“Tried to tell this beautician a track ain’t for horseplay” is such a layered punch 😭🤕🔥🔥
The way Lux can deliver complex penmanship in a way that’s digestible is truly phenomenal
Rum nitty has this thing he does where he steals bars from Niggas BEFORE we get a chance to even say it😭😭😭😭damn Nigga leave some punchlines for the rest of us. We like to rap too
“Ok let’s get into that verb shit. That wordsmith. This gift that I was cursed with. That flip a bird shit. Ride up. Reverse it. Shirts get rang out. That’s a purchase. Do a Nigga greasy for that chicken. That’s Church’s”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥
This morning I took my son to breakfast. He says “dad can I see mommy”. So I show him her instagram. Then he says “when can I go see mommy”. I say “one day”. Then he says “she’s not dead” and my heart broke.
Please cherish your people while they’re here. Especially you mother.
If I ever battle
@JazTheRapper
I do NOT want no big crowd!!😅…matter fact make it a small room…MATTER FACT make it no crowd…MATTER FACT make it just us two. No camera. At Red Lobster. 👀👀
URL PRESENTS
SMACK VOLUME 11: LOSER GOTTA JUMP
Location: A Rooftop in Harlem
Matchups:
Loaded Lux vs Rum Nitty
Tay Roc vs Marv Won
Calicoe vs Shotgun Suge (Rematch)
Real Sikh vs Ace Amin
Kid Chaos vs Fonz
Yunus vs JC
Klutz vs Danny Myers
One battle gotta go forever
(But if you choose Klutz vs JC to go you also getting rid of yo whole family and all yo money and Mike Tyson punch you in the face 4 times and you get shot)
This Keke shit is EXACTLY why y’all single now istg. Y’all don’t even know how to treat a now that I got y’all attention. Klutz vs Chilla Jones this weekend on Caffeine. BL13. Get your tickets.
Wilt Chamberlain was 7’1, ran a 4.6 40 yard dash, had a 48” inch vertical leap, and benched 500 pounds. He would average 20+ points and 20+ boards a game easily
Shoutout
@TheOnlyTayRoc
and
@RealShotgunSuge
for starting the trend!! It feel like just last year I was getting started man. Time flies!
@urltv
what we doing to celebrate?
Loud and Wrong
Having an opinion on us not even knowing our resumes is disgusting work. Worry bout doing your job better and let us do ours. And anybody that wants to tag him can feel free. I ain’t got his @
Yesterday proved that it’s time to pass the torch. The Tworks and Nittys are the new faces. The Sikhs, Fonzs, Jerry’s and Aces are the new gunners. The Top 6s are next up. And the Hollows, Tay Rocs, DNAs, John Johns, etc are now with Mook and Lux
Lux vs Rum is a battle I will watch easily 100 times plus…the amount you can learn from those two overall but, specifically, in that battle is amazing.
As a student of the game, Thank you
@RumNitty
and
@iAmLoadedLux
💯
Another list
The 20 most dangerous battle rappers right now (in no order)
Twork
Ace
Nitewing
Nitty
Jaz
Sikh
Marv
Gotti
Swamp
Chaos
Loso
Holmzie
Eazy
Fonz
A Ward
Trez
Wess
Bigg K
Sheed
Ill Will
I left Roc off cuz what’s understood is understood. 🐐
Danny be like
DO YALL BELIEVE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE
I DO
I know a make a wish kid that was a D Wade fan. A week is all he had to be alive.
His wish was to meet that star from the Heat before he died.
He saw Wade and it completed his life.
THEN IT FLASHED BEFORE HIS EYES😭
My hitman still vegan he be seeing shit it’s in his head.
Still don’t like to meet(the meat) but gotta eat so I send him bread.
Accent barely. Ion know what the nigga said.
Stakeout(steak, out). He gon wait…watch(weight watch) better than Jenny Craig
10/10
Sooo last night
@GeechiGotti
you said that all 12 crucible niggas are better than Serius…and Serius got to rap on caffeine…so don’t you think….by that logic….Rookies vs Sophomores should be streamed on caffeine?😭🤔
The last time I shed a tear about losing my baby mom was when I got off stage after my 3rd vs JC. That round freed me mentally in ways I will forever be grateful. 2023 was a success. I made strides towards being a healthier man and father. While I hope that wasn’t the last tear I
@LeChina17
@LegionHoops
@dpshow
How you think Jokic won his? Giannis should be going on 5 straight tbh but voters fatigue is CLEARLY a factor so by that logic it’s Embiid
Battle rap has evolved. Start from when Twork and Nitty joined url in about 2016 to now and battle rappers are simply more skilled.
However, this is a business and the fact is we need the legends of the past to sell tickets. New era has more talent. Old era has more stars.
Women will really give y’all pity pussy and y’all just happy you smashed 😭😭😭 she gave you, “I feel bad for him and don’t know when another women will give him some pity pussy” and you proud about that 😭😭😭😭
Only women can win WOTY cuz it’s a woman award.
Only rookies can win Rookie of the Year cuz it’s a rookie award.
Anyone can win COTY cuz it’s an overall award
Its actually very tough to make that not make sense
Been studying
@RumNitty
all week..the combination of attention to detail, diction and references is unmatched💯🔥 I want that match in a small room one day