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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

11 months

How UK police seized my car never to be recovered again. Sunday morning April 2023. I had picked up my Ford Mondeo (A lovely car by the way) to collect a few items at the nearby shop. On my way back, a few meters past the shop there was a police car moving in the opposite

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

3 years

@ZubyMusic In Kenya, we term it a common cold.

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@_fels1 The problem starts at “giving birth” every untamed ejaculation will tame you, eventually.

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@MrRightke Waking up with no pain. You won't know until you are in pain

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

10 months

@KhalifKairo Guys should chill and respect each other. Both of you are in different but important realms. One in Academia, one in Business. In Battle between the importance of knowledge and money, no one ever won.

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

4 years

@RobertAlai Na vile wife amevumilia hizo tonnes zote

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

10 months

@KhalifKairo …and whether she saw her mom respect her Dad. These girls don't come from the moon. They've been programmed for 20+ before you met. This is the part where men ignore

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@MutahiNgunyi Whatever boils up, boils down. With our unmitigated system, Road tax will see a triple increase in the cost of transport. That's where the hustler is touched.

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

10 months

@KhalifKairo With more or less pounds, these western countries have no place for masculinity. You will cook if your woman wants you to. You dare raise your voice and police are in your door. Even your 7 yr old kid will silence you. Same reason A. Tate was silenced.

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

4 months

@MasterSagini @C_NyaKundiH @Osama_otero @Honeyfarsafi Kids and wife? You are sinking lower than him

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@KhalifKairo “You dont expect sex” is how she'll convert you to bestie and use you to the last nerve. You wanna be good to a woman without dishing her? Be good to your mother and your daughter

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

9 months

@MutahiNgunyi Ruto has his weaknesses. However, economically he chose the path of delayed gratification, which may not be what we want but it's what we need.

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@MrRightke Gambling. It's worse than alcohol

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

9 months

@KhalifKairo The world changed. That was when women were not as competitive as they are women are professors, and they are business moguls. Submission comes from a choice not an obligation. It's upon the man to bridge the edge by being more competent. Pray for

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

11 months

@mumbi_wathika 1. Kamba 2. Waluhya Sijui ni njaa ama nini

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@amerix Master, fat buttocks are not the same as fat belly. Buttocks with a fine waist makes pastors suspend their gospel

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@amerix I started by dipping in the head only. Now I have 10 kids

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@RodgersKipembe Zakayo anadanganya mpaka Roho yake inashtuka

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

10 months

@KhalifKairo He designed a school for conformity, not creativity. That's why we have more obedient workers and less creative thinkers

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

10 months

@_fels1 Sudi isn't teaching any of his kids to be wakarabati. Instead, he's taking them to the best universities. Lesson therein.

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@GiaMMacool “Not horny, she still has sex with him.” Underline that

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

9 months

@KhalifKairo Believe in God and Pray. Whether witchcraft exists or not shouldn't be a bother to a prayerful person. You'll never enjoy life freely with such a believe

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@gabrieloguda Waumane tu. They are all cut of the same cloth. Uhuru alikanyaga huyo jamaa shingo. Its pay back time. Ruto atatoka akanyagwe pia. Citizens will suffer until the day they'll vote in that candidate who's hasnt got no money even to campaign

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@MutahiNgunyi I thought Ruto is taxing rich Kenyans not rich Kikuyus. Why are you bloating Kikuyus ego? Maybe it’s time we realise Luhya’s are even more than Kikuyus-but they are calm

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

10 months

@KhalifKairo Some guys are lucky then they formulate theories to back up their lack. Some guy is Kairo

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

9 months

@KhalifKairo Ways and methods of getting rich are always at our disposal. The courage and grit to stay consistent and patient is what 99% of us lack. That's why “I have an idea” never works. The problem is never the idea

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@KhalifKairo “Do you want your car to loose a lot of value very quick? Get the Cayenne. Do you want your car to loose a little less value very quickly but you'll invest that money into repairs? Get the Rover.” That's what they say in the UK. Get Audi SQ5 Instead

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

11 months

@_falsi1ke A man shouldn't be financially down. When he is, a woman should be the last thing on his mind then

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

9 months

@amerix Hata mnafanya fellowship mnaomba na yeye bado kinawaramba tu? Enyewe hakuna formula

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

3 months

@_falsi1ke Delaying to start a Company. Without one, however much you push, you won't get wealthy

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

10 months

@_falsi1ke Son; take care of your momma. She's the only person who loves you without a reason and the only one who won't leave you for whatever reason.

