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@wainoee

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I don’t even know who the hell I am ?? MIMI NI NANI?? Ni YeyeeEeE!!! gl hf ❄️

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined December 2012
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@wainoee
Morning Glory πŸ†
2 months
God forgives, I don’t. #RutoMustGo
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LIANA❀️CK
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Forgive Osama Otero or post yourself?
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Esther Passaris Karen Nyamu Gloria Orwoba Kimani Kuria John Kiarie Oscar Sudi Ndindi Nyoro Betty Maina Johnston Sakaja Alice Nganga YOU’RE NEXT !
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As a Gen Z if you’re not protesting physically or online in the name of β€œmy parents wouldn’t approve” FUCK YOU 😭😭 Mmepigana nao countless times to go out, drink, smoke and go for summertides but fighting for a reasonable future for everyone is where you draw the line???? BFFR
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I am begging everyone that falls in the Millennial and Gen Z bracket to PLEASE READ THE 2024 FINANCIAL BILL πŸ˜” wanapanga kutumaliza guys GAI
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3 months
Just in case anyone is losing sight of what is happening or getting tired & bored please remember that US members of Congress were in Parliament when the reading of that fuckass finance bill was happening. NCHI YETU IMEUZWA. Continue being ANGRY!!! 🫡🏽🫡🏽🫡🏽 #RejectFinanceBill2024
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2 months
Me tomorrow in a lab coat outside Afya House with the medical interns #OccupyMOH #RutoMustGo
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2 months
POV: you’re a Kenyan that went for maandamano #RutoMustGo
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Timmy&Jimmy
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me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult
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1 month
Amkeni !!! The warmer the blanket the colder the future #NaneNaneMarch
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4 years
Exam ni open book lakini ni kama pia kitabu haijasomea exam 😭😭😭😭
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11 months
Naisha. This thread😭😭 passed down and all Ls
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@wainoee
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3 years
Ndovu Ni Kuu has no business slapping the way it does honestly. Unaweka jam kidogo unapata mzinga kwa meza 😭
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@wainoee
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3 years
Hey guys. I’m sure most of you have seen Daniel around Quickmart Lavington or in kileleshwa asking for a painting job. Ifyou have a house that needs painting or if you know someone who does that would be helpful. His next employer is definitely on your TL. please RT. Thanks
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1 month
GUYS KUJENI TOWN AKI WE NEED NUMBERS PLEASE THEY ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THAT RIGHT NOW #RutoMustGo #NaneNaneMarch
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3 years
This man moaned and ended it with β€œ jaba limpueza to the universe ”
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5 months
Lover girls are going extinct.. only G Unit soldiers these days
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πŸ‘°β€β™€οΈπŸ’•SABI GIRL πŸ“βœ¨
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Slow sex hunikasirisha sana
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@wainoee
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I hate working in an office with significantly older people than me rn omg. Budget ya snacks inatumiwa kununa majani ya chai, uji na boiled maize gai. Hata sukari haiko kwa kabati. Hata maziwa. FREE ME 😭😭
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THEY ARE SHOOTING AT US ON KENYATTA AVENUE NEAR LUNCHBOX #NaneNaneMarch
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1 month
Wametukujia hapa medics for Kenya #RutoMustGo #NaneNaneMarch
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5 years
Some of you niggas don't even have decent looking friends to bring around girls but you have mad standards for the friends you want us girls to bring around you. Shit. Nyamaza.
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@wainoee
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3 months
We will not glorify rape or justify it because of a national crisis. This is not only completely unnecessary and unacceptable but also so distasteful! Focus on the enemy that is bad governance! Be ashamed and Do better 🫡🏽 smh #RejectFinanceBill2024
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9 months
Madem wa Earth Girl Aesthetic saa hii wanafikiria ile thrifting wanaenda kufanya kwa wardrobe ya shosh😭😭😭
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Morning Glory πŸ†
3 years
If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy taken. Happiness comes from drugs not relationships
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Morning Glory πŸ†
4 years
People who eat runny eggs are psychopaths. Just crack the egg and drink it from the shell then 😭 no difference
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4 years
This boy sent a picture of his nipple then said "next, your turn" πŸ’€πŸ’€
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@wainoee
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4 years
Pineapple BELONGS ON PIZZA.
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4 years
Niggas get the same haircut everytime and act like they have sth new to offer
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When the ick clocks in omgπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it’s really and truly over. You literally have no redeeming qualities in my eyes from that point forward
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@nellieafc
J.N Β©
3 years
Hakuna facecard ya us taita women?
