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Washed Dad 😎

@waltwood__

4 years

Y’all close friends be confusing af, like who not allowed to see you grilling chicken 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Washed Dad 😎

@waltwood__

4 years

$600 don’t pay my car note is not a flex...it’s actually stupidity on your dumb ass part but carry on 😂

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@waltwood__

5 years

Never “refriend” a person that tried to destroy your character

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@waltwood__

5 years

@TamaraJanelle @NotSin4Vik Rent was $0.75 back in granny day tho 🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂😂

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@waltwood__

4 years

The stimulus only $600 cause yall done stole all the damn money ! 😂😂🤷🏾‍♂️

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@waltwood__

4 years

She toxic if she think sucking dick fun

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@waltwood__

3 years

I want 50 ponderosa wings from 1995…IYKYK 😋

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@waltwood__

5 years

Every dude done ate some pussy and didn’t fuck...

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@waltwood__

3 years

I been depressed as fuck…laughing and thuggin thru it all tho

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@waltwood__

2 years

@_NaRissaj @prettygirl_t0ri 👀

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@waltwood__

5 years

@NotGorillaMamaa

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@waltwood__

3 months

Yall ruining the dating scene with this poly seeking shit 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

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@waltwood__

4 years

@SistaHealing When I wanna see breast it wasn’t no damn chicken 😂

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@waltwood__

5 years

Until he prove he only wants you, text us other niggas back TF 😒😭

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@waltwood__

3 years

Hate when a girl text me “Wassup”…nothing Ms. Nigga

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@waltwood__

3 years

Y’all remember jeepers? Discovery zone?

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@waltwood__

2 years

My bm really my best friend…🤝🏽😎

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@waltwood__

3 years

I’m 3 different people on Facebook, IG, and Twitter 🤷🏾‍♂️✌🏾😭😂😂

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Washed Dad 😎

@waltwood__

8 months

I rather pay yo student loans off I aint a Birkin getter

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@waltwood__

9 months

Mine too iykyk

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@waltwood__

4 years

If you eat hard tacos....SERIAL KILLER

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Washed Dad 😎

@waltwood__

4 years

Y’all don’t like women, y’all like pussy...the problem is y’all ain’t had enough to start liking women yet

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@waltwood__

2 years

That Crew by Goldlink Brent Shy and Guwop forever classic

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@waltwood__

3 years

I wanna be in a relationship, but every mufuckin day!? 🥴

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@waltwood__

10 months

@_KayyKrueger Nah Tyler Perry gotta chill

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@waltwood__

2 years

Y’all can stop with the “I don’t even pay attention to gas prices” cap…I’m sick of it

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@waltwood__

5 years

@itsKneekaa

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@waltwood__

5 months

@Jazzmanian_

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@waltwood__

2 years

Ask a woman what she likes do most, I bet she tell you “ go home and lay down “ 😂😂😂

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@waltwood__

4 years

“Baby you must be a Chevy cause you Ma-Libu 😫🥰🤧” 😂😂😂 this raw

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@waltwood__

2 years

If you had PPP and you fumbled it don’t get mad at me for joking bout it 🤷🏾‍♂️😭😂😂

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@waltwood__

2 years

ITS MY 36TH BDAY MOOD: 🥳🥳🥳🕺🏾🕺🏾

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@waltwood__

4 years

Yes

Mook♏️✨💕

@JustMookiiee

4 years

Ok weed smokers, do you smoke before or after you eat ??

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@waltwood__

1 year

I’m goin back to finish school and get my degree man…

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@waltwood__

4 years

Y’all lied...Sam sylks good af, better than sharks fasho

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@waltwood__

2 years

@_NaRissaj ♈️

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@waltwood__

2 years

This and that Wayne Wonder ‘No Letting Go’ had shit in a chokehold back then 😅

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@waltwood__

4 years

I’m both 😬🤣

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@waltwood__

3 years

Where the tall fine girls at? 5’7 to 5’10 preferably 👀

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@waltwood__

10 months

The way I just flicked this lighter to smoke this blunt you think lil Wayne was bout to start rapping 😂

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@waltwood__

3 years

I ain’t never had a dumb bitch for a girlfriend, I’m always the dumb bitch in my relationships 🥲😂

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@waltwood__

1 year

Apple slices and peanut butter always a hit

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@waltwood__

6 years

@GorillaMama2U Loan me some money then lol

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@waltwood__

3 years

“i WaS sLeEp” like the greatest lie ever told 😂

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@waltwood__

3 years

Euclid just far af on the other side of town for no reason 😭😂

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@waltwood__

1 month

@chill_or_kill

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@waltwood__

1 year

Y’all too grown to still be wishing to be fucked on a balcony…tired of seein that stat 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@waltwood__

2 years

Is it just me or is everybody sleepy af today?