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

4 months

@RodgersKipembe Wah. Vita yako ni personal buda

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

10 months

@MutahiNgunyi Baba's 2007 case has made me believe that there are chances that come to a person once in a lifetime. His was in 2007. He won fairly and squarely. The rest are narratives to keep the populace busy

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

10 months

@FirstDoctor 10 years apart. 2013—2023

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

8 months

@MrRightke Money cannot buy happiness. It just eliminates the majority of the sources of unhappiness. What you remain with is your choice

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@KhalifKairo Nugu, mnafkiri DM ni Disko Matanga?

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

10 months

@KhalifKairo With time ataperform more than any other president. No doubt about that. Shida ya huyu ghasia ni kuoverpromise

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@_fels1 Borrowing money is what she calls venting?

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

11 months

@IamDennisOtieno Planning of going back is one thing. Going back is another thing. Once you get kids here, it’s never easy thing convincing them this isn’t their home

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

9 months

@MrRightke Kila mtu huokota zake alisonga. Ulikula wa mwingine mwingine akala wako. Present utamu ndio inamatter

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@KhalifKairo Rubani you are weak. Alpha males don't even give a hoot about what women think ‘bout them. They go along with their business without giving any attention to a skirt (as it should be) and as a result he attracts and he picks who he wants when he wants. Hii yako ni porojo.

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

8 months

@_fels1 Most intelligent guys are ugly😅

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@MigunaMiguna General, there are no Kenyans butchered in Uasin Gishu

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

4 months

@AlinurMohamed_ Twitter/X is run by Freedom of Speech Mantra. That's why Elon bought in in the 1st place. If you follow because you agree then you are a slave

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@AllanObare4 A very good course In a wrong country

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

4 months

@KhalifKairo Tulikuambia ukue dangerous. Ona sahii umeanza kuhubiri

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@MutahiNgunyi Mutahi Ngunyi; Professor who tweets for a living

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

9 months

@_falsi1ke Kwanza ukianza kupandia gari hiyo kitu ujue ni kuisha unaisha

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@_falsi1ke Stealing of good unmarried women is legal. In fact, almost all good women are not single

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@SirGlavan_ Wajackoya

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

11 months

@MrRightke Graduation ni ya bro. Si yako. Umekuja kudu?

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

10 months

@MissKwegah1 They can move anywhere except the lady's house. I can't explain further

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

11 months

@ZubyMusic Someone might think there's corruption in the UK. Come to Kenya. I am finding hard to adjust to police (UK) who don't want your money

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

11 months

@gretathunbutt Hiyo ya tatu naona ungekeep. Joblessness is temporary. Commitment is what matters. Either you are rare to admit👏

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

11 months

@Chebasak_ Those seeking asylum in the UK can side-chat

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

9 months

@KhalifKairo Halafu mrembo awe amevaa skirt…hiyo ni accident direct

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

9 months

@KhalifKairo Watu wa tattoo wakue wasanii. Military isn’t a place of diplomacy. They have code, ethos and pathos that has to be followed to the latter

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@_falsi1ke People telling me about other people. I realized given an opportunity, they'll tell them about you also.

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@amerix Politics is a man made game. The players score the goals for themselves and the owners. Cheering squad insult each other when all they own is their mouths.

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@RodgersKipembe Whoever will pocket Raila and Western knows the end game. The rest are distractions

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

11 months

@FirstDoctor Recipe for horizontal engineering

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

8 months

@MutahiNgunyi Explains your undying support for the regime. The columnist can't forget the lamb chops😊

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

11 months

@Chebasak_ …I don't know what they want. Sometimes they be like “I want a cool calm guy with a good sense of humour.” Good sense of humour itatoka wapi ka hawataki uongee?

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@amerix “The silent tears that drop in your heart will stand with you” No deeper line than that

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

10 months

@KhalifKairo Mtu aite @jaloka aseme hi😅

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@_falsi1ke Exactly! They say you’ve changed because they don’t know how to say you’ve grown.

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

11 months

@MrRightke Mkale. Asipoenda Australia umeponea

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

10 months

@OleItumbi Bazuu uko kwa serikali. DCI is phone call.

