kris⁉️ @whoiskrris Twitter profile

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kris⁉️

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i don't think i have the disposition to dress cutie often. just from this photo u can sense my biphobia and disdain for white women

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

3 months

idk why ppl are surprised cody ko is evil. he's a white computer science and diving bro who went to duke. like, be so real y'all

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kris⁉️

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3 years

mitski was so right. i DO glow pink in the night in my room. i HAVE been blossoming alone over you

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2 years

URGENT

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kris⁉️

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10 months

@turntineforwhat funniest zoom meeting of my LIFE

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

every now and then i worry about my online presence and then remember how i tweeted this and the he deleted the tweet and started sitting on the other side of the classroom

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

10 months

wanting a sweet treat in evanston after 9pm

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10 months

what do you think is harder than this?

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

3 months

WHITE 🫵🏾

sapphic chaos

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3 months

my lesbian spectrum

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

6 months

just got out of my first philosophy class and i have come up with something new: the white people trolley problem

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

3 years

starting nucth (nu catch these hands) which will pair you with the person you will find the most unbearable and encourage you to jump them

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

I just finished my freshman year at an elite university that costs $80,000 annually The students at a school like this are future politicians, billionaires, etc. Here are 5 observations I made this past year about them that may Shock you:

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

1 year

oh guys don't worry it's just a BLANK at BLANK that the university officers are responding to. i'm glad they gave me so many details!

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

11 months

no way i just got indirected in USA TODAY

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

7 months

excited to announce that after graduating from northwestern in june, i will be working full time at temu 🧡

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

3 years

i'm fine with she/her pronouns, but i'd really prefer it if you said it like she?/her? like, you're unsure but you Really don't wanna open that can of worms with me

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

there is something so evil about 3-4:30pm

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

1 year

this woman looked me dead in the eyes as i walked into the library with a bunch of books to return. she then Followed me to the book return slot and watched me put my books back. i'd love to know what library-based crimes she was attempting to stop by policing me

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

it's so fucked up that we have all the technology and a full year of experience to successfully have online classes when the weather is bad yet we never do that. like, this was so preventable

Tree Falls on Multiple People on Northwestern University's Evanston Campus; At Least 4 Injured

Several people have been hurt after a huge tree fall on them on the Northwestern University campus in Evanston.

www.nbcchicago.com

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@whoiskrris

2 years

"i'm actually illegal in 71 countries 🤪"

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

11 months

i'm sorry but this is a little bit funny

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

1 year

i speak my truth in this article lol

North by Northwestern

@nbn_tweets

1 year

“If I was straight, I’d be boring” NU queer community members discuss style, sexuality and nightlife.

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

winter break plans (in no particular order): - blow up - act like i don't know nobody - file my teeth down to be sharp points

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

1 year

lol they were scared we were gonna jump him

James Lindsay, anti-Communist

@ConceptualJames

1 year

A student from Northwestern reached out and said he hopes my visit there was nice. I replied: "Because it was deemed unlikely for me to be physically safe on your campus, I came in with security, spoke, and left with security immediately. Very welcoming. Great memories."

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

i have to be so honest. i didn't know the football team was going to ireland too until like, last week. i thought it was Just the band

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

just got back from scavenging in the cannabis amnesty box at o'hare airport

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

south campus pride event map!

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

spreading the word <3

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kris⁉️

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2 years

truly sometimes all u need is an orange! nobody talks about this

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

save a horse...

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

5 months

white ppl don't speak over Palestinians challenge

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

6 months

my research is officially published now :D i'm not posting it on here bc i don't need y'all to know my full name, but just believe me

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

i hope you can all understand 🤍

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

4 months

this aesha ash photoshoot is Everything to me

sexual invert

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

idk if freshman girls have discovered this yet, but you actually can be friends with people who don't look Exactly like you!

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

how i look with [redacted] pronouns in my bio

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

3 months

i'm throwing my hat in the ring to be the New Lesbian. i am Black (many of the main girlies are NOT), an evil femme (yay!), and have Pronouns. i have attached a photo for reference. thank you for your consideration 💗

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

11 months

this is not vandalism actually!! i am fairly confident that this is legal under parody law. additionally they called it "the northwestern daily" rather than "the daily northwestern"

The Daily Northwestern

@thedailynu

11 months

In a separate statement, Students Publishing Company — The Daily's parent organization which is not involved in editorial decisions — "rejects and condemns this act of vandalism" and writes law enforcement have been engaged to investigate the incident.

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

just watched puss in boots while seated in front of every theater student ever at northwestern

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

11 months

schill can't even say the words racism or islamophobia. spineless.

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

6 months

i am so safe and protected. no harm will come to me

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

1 year

pov: you're the grown man who just growled at me. i'm lifting you up by the neck preparing to slam you back down into the concrete killing you instantly

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

gonna teach a distro in moshing so nu events can be more fun

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

3 years

hinman best dressed?

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

1 year

white guys in class disagreeing with me about a topic i've spent two years researching. i PROMISE i know more than you about the history of national parks

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

with the opening of the first floor norbucks, northwestern (via norris) asks the important question: how can we make a space so volatile and unpleasant for visitors and workers alike?

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

5 months

image of me mothering yesterday 💐💖

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

marriage pact sent out their report or whatever, and i think this is the most important thing

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

5 months

haiiiii

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

new pfp + a silly one!

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

fun bit: every time you see a tour group start doing the sad head down charlie brown walk

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

3 years

lol this was one of the drafts i wrote after not seeing my gf for six days

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1 year

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

11 months

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice...

