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Jack Beers

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Last month we witnessed the Monster Mash-Up Part 1. Here is Part 1 & 2 Put together in a 4-minute video.

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@screenrant The lack of imagination of these creators...

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@UpToTASK I saw no twerking here.

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@GMH_Healer Kyle has called Cartman a "fat-ass" since the pilot episode. Did you think they were gonna make the female Cartman thin?

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Here's your vocabulary word for the day

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Who remembers "Time's Arrow"?

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Noonian Soong had a son and the son is normal Brent Spiner.

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@davidmcgeoch9 Star Trek has always been progressive. There is a difference between being progressive and being woke. It's the difference between TNG's Outcast and Discovery's The Sanctuary.

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@david_mielcarek @ReddRaylee This is what he actually said.

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Another two weeks and not one pack sold.

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@_kirkas_ Yeah, someone is pulling your leg. San Diego just declared independence from New California and rejoined California.

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@Nerdrotics Wait, they got rid of Henry Cavill as Superman... but want to keep Ezra? The same Ezra who is in a lot of legal trouble at the moment and it's putting that Flash movie in jeopardy? That Ezra?

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STAR TREK IS BACK BABY!!! WHOOO!!! #TheOrville #TheOrvilleNewHorizons

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Seems like it's going pretty well! Congrats to Seth for making his own Star Trek with Blackjack and hookers! 🤣

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#TheOrvilleNewHorizons @SethMacFarlane #Hulu How it started How it's going

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@ThatNeilGuy That's not "woke". That's progressive. There is a difference.

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This doesn't look anything at all like Star Trek @Nickelodeon .

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Once again, @Nerdrotics blows away Wil Wheaton's Ready Room in views.

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"We've got to go back!"

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@_jobutupaki @MarkHamill He provided context and you still lecture him. If liking a tweet is heart stopping for you, I can't imagine your shock when you learn that he plays a murderous cartoon clown.

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They can't even do this right. Terrible call back.🙄

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EW is not happy.

Can 'Star Trek: Picard' recover from its bafflingly bad premiere?

The latest CBS All Access spinoff fails to launch.

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CNN just called Strange New Worlds a "reboot". @doomcock @BurnettRM @Nerdrotics

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This is what people expect from Star Trek now.

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R.I.P. Jean-Luc Picard's great speeches. Not only does he not have the voice for it anymore, but even if he did, the simplistic writing of Star Trek: Picard could never measure up to the superior writing of TNG.

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MTV has sucked ever since.

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Hey, we can make a meme out of this:

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The potato head of Palencia: defaced Spanish statue latest victim of botched restoration "Conservation professionals have questioned why Spain's heritage is continually handed over to those with no formal training."

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The people who created Star Trek vs the idiots who created Picard.

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@RobotShlomo @DisneyAPromos @mmdisney200 Looks like King Triton was quite busy juggling Mermaids when he was younger.

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@SkyeRoberts_ Your definition of "good" needs to be revised. It's not just about box office numbers.

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That's not a Starfleet regulation haircut.

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@Soxfan311 Why did you hide this:

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@carronJphillips The kid is a Native American. Take the L.

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My Batmobile collection is almost complete.

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"Hey McFly, you want some greens? I got the mad greens right here for $15, little man! Snoogans!"

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"Smoking is a bad habit. My species gave it up centuries ago when we finally got it into our heads it was killing us". -Tom Paris, 2371. Earth 2399:

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@mrodgers74 @MarkRuffalo Also, 99% of the people who use "woke" as a positive have no idea what it means.

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@COPicard2017 As a veteran, and part of #theresistance , I thank @COPicard2017 for organizing these things, like a true Captain! #VeteransResist

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@PunishedJake2 Sure, the immense heat wouldn't damage any internal organs in any way. 🙄

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@StarTrek

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@HamillHimself that's a butt

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Remember these promo images? CBS has been sending DMCA takedown notices because they claimed they're not done with the artwork yet. I think it's actually because these things are pretty memeable. @doomcock and @Nerdrotics were just talking about these promo pics last night.

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The production team and writers room for Star Trek Discovery are terrorizing cast and crew members. Actor from the Discovery episode "New Eden" claims working there was the "Worst experience". @Doomcock @Nerdrotics

Dark Matter Actor Andrew Moodie Claims The Star Trek: Discovery Production Team Is Terrorizing The...

Dark Matter and Orphan Black actor Andrew Moodie recently claimed that the Star Trek: Discovery production team is terrorizing the cast and crew.

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Star Trek was cultured Then JJ and Kurtzman came Star Trek is dumb now

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Oldie but goodie

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They're bringing back a classic here: SONAR IN SPACE! 🤣😂😂😅

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@screenrant None of this divisive marketing is gonna make me want to watch it.

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3 years

More memes for you

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Discovery season 4 audience score: 19% 😂🤣😅😆😂🤣😅😆😂🤣😅😆😂🤣

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@DouchebagKylo @michelleparadis YUP! 19% AUDIENCE SCORE 🤣

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This is so stupid. "Guinan" doesn't remember Picard even though they met in 1893 in Time's Arrow.

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New Trek doesn't care about death.

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How do you raise money for more NuTrek when nobody wants to pay for it? 1. Contract the Classic movies out to other streaming services. 2. Sell all your props from the first two seasons. Yep. NuTrek sure is a financial success.

