Chris Whittle @whittlechris Twitter profile

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

3 years

Matt Hancock was a lying incompetent prick but at least he wasn’t this kind of lying culture war prick. “Cower” is such a charged term. Fuck. Right. Off.

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3 months

@susanpenhaligon You did.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

5 years

I'm not a 'joiner of things' but what with brexit, leadership elections and suchlike I've joined the @LibDems . remarkable

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

3 years

Yes! ⁦ @ColleenDoran ⁩ ⁦ @neilhimself ⁩

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

8 years

Sorry, as I recall @jeremycorbyn didn’t you whip your MP’s to get us into this position in the first place? #irrelevant #tokengesture

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

6 years

@owenjbennett The mask slips a little more

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

3 years

@matthaig1 The Dig on Netflix is worth a watch

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

5 years

American Graffiti in #barnstaple opened in 1990. They sold me comics but more importantly made recommendations for wider reading. Almost 30 years later and here I am, it’s in no small part due to them. Support your local comic shop, it could change your life.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

Thanks #detectorists . (Chapeau to @theAliceRoberts for the most understated cameo ever as well)

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

5 months

Morning @chilternrailway your train is leaking. Almost every other window seat along the right hand side (direction of travel) of 0711 HDM. (Carriage 58655)

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

Finished reading @LucyGoBag ’s book ‘When the dust settles’. So many things I hadn’t considered before delivered with a warm, (slightly world weary) reassuring hug. Absolutely fascinating window into a world we never hope to encounter but statistically will at some point.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

7 months

Great to be back using your service after a short hiatus @chilternrailway - sitting on the train floor outside a toilet and still almost ten minutes until departure with people piling on. All for a premium price. Happy 125th Birthday to you.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

@chilternrailway “Welcome to the Chiltern clubman” a name which implies luxury, elegance, competence but ends up meaning paying for standing up (again) @chilternrailway Don’t tell me, “all available carriages being used”?

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

6 years

@gk_nash @owenjbennett Not sure they eat the puppies so more of a sacrifice I think (also more likely a Fox cub)

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

8 months

Thanks for another dangerously overcrowded service @chilternrailway (1837 snow hill from MYB) - I really can’t believe you get away charging for this level of service day in day out, it’s utterly disgraceful.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

1 year

Ruining people’s lives then *checks notes* lie to give themselves a bonus.

Nick Wallis

@nickwallis

1 year

Holy sh*t. The Post Office applied a senior executive bonus metric about its work on the Post Office Inquiry (without informing the inquiry). Then it used false information to say it had achieved the metric and awarded the executive bonuses, whilst implying...

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

@IanSaltern “Last one out of Cornwall turn off the lights”

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

6 years

@blairmcdougall Proving that we already have #globalbritain

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

6 years

Wherever I go I always find a little bit of #Cornwall #peoplesvotemarch

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

Hello @chilternrailway you have to do something about overcrowding. 1747 MYB departure (you know which one - people tell you EVERY day). Response will be: - All carriages in use - will feedback to relevant team - Timetable update in December - sorry it doesn’t feel safe

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

5 years

@LibDems Errrm hello 👋 everyone

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

@scottmann4NC @trussliz what has your party has been doing for 12 years to level up rural communities? it seems all you’ve done is cut services, cut the duchy off from EU funding and its major export market for fishing and farming. Did I miss anything? Ah yes, you’ve levelled up sewage I guess.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

5 years

Happy to see that we have a @unitetoremain candidate in #watford . @ianstotesbury is my local councillor and has worked tirelessly for the area, hopefully he'll be able to take the same energy to Westminster (dependent on whether @LNRailway is actually working of course....)

