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@whosurdaddienow

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I'm that girl who goes to check what made the sound in the attic, and then I play with it. #StonerFam #HorrorCommunity #HorrorFam #MutantFam

Joined March 2022
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If I'm loved correctly, I do more gagging than nagging.
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I need this shirt before Walmart realizes what they have done. Find the hidden word. 😏😅
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Taco Bell is really the only place you can still get gas for $1.29 at the moment.
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Happy #HumpDay ... Flasks will see you now..
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@amatuli See you next Tuesday..;)
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Take me back to vacation.. Who's coming with me?
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Always remember.. HR knows everything..
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@Daves_n0t_here I'm banking they knew it.
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Good morning .. and what a #SinfulSunday it is 💋
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Happy Friday, ya hooligans ❤️💋
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What is Iron Man without his suit? Stark naked.
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HR approves of the new hire 👌
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Happy Friday!!! I hope you all have a great day and anyone who gets to you.. you tell em I said to get bent 😉
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New hair day!! Look at that mop ❤️
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@whosurdaddienow
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Oh.. Oh, hello Red.. I've missed you. 💋
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Who forgot her breakfast sausages in the microwave at home? ... this girl.
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Off with the girls ✌️
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I'm still calling this Twitter. Idgaf.
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Happy Friyay, my heathens!! Let's get this shit done and enjoy the weekend! Hope you all have a good day 💙
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When she wants you to come to bed..
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Ermergerd. I'm.. going.. on a date.
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Him: Are you an introvert, or an extrovert? Me: ... I'm a pervert.
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It's #FriskyFriday , you beautiful bastards 😍 Who are you thinking about?...
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Share the last TV show you watched 📽️
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Share the last TV show you watched! 🎥
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Ever just wish a motherfucker would?
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'Get my taco out of your mouth!'.. Said no one ever 😉 Happy #TacoTuesday , my heathens - get that taco 💋
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Kids don't understand.
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@horror_flick_66 Kill me now.
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Not a bad Monday, I'd say.. #BeachLife #GetYourTanOn
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Play that funky music Cacti 🎶
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Happy Easter my lovelies! Who the fuck says no to a turkey dinner?! Let's smoke one and eat the shit out of this bird!
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It's #FriskyFriday ... so who wants to play?
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Show me your Friday attitude 😎
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Happy #TittyTuesday .. you wanted it, you got it 💋
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When the boss busts you being vain AF.
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It's m Birthday 🥰
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ERMERGERD.. My hard hat came in today 🤣🤣
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Full day in the sun, and out of the house was needed 🥰
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I hate when my ex drops by unannounced. #yyc #abstorm
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Thinking of watching this bad boy tonight.. Anyone watch it? Is it good? :) #HorrorCommunity
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Kills me every time I see it 🤣
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When that infused coffee kicks in.. 😍 Happy Monday! Remember, everyone is full of shit today 😉 #AprilFoolsDay
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@whosurdaddienow
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Ahhh, yes. Relaxing to true crime is just the best.
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G'night ya crazy bastards 😘
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It's #TittyTuesday ! I hope all you beautiful people in my phone have a wonderful day 💋🖤
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@whosurdaddienow
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As of this morning, I've lost 32 lbs since December 30th. I'm fucking proud of myself. That is all.
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Hiya lovelies! Hope your Monday was easy going! Drop a selfie and say hi! 🥰
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You know your man sees your booty-hole every time you do it doggystyle.. right? Just thought you should know.
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Happy #HumpDay , my lovelies! What are you daydreaming about?
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Where the FUCK is my wine..
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Is my Birfday 🤓🤓
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Psst. You awake?
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My sister died. I'm heartbroken.
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Let's get high as fuck and eat grilled cheese sandwiches.
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Grotto time. ✌️
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SURPRISE! NEW INK DAY! 🖤
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Well, well, well... It's #FriskyFriday ... Come up for a drink?
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Mmmorning you skallywags! It's laundry day, so it's thigh highs on this #SinfulSunday 😏
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@gavinthomas2015 That looks like rice water....
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Stoned as hell, watching Five Nights at Freddy's. See ya'll tomorrow - sleep sweet ya hooligans 💙
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Happy Friday, my lovelies 😘 I'm feeling good today. Show me your Friday smiles!
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@whosurdaddienow
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Happy Thanksgiving to all my Canadian lovelies 🦃
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Morning my #StonerFam xoxo
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Because I damn well can.
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It's fucking beautiful 😍 🥑
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@whosurdaddienow
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Hi my lovelies! I took a break from everything, I got into an accident - it was scary.. and nerve-wracking. The whole insurance investigation was too much for my anxiety. Someone ran a stop sign and hit me. Police statements.. I had a witness. Thank goodness. I'm okay :)
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Was I stoned or confused?... ...or both...
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Peekaboo, thought of you 😏
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Watched this gem last night, had never watched it before. My god if you want to laugh, watch this. #FilmTwitter #HorrorCommunity
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@whosurdaddienow
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Took my saniderm off today! Eeee!! She's so beautiful 😍
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Yeah. I'm a party animal. Wine, green tea mask, and horror movies. Bet I can still kick your ass at crib, though.
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Cum play with me..
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@Hartofmull Read down 😉
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New nail day 😍😍 I'm in love..
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Cheers to all you fine folks this Thursday evening.
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