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

1 year

when are they announcing the dillo day artist(s) i can't do this any longer

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

spread this like wildfire!

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

1 year

i'm begging the rich, white students of northwestern university to use the one critical thought they're allotted every five years to think (not even that deeply!) and stand against colonization

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

i work so hard for the lgbt community (choreographed tia tamera for tonik)

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

3 years

con: i have covid now pro: i absolutely will not get covid at the faye webster concert on the 22nd

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kris⁉️

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7 months

at the pussy doctor. she says it's good

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 months

i 💗 hole

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kris⁉️

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3 months

really and truly i think megan thee stallion is one of the most important people culturally. she is a black anime nerd AND she's hot AND she's a cutie AND she's a mainstream artist. she's expanding ppls perception of what black women can be and i love her endlessly for that

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

8 months

schill has repeatedly argued for the freedom of speech on campus, allowing right wing propagandist james lindsay to speak on campus and berate students on twitter for over 24 hours. where is that energy now? will he fail to protect minority students yet again?

Connor Echols

@connor_echols

8 months

Two students made a parody newspaper skewering Northwestern University's stance on the war in Gaza. Now, they're facing criminal charges under a little-known law first proposed to fight the KKK. My latest in @RStatecraft , co-published with @theintercept

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kris⁉️

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4 months

CHICAGO'S HOT DOG

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

7 months

abt to do the 24 hour 7-9 page paper challenge... wish me luck

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

3 months

💐

@pretttymoneey

3 months

I’m sexually attracted to girls but not romantically …. Am I a man ? 😭

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 months

me in my 286cm hole :P

kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 months

abt to post sweaty hole picks get excited

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

come on now

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

1 year

just quit my zionist led dance group ama

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

7 months

wearing my picrew outfit today :3

kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

9 months

average kris fall/winter look

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

3 years

interesting how guys just cannot stand on the dots in the covid testing line... why do you wanna be that close to another man huh? 🧐

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

10 months

in any given conversation with 2+ people i am wondering if i am making eye contact with everyone equally and a normal amount. but like, i'm thinking about this in a really chill and cool way and u wouldn't even notice

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

5 months

i wish nu zionists put even a fraction of the effort they put into being willfully ignorant into meaningfully engaging with protesters or even, i don't know, paying attention in class

The Daily Northwestern

@thedailynu

5 months

BREAKING: Three plaintiffs brought a class action breach of contract lawsuit against Northwestern Wednesday, citing a “dystopic cesspool of hate” present at the pro-Palestinian encampment on Deering Meadow.

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

1 year

my mom is always confused by the looks i get when we go on roadtrips as though i'm not walking into a mostly white area looking like this

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

two nights ago i had a dream where i made this necklace so natrually

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

1 year

RARE GENUINE TWEET: if i started a (nu) queer art collective is that something you'd be interested in? all types of art would be welcome of course :)

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

white woman saying "okay twists!" when i walk into class. when will i have peace

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

6 months

btw

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

8 months

staying safe <3

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

1 year

i think i've identified as every letter in lgbtq. all straight people should venmo me five million dollars right now

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

6 months

haiiii

elmo🦧🦧

@steeeambyshelly

6 months

I need a femme that gets ZERO play, no bitches, never dated, like never been the class crush of anyone before and an absolute loser

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

i do NOT want to work on my finals so like this and i'll assign you a song from my 2022 wrapped 💏

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

3 years

yassified santa be like: hit the sleigh button

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

10 months

dinner with a new friend!

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

as a queer black person i've always been concerned about the "no kink at pride" argument. i definitely think there should be kinky, coily, and curly hair at pride so that's why i'm partnering with camille rose-

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 months

drinking coconut water at the us ambassador's house in benin. amazing

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

1 year

i wish i would stop hearing about emergencies in evanston on twitter first!!

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

9 months

i need to get into soup. what are some entry level soups. soups for beginners

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

1 year

the fact that we all accepted and made peace with the possibility of ajr dillo is so funny

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

oh business casual? *starts foaming from the mouth and locomoting on all fours*

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

1 year

ATTENTION CONCERT GOERS: if u find yourself wanting to clap along, take a quick look around the venue and find someone whose foundation shade might be espresso, caramel, mocha, hazelnut etc. and follow along to their claps. hope this helps 🤗

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

i could talk about white environmentalists all day and still come up with new hateful things to say

Housing 4 All is Hot

@ahouse4all

2 years

This is so fucking gross but so common. Unhoused people have their pets stolen by "animal lovers" all the time, who don't give a fuck about people suffering. How have you lost all sense of empathy where you will give a cat a blanket but not a person?

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 years

idk why, but i think my safe ride is 2 minutes away

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

4 months

lol sorry i was playing with y'all

kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

4 months

in case u couldn't make it to burlesque 😘

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

1 month

Avon 1876 Ruby Red Cape Cod Collection my beloved

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

19 days

& also i'm 23 now

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

4 months

there is such a deep evil at northwestern university. like, it is in the soil or something. nothing beautiful can prosper here as long as this university persists

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

3 years

this is so fucked. if only northwestern had any money (let's just say $87.8 million) that it could use to feed students in isolation a healthy amount💔

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kris⁉️

@whoiskrris

2 months

abt to make my debut at the dispo near my apartment and i need everyone in there to think i'm the hottest and sexiest person alive but also incredibly nonchalant