Ian Stotesbury 🔶️

@ianstotesbury

5 years

Delighted to be chosen as the @unitetoremain candidate for #Watford . Thank-you @WatfordGreens for supporting this. Together let's combat the #ClimateEmergency , win #ElectoralReform & #StopBrexit

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

3 years

Found: grey lady’s glasses case with glasses therein @NetworkRailEUS . Found them at the bottom of the ramp onto platform 13 (unlucky for some) so probably someone on the 1753 to #miltonkeynes Handed to @LNRailway staff on the platform. #lost #found #euston

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

Currently sitting in a luggage rack on a @chilternrailway commuter train, one of the lucky ones today. Can anyone explain what has happened to see such a fast & dramatic drop in service standards across the rail network please? Genuinely want to understand more about it.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

10 months

Nadelik Lowen! Nadolig Llawen! Merry Christmas!

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

Feeling a strange melancholy after the death of Jennifer Aldridge, still doesn't seem real. Its not even like she was sick... so sudden. #TheArchers

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

4 months

Just find it absolutely baffling that a train, at 0630 in the morning is so busy that’s its standing room only / passengers sitting on the floor @chilternrailway - how are you getting this all so wrong? What happened to your rolling stock? Where did it go?

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

Hello #SXSW2023 we are here.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

8 years

@lindasayle I agree. But @jeremycorbyn campaigning in referendum or not whipping MPs #Article50 would have been opposition. this is token.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

10 years

Thanks for waving back at my nephew as you went past then @TowerRNLI you've just made his afternoon

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

8 months

My ‘seat’ this morning @chilternrailway kind of your guard to suggest using the following train that is 15 minutes later & 20 minutes longer or moving along the train towards the rear (which clearly isn’t possible. We know ‘Because carriages’

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

5 years

* Lifetime achievement unlocked *

Experience12

@Experience12HQ

5 years

The End is Nigh at Waterloo Station. Come by for earthly delights and gets hands on with some slithery friends! #GoodOmens

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

3 years

what is the point of #PMQs if @CommonsSpeaker doesn't ensure that he answers them.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

3 months

@chilternrailway what is wrong with you.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

5 months

Slow hand clap for @chilternrailway running a 3 carriage train to Birmingham Snow Hill at 1837 on a Wednesday.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

4 years

Casually watching Second Ep of Cornwall with @simon_reeve and up pops textbook “I’ve spent virtually no money at all” Cornishman @cornishgrill (Well done mate looking good!)

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

8 years

No, @jeremycorbyn the fight started before the referendum. You missed it, its over & you don’t even realise it.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

5 years

@krishgm @RemainerNow @maitlis @KayBurley @SkyNews @BBCNews @Channel4News @LibDems I think people would watch - the next Conservative leader is going to be prime minister the new Libdem leader could be the next....

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

7 years

Wowsers, some AMAZING artwork here @posterspy

PosterSpy.com

@PosterSpy

7 years

Our Preacher brief is now closed, over 240 posters were submitted! You can view all of them here: ⛪️ #Preacher

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

5 years

Thanks for the birthday card @Experience12HQ you know me so well. #cornwall

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

4 years

@IanDunt Missed Christmas for the same reason, take it slowly and don’t push yourself - it’s a capricious fucker and seems to linger.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

6 years

Proud we held this up for a bit, (about 10 metres from the right hand side , towards the back of the green, kinda near a flagpole, next to some other people doing the same thing, you can probably see us if you look closely.....)

Led By Donkeys

@ByDonkeys

6 years

Put it to the people

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

And a ‘good morning’ to you too @chilternrailway from our short formed train. Feels like really great value for money when paying the same as someone who is seated comfortably for the 40 minutes from HDM -> MYB.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

Morning @chilternrailway - another day in paradise on your terrible service. This is apparently what ‘many seats’ looks like. 0752 from HDM -> MYB. Realise it’s not you on the social team but platitudes about a couple of carriages here and there in December is not the answer.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

10 years

“ @LanzaroteWorks : . @mh_harrison @cornishgrill winner of the #ScotchEggChallenge @ShipWandsworth http://t.co/twoT0a35x5” Congrats lads!

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

bloody love this film.

