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@weirddhxney

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@theyadoreeelele His loved ones grieving and you decided to post this instead of just saying RIP? it’s weird.
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@layxsnv Lmao y’all getting mad at a puppy for being a puppy. Why the baby on the floor anyway??? Blame the parents.
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blake, the protagonist
4 years
@kalaxxyy_ @4TheCulture____ me begging god to make your life absolutely amazing from this point on. this lil clip really made my morning.
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2 years
I never thought I’d see the day this absolute party animal become a mother. I love this for Snooki 😭🥰
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The struggleeeeee of school mornings with 3 kids. 🥲
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3 years
@chris_notcapn good god almighty. the velocity in which these gluteus maximus is girating is quite enticing to my corneas.
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4 years
@_Sereo_ worrying about what other men do is pretty gay, ngl.
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3 years
@DesmundoConnor @ItsTheLazyChef Deadass. It’s weird. We should be happy for our brother and sister.
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blake, the protagonist
4 years
@lherealchieff You upsetting me and my ancestors.
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blake, the protagonist
2 months
@fckinplur That is so fucking funny lmaoooni love how mothers get into new things and just are like “this is me now and you’re apart of it too” 💀
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
@LavishLife243 @loveamariej @Stayconsistent4 Speak for yourself lmao bc she obviously could handle him. And a lot of black women have won fights against men. If you weak just say that.
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
@InfiniteUnique1 @avgeI The fact that she blatantly fetishized him and did not realize it. So tone dead wtf.
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3 years
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@weirddhxney
blake, the protagonist
3 years
@Kholofelokim Alcohol is a depressant! Anything you may be ignoring or trying to ignore will come up when you’re intoxicated. It also stimulates emotions, which means if you were sad but you ignored it to get through the day, once you drink, you’ll feel it.
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blake, the protagonist
1 year
@ganjafairyyy @Afrosuccubus It’s the fact she posted this screenshot with the caption “my kids make me uncomfortable.” Like YOU’RE uncomfortable? Bffr. 😒
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1 month
@yrnrgee00 @mymixtapez 16 a woman to you?
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
here’s me drunk with kittens
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
this is fatherless behavior if I’ve ever seen it. 😒
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
Apple juice and sprite. Yes I know about that tiktok. I can taste both separately. Here you go lmao
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blake, the protagonist
1 year
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@weirddhxney
blake, the protagonist
2 years
❤️‍🔥🥺❤️‍🔥
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
pov we grabbed a beer together.
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2 years
good morning ✨
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2 years
good morning ✨
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blake, the protagonist
3 years
@niggosa @hasani_hill @SK212_ looking back on this, I was tired and not thinking clearly lol
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blake, the protagonist
2 months
@d0llfacekk_ @niitoosaucyy “Idk tho” 💀💀💀
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blake, the protagonist
3 years
anyways look at my tongue split.
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
it’s big Blake, not the little one. 😈
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blake, the protagonist
3 years
idk if I told y’all this but I’m kinda bad sometimes.
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
my arms are on fucking fire.
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blake, the protagonist
3 years
excuse me lil daddy.
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
soul meets body.
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1 month
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
flashback to puff balls ✨
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blake, the protagonist
4 years
good morning.
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3 years
🥴
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2 years
this is a gold and tongue split account until I say so
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
Ahhhh my fronts came back 🥰 I feel like myself again.
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2 years
big cheese
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
Nah bc why I’m so cute? 😤
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blake, the protagonist
4 years
@sheezuschryst @jasmineakaashi Asking the real questions lmao I see you’re a woman of culture as well.
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blake, the protagonist
4 years
tell me I’m pretty.
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
it’s green moss 🥴
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blake, the protagonist
1 year
I’m at work more than I’m at home. Works sucks sometimes but educating people on safe piercing is amazing.
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
Valentine’s Day is self care day, if you’re single. And I got my nails, hair and lashes done with some shopping for some extra pizzazz. ✨
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
keep in mind they’re not supposed to be on my fucking counter 😒
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2 years
yeah
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blake, the protagonist
7 months
mornin
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
✨💦
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
last selfies of the year ✨
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
spell strike ✨
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blake, the protagonist
3 years
tl sleep?
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
that glow up kinda crazy.
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
pov you walked into get pierced and I told you you’re a minute late so we can’t help you. then I said “sike”.
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2 years
ara ara, nyaaaaaa ✨ catch me at work lookin super cute.
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blake, the protagonist
3 years
me as soon as the temp rises above 70 degrees.
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
I got drunk at a link up last week and they sent me this picture. It was my first time meeting this damn dog but me and her, we vibed lmao
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@chiefkashh If he a NICE MAN, then wtf would you use CRACKHEAD, which already has negative connotation?
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blake, the protagonist
2 years
i feel like Trick Daddy 😂
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2 years
Y’all are so embarrassing.
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