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white2tea

2 years

it’s the tenth anniversary of white2tea. new releases, aged cakes, unique experiments, limited edition productions; and we are just getting started thank you to all of you for making white2tea possible. join us in the 2022 celebration

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white2tea

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9 months

see this guy fuckin gets it

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@white2tea

2 years

prepping my famous goth fried lotus for new years

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

you know a restaurant will be good when they have four sacks of garlic in the corner and a bowl of cloves on the table

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

if you die drinking tea you go to tea Valhalla to reunite with all of the lost tea club packages

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white2tea

@white2tea

4 years

if you are having tea by yourself, remember that there are actually millions of ghosts surrounding you at all times and you will not be lonely

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

old men defining grandpa style tea

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

when you see me tweeting this is what im on

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white2tea

@white2tea

4 years

@InternetHippo Hullo Dougluss

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white2tea

@white2tea

4 years

I recently celebrated my 15th anniversary in China since first coming to Yunnan in 2005. In an act of uncharacteristic personalization, I wrote a little blog post on the white2tea blog about myself and the history of white2tea to shed a little light on where this all began

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white2tea

@white2tea

4 years

Every morning I sit up in bed and yell “Menghai, CITY OF TEA, LAND OF THE ADVENTURERS” and then I kick my door open and go get noodles

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

once every two weeks I get some email like “My TEA has NOT arrived in THREE DAYS. Reply in 2 business hours or you will be REPORTED for FRAUD to my CREDIT CARD COMPANY” and it’s always their first order and they always have an aol email. how do these boomers find me

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white2tea

@white2tea

3 years

I would like to announce my photo journal “Menghai Cur” which chronicles the roving dog gangs of Xishuangbanna. Publishers, my DMs are open

white2tea

@white2tea

3 years

oh to be a dog with a fish head

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

named teas Pussy and Lumber Slut specifically to avoid getting orders from these people. going to have double down on obnoxious tea names to ensure future orders do not occur

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

happy mid autumn festival to everyone, may your full moon night be filled with howling and mooncakes

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white2tea

@white2tea

3 years

new artisanal wood fired cat thrown teacups

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

starting all my posts with “this new two ingredient beverage will have your whole party talking!”

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white2tea

@white2tea

3 years

while difficult to define in specific terms a “good” tea should have you feeling like this by the sixth steep

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

not a surface to spare, the teas must know the sun. good morning from the tea mountains

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

shh everybody quiet the cultivars are kissing

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

they’re pinching your ass on dumpling twitter

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

your scallions are ready

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

mornin

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

who you got, 3 wholesale bags of dry morels or yellow and blue eyed cat?

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

me and the boys. top hats and gaiwans, countin shit

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white2tea

@white2tea

4 years

Menghai’s new Tea King Night Market

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

separating the broken bits from the buds, green tea making in Sichuan. dual purpose of cooling the tea down after the first shaqing step, before the tea is rolled by hand and heat dried. this is 2023 spring’s Cloud Mist Green

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white2tea

@white2tea

4 years

Thirsty for this WAP (well aged Puer)

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

third tier pretend craft beers in China have the best brands. desperately trying to make your beer european sounding and landing on Count Beer, the Germany Earl. reminds me of when tea companies use some font named Kung Fu on their label for a tea they named Jade Dragon

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

going to make a new line of discreet packaging where the box looks like a responsible purchase but inside it’s just 2 kg of black tea

jrrickard

@jrrickard

1 year

@white2tea Can’t wait for my partner to say “oh you ordered more tea” in a few weeks 😂

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

my man out here on a bench drinkin liquid cocaine

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

lot of people ask how white2tea defines gushu

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

you know where me and the boys stayin

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

we’ve been busy this spring in the tea mountains, about time we released some new teas and teaware

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white2tea

@white2tea

4 years

king shit

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

two of the many, many skilled hands involved in Puer tea production. farming, picking, processing, sorting, shipping, pressing, wrapping and more. it takes so many workers to make Puer tea happen, truly an incredible effort

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

like and subscribe for hot buns

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

and after a mere 20+ hours of driving, it’s hello Yiwu

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white2tea

@white2tea

8 months

get ready for every wrapper to look like this

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

this tea is 10 years old. shout out to whoevers hair this is i hope youre thrivin

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

good morning Hong Kong. drinking 2017 baimudan from our white tea sampler because I forgot my Pretty Girls in my other bag. actually worked out pretty well

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white2tea

@white2tea

3 years

well, it is December and I am somehow still in the tea mountains of Menghai, so at least you all ought to benefit with some special shou Puer process video. This is machine separation of a large scale Puer pile, steam rolling off the hot, fermenting tea in the cool mountain air

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

Black Friday is live on with free global shipping on orders over $29 with coupon “10yearbf”, free gifts with your order and new teas. Come celebrate our tenth anniversary with us

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white2tea

@white2tea

8 months

nobody with that much ginger could be evil

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white2tea

@white2tea

3 years

postal service has lost their will to drop kick

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white2tea

@white2tea

3 years

i will not amplify people I hate in the tea industry by replying to and highlighting their fuckery i will not amplify people I hate in the tea industry by replying to and highlighting their fuckery i will not amplify people I hate in the tea industry by replying to and highlighti

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white2tea

@white2tea

8 months

a lot of people get a red sports car for their midlife crisis. not me though. gimme that candy paint memento mori teapot

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

never catch him lackin

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white2tea

@white2tea

4 years

I didn’t have a plan to react to George Floyd’s murder online. I’m not one for corporate style lip service, but since I don’t have personal social media, this is the only platform I’ve got to express myself. Hopefully it will be taken as what it is; a sincere reaction.