Neil Fraser Graphics

@neilfraser78

2 years

Right, so here we go then. Day 4 of #terrortwos2 and I'm up. I bring you one of the best British films ever made #dogsoldiers from #neilmarshall . Follow @TerrorTwos for more reveals leading up to the charity sale 1st -4th November.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

4 years

Weekend reading.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

Just the 40 minutes standing this morning @chilternrailway 👍 Maybe tomorrow I’ll be able to have a seat on an on time train. I’ll keep you posted. (Yes, I know, “all available carriages….”)

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

9 years

#abzonthefarm @vicky_fallon @abzlove don't leave me & @serabaines hanging like this - how are the lambs & rescue hens & is the meadow dry?

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

6 years

@alomshaha @DawnHFoster I haven’t got past the bit about emailing your kindle stuff......

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

10 years

A #london commuter takes security alert in their stride... #LondonBridge http://t.co/hRfFwTLoPz

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

9 years

Excited about this today @PosterSpy @Cakes_Comics @denofgeek @Strike_Media @thegbateman @Shaunamahoney

RealD UK 🕶

@RealD3DUK

9 years

#FreebieFriday great for #TheForceAwakens fans. Follow us to find out how you can get your own #StarWarsCardboard

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

7 years

@PosterSpy @RuizBurgosArt @PattyJenks @GalGadot @GeekyNerfherder @wbpictures @WarnerBrosUK @WonderWomanFilm @wonderwomanuk @Pixalry @WeGeekGirls Wow!

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

5 years

I miss the simple days of yore when all I really tweeted about was bad train service.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

5 months

@chilternrailway Your service is an absolute and very expensive nightmare for its passengers. It’s truly shocking how bad it is.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

Train from Lucca -> Florence, seat on the upper deck for an hour and a half journey in rush hour this morning: €8.10. @chilternrailway MYB -> HDM 35 minute journey in rush hour, £23.60 & MASSIVE overcrowding with no seats available. Complaint about to be filed. (Again)

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

8 years

tonight is the first time @Experience12HQ are up for an award. Bring on @EventTechAwards (and cross your fingers and toes for us)

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

Crossed the channel for the weekend - immediately conclusion, everything feels normal and calm here - we’re fucking mugs.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

4 years

This is not right

Bernard Deacon

@bernarddeacon

4 years

Holiday let and second home owners have commandeered £71m (or 40%) of the grants handed out by Cornwall Council to support businesses through the pandemic. £42m of the £71m has gone outside Cornwall. Surely this should not be part of the 'new' normal.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

8 years

That thing where you walk to work decide to grab a cheeky hot chocolate as it's cold and it's Friday and this happens

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

4 months

@mikeysmith Rishi Sunak vows to deport Paddington Bear if he wins the election

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

1 year

Sitting in a luggage rack @chilternrailway as the train seats were full 15 mins before departure. Anyone would think you didn’t have enough rolling stock or something. Really looking forward to the timetable change 👍*

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

Feeling strangely homesick. #kernow

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

4 years

@crowmogh Reading the Daily Mail.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

Wasson #London #cornish ? ⁦ @WreckersHQ ⁩ is BACK! Tomorrow (11th May) ⁦ @TheSunTavern ⁩ Covent Garden. #oneandall welcome! ⁩ ⁦⁩ ⁦⁦ @Dawn_French ⁩ ⁦ @Fern_Britton ⁩ @gwennosaunders ⁩ ⁦ @CornwallHour @Jam_First ⁩ ⁦ #cornwall #kernow

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

7 years

Well done one and all!

