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@whatdansaw

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What's one tweet you can never forget?

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8am on Christmas Day

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We got nooooo coffee left

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@FOX59

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IMPD says a 16-year-old girl walking near 38th St and Post Rd was abducted by the man portrayed in this sketch. She says he sexually assaulted her in an older tan SUV. If you recognize him, call Crime Stoppers at 317-262-TIPS.

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Aitch reminds me of the lad at school who’d neck those 35p energy drinks at 8 in the morning and call all the girls ‘skets’

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if u say he’s not fit or u don’t like him ur lying to urself🥵

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AND IF A

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Pubs have been shut so long people have forgotten that spoons don’t play music

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Every single Wetherspoons at 10am on 21st June

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AND IF A

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Nibble the back of the sky remote

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Liam Gallagher performing to Anthony Joshua post-fight

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The fact people kept flashing during this girls epileptic seizure is sickening

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Aitch reminds me of the lad at school who’d neck those 35p energy drinks at 8 in the morning and call all the girls ‘skets’

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Southgate telling his grandkids about Kalvin Phillips

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To all the kids worried about missing school don’t worry, my dad skived for 4 years and now he’s on 2 grand a week mate. It’s fucking sick pay

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@whatdansaw

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Shame av got blinds 4/10

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@l0ttiemurray

5 years

curtains make any boy a 10/10

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The shot The cameraman

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@whatdansaw

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Will Griggs on fire

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@DanRather

4 years

Donald Trump is terrified.

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@whatdansaw

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*drinks stella*

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2 years

Just clicked to see why Gonçalo Ramos was trending

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@whatdansaw

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This is incredible

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Emily Hewertson 🇬🇧

@emilyhewertson

4 years

Something just feels so wrong that this is all going on whilst Prince Philip is ill in hospital.

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@whatdansaw

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McDonald’s coke is the best coke out there don’t @ me

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@iucipur

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McDonalds really got the best breakfast

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5 years

Anyone else never laughed at this?

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@Max_Hambidge

5 years

Canny believe I met the joker last night

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Aitch reminds me of the lad at school who’d neck those 35p energy drinks at 8 in the morning and call all the girls ‘skets’

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@whatdansaw

5 years

Just thinking about how U2 forced their album onto everybody’s iPhone and we couldn’t delete it. Marketing masterclass

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@whatdansaw

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Kate and Gerry McCann when they see they’ll be getting air time again

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@whatdansaw

1 year

Middle aged men when Arctic Monkeys play anything of the last 2 albums

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@whatdansaw

6 months

Liam Fray every time his bank balance is running low

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@NME

6 months

. @thecourteeners announce special Manchester playback of ‘St Jude’ with Liam Fray Q&A

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@whatdansaw

5 years

You’ll probably be ill

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@samfendermusic

5 years

Can't quite believe we are headlining the Radio 1 stage at @OfficialRandL 🤯

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4 years

My question is, WHERE DID THEY GO

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3 years

Noel Gallagher slagging off Prince Harry for dissing his family when he’s made a living out of a family feud

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@whatdansaw

4 years

Name me a more overrated artist than Gerry Cinnamon, you can’t

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Just finished The Grand Tour last ever ep

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What she sees during sex

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Not seen this in a while so bringing it back

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When your mate sends an accidental text but you’re busy listening to Hey Jude

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@_KieranSmith

5 years

Boy sent a photo to the work group chat the night rather than his new bird😂😂😂

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@whatdansaw

4 years

If you’ve ever been here don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine

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@Genius

5 years

what cover is undoubtedly better than the original version?

