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Nairobi, Kenya
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Highschool kuna hii period prefects walikuwa wanaenda trip, shule inaachiwa peaky blinders💀😂💔
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Highschool ulikuwa unatoka funkie jioni unapata paper yako ya Chem ilishinda huko mbele siku mzima😂💔
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Utakuja graduation Ya PP2
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Highschool kulikuwa na ile mbogi hainanga notes....kazi ilikuwa kusoma textbooks 😂😂
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Saying "si ulinikataa" to a person you have zero interest in>>>>>>>>>
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Kujiaminia is very important vitu zingine utajulia mbele
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In Nairobi most weed smokers are ladies, kwanza utu tupole , turembo, tudogo twenye tunakaa tu innocent.
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Unastruggle na Computer science alafu ukienda home wanakuita fundi wa lapi😭
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Mkilala na dem usiku halafu akuekelee mguu. Amka it's time.😂
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Unabet games hadi za Israel...home town ya Yesu, lakini wembe ni ule ule🥲
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Indian Dj afro movies after 2hrs "Mtazamaji kumbuka hii yote ni hadithi alikua anahadithia... "
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Leo nimejiita kamkutano and let me tell you, sahii tuko maandamano😂😂
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Kunakuanga na kapeace fulani ukiwa umetulia peke yako not talking to anyone... umetulia tu.
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Unashangaa mbona life inakufavor hii design.... Kumbe kuna wasichana wanne mahali wanakuombea wakidhani we ni partner yao 😂
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Akikuuliza "where did you get my number" muambie I'll explain when we meet for coffee. Hii inanasa mpaka mkalee😂😅
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Unakaa chini unakumbuka school id itamaliza shule mbele yako.😂😂
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Umepiga vans zako freshi alafu mtu anasema umevaa rabas, kubabake.😂
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Pale highschool kukula chakula after mwalimu ashapinduka kuandika kwa blackboard was the real squid game💀😂
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Mwambie kuna kele huskii text zake
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Forex made me realize why women stay in Toxic relationships💔
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Nilikuwa nathani nikiwa na fifty mbili nitakuwa na two fifty lakini after kupiga hesabu vizuri nikaona one fifty plus one fifty ni mia tatu😂
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Nimeenda kununua gas nikapata mtungi imebaki ni ya pink. Heri nilale njaa kuliko nipike na gas ya pink
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Kenyans be calling their kids all english names but "Murphy" is where they draw the line😂😂
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Dame kukuwacha juu umesota ni favour anakufanyia
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Kama unaweza lala kwa Dem Hadi uote, unafaa kuwa in the military.😂😂
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That awkward moments when you expect me to hug you... then pap handshake ya kiyahudi😂💀
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Kama simu yako ikona ile warning ya free up some space you still have a long way to go😂💔
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Ati food for thought ikiongezewa avocado inakuwa ova thinking?🤔
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As a man ukigongewa dem you should take that secret to the grave with you.... wachana na mambo ya kuopen up
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Kiherehere ya kujua probability isifanye uipeleke kwa muhindi😂💀
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First i was born without my permission, now the Future is in my hands
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A mother and her first born daughter are the biggest gossipers in the world.
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Crushie huwa wa maana time huna number yake after kuipata ndio unajuanga ni fala fulani kienyeji😂💔
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Can we talk more on WhatsApp is always the death of that kavibe>>>>>
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Huku shags mnafukuza kuku na cuzo, inawapeleka kwa kichaka...ama acha tu😂😂
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Niko class ya hesabu na naona ni alphabets zinatumika. Tutatoboa kweli?😂🥲
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Rich people huku Nairobi wanakuona wanadhani wewe ni mwizi na sahizo ni wewe umemake it kwa kijiji yenu😂😂
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Avocado huendanisha na any meal. Unaeza ata kula kofi na avocado😂😂
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kubalance X na whatsapp huwa ngumu...unashtukia umeignore mpoa pale whatsapp for 3hrs... relationship inaisha tu hivyo
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I remember writing "Martin Ruth -Akinyi " in primary school when the teacher was dictating notes about Martin Luther King.😂😂😂
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Ile joto hukuwa Mombasa, unaweza skia harufu ya mishikaki kumbe ni matako yako inaungua😂
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Ukijipata unatumwa uendee jacket kwa gari, as a man, just go home na utafute pesa!
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Dame yako ameambiwa na lec my brother toa kofia😂💔
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Uzuri ya kudate mumama niety atakupea mpaka advice 😂😂
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Kiswahili sanifu nayo naeza ongea lakini hapo kwa kuita avocado 'parachichi' is where i draw the line
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Life has a funny way of putting you in a situation you once judged
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@omwambaKE Bora hio kitunguu isikuwe ya mrima
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Ukishazoeana na dame mrembo ata utashangaa ulikuwa unamuogopea nini, wanakuanga madwanzi ajab!😂😂
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Yule mtu alikuwa anafanya unabuy sms za 200 alienda wapi?
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Unaeza Rukia Hiyo Mattres Yako na Nguvu ama utavunjika mkono😂😂
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Men ukiamka sahii upate wewe ni dame utafanya nini kwanza?
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Unashangaa mbona wasichana Wakikuyu wanakupenda kumbe ni kichwa yako inakaa waru😂
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Campus couples wakiendea skuma ya ten na mayai moja wanashikana beggar kwa beggar
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Kukula oranges mingi ndio mwili ijue inachungwa
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It is the time to make sure your face is more familiar to bank tellers not bar attendants.
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Na ni nani alibeba damu akajua ni nzito kuliko maji🤔
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Mtu akiishi kwa wenyewe anaanikanga underwear wapi?🤔
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Vile umetulia apo mtu haezi jua ulikuwa unakosa kulala juu ya Afrocinema
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Mtu ashaakupiga bao kumi FIFA alafu akihata ingine anasema 'Fuck!😂💔
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Mko sure kiziwi akipewa mechi haezi skia vizuri?
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Eating pilau in peace alafu unauma mbao in the name of spices feels very illegal😑
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We're drinking tonight for all the kindergarten graduates 🍻
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Mwenye alidanganya wasichana wa MPESA ni accountants ndie amefanya NYS wathani wao ni jeshii😑
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Hii stage ya kudate comrade na kuishi naye inanipita hivo
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No matter how hard life gets they're certain people who shouldn't know you're struggling ✊
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Bedsitter unaoga ukipika na bado unawatch series 😂
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Nilithani hio simu ni ya homie kumbe xiaomi
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Hawa wasee hupenda kuenda mountain climbing, do they everest? 🤔🤔
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Nudes ni za watu wakona Iphone na Samsung hizo zako ni disturbing images😏
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Tafuta pesa ununue perfume full uwache kupimiwa na sindano kama chanjo
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Saa umeamua kutoa kakienyeji kako ndo kila mtu kwa ploti hukuwa anafua😂💔
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Weeh Mzee🇰🇪
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2 months
Ushago unaambia msee bei ya simu yako anasema ng'ombe mzima!😂😂
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Weeh Mzee🇰🇪
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2 months
Unanunua pillow 70 bob ukifungua ndani unapata ni nywele za kinyozi😂😂
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Weeh Mzee🇰🇪
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1 month
Kama Mtura huwa tamu hivo na iko pekee yake na ukiweza kula na avocado sasa 😂😂
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