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

don’t worry everyone i found the Sichuan green tea gushu

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

people will refer to “tea farmers” as a singular entity who own land and produce tea, but that’s often not the case. making Puer tea is a process that involves dozens of workers, including this person who is picking huangpian out of fresh maocha in Yiwu

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

what if we kissed on the gushu leaf

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

im setting a terrible example

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white2tea

@white2tea

3 years

there are people out there who are like “my tea club arrived! 🥰🥰” and it’s something we sent during April early in the Bush administration and they never complained to me even once these are the blessed teaclub members and they shall inherit the Earth

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

when the account with a million plus subscribers interviews a tea expert who incorrectly answers even basic Puer questions that any white2tea customer would know. fantastic!

Andy

@plainly_andy

2 years

oh god oh fuck they're coming for puerh now...

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white2tea

@white2tea

11 months

we like to point it out from time to time, there is no magical old tea farmer who makes your tea. it’s dozens of skilled workers; farmers, pickers and processors, pressers and wrappers. an incredible amount of work goes into a tea cake, like this traditional bamboo tong wrapping

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

the pickles are gonna hit when your friend delivers them in a plastic water bottle and says their auntie made em

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

this tea was born yesterday

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

this noodle shop has free Leninist propaganda to read while you eat

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white2tea

@white2tea

3 years

@BTH_Bill @willmenaker From beyond the knoll...BANG!

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

you talkin bout how the fresh prince slapped Chris Rock when you could be talkin bout how these fresh rock oolongs slap, prince

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white2tea

@white2tea

3 years

oh fuck oh no

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

posting hot buns for attention again

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white2tea

@white2tea

3 years

Always astonishing to me to see old heads insist that Puer “should” cost the same price it did years ago when they were living in a fully developed economic region and the farmers of Yunnan were impoverished. Touting cheap Bulang tea from an era when villages had no electricity

Old Cwyn

@CwynDeathbyTea

3 years

Complaints about the price of Puerh tea think nothing of the poverty in Yunnan when tea was so cheap. Really all the griping about 200 "American dollars" just enrages me.

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

if Twitter shuts down just know that we love you

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

Instagram thinks this cup is topless

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white2tea

@white2tea

3 years

I don’t think a tea company saying they have over 300 franchise store locations is the flex they think it is

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white2tea

@white2tea

4 years

If you’re just joining us, I am visiting a bunch of tea mountains that I rarely have time to visit during the spring when I am bogged down with making Puer tea in Yunnan. This is the Banyan area of Wuyi in Fujian

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white2tea

@white2tea

4 years

The kid eating noodles next to me is furiously telling his Mom that he does not want to go to elementary school next year because there are no toys there. Don’t give in kid. There are no toys and it’s a fucking scam

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

another day, another famed Sichuan tea house. Guanyin pavilion has a long and storied history, the dirt floors have soaked up a lot of tea spills. waiting patiently for fresh green teas and finished up our maojian no.2 from last spring in Guizhou

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

our May tea club exclusive 50g mini cake, pressed on the 20th, rested and dried a few days and ready to be wrapped. with the drought this year our timeline this spring was tight, but looks like it’ll all come together

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

the projected winner tonight is you

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

i think we made enough Blood Moon this time, or i hope we did

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

face reveal

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white2tea

@white2tea

3 years

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white2tea

@white2tea

1 year

new teas are up. a wild array. Puer, white, black, oolong, smoked, roasted, bamboo, heicha, fu bricks, you name it. all manner of wild experiments, years in the making blah blah blah. new teaware. why are you still reading this?

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white2tea

@white2tea

4 years

When you are hurriedly unwrapping a fresh tea cake you might have other things on your mind, but take one second to pause and think that there is a very skilled person somewhere here in Yunnan who moved their hands and wrapped that cake with astounding alacrity so you can open it

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

new python picked Puer coming soon. thicc gushu only

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

@LolOverruled

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

been drinking fresh tea for days so i deserve a little aged treat

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

factory HEY HEY!

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white2tea

@white2tea

3 years

Xishuangbanna is a good place

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white2tea

@white2tea

3 years

reminder: there are many skilled workers involved in your tea. This tea? Pickers, processors, fermenters, smokers, shipping, pressers, wrappers, more shipping. It’s not a one man show, it’s thirty people or more getting it done. Drink that next sip with a little extra gratitude

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

branded water specifically for brewing tea. this ain’t your grandma’s drinkin’ water

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

byo shou, pig buns on demand

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white2tea

@white2tea

3 years

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white2tea

@white2tea

3 years

this dish is called guojiang ersi, which translates to river crossing ersi (a very dense rice noodle) - so named because you move the noodles from the first bowl into the second bowl of spicy soup as if they are crossing a river

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white2tea

@white2tea

4 years

WAP cornbread

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

great question, these are dinner noodles. The main difference is that you are eating them at night

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white2tea

@white2tea

2 years

what if we kicked off with a little tenth anniversary limited small batch shou that’s marked down in snoozefest fashion, how would that sit with everybody? just spitballing, let us know if you have notes

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white2tea

@white2tea

3 years

“There we are chap, I put our best teas in storage for aging just as we agreed,” said Frog. “Hand them here, that I might sniff them a bit,” said Toad. “Now now, you’re not going to drink them, are you Toad? We both agre...” “Give me the fucking box,” interrupted Toad.

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white2tea

@white2tea

3 years

A lot of people feel squeamish about bugs, but finding certain insects on teas is a great thing. Especially since some of them drop dead at a the first whiff of pesticides. Finding thriving beetles in today’s tea picking is good news

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white2tea

@white2tea

4 years

Tip for evil grandparents: if you leave out a brightly colored dish of 2020 Tiltshift minis, your grandkids will be very excited for candy only to find bitter disappointment when they crunch into dry tea leaves. This will teach them an important life lesson and also be very funny