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1 year

@karlimarulli It’s for people in the Midwest

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1 year

Been eating different variations of this same meal for like two weeks

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3 years

As a man why do you know about cafe forgot

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4 years

school and careers are relics of the past

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5 years

I’m sorry but my fit is fire today and yes it’s vintage yves st. Laurent

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4 years

@poetrymagazine Hire a black editor

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2 years

I just got this lamp, sorry!!

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4 years

I love spring break!! Will bake a whole chicken later too

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4 years

Monday night

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4 years

“Love is giving something you don't have to someone who doesn't want it.”― Jacques Lacan

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4 years

Going on a date tomorrow with someone who has been on the joe rogan experience 3 times

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2 years

Post therapy vibe report post therapy vibe report

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4 years

The alpha move is to be utterly kind :-)

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4 years

RESPECTFULLY declined an invitation to a sex party hosted by J*dy Blume’s son

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2 years

I smoked the weed

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4 years

I wake up to this little dude sitting on my neck every morning ❤️

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4 years

Mumblecore jil sander ad for Halloween

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4 years

Please look at my beautiful son, Basket who sits on the toilet with me when I pee, makes small motor machine like sounds, likes to knead my head when I sleep

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4 years

I got a daisy tv dress please lord allow me to thirst trap

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4 years

Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity -Weil

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4 years

Basket says hi

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5 years

Someone tried to fight me last night because I hooked up with their boyfriend in 2014

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5 years

In solidarity with every woman who’s in a weird mood tonight/this week

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4 years

Good morning to straight cis men only ❤️

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4 years

I’m deeply disturbed after having seen two posts of babies looking into mirrors, why would you document their personal moment of realizing the unattainable objet petit a

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3 years

still getting used to wfh

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1 year

@stubborn10000 She’s perfect

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2 years

No one has noticed the haircut I got a week ago (I cut three inches off) it’s chill haha

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4 years

Basket is out of control

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2 years

My tired work selfie

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5 years

Wearing a nightgown in public so that people know that I’m mentally ill

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4 years

Some girls get bangs after a break up but I get an African grey parrot who only knows how to say the word “gulag”

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4 years

Basket and I love a snow day

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1 year

Girly jasmine tea and strawberry mocha donut after walking the bk bridge while listening to This Jungian Life :3 🎀🩷

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2 years

It’s my 30th birthday, here’s to hoping I make better choices

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5 years

The only warren supporter we encountered in the field was a #girlboss who thought we were delivering her amazon prime groceries

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3 years

It’s the one year anniversary of my ex breaking up with me in front of our friends during a bbq because when he forgot my sisters name and threw a fit I told him to “stop being a baby” he lost it lol he posted this story after we broke up

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1 year

Want to feel old? Go to the Glossier flagship store in Soho

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5 years

Beautiful day to be out here in Houston for @BernieSanders

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4 years

The most embarrassing thing to do is post and yet we cannot stop ❤️

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4 years

Cocaine dealer

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4 years

I can’t believe they still make 22 year olds

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3 years

Fractured my molar eating my favorite food: popcorn. I had to get the broken tooth out today and now I have a bone graft. Once they put in my new tooth (in 6-8 months) I’ll resume eating my favorite food like normal.

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6 months

Got my eyebrows done by Megan Fox’s eyebrow lady and it fixed all of my problems!

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3 years

I’m sorry I own this cat

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3 years

Love when men just click around on their computers...what are you doing over there dummy...reading a baffler article now are we 😝❤️

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2 years

Therapist said that I’m “addicted to hope”

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2 years

I’ve had the worst, most uncreative year of my life. But it’s also been so revelatory too, in the sense that I’m deeply moved by the people who showed up for me. I have so much sadness, I hate to say I do—but also so much gratitude too. What a stupid life, it’s blessed

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2 years

If the Hailey Bieber smoothie isn’t on the menu you can kindly ask for it and they’ll make it for you

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2 years

I’m very straight but support alternative lifestyles #loveislove

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4 years

I had a vial of my ex’s cum in my bag and it spilled all over my toiletries

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2 years

I wish I had a chubby guy in my life who just praised the hell out of me all the time