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

8 months

@_fels1 Intellectually astute individuals tend to gravitate towards Twitter. Instagram is for celebrities who parade the externals

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@KindikiKithure The next Deputy President speaking. we know one man,one vote, one shilling is an alienation strategy. Once the dust settle, one in the top will have been inflicted a fatal would to give you a space

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@MutahiNgunyi I don’t know who’s for who or who’s against who but kushukisha Zakayo 2027 nayo ni ndoto

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

3 years

@firstdoctorr Marriage is good. There is nothing overrated in an ideal Marriage. Marriage aspects such as forbearance and patience is what is overrated. It is in Marriage that real character of a person is shown. Marriage won't change a bad person to be good

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@MrRightke It is an African problem. we don’t do production we don’t trade,We have very few service rendering companies and all of us expect to depend on public sector. Sad

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

3 years

@RodgersKipembe You suffer from selective amnesia. Within 1hr we also have Uhuru's properties guarded by 800+ security officers. What you call strategy has backfired big time

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

11 months

I had to move on. It was a nice car. They auctioned it, some ninja is driving it now

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@KhalifKairo Can you stay in a room for a day without a phone, without internet?

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 years

@davidgoggins From Africa. I'm hitting push ups like nobody's business. It makes me conquer the day. Thank you Goggins

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@evenmaina Kenyans have to decide whether they want money or they want the saint Ruto. you can’t have both

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

11 months

@AokoOtieno_ Team Zima lights kwanza

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

2 years

@_fels1 Some truths are sour. This is one of them. Majority of those fellows grow up so entitled because they were hardly corrected.

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

11 months

@MutahiNgunyi There is a way you bring the obvious to light, and I like it. Ruto will easily sit on Kikuyu's heads (if he wants) especially if the community frontiers are Kuria and ilk

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

10 months

@KhalifKairo @limukii_f @_FliteStar Watu mpaka wamematch macaps halafu wakuambie ati haikulala ndani? Hapanaaa😅

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

3 years

@AokoOtieno_ Kuria was and is still innocent. His only problem is that sometimes his mouth engages before the brain. Same to most of us. Celebrating anyone's misfortune is sinking low. Quick recovery Moses Kuria

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@paulinenjoroge Huyu ameanza kuingiza kichwa

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

10 months

@KhalifKairo Vile hutu tuslim guys ni mahard core. Unakapiga ngumi unaumia mwenyewe

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@KhalifKairo Tulizaliwa church bro. Shukuru Mungu sector ya Ujanja alikutop up

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

11 months

Besides people going abroad for financial gain, they go for QUALITY OF LIFE; reliable power/electricity, efficient transportation, functional healthcare systems, low accident rates, good schools, etc. It’s bigger than money

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

11 months

@kipmurkomen Poem by ChatGPt

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@_fels1 …and whose fault is that? The men. Women take such risks when they know that either 1. There's no loss in losing your or 2. They can frame you and you have no way way of escape. Before marriage and in marriage, stay dangerous

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

2 years

@amerix Are you talking about me? I drive for 150kms daily and I tell you the lower back pain is something else. I go to the gym but no change

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@MutahiNgunyi When it rains, it pours. Every president has been bending and twisting the Constitution in their favour. As a Kenyan who is well aware the battle will never come to my little shade, I say let the ref wave; play on

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

11 months

Why do men find hard dating/marrying ladies with kid(S)?

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

10 months

UK Ukinunua BMW na wewe ni mwanaume mweusi unakuwa prime suspect drugs. Police will turn to follow you at any given chance. Why BMW? Juu hiyo gari ikifanyiwa kitu inaitwa remapping inavuta 100km/h in 5 sec. Impossible for police to chase.

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

10 months

@italic_azzuri @KhalifKairo Perhaps he should deliver his message without attacking Amerix

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

11 months

@IamDennisOtieno You are right. Especially those closer to you. They say thank you the first and second time. They then upgrade to expecting it as if it were their monthly salary

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

3 years

@AokoOtieno_ Kipchumba Karori is our incoming senator Uasin Gishu County

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@Kimuzi_ Unaenda Ocha Mara ngapi?

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

11 months

She rang the recovery and within minutes it was there loading my car. I gave up. She gave me the procedure for picking up the car after I gathered the documentation. It took me 10 days to get them. By that time, the storage charges were higher than the cost of the car.

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

9 months

@KhalifKairo Shida mtu haskiangi akiupgrade. Heavy drinkers were once “a bottle a weekend” guys

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Kipkurui Wilberforce 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

@wilber1990f

5 months

@MigunaMiguna “One man,one vote,one shilling” is the narrative that will shape 2027 politics. A pro narrative will soon be alienated for an anti. These tax noises are background noise, we are Kenyans and we’ll soon forget

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