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Tishoz 🇰🇪🇿🇦🇹🇿

@wamatisho

4 months

Travel Diaries

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Tishoz 🇰🇪🇿🇦🇹🇿

@wamatisho

3 years

@TruAnneGeorgena Me going to check on my girl at the slightest moan

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4 months

"Wapi number yake tumsalimie?" has been finishing me all day 🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

Lupita giving the,"Buda...mi siwezi ambiwa hivyo" look is quite hilarious😂😂😂

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2 years

Rest Easy🕊️

XXL Magazine

@XXL

2 years

What rappers back is this and what song did they carry?

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Tishoz 🇰🇪🇿🇦🇹🇿

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3 months

Yaani tutawacha kutumia VPN from kesho juu tutakuwa hizo places in person🙏🏾

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3 years

@youloverts When y'all finally link up and catch a break from serial killer documentaries

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4 months

Me writing all my homies names on the Visitors’ Book tomorrow

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11 months

"Mom unaweza nitolea ile ID yangu kesho?Kuna kitu nataka kuapply"

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2 years

40-year-old me playing "Police and Robber"

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2 months

Tuko like August 40th

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2 years

Kumbe wazazi wanakuwanga na point wakisema,"Weka news,Kenya inaweza kuwa inachomeka na tumekaa hapa tu"

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1 year

Usiku after umewithdraw pesa zote WorldCoin

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3 years

Double Kiswahili after Lunch...

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@wamatisho

2 years

When Bien sang,"Ni katikati ya January" ilikuwa siku kama leo

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3 years

@TheQualeCall Hitler riding with Mussolini in Rome circa 1940

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2 months

The babe’s mom having Nightmares of Muhavi

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@wamatisho

1 year

"Sasa juu hujui Devonshire White Paper,itabidi nikule solo"

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@wamatisho

4 years

Hii Nairobi ni kama tuko tu watu wawili hatuna YouTube Channel

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Tishoz 🇰🇪🇿🇦🇹🇿

@wamatisho

1 month

Halafu aanze kufanya ile “nkum nkum nkum”akireset antenna kwa masikio😍🫠🫠🫠

lema🇫🇷

@KylieMooresvil

1 month

Nothing is beautiful like a woman apo asubuhii with unwashed face direct from bed

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2 months

Muhavi buying time with "landlady oyster ville"😭

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@wamatisho

3 years

Going to CBD requires at least a week of mental preparations😭

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@wamatisho

10 months

Dysfunctional families kabla wageni wafike😂

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@wamatisho

3 years

Kikuyu household lazima uwe ready kula anything 😭 Githeri malenge, ndizi waru na matumbo, kamande cabbage,mchele njeri,mukimo ya njahi😭😂 The list is endless

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@wamatisho

5 years

Men at wedding tables when the women go for the Mugithi train

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5 years

Bomboclaat

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@wamatisho

1 month

Again,credits to Nonini please

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@wamatisho

5 years

@shankaronney Ka we ni manzi wa Nairobi amka uanze kukatika🎶🎶

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3 years

@youloverts When they text,"WE OUTSIDE" and now you have to act like you didn't plan the whole escape

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@wamatisho

4 years

Before The City Girls...

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Tishoz 🇰🇪🇿🇦🇹🇿

@wamatisho

2 months

Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪

@salimishmael_

2 months

One thing I'll never shy away from is spending on my girl. Just send me the bill wacha mambo mingi

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Tishoz 🇰🇪🇿🇦🇹🇿

@wamatisho

3 months

Aliibiwa simu

Tishoz 🇰🇪🇿🇦🇹🇿

@wamatisho

5 months

This babe I was talking to ametuma pic akishika the biggest bouquet I've ever seen that I didn't buy😭

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4 years

Ukijaribu kushout Happy New Year mkiwa mmefungiwa kwa bar

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@wamatisho

4 years

"Aaah...Hii swali haiwezi kam kwa exam" Hiyo swali:

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@wamatisho

5 months

Sending the,"Si ulinikataa" to the babe you actually want🤣

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Tishoz 🇰🇪🇿🇦🇹🇿

@wamatisho

4 years

Forget Sarit,have you tried Imenti House? Unaweza tafuta hiyo stall hadi ulie

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@wamatisho

1 year

Flirting with old women born in '97,'98,'99 & 2000>>>

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Tishoz 🇰🇪🇿🇦🇹🇿

@wamatisho

11 months

Watu wanadhani umetulia kumbe unachizi tu polepole

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@wamatisho

3 months

"Huyu tulipatana...eeehhh...hii place inaitwaje??"

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@NOTNYAMBURA

3 months

I like to play a fun game where I send you pictures of girls that follow you and you tell me how you know them. 🤭

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@wamatisho

3 years

@TruAnneGeorgena Getting kicked out of the parlour for interrupting the session for the 20th time...

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@wamatisho

7 months

Midterm imeisha😂

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Tishoz 🇰🇪🇿🇦🇹🇿

@wamatisho

4 years

Last year this period salamu zilikuwa "Unaenda Konshens?" "Umebuy ticket?" And it was wonderful

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4 years

"Paulinah Paulinah Paulinah hebu cheza kwa maringo tukuonee..."

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@wamatisho

5 years

Njoro...Njoro

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@wizkidayo

5 years

New me

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@wamatisho

3 years

Simon:Babe send me money…My enemies are after me Kenyan babe:Woiye…Hope this will make your day better 🥺 *60 photos 10 videos*

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3 years

God adding a dash of poor eyesight to fine people...

