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TrekkieπŸ––, Papa, Plants, Agnostic, Red Sox ⚾️, Patriots🏈, Celtics πŸ€ #Progessive I'm with #BidenHarris #ProChoice #OverturnCitizensUnitd 🚫Lists! 🚫DM's

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3 years
@JoJoFromJerz Please read my t-shirt I made. I was asked to turn it inside-out!
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OK, cards on the table. I'm not a legal expert, so I can't tell you whether or not Kyle Rittenhouse broke the law. But I can tell you this. If he didn't break the law, we should change the law. -Stephen Colbert
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Normalcy in the White House!
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One of the best videos ever recorded.
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I was debating whether to get a kitten. The debate is over.
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Senator John Fetterman at Pride parade.
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3 years
Does anyone actually believe TFG made a 181 yard hole-in-one with a 5-iron?
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9 months
Your moment of Zen
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They're trying to add religion to government. Here's exactly how I feel.
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10 months
"Oops... I forgot the shoulder straps."
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8 months
They did it! In just 7 days, the GoFundMe set up to cover fines related to the orange traitor's New York civil fraud case, has raised just over $1M! So... super close to the $454M he'll need! Imagine sacrificing your hard earned money for a billionaire.
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6 months
The polio vaccine, and the MMR shot, which treats the highly infectious measles, mumps, and rubella viruses are a requirement parents must have proof of for their kids. Republicans in NH want be the 1st in the nation to end that requirement... The stupidity is mind boggling...
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8 months
I really don't know how to argue with conservatives because at the end of the day, I don't know how to explain to someone why they should care about other people. Like you were supposed to have learned that already, and I don't know how to get you there with your mindset.
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When the truth matters...
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2 years
Sean Hayes filling in for vacationing Jimmy Kimmel "The person with the biggest balls in the Republican party is Liz Cheney."
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9 months
Love angry Biden!
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Biden almost slips up and calls Trump a sick fuck. More angry Biden please!
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Stephen Colbert; (on the video of Josh Hawley running) "What was the value of showing Josh Hawley skedaddling?" Chris Hayes; "The value is the committee telling Josh Hawley to go 'f' himself."
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It can't be any more clear how these traitors just don't hide it anymore. When Russia invaded Ukraine, they lost any hope of friendship. Defending Ukraine is defending global democracy. Paul Gosar should move to Russia.
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@JamesFLoveIV I read the entire thread because you spelled out clearly a lot that people including myself don't understand. Thank you so much for sharing this. Retweeted to get the message out. Please follow back.
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1 year
Did you know that Biden has a hat to troll tfg that says "We Just Did"?
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9 months
@Angry_Staffer How many years until America overcomes the dumbing down, and becomes a country we can be proud of, and finally have nice things like education and healthcare for all?
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8 months
"We should kill them all" - US congressman Andy Ogles's comment on Gaza children. You know, like a good christian, β€œpro-life” politician would say.
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Race explained
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3 years
Christa McAuliffe was my 8th grade history teacher. She was also the best teacher I ever had. It was of no surprise when she won the 1st and only teacher in space award. Christa clearly deserved it. Today we remember Christa because of her wonderful achievement 36 years ago. 1/2
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1 year
Umm... Who wants to tell them?
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Chubb Insurance Company of Russia is part of the Chubb Group of insurance and reinsurance companies. The company that posted the traitor's bond for $80m. Is the traitor now indebted to Russia?
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7 months
They showed up to build the gallows at 6am. No one stopped them.
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9 months
Who is that dude fighting?
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2 years
@mindys4Biden I'm too nice a person. I would do the right thing for America and push them both in.
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7 months
I fully support the former president's daughter-in-law Lara Trump as a co-chair of The RNC. πŸ’―%
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11 months
Jennifer wins today's internet.
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10 months
Who fell for this? πŸ˜‚πŸŽ†πŸ§¨πŸŽ‰πŸ₯‚πŸŽŠπŸŽˆπŸŽ‰πŸͺ…πŸ₯³πŸͺ©πŸΎ
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Are you a Swiftie?
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1 year
Maybe he should've invested in NFT's. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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What's your secret to spaghetti sauce?
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Hey guys, look who's single! Don't all DM her at once!
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10 months
Shame on the drive-through worker who only cares about his own family!
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A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshippers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue. πŸ˜‚
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BOOM!
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1 year
Little man wasn't about to be denied again...
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From the Flat Grammar Society.
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Elephant returns child's shoe that fell into zoo enclosure.
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The average Joe Rogan fan: Joe Rogan: Hamburgers are good but I am trying to eat less pork. Guest: Hamburgers are made with beef. JR: Ham is from pork. It says ham in hamburger. Guest: It's beef. JR: That's not what I've heard. Jaimie look that up.... 1/2
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Can't impeach if there's no Speaker in House there Skippy! The world's burning and you losers keep adding kindling!
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It's sad that stupid people like Marj don't realize that they're stupid.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene relentlessly harasses and demeans a poor witness
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Never cut out in front of a cement truck because karma.
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Mass protest against Fascism in Germany. If Hitler could see this spectacle now, he'd be Fuhrerious...
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I couldn't agree more. Pete Buttigieg is so so smart, articulate, and humble. He ALWAYS speaks like the most brilliant person in the room. And I think someday he'll make a great President.
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I started to tear up when Pete Buttigieg was telling Stephen Colbert about how becoming a dad made him realize how dependent he is on everyone else. It was a very humble moment. I feel like Pete is the rare person who grows more humble as he gains more authority.
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Jackie Gleason and Bob Hope 1975. @RonDeSantis
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This is my cousins holiday table. Should I ask her "where does the food go?"
