Bought all my Christmas decorations to decorate my house for the first time and instead of getting sad that I’m single this time of year I went out and bought myself Taco Bell, wine and chocolates bc who better to treat me... than me 👸🏼🎅🏼
My dating profile says the way to win me over is Taco Bell & he matches me and says “come on that place is disgusting” and imma tell you right now that’s not how you win my heart that’s how you get deleted. This isn’t 2nd grade ok?
I just mowed my first lawn.. MY lawn too! I also used a weed eater and blower for the first time. my dad was also watching over me the whole time so I wouldn’t lose a finger. Or a toe. Homeowner yay!! ☀️
That’s very aggressive. I got a 4.0 in both high school & college actually. Quizzes/tests just aren’t easy for some ppl (like me) & assuming I’m stupid bc I can’t answer a question on the spot means you’re the one who needs more education sir.
@webgirlmorgan
if you are as stupid as you made yourself out to look this morning then perhaps more time in school would be better served. You cannot be that dumb “ how many inches in 3 yards”. 144 inches. Smh
I used to be so embarrassed when my parents dropped me off at birthday parties when I was younger. Now when I come home my dad is my Uber driver to the bars & it’s honestly the greatest.
actually living my best ever life right now. what is this. first professional sports game ever & this is what I get to do and see. 😭🙌🏼 thank you so much Amanda from
@redsox
&
@JessicaOnAirDj
for the hospitality!!
things I’ve learned in NYC:
- taxis scare me
- the subway is an epic invention
- I’m v small in the world
- little Italy is as good as it sounds
- NY is actually v v v v large
- 9/11 memorial will make you emotional
quarantine thoughts:
dogs have been the ones quarantined their whole lives and now I understand why my dog gets so excited when I say “let’s go bye bye.” I feel so awful. 😭😭
fun dinner with
@mrBobbyBones
!!
- lots of chatting 🗣
- no silence 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
- app-style food & it was awesome 🍛
- Bobby ate ice cream 🍨
- gained more wisdom 🤓
year 2019; an important year for me. not in terms of milestones or goals although those came to, but one I will always remember as the year I finally found my footing to be my most empowering, confident and soul-defining to date. The 8/2 in me is living out strong in this season.
the best glow up is your past exes & situationships that broke your heart coming to you years later wanting you back & you found so much of your own happiness that you can’t even be bothered. 👋🏼
I just found this sweet pup in the West Nashville area. She was running between streets and very scared. I have her with me and safe. She does not have a chip, but I would love to reunite her with her owners! Please reach out to me if you know this girl!
Responsible drunk Morgan is my favorite. Wake up in comfy clothes, makeup off, the house cleaned & laundry put away. Responsible drunk Morgan does not happen often but when she does... bless. 🙌🏼
last night a guy came up next to me at the bar with his buddies. Out of the corner of my eye I watched him remove his wedding band and put it in his pocket. Better yet, he tried to strike up a conversation with me immediately after. can’t make this stuff up.
it’s so awkward when the waitress tries to take away my last bite of food & I have to be like no sorry I’m the fatty that’s going to lick this $15 plate clean.
I don’t need a partner in my life just need someone who will be willing to yell “water” at me every 15 minutes so I can actually drink enough water every day.
Today we had to write poems for our significant others & let’s just say thank goodness I have a dog.
Here’s “It’s Been 4 Years...” for
#ValentinesDay
❤️
just read that dogs look at us when they 💩 bc they trust us to protect them at their most vulnerable & that’s also why they come in the bathroom with us to protect us as we do for them and omg we don’t deserve dogs 😭😭😭
anyone else try to eat all the food they have at their house before going back to the grocery store but then get sad you don’t have your favorites so you go back to the store anyways and then you still have the same boring food at the house a week later? just me? 😕