@widepeepoRanboo
@Shroombies
he said “shat” but i think the game has fried his brain to the extent that he doesn’t recognize it as the past tense of shit
@abednadirfan
idk if this was already said but the live action cat in the hat with mike myers that shit was not meant for children alec baldwin falling through a paper wall alone was enough to terrify me as a kid
by the way this person said the show removed all the “religious/philosophical stuff” the books had and it’s just gay vampire butt sex with no deeper meaning
and an interview with the vampire 'adaptation' that is the most offensive show i've ever seen and totally different from the source material. i don't know what is happening
does every character rob plays have gayness imbued into them. like seriously ian. mac. the guy from mindy kaling’s show. he wasn’t gay i don’t think but like wasn’t he. be for real.
@dacmennis
he blow on my megafish ti- *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* he mega o- *LOUDER INCORRECT BUZZER* he bl- *LOUDEST INCORRECT BUZZER YET* he megablow on my fish til i- *LARGE EXPLOSION*
every once in a while this video and the “how many times did i have sex with michael fassbender” clip remind me that james mcavoy gets a little gay with it sometimes and i dont know how i forget because every movie hes in hes gay as hell even if he has a wife
glenn howerton reading thirst tweets is so funny to me you know buzzfeed picked the least egregious out of all of them they might as well have just been saying “glenn howerton is an attractive man” when you compare them to the shit i’ve seen on my tl 😭😭
anderson cooper is literally about to die IN FLORIDA on internationally broadcast television this is insane let the poor man with children and a husband at home into the building the cameraman is in this is getting dire he lost his hat already 😭😭
let’s use our brains now friend! who in today’s world would want to watch a show about a slave owner in the 19th century with a pseudo-incestuous relationship with his adopted daughter that is in the body of a five year old!! also don’t even get me started on how they definitely
OH I’M ILL RIGHT BEFIRW IT CUTS TO THE CREDITS DENNIS’ HAND GOES UP IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO REST IT ON MAC’S BACK OHHHHHHH THIS IS SICKA ND TWISTED I NEED IT ON FLIXHQ RN TO SCREENSHOT IT !!!!
@translenfent
eric endorsing rpf and she/hering sam…. that old man needs to get off twitter NOW!!! also why is thrill of first love from the 2016 revival of falsettos playing in the background 😭😭😭
OH I’M ILL RIGHT BEFIRW IT CUTS TO THE CREDITS DENNIS’ HAND GOES UP IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO REST IT ON MAC’S BACK OHHHHHHH THIS IS SICKA ND TWISTED I NEED IT ON FLIXHQ RN TO SCREENSHOT IT !!!!
@iam4foot10
my mother has been doing the same since she stopped going to church. it took a while for me to realize that that, too, was indoctrination of a sort. i genuinely hope someday you find it in your heart to regard others on different life journeys than yours with more kindness.
@cupTWOst
/hj answer: stare them in the eyes and start barking loudly.
/srs answer: maybe ask an adult to accompany you in confronting them? that way it's less likely for the person to do something sketchy but you're still explaining to them you're uncomfortable with them filming you?
twitter user: a room full of sweaty tboys wrestling would smell terrible
me (who heard the phrase “sweaty tboys wrestling” and got so hard i became lightheaded): guh
dennis is so evil he’s a sick sick man full of evil and homosexuality and i hate him i hope dennis doesn’t get his mental health day and i hope the gay sex he has with mac is terrible
i love how based on the intro you can tell which monkee’s going to be singing lead in any given song. if there’s any hints of bluegrass or some kind of twang in the instrumental? it’s a mike song. jaunty little ditties, usually featuring harpsichords or an otherwise pop-y sound?
sexualizing that old man sexualizing that old man sexualizing that old man sexualizing that old man sexualizing that old man sexualizing that old man sexualizing that old man sexualizing that old man sexualizing that old man sexualizing that old man sexualizing that old man sexua
@PlentyOfFish
@InternetH0F
It's fun to orally invert it. Capture it betwixt my teeth and massage it with my tongue. For about two hours nightly. Yes, I'm single. Yes, I'm pretty much the perfect man.
what the fuck are you talking about? they’ve performed in and supported israel but you refuse to believe they’re zionists because they’ve made “anti war” songs. what the fuck.
@epymills
@simpingboisinc
@technosheesh
fun fact my 8th grade history teacher taught us this one song to memorize them all and i only remember that it ended with "and apollo died" I WAS HEARTBROKEN DUDE 💀💀💀
@joonpoop
EXACTLY like they each have a laundry list of felonies at least a mile long 12 pt arial font stop pretending they’re not evil just because they’re literally neurodivergent minors
@rangermonk1
With only one real musician among them, Mike Nesmith. They were a throw together band specifically for the show. The producers took them to the cleaners contractually, except Nesmith who knew what he was doing…