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@whatdansaw

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*closing apps and you flick the music”

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@whatdansaw

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Not a pube between em

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When someone opens up a tuna sandwich on the train

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That clip of Alex Turner screaming ‘LADIEEESSS’ really does live rent free in my head

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@whatdansaw

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There’s a reason why they’ve headlined

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Rylan has to be the luckiest man alive, the amount of airtime he has had from being an x-factor reject, got to take your hat off to him

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@whatdansaw

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“If we’re gonna do anything we might as well just fuck”

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@SOTSPodcast

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Reply with something you can say during a concert and sex

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@whatdansaw

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Probably when the Queen died

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@whatdansaw

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Never known a band need props to divert attention away from mediocre songs! Stone roses can play resurrection stood still for 10 minutes it still goes off because the quality is so much higher

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@xoleighanna

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Matty Healy in a cowboy hat, wearing a suit and dancing on a treadmill. I love The 1975

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@whatdansaw

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Listening to the Smiths and remembering Morrissey is an absolute wanker

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@dji_djins93

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Bomboclaat

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@whatdansaw

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Had this really rare Arctic Monkeys one. Never seen anyone else with it

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@ady_hanson

8 months

What poster was on your wall when you were a teenager? Alongside lyrics and photos cut out from the NME and Smash Hits etc 🤣

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@whatdansaw

3 years

Who calls a festival a ‘fezzy’ 🤒

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@wc0088

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Who goes to a fezzy an gets on a fairground ride are you ok in the head

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@whatdansaw

4 years

Just copped this rare Arctic Monkeys poster - anyone ever seen this before??

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@whatdansaw

4 months

When the Gallaghers are running low on cash

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@oasis

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‘Definitely Maybe’ - Deluxe 30th Anniversary Editions Featuring unheard Monnow Valley versions and Sawmills Studios outtakes. Available on deluxe 4LP, 2CD, coloured vinyl, cassette and digitally with new artwork and sleeve notes. Released 30th August. Pre-order now:

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Used to think chavs would start on me for my dinner money, turns out they’re busy making Tik Toks

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@whatdansaw

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When Amy Winehouse performed at Glastonbury 2008 she was in the midst of a losing battle with drugs, and this showed her at her very worst. Nobody wanted to help her, and it’s so unfortunate that we lost such a talented musician. She tried her hardest, but it wasn’t enough.

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When you unstrap your bra after a long day am I rite ladies😍😈

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Slowthai NME highlights 2020

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@whatdansaw

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You know what’s the worst part about this mug who’s stabbed people around the arndale, if nobody dies he will be back on the streets in 5 years or less. Even if someone dies it will be 10/15, broken systems failing us again

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@whatdansaw

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This lad had a ‘shag counter’ between him and the boys when they went Ibiza 2 years ago, but it’s embarrassing when girls make money by posting a few pics? Make it make sense

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@ThomasBrockie

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Actually embarrassing how many girls have an only fans account, proper grim, get some self respect

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@whatdansaw

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“Do the roar”

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Never known a band need so much autotune for live performances. Imagine Arctic Monkeys turning up and faking the whole thing with autotune. Biggest frauds currently in the world, can’t wait for there hiatus and everyone to forget who they are.

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@whatdansaw

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Find me a better live lounge than when Arctic Monkeys smashed ‘Hold On, We’re Going Home’ I’ll wait

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@whatdansaw

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This is the best Tik Tok of all time

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@whatdansaw

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TELL ME WHY, AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE, TELL ME WHY, AINT NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE, NOW NUMBER FIVE, I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY, I WANT IT THAT WAY

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Quote with lyrics you'd scream

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Alex Turner and Miles Kane when they decide TLSP 3 is gonna happen

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@whatdansaw

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For anyone who isn’t sure what a chav looks like, below find exhibit A

pushbike LD

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wtf have I just been sent, surely this is a joke

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@whatdansaw

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Not seen a headbut this strong since fiona laid one on Prince Charming at the Royal Ball

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@Joshua_Mbu

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Don’t mess with the 9-5 city dons man.

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@whatdansaw

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Isn’t this from that shite book we had to read in year 8 English??

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@billieeilish

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Watch the official video for “all the good girls go to hell” from Billie’s #1 album “WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO?”

