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it's still so funny to me that when kunikida first mentions the port mafia to atsushi dazai says "we call them that bc we don't actually know anything about them" like i know he was cracking up inside
i think it would be funny if Mori writes notes and memos for the executives and subordinates in the mafia but no one can fucking read them bc he's got doctor's handwriting so they all just kinda guess what he wants them to do
hello. patheticzai weekend will be taking place jun 7th- jun 9th :) all art for the event is done by the fantastic amazing supercool domi
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dazai is the kind of boy to talk big game but absolutely fold immediately when someone gets him into bed. like his back hits the mattress and BOOM pillow princess mode activated
bonus: The only person who can read his handwriting is Dazai, and after he leaves everything falls into chaos because they were all kind of relying on him to translate every note
if you would please consider: chuuya in dazai's coat. either coat. it would be too long for him. his arms would drown in the sleeves. poor guy. and now also please consider: dazai fucking chuuya while chuuya wears dazai's coat.
skk are so funny... chuuya wasn't a vampire when he went into the prison. fyodor thought he was... chuuya could have just gotten in and shot fyodor. there was literally no reason for them to do all that. like. chuuya was not a vampire, was with fyodor the whole time and HAD A GUN
omega dazai who hides his omega status but goes crazy all day surrounded by alphas at the agency. i mean. kunikida, fukuzawa, ranpo AND yosano?? rip dazai. def goes home everyday and his pants are stained w slick (the ada members all pretend not to notice) (but they know)
dazai DOES NOT have a driver's license (bc he's just like me fr) (ik he drives in the show at least once but i don't think he is supposed to. you cannot tell me he is any good at it. no way he passed the test)
as a trans man, it grosses me out that you write trans dazai without top surgery. it's so fetish-y โ open yourself up to the full scope of trans experiences or you will forever be miserable. also, fuck you.
dazai wearing increasingly revealing and slutty outfits to work until someone says something and no one wants to open that can of worms to they all just I Pretend I Do Not See until eventually he shows up in pasties and a thong
if you're sad this is a sign to draw your two biggest comfort characters as the steven meme. yeah my ocs my comfort character. yeah my ooak lagoonas my comfort character.
controversial opinion but i think a lot of people on here are spoiled in their fandom experience. i think one of the best parts of fandom culture is how unashamed it is, but a lot of ppl seem to forget that this kind of unabashed self-expression should be... idk punk? i guess?
dazai "lets get married when we're 25 if we aren't married to anyone else already" osamu vs chuuya "everyone who dazai dates until then just happens to die" nakahara
my favorite genre of post is when ppl make posts about "villains" and "problematic" characters and the list is like light yagami and eren and hisoka and etc and then they put OIKAWA on there. like what did he do except *checks notes* ...play volleyball?