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Yes thank you niggas.
Oh this is the public service announcement to all my niggas. I just I want to let my niggas know;
A Guide to Enjoying Watafelon.
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Yes this concludes the PSA. Thank you niggas.
Oh this is the public service announcement to all my niggas. I just I want to let my niggas know;
A Guide to Enjoying Watafelon.
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Yes this concludes the PSA. Thank you niggas.
Oh no, I have obtained the very evil number of niggas. Yes please help me to obtain at least one more nigga so I can remove this curse. Thank you my niggas.
Yes today was the lovely day. Master showed me one of his ultimate secret techniques. The wata-me-ta-me-ha. It is the very powerful technique indeed. Thank you my niggas.
I noticed that my follow ratio had decreased today. It seems some of my favorite niggas have unfollowed me. This is very sad and unfortunate. Am I not a good nigga, my niggas?
Yes, Master has advised me that in my training I should try to combine his secret techniques for maximum effect. So I decided to take the lovely stroll to a local restaurant for the lunch. Thank you my niggas.
@ShitpostRock
Oh I think that you have somehow forgotten the most important one,
@TwinkleWrldOrdr
. I have fixed it for you my nigga. Thank you nigga. You are welcome nigga.
It seems that Twitter has ruled that my account is involved in spam or some other form of platform manipulation... This may effect my ability to reach my niggas. This is very unfortunate. Thank you my niggas.
@mkubell
@watamelon23
Yes this is very true. It is truly a sight to behold; an entire platoon of mighty melon warriors, mounted atop great watamelephants, equipped with long pikes, marching off to war. Yes truly a sight to behold. Even the earth itself trembles. Thank you my nigga.
Yes the night is good. Today was a lovely day. The master showed me his most famous size altering technique today. I must train very hard to perfect all the secret techniques master bestows to me. Thank you niggas.
It seems that Twitter has ruled that my account is involved in spam or some other form of platform manipulation... This may effect my ability to reach my niggas. This is very unfortunate. Thank you my niggas.
Oh the master has finally shown me the secret technique to change my form. I will train very hard to become proficient in this lovely technique. Yes new arc, new pfp. Yes thank you niggas.
Oh perhaps I stayed up a bit too late watching the Girl Und the Panzer. Yes it seems I have overslept just a little. Oh but the afternoon is good. Thank you niggas.
Oh this is very unfortunate. Yes after the very tasty meal we went to the tool shed to retrieve the grass mower and it seems some niggas must have broken in and arranged our tools in some sort of strange sigil. Perhaps they have performed some sort of ritual. Thank you niggas.
Watafelon story arc chronologies:
>Watafelon (Season one)
>Way of the Melon Training Arc
>Biblically Accurate Angel Arc (filler)
>Secret Technique Training OAV /
>The Insomnia Mystery Case OAV
(Dual Release)^^
>COMING SOON August 16th ⚠️
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Oh this is very unfortunate indeed. Yes I am very the perturbed. It seems either the streaming client or my lovely internet service provider is having the technical difficulty. Meaning there will be no viewing pleasure tonight. I am not thankful my niggas.
Oh master I have returned from the heaven, now I am the ready to continue the training and learn the secret techniques. Arigato gozaimasu
@watamelon23
-sama. Yes thank you my nigga.
Oh it seems many serpents have moved against me recently challenging my faith and the word of God. I am sealed by the the holy Spirit and filled with his grace. His blessings are bountiful he has even granted me this temporary form to vanquish principalities. Thank you my niggas
Oh this is very unfortunate. Yes we had wanted to have the lovely lunch of fried chicken and the watamelon. Yes but it seems the grocer was out of the chicken. We had to settle for the BBQ pork. Thank you my niggas.
Oh it seems very large thunderstorms have formed in my area. Hopefully these will cool things off and not simply cause the humidity and heat to rise further. Thank you my niggas.
Yes today was very lovely. Master and I ascended the mountain again to Tanenashi-sama's home in order to prepare for the ceremony tomorrow where I will receive my new blade. This time I did not have to carry him on my back the entire way. It was the lovely time. Thank you niggas.
Yes the day is good for it is the Lord's day. May his blessings be bountiful, poured out upon the faithful. Seek his heart. Hear his word. Thank you niggas.
Oh I was walking through a store today and passed the seasonal section. Yes it has come to my attention that it is almost the season for the doots. Master please do us the honor and commence the doots. Yes thank you my niggas.
Yes following up on a lead from our Chinese nigga this evening, we discovered the suspicious man meeting with a very auspicious character indeed. Just as we had suspected this goes much higher than it initially had appeared. Thank you my niggas.
Yes the morning is good. We ate a very tasty breakfast at sunrise and after short preparation we immediately under took the ceremony. It was truly an honor for Tanenashi-sama to present me one of the finest blades in the melon kingdom as my very own. Arigato gozaimasu my niggas.
Oh yes the night is good. Also Master showed me his ultimate secret sword technique today. It was the very busy day, but it was the lovely day indeed. So we will make the lazy post. Yes please enjoy this lovely image instead of the picture related. Thank you my niggas.