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2 months

"I have njust come from Pangani Ngaos and they have told me to say iii" Happy Sunday😂

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3 years

"Mom nataka pesa ya..." "Enda uniletee kibeti yangu"

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2 years

Petite Nairobi women on their way to develop your character

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3 years

Adulting is funny You fail to meet on that one day in March that y'all are free, the next time you "can try" to even meet again is next year August😂

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Tishoz 🇰🇪🇿🇦🇹🇿

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7 months

First Born ukisema unawacha kazi uende kuimba unaingizwa Chiromo

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3 years

Girls be pretty then boom...driving school drop outs😭

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11 months

Next year nataka tu ninyamaze kama Chris Kaiga

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11 months

"Leta 1500 nikurudishie ID" "Nimebaki tu na 800" "Basi thao"

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8 months

Money bouquet Iko na mshahara yako ya mwaka

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5 months

“Unazima na nimenunua Martell???”

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@wamatisho

1 year

Eh💀

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2 years

Nonini said it first

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@wamatisho

5 years

@shankaronney Ka we ni manzi wa Nairobi amka uanze kukatika🎶🎶

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Friday haifiki😭

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@wamatisho

5 years

If you meet my future wife pale Konshens please mpeleke pole pole Anakuwanga na shida ya mgongo Thanks

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2 years

I think my biggest problem is that I'm an Okay/Ni sawa person Even when aggrieved

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3 years

@Jamz84_ Hawkeye and Captain America evacuating me at 11 pm cause Ultron has arrived earlier than anticipated

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3 months

Hivi exact😂

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3 months

Kuonea mtu 18 humaanisha nini?

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4 years

Msichochwe guys Kuna women ukifumble you never recover

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2 years

Poetic...

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@wamatisho

9 months

Scenes huko KO Distillers😂

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23 days

"Kugongewa" "Kugongeana" "Mayai" Aaai🤦🏿‍♂️

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4 years

Me and the bag this year

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1 year

Ombachi akipata wamevunja Airfryer next time

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3 years

Ukiwa umefika kejani Ronga ukumbuke uliwacha mtoto Dejavu Night Care😂

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1 year

"Uko na Type C ya Iphone?"

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3 years

Oxygen>>>>

yamibolo

@yamibolow

3 years

Embassy>>> dunhill

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This babe I was talking to ametuma pic akishika the biggest bouquet I've ever seen that I didn't buy😭

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1 year

"Wawili iende"=Only Four Passengers in the mat

Ollie Mutai: LAS at Chemi Chemi

@Burgermoyoo

1 year

What’s Nairobi math?

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3 years

*Sneezes and Coughs a bit* My brain:

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2 years

End of Year parties huwa na mambo Sahi ndio wanadiscover vile the office introvert ni guzzler

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1 year

"Did you feed the children?" "Who shot the Dj?"

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1 year

LANDLORD🇰🇪

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1 year

Wadau huwa mnahandle aje depression?🥲

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Mister

@muchirrii

1 year

Huwa mnarudishia mwili shukrani aje?

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2 years

"Nipee ama niscream" Haikuwa jokes??

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@wamatisho

3 years

Networking requires me to be social???

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@wamatisho

2 years

Kuna mtu ashafunga chapter yake ya birthday this year Eh...Waah

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3 years

Her:Unafanya? Me:Nimechill tu *Incoming Phone Call*

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@B3laze

3 years

When a girl likes you, you better pray she is working or has a hobby.

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5 years

Ati Hot Girl Summer na kwenu ni Limuru 😂😂💀💀

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@wamatisho

1 year

Looking great dia but do you know Otto Von Bismarck?💀

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@wamatisho

4 years

A good day to remind you all that Kisham sham kinyam kitam shamra sham Kisham sham always ends in kelele na nderemo

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@wamatisho

3 years

Airbnb rules:"No parties...No Smoking..." Us:

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@wamatisho

4 years

When you enter the club with your friends and you see another group of your friends

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@wamatisho

2 years

Vile Mwendas na Number 7 hutengeneza cocktails

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@wamatisho

4 years

Me:"Mom niulizee...nilizaliwa saa ngapi???It's URGENT"

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@wamatisho

3 years

Idk how we can emphasize this but men, please tujifunze kuopen up bana

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@wamatisho

2 years

Wewe unaweza ongea hata?🤔

カサンドラ 😊❤️

@tickets6474

2 years

@_lemonadepapi Difference yako na miwa ni sugar levels

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1 year

Sigh...

insh🦋

@inshtigration

1 year

Drop your “me and who “ pictures

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3 years

𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧

@Reggaewailer

3 years

Mnatoanga aje hasira

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@wamatisho

1 year

The Joker escaping Mathare on the Bat mobile after Batman paid a visit

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@Limorio_

1 year

Imagine if superheroes were in Kenya.

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@wamatisho

3 years

Snapchat need to up their music game or disband it altogether😒

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@wamatisho

2 years

Nimeketi side hakuna jua kwa mat Here's to small wins🥂

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@wamatisho

2 years

Kumbe,"Hata kiss na hug sipati" haikuwa jokes

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@wamatisho

3 years

"Hata sijali...Go do you"

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@wamatisho

8 months

Hii ikiwa Chelsea mnatoka kama mmekasirika

igiriwM@ 🇰🇪

@Mwirigi

8 months

Eish!!!

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6 months

Kiwi Gang kesho huko Tao🤣

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@wamatisho

3 years

Oh that small titty, sizeable bunda combo>>>>>>🤤

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@wamatisho

1 year

???

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@IamHumbaba

1 year

Larry is enjoying is work💯

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