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5 years

Hung out with the nonfiction mfa folks for the first time last night and I’m sad to announce that they are all just writing memoirs about themselves as if anyone cares about what 26 year old in an mfa program has seen

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4 years

I'm watching the world cup who's gonna win

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4 years

I working on my computer

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5 years

I hope my future wife sees this tweet

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2 years

Staying over at a guy’s apt is so dehumanizing, look at the size of this comb that I’m supposed to use for all of the hairs on my head

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5 years

scene report; bach cello suites playing in the background

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5 years

Getting drunk with mfa fiction ppl and I hate them

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5 years

Would be nice to have a socialism right about now...

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3 years

Asked bartender if she could make me a tequila soda with casa amigos and she was like “they’re homophobic you shouldn’t support them :)” and I was just so fed up and responded like “…can you make the drink?”

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4 years

All you have to lose are your chains

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3 years

The stock seems to be either a man child bpd artist “eccentric” or natural wine man child idiot creative director

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2 years

Music makes me lose control

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4 years

64 days until I graduate with a stupid mfa in poem from poem university

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4 years

Dressing for the life I want (trad shut in who thinks about syntax of little words on napkins all day)

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4 years

Should this adult woman eat a little shrooms today

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4 years

Look for the Seattle autonomous zone within yourself

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4 years

never dating a wasp again

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Adam was a serial gaslighter and eve was a girl boss with bpd

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4 years

Chloe Sevigny, grimes and ally Marzella gave birth on the same day. Coincidence? I think not...

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5 years

#mediumattractivewomenforbernie

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3 years

tune out/dissociate when people talk about LA, like math or polyamory it’s so deeply uninteresting to hear about

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4 years

I do not see it, I simply choose to not see it

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4 years

a couple years ago on Valentine's day I took the same flight as Agnes Varda from Berlin to Paris after she had released her last film at the Berlinale. In the airport I told her I loved her films and that they were really formative for me and she looked unamused.

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4 years

Ghislaine and news about China chalet happening at the same time...not a coincidence

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5 years

I get emails every single day

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3 years

Getting to know someone new is so embarrassing and dehumanizing, “so do you like movies?”

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4 years

One fucked up thing about dating someone is the optics of it it’s like saying “please picture us having sex, we have sex regularly please picture it”, I find this to be very inappropriate and troubling

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3 years

Started calling Basket, bisquick and biznatch

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5 years

The sun is out, it’s a good day to delete tinder and never get on it again in my life

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4 years

Angering men when I tell them that loving ones job is a sham, a product of cognitive capitalism ding ding you’ve been tricked bitch

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4 years

A sea of about 40 1st graders just yelled in unison ITS SNOWING ITS SNOWING :,)

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4 years

Heard a little boy ask his father “is this a hawk??” While point to a pigeon and his father replied “yes. It’s a hawk”

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3 years

8 million New Yorkers learned a new word today: Squall

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3 years

We should have brought winking back, truly a lost opportunity to do so during the height of the pandemic

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4 years

Dude who the fuck is Anne Tifa, does she have an onlyfans

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4 years

“The sea is not less beautiful in our eyes because we know that sometimes ships are wrecked by it.”- Simone Weil

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3 years

day 5 of no cigarettes =]

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4 years

Jealous of all these couples that just eat and chill in sweatpants so cozy and don’t have to worry about art, moral quandaries, leftist podcasts, a culture in decline

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5 years

art students trying to have online classes

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3 years

Ravenously eating this sushi grade block of raw salmon with both my hands like a seal would if they could do that with their hands

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3 years

My man next to me is waiting for his date and he ordered her a drink and he’s been waiting a while now and they brought the bread and a salad he ordered and he’s not touching it like the polite prince he is, he keeps gazing at their text thread longingly

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2 years

Went to an “inclusive” “queer” rave this weekend & almost didn’t get let in bc when the doorman asked me why I was there I said “huh? The music? To see Rrose?” & he called me disrespectful…I guess they’re not inclusive towards disrespectful ppl…

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Met a child who’s full name is Endless Rower and his sister is called Pond

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