The Man Engine

@TheManEngine

7 years

Thank you @LottoGoodCauses for naming the #ManEngine the Best Arts Project & thanks to One & All who voted for us! #NLAAwards

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

6 years

Awaiting @thegbateman #AvengersInfinityWar first twitter reaction.... suspect he might have just turned around and gone back in & watched it again.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

8 years

this just in that #thearchers tweet in full “ on jury service they should make a real life drama out of this - LOLS 🙉🙈🙊😜”

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

6 months

I’ve been shamed repeatedly by the government of our country over the last 14 years. Today is a new low. Horrible, morally bankrupt populism from a weak government. The most scary thing is I think they’ve got more to go before we can bin them.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

7 years

@TweetsinEpping @MalwareTechBlog He Is So Screwed

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

Hi @chilternrailway 1747 out of MYB. The usual overcrowding. Just keeping it on your radar. You did in a thread yesterday telling someone you got rid of rolling stock during the pandemic. Any plans to rectify that? Anything we can read to give us some hope?

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

6 years

@PaulBrandITV Is it anonymous?

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

1 year

Thanks @chilternrailway

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

11 years

this is genuinely one of the best texts I've ever had - "I'm at Godspeed you black emperor. Like sigur ros but without the major lols"

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

6 years

God, I’m glad that’s all over. What? That was just to preserve the least shit option currently on the table.... You’re kidding. Great. *something about heading to The Winchester and waiting until it all blows over*

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

10 years

*the #cornish definition of networking seems to be eating pasties, drinking ale or cider and singing. #stereotypebasedinfact

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

5 years

@MartinSLewis It’s a known danger

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

Lucky I’ve got into the habit of checking the trains when I wake up @chilternrailway - 0724 HDM cancelled. #unbelievable #unreliable #notfitforpurpose

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

10 months

that @chilternrailway takes more of a proportion of my money than is in any way reasonable for the service they deliver. It's not even reasonable if the service was good.

Monzo 🏦

@monzo

10 months

Year in Monzo is coming soon 👀 What will yours say?

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

8 years

So, this happened.... which is nice.

Experience12

@Experience12HQ

8 years

That moment when Samuel L. Jackson uses your Kong green screen & it's presented on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon!

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

6 years

@BrianTMcClellan Welcome to the United Kingdom* *Please note: The ‘United’ bit is a little tricky at the minute.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

4 years

Swapping to a phone with Face ID rather than fingerprint ID in a pandemic

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

8 years

So, this evening Cornish Gig Rowing was launched on the Thames. #splann . @KernowInTheCity @WreckersHQ

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

3 years

Dear @Twitter your constant app notification to turn on notifications now makes me ignore notifications. I suspect this was not the result you were looking for.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

6 years

#DannyDyer is rapidly moving towards national treasure status.

edgarwright

@edgarwright

6 years

Our poet laurate Danny Dyer lets rip over Brexit. Love this.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

Just landed for my first ever visit to:

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

8 years

He legislated on factory hours for women & children, nationalised coal & started holiday w/pay, doesn't bear comparison @Robert___Harris

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

10 years

This has made my week @steveguestpr http://t.co/DQax6ADO1n

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

5 years

How difficult can this be @LNRailway ? Two @NetworkRailEUS trains cancelled the third running 5mins late and will undoubtedly be ‘full & standing’. It’s something practically everyday, you’re affecting people’s livelihoods. #watfordjunction

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

5 years

@Oppenhiney I give you the Cornish Pasty. Mother’s are the best obviously* *you have to say this

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

3 years

@paulwaugh I'm voting for "anywhere not held by the Tories"

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

6 years

Let’s just fucking #revoke already.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

7 years

Hi @JackStein , any chance of giving #kitc2018 a quick RT for Saturday please. Only place for #Cornish to be in #london to celebrate St Piran's day!

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

8 years

TAKE THAT BACK @shaunamahoney @sophiaallen_ @thegbateman

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

2 years

Shepherd’s (pretty stunning) warning

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

5 years

I’m really worried the country is going into this election without the full facts. Relevant information is being deliberately held back by government to support those in power.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

4 years

This is joyous.

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Chris Whittle

@whittlechris

7 months

@chilternrailway Glad that we’ve moved on from platitudes about ‘we don’t have enough rolling stock - sorry’ to full on ‘sorry, train capacity not our problem if you choose to use our service, deal with it’

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