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Worker shortage. Trucker shortage. Fast food worker shortage. Waitress shortage. Anyone think 740,000 dead from Covid-19 might have something to do with it?
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Sorry Scotland. If we could keep him in a pen, we would.
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For those of you who don't know what an eclipse is.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, this wierdo is running for President. So I will ask... WTAF???????
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The gun lobby's interpretation of the Second Amendment is one of the greatest pieces of fraud, I repeat the word fraud, on the American people by special interest groups that I have ever seen in my lifetime. The real purpose of the Second Amendment was to ensure that 1/2
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They're saying if you don't like Jason Aldean, don't listen to him. Seems simple, right? Ok, then I say if you don't like certain books, instead of banning them, just don't read 'em. Seems simple to me!
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It really shouldn't take nearly this long to imprison a traitor.
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Melania shows up at Rosalynn Carter's funeral in a light gray overcoat. She don't care, do you? Also, Michelle Obama's look says it all.
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@SandMar125 "I'm smart" said no NRA member ever.
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In Kherson, the Armed Forces of Ukraine made an unusual gift to the invaders.
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Guy decides to sneak a smoke.....at a gas station.
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Trumps GoFundMe for $355,000,000 has raised $428,600 in 3 days. At that rate, it will only take 2,484 days, or 6.8 YEARS to raise the $355M. Oh, and they forgot to add the interest! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Washington β€” Democratic Rep. Abigail Spanberger of Virginia is calling for the House's chief administrative officer to prepare to withhold pay for members of Congress until the looming crisis over the debt ceiling is resolved... /1
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@PopularLiberal Get rid of the electoral college.
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Absofuckinglutly this was the best speech of Joe Biden's career! He spoke DIRECTLY to the Supreme Court too!
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Some pranks have consequences.
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The average cat’s reaction time is approximately 20-70 milliseconds, which is faster than the average snake’s reaction time of 44-70 milliseconds.
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I use 12oz. cream cheese, real butter, and some milk.
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I'm thankful to Mike Johnson releasing more footage of J6 and now the FAFO crowd is getting caught. And now Johnson stopped putting out new video? FBI captures three Jan. 6 fugitives at Florida ranch on the third anniversary of the Capitol attack
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Ted Cruz sold half a million dollars in Goldman Sachs stock last weekβ€”on the same day the company was releasing its quarterly earnings. Cruz’s wife is Managing Director of the firm. Seems legit.
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Rudy's lawyer: "Does this haircut make me look like a nazi?"
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Only 16 years after the JFK assassination, President Jimmy Carter rides sitting on top of the Presidential limousine to greet the crowds. He ran on the platform of being honest, open, and the people's president.
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Easy peasy folding a fitted sheet.
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No politics for 35 seconds.
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@piyushmittal And thanks to @tedcruz for boosting sales!
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I'm just so damn mad at Americans voting for fools/traitors. eg Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, when asked if Putin was responsible for Navalny’s death, responds with, β€œI really could care less.” Just how much hate does one have to have to respond like that?
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Biden's team is killing it on Lie (Truth) Social!
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1 year
From 2:28 am today:
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Remember in 2019, Trump tweeted a clear image of a rocket that had exploded on a launch site in Iran? It turned out it was a classified image taken by a classified reconnaissance spacecraft. Oh, and soon, if he wins the nomination, he'll have access to similar info again.
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Hey Maga nuts, the orange traitor wants you to be more faithful like his boyfriend in North Korea. πŸ˜‚
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I want this kitty.
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Christa McAuliffe was my 8th grade history teacher. She was also the best teacher I ever had. It was no surprise when she won the 1st and only teacher in space award. Christa clearly deserved it. Yesterday we celebrated Christa because of her wonderful achievement 36 years ago /1
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Former Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull: β€œWhen you see Trump with Putin, as I have on a few occasions, he’s like the 12-year-old boy that goes to high school and meets the captain of the football team. β€˜My hero!’ It’s really creepy.”
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Jamie: It's beef. Guest: It's beef. JR: OK, but can we really trust hamburger makers, and butchers, and grocery stores, when the word ham is in hamburger and ham means pork? JR Fans: this is why I like him. He is good at thinking!
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@7Veritas4 Fun Fact: Judge Timothy Kelly, who sentenced Proud Boy, Enrique Tarrio to 22 years, is a Trump appointee.
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Being a dumb-ass is a requirement for the GQP. Oklahoma's dumb-ass governor says he's keeping kids safe from a big red cartoon dog "sexualizing" our youngsters. GOP governor rejects funding for PBS because Clifford the dog β€œindoctrinates” kids
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I will set your car's clock for $75.
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Mrs. Boebert doesn't remember using Mr. or Mrs. for teachers. In fact, I don't think she remembers much education at all.
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Lauren Boebert
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Growing up, I don’t recall teachers announcing their marital status & pronouns to everyone. They’re there to educate. How is this still a complaint of the Left?
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I'm voting for this brilliant guy right here!
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Joe Biden
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They showed me the clip of Trump saying he wanted the economy to crash so he could gain politically. Says he doesn’t want to be Hoover. Here's the thing: He already is. He’s the first president since Hoover to lose jobs while in office. Some record.
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This strong courageous woman is losing 2 world titles because she's a strong courageous woman.
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2/2 β€œwhat if we got trans people.. hear me out.. to do ads for guns..?” -Michael Che
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@Washhanger I like his confused look.
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What does this even mean?
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Why does Fox "News" (an entertainment channel) get any space in the White House Briefing Room? Peter Doocy is only there to stir the pot.
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Titan submersible CEO proudly claims "You're remembered for the rules you break"
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