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Imagine proposing and then finding out she’s a kangaroo

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@ShannonWiley

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SOOO I have some BIG NEWS that I've been keeping to myself for a while now, & I'm ready to spill my guts. This is my son proposing to his girlfriend last yr, & tomorrow morning these two are taking a trip to the hospital TO MAKE ME GRAMMY🤩🤩🤩 Tonight is my last nite as just Mom

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Grace? More like Disgrace am I right fellas

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Shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes

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@glodabarbie

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Sco pa tu manaa?

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Every now and then you get a stroke of luck that makes it all worth while Today, my 5 pack of cookies from Morrisons provided 6 cookies Celebrate the small wins

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@whatdansaw

5 years

Yeah he pretends to be ill all the time

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@abiiihayward

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sam fenders an actor??

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@whatdansaw

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I AM THE DRUM AND BASS FATHER, GULLY LIKE GAZA, DON’T WEAR GUCCI, DON’T WEAR PRADA, WHEN I HAVE SEX I LIKE TO PUSH IT IN HARDER, STRANGLE THE BITCH WITH HER IPHONE CHARGER

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@whatdansaw

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Can’t help but feel like people say they like bounty just to be cool and quirky when in reality, nobody likes bounty

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@spinn_band

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If you disagree then you’re wrong.

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@whatdansaw

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Fiat 500 when there tweet about being cheated on bangs

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@whatdansaw

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“Never heard a Blossoms song like that”

barber ☆

@lilbarberr

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@stonkin10 never heard a blossoms song like that

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@whatdansaw

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I disagree

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@RKELLAS

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AM: one of the best bands of our generation AM: consistently shit live

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Alex Turner screaming ‘LADIESSSS’ really does live rent free

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It’s nice not seeing Courteeners, Catfish or Liam Gallagher on the lineup

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@whatdansaw

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Bret Clement born 15th of bloody May 1989!

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@whatdansaw

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Kasabian are the most underrated band out there genuinely, they don’t have a bad song and have one of the best song writers in the world. Great charisma on stage also, to go with a rocking crowd. Love the boys

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@whatdansaw

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*sunday morning* Fiat 500 twitter: don’t say it, don’t say it “Never drinking again, just wish I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on sundays😍💔😈”

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@whatdansaw

1 year

Tame Impala here would honestly be an out of body experience

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@JoePompliano

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U2 opened the $2.3 billion Las Vegas Sphere last night and the visuals are incredible 🤯

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@whatdansaw

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I still don’t think you people understand that Mardy Bum @ Glastonbury 2013 is one of the best songs you’ll ever listen too. Beautiful, perfection, incredible, there aren’t enough words to describe this masterpiece

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@whatdansaw

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When AM next tour

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@whatdansaw

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Don’t we’re all cunts

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@pennyroyaIte4

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i’m SO tempted to start an only dans

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1975 headlined last year?

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“1975 are better than Arctic Monkeys”

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Happy Submarine is now back on Netflix day to all of you who celebrate

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Got my Pretty Green parka on first time in ages and someone just shouted “you’re not Noel Gallagher cunt”, pal you’ve got the wrong brother for starters

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@whatdansaw

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When Katie Hopkins gets coronavirus

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@whatdansaw

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I am in no way James Cordens biggest fan, but I have the upmost respect for him after this. This is how you use your platform!

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@whatdansaw

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Where on Earth is Jamie t

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@whatdansaw

4 years

And the hygiene rating is going to be 4 stars out of five

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@NME

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Arctic Monkeys’ Matt Helders is opening a café in Sheffield

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@whatdansaw

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Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

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@EverythinngI

5 years

Best Arctic Monkeys lyric? GO!

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@whatdansaw

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Let’s break this down shall we. Ariana Grande, the mediocre pop star who has fluked her way to stardom after a uninteresting role in two Nickelodeon shows, is more talented and influential than bands like Oasis, Stone Roses and AM who have literally engraved themselves in history

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@whatdansaw

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“It’s everyday bro with the Disney channel flow”

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@whatdansaw

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Can’t actually believe what I’ve just heard. Uni students giggling at the maccies number ‘69’ being shouted out. Fuck off and grow up and get a grip you melons

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@whatdansaw

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Alex Turner and Miles Kane preparing for the Miracle Aligner video

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