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Burnham was raised on Vulcan as a Vulcan, even as a human, she should be able to better control herself, yet she has absolutely no control over her emotions. Someone that traumatized, should be medically discharged from Starfleet before their emotional outburst kills someone.

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@Fred_Delicious Weird, I saw Captain Marvel opening weekend and here I am seeing Joker opening weekend. My friend was an extra in Captain Marvel and it was still 'eh'.

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Modern looking bar code in the back of this bottle of wine. What grocery store did the Troi-Rikers get this from? Ralph's of Nepenthe?

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@NinjaJournalist Too many ads/too many clicks. If you want to see Ryan now, just google it. There. Saved you 100 clicks. Still gorgeous.

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More fake firsts for STD. Let me introduce you to Sylvia La Forge:

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@Entertainerin12 @literaturedevil @HOTSHOTN7 @AngryJoeShow @EricDJuly I mean, I suck at math too, but... What?

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I think history will look back on Michael Burnham as one of the worst characters in Trek history. Didn't enjoy how she mutinied her way into the captaincy. SMG was directed to bring something different to the role of Captain & I really wish we didn't take that journey. #STD

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STD brought back Spock but he was broken until Michael Burnham came to him and showed him how to be Spock. TLJ brought back Luke but he was broken until Rey Palpatine came to him and showed him how to be Luke. This is the pattern of suck.

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Good morning

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I agree with Michelle Hurd saying that if we want to see change, we as an audience have to let the studios know what we want. Except when we do let them know, they just call us names and double down on garbage.

One impossible thing at a time

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Wanna know why your favourite show gets cancelled after a season or two? Or why stories are rushed through in only 10 episodes?⁦ @ItsMichelleHurd ⁩ explains all. #SagAftraStrike #MichelleHurd #SagAftra Video Credit ⁦ @Templeofgeek ⁩

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My rebuttal to that treksphere article will be out soon. In the meantime share this meme!

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Why hasn't Hulu or Disney renewed the Orville?

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Home Alone is more realistic than Star Trek Discovery.

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"Hi, we're CBS! Allow us to present to you our latest masterpiece: Star Trek Picard." @doomcock @StdSucks

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Fact: STD was a failure.

Star Trek: Discovery was anything but “successful” during its run

Star Trek: Discovery launched in 2017 and despite what some in the media are trying to do with the show's legacy, it was never

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Great job @STDSucks !

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Remember when they marketed the hell out of that dog? He was in the first half of one episode and you never saw him again. #FakeTrek

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This should have made me tear up. I feel nothing.

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Fond memories. #StarTrek #StarTrekPicard

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@Nerdrotics What the fuck?

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@ReviewsPossum They do that here in San Diego just before Comic Con. They sweep the homeless to just outside of Downtown. The problem is that they still have nowhere to go and just meander back in after the event is over. It's only temporary.

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I need some more toilet paper. Which brand should I buy?

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@karinchu @bekrtu @HNHughson @nytimes He doesn't.

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Screenrant is usually shit, but this is dead on!

Star Trek: Discovery -10 Major Flaws Of The Show That Fans Chose To Ignore

Star Trek: Discovery has revitalized the TV world of Star Trek, but what aspects of the show don't really make any sense?

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I'm gonna be gushy for a second and thank everybody who follows me. How many of you are Orville fans like me?

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Either that, or fans are tired of getting burned by NuTrek.

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@CaptainsLog2017 Proud Navy vet. Took an oath to defend the Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic.

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@joshrobertnay @CollinRugg That's no excuse. If he's that jumpy, he should have never been on the force in the first place. I imagine if he had killed the unarmed guy cuffed in his unit, the DA would have made some sort of similar excuse and let him off without charges.

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@berman_rick @Stelzi79 Come back!

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The comments are just gifs of people yawning. 😂🤣😂🤣

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The fifth and final season of #StarTrekDiscovery premieres in April 2024. #CCXP23

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Congrats to @Nerdrotics ! More people are now viewing his Picard reviews more than Wil Wheaton's Ready Room.

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"There's a difference between debate and toxicity." Except they don't know how to debate. Their version of debating is "There was this one time when they turned Deanna Troi into a cake, so it's ok for nu-Trek to feature cursing and Klingon titties."

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And then came Lamarr to prove NASA wrong. 🤣 @jleefilm

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There is literally an episode of TNG called "Where No One Has Gone Before" where the Enterprise leaves the galaxy, stupids! They went to M-33 for fuck sakes! TOS did an episode called "By Any Other Name" where aliens steal the Enterprise and leave the galaxy. *Throws phone at TV*

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@retneysholocron Funny. I can still buy them right now.

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NuTrek fans: "Star Trek is all about inclusion." Also NuTrek fans: "Your kind is no longer welcomed in this franchise."

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Universally hated, brought in dick for subscribers, made Paramount+ no money and canceled prematurely. Huge success. 😂

Star Trek: Discovery Is Looked At As "A Huge Success" Says Roddenberry Exec

Discovery's ending is bittersweet.

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Star Trek has officially become a parody of itself.

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Even their Borg look stupid.

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@R2D2NCC1701 @fasc1nate Some of their older logos

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@esteman19 @DDayCobra @AngryJoeShow @EricDJuly You also have to build them up. He did mention that as well. If they're already OP from the start and we see no character development, it feels lazy.

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Jack Beers

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Garbage! Get your garbage here!