Ayanda’s girlfriend invited us to his Suprise Party and amagents didn’t know they have to shout ‘Suprise’ when he walks in. I heard someone shout ‘Ya Kleva’.
How long do you wait before you introduce your girlfriend to your child? For arguments sake let’s say you’ve been dating for 3 years and the child is 6 weeks old.
People came to the party cause you know kasi things are open invitation. Every new guest kept telling Ayanda ‘Suprise njayam’ and he’d respond ‘Sisonke ntwana’.
I was the last one in my family to find out my recently divorced cousin Themba is getting married again cause apparently I tell Twitter everything that happens at home.
My friends and I really grew up thinking a R20K salary gets you a brand new Benz, a house in a upper-middle class suburb and private schooling for your kids SMH
No problem with giving my girlfriend comfort and spoiling her when I can but the whole notion of inheriting a daughter (who refuses to take any responsibility of her lifestyle) is a script I’m not here for.