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@waltwood__

3 years

Can’t believe it’s mf’s out here really saying “I don’t drink water” “I don’t like water” “water nasty” shows me exactly who tf to stay away from 🥴🤢🤮

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@waltwood__

4 years

I can’t get that where the money reside shit out my head 😂

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Washed Dad 😎

@waltwood__

8 months

Being a girl gotta be easy, say yall hungry niggas go crazy in yall dm saying “whats yo cashapp”

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Washed Dad 😎

@waltwood__

3 years

Biden this Biden that, why y’all be having so much faith in the presidents?

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Washed Dad 😎

@waltwood__

2 years

Why do y’all let social media fuck with yall confidence? I mean really…over some likes and follows? 😂…I’m that nigga with all 7 of my likes 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

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@waltwood__

3 years

If they had a bbw hooters I ain’t gon lie I’d be up in that bitch 👀😂😂

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@waltwood__

5 years

So this tucking the stomach into leggings shit real?

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@waltwood__

3 years

This is thee most savage dating era ever…

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@waltwood__

3 years

@1briaannaaaaaaa @PrettyInBri Wait you can’t fuck more than one person when you’re single? 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

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@waltwood__

1 year

This experience I’m having off shrooms a helluva ride…totally just happy as fuck too lol

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@waltwood__

4 years

Y’all pictures don’t even be cute 🥴, y’all just know everybody 🤭🤭😭😭😂🤷🏾‍♂️

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@waltwood__

3 years

Ok so these Gemini and Aquarius women I just can’t avoid 🙂🥰

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@waltwood__

4 months

@WhyYallHatingFa 216

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9 months

I take so much pride in being an active father

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@waltwood__

4 years

Ay I’m tired of seeing B. Simone in my timeline

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3 years

4:44

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@waltwood__

2 years

I wanna go on dates outta town and shit

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@waltwood__

2 years

Closure ain’t nothing but some I fuck with you still but I can’t fuck with you

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@waltwood__

5 years

I’m a mean ass nice person honestly

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9 months

I ain’t do shit this year but survive

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@waltwood__

2 years

They said niggas who lie and cheat be going bald early 😭😂😂😂

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@waltwood__

4 years

Y’all ever linked with somebody, and y’all was together all the time after that first link....dangerous vibe

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@waltwood__

4 months

I love a 🔥 r&b playlist

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@waltwood__

3 years

She deserve more…gotta give her just that 💪🏾💯

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@waltwood__

5 years

This Halloween I’m dressing as a cucumber 🥒

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@waltwood__

2 years

I choose me, I’m sorry

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@waltwood__

1 year

The route a lil longer when you out here living honest

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@waltwood__

2 years

New crib coming soon, be just me my son and our dog like it supposed to be with a hoop in da yard

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@waltwood__

4 years

Lightskin females don’t do nothing but smile and lie....

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@waltwood__

5 years

If her name end in the uh sound prepare for uh headache

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@waltwood__

7 months

Euclid a far ass 29 minute drive…imma say it every time I gotta come out here

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@waltwood__

1 year

As a single woman, why y’all be keeping y’all phone in DND 👀🧐

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@waltwood__

7 months

Need these 😮‍💨😋

CHICO REDD.

@missschico

7 months

Strawberry Crunch Ice Cream Bites 😩🍓

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@waltwood__

3 years

Crazy part about being an over thinker is…you’ll be right the whole time

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@waltwood__

2 years

This has been a good birthday and I ain’t even did shit but get a haircut and cried cause my dad called me to say happy birthday…IYKYK

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@waltwood__

9 months

Def me 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

Ricky 🇩🇴

@PicassoMadeSty

9 months

Me after I pay for that Pedicure😋

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@waltwood__

5 years

@itsKneekaa A haircut, and a facial $60 easy...lol the extra $20 for my pockets

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@waltwood__

2 years

Man I a die behind anybody fuckin with my son…dead ass

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@waltwood__

2 years

I hope they find that other twin baby…so much wrong in this current amber alert situation

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@waltwood__

4 years

Ashanti still fine and corny like back in the day 😭😂

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@waltwood__

4 years

The most toxic woman is them ones who be burning sage and shit

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@waltwood__

3 years

This woman got a whole one gold tooth in her mouth trying to make a move on me....gon head on pootie tang sister 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

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@waltwood__

3 years

Fresh off work with it

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@waltwood__

3 years

MySpace was a great time before all this other social media shit, BlackPlanet too

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@waltwood__

4 months

Your goals don’t give a fuck about excuses

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@waltwood__

3 years

Jhene really got 🔥 music to smoke to

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@waltwood__

3 years

Them summer days at the lake smoking dolo are coming 😎

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@waltwood__

6 months

I see why my momma use to be mad asf after work

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@waltwood__

6 months

I be eating trail mix, they say that’s too grown 😂😂😂

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@waltwood__

3 years

One good girl is worth 1,000 bitches

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@waltwood__

2 years

You like chubby niggas or imma be a fat bitch when you mad 🤔

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@waltwood__

2 years

My momma 60 today! 🥳🥲

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