach them respect for their elders.🚌🚎🚇

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

5 years

At the sixth form school I was speaking to today one of the boys said I looked like James Bond (!). A considerable upgrade from last week when a pupil told me I looked like a dolphin.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

3 years

A man sitting next to me in the cinema earlier was repeatedly, unashamedly, using his phone as the film played. Texting, browsing BBC News, and even playing Words with Friends (Scrabble). It wasn’t long before he felt the rough edge of my tongue.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

7 years

🚨Men: I do not care how hot the weather is or how hot you think you are, you should not be on public transport with your top off.🚨

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

6 years

Gareth Southgate’s waistcoat bottom button is always left unfastened, as is correct. A custom that dates back to Edward VII who was so fat he couldn’t fasten his bottom button; so it became the custom for his courtiers to not fasten theirs in order to not offend. #WorldCup18

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

4 years

Me, every morning at this time of year. #keepingupappearances

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

3 years

My two podcast husbands. 🥰

JVS

@TheOfficialJVS

3 years

Such a fantastic evening with @williamhanson & @jordannorth1 ! Their @sextedmyboss show is so SO funny!

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@williamhanson

5 years

1 producer 2 talent 3 series 5 live shows 40 episodes 791 gin and Dubonnets Happy first birthday to @sextedmyboss and thank you to everyone who listens, the wonderful #GandDivas and equally lovely @jordannorth1 @bajcartwright . This week’s episode out now @ApplePodcasts @acast .

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

4 years

Sexy Fish clearly state their dress code on their website for all to see. Jess Glynne is churlish to kick off about being refused entry when she clearly violated their policy on several levels. A hoodie is fine to wear around the house but is not appropriate for a restaurant.

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William Hanson

@williamhanson

5 years

“Meghan and myself”?! This has been a happy day but also a sad day for grammar.