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Morning Glory πŸ†
4 years
Helloooooo Examinations are HARD α΄΅'ᡐ ᡍᡒⁱⁿᡍ α΅—α΅’ ᡇᡉ ᡃ α΅–Κ³α΅’Λ’α΅—αΆ¦α΅—α΅˜α΅—α΅‰
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4 years
There's nothing I'm waiting for like that @kahushtheartist x @chris_kaiga
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Morning Glory πŸ†
2 months
THIS PART. Literally they’re YOUR friend or known to you. Make it known that they’re missing. As a stranger I won’t know unless you tell me fr
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Guys if your friend is missing just post him or her bila story za big wig small wig. This is a serious matter I swear everyone will amplify
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3 years
If someone gives you a drink with ice in it and the ice isn’t floating it’s probably best not to drink it because it might be drugged. RT and save a person from a horrible experience ( note: there are other ways to tell if your drink is spiked)
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5 years
It's starting to scare me how some of you men literally cannot be friends with a girl... Just to be friends. Disgusting
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@wainoee
Morning Glory πŸ†
3 years
Whoever tf invented coleslaw deserves some head right now
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6 months
Are you luhya bc saying β€œwalitoa” when PartyNextDoor ni mtu mmoja is crazy😭😭😭
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@wainoee
Morning Glory πŸ†
4 years
If someone has a sponsor how is it any of your business? focus on your own bag
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4 years
Putting his pre-cum on my lips like lipgloss >>>>>
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4 years
My dad is an actual disappointment. It breaks my heart. I am actually crying right now
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3 years
Update your media πŸ’‹
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Morning Glory πŸ†
5 years
Hey guys. Be mindful though. Mnapush sasa with all these comments . Remember the people you're making fun of some of them have had insecurities and low self esteem... Msiwarudishe that dark place please.
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Morning Glory πŸ†
4 years
Mtu alivalishwa condom akaachwa kwa parking lmao
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4 years
Kissing girls >>>>>>
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4 years
lmaooooo guys howwwwww can the nigga my pal was fucking moan his boy's name when he was cummingπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
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@wainoee
Morning Glory πŸ†
3 months
Use the Kiambaa Church, River Yala bodies, Githurai Massacre and 2007/2008 post election violence as your motivation to march today !!! As well as everyone who has died for this cause and throughout the years because of bad governance #RutoMustGo #RejectFinanceBill2024
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Morning Glory πŸ†
3 years
Who will free Kenyans from the shackles of Gilbey's ?
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Morning Glory πŸ†
4 years
Aaaah I see the Spirit of Mumbi haunts the French as well πŸ’€
@Uncle_Benz_
Mr Benz
4 years
Hier j’ai fais un couscous au riz 😍πŸ₯΅
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Morning Glory πŸ†
4 years
Someone send me 157k 😭 niko stressed
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@OkiogaTerry
α΄›Κœα΄‡ α΄„α΄ΚŸα΄… α΄‘α΄€α΄›α΄‡Κ€α΄α΄‡ΚŸα΄Ι΄ πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‰
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There’s just something about a woman with pretty eyes bro πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄
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@_Marsha_k Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 😊
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4 years
My prayer is that I move out.
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1 month
Nataka nikandwe na nipinduliwe kama chapati kisha nichanganywe na kusongwa jinsi ugali inavyopikwa
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5 years
This boy really asked me for a care package consisting of Konyagi and Njugu πŸ’€
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Ati I'm crying at an event then my boy decides to catch a whine while he's holding my hand and I'm STILL CRYING πŸ’€
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4 years
βœ¨πŸ•―οΈManifesting a stable job while still in school in 2021 βœ¨πŸ•―οΈ
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3 years
Bwakire buya
@Its_Roddie
Ε˜Γ΅Γ°Γ°Γ―Δ™
3 years
A kisii face card never declinesπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘€
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Morning Glory πŸ†
2 years
In kamiti maximum. Kwani ulihepa?
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@wainoee Where are my chapo cabbage people?πŸ˜…
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Morning Glory πŸ†
4 years
Friends who plug you with business opportunities>>>>>>>>>
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4 years
Wanting to invite people to a party but realizing everyone you know is so different and they don’t hang out together πŸ₯Ί stress
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2 years
Anyway mwenye alipiga baba Velvet dm me. Pia wangu nataka ashike laini. RT please nimpate
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4 years
Are we both bad texters or we're just lying to each other? πŸ˜‚
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Morning Glory πŸ†
3 years
Tuesday 8am
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3 years
They called out my name πŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ“πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ“πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ“πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ“πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ“πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ“
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I really want to give my mom the joy of seeing me have kids but the problem is WHOSE VAGINA IS GOING TO FACILITATE
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4 years
"Do you know who my dad is? " Cops outside S2 :
@yao_frndez
SOLO πŸŒ‘πŸ₯€
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Bomboclaat
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I just went to my former primary school and the guard asked me if I’m a parent πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²
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3 years
Ndio maana mnanuka hivyo kwa Airbnb
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Morning Glory πŸ†
3 years
Yeah, that’s accurate
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Jaelmemo
3 years
A kalenjin facecard never declines😍!.
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4 years
Lmao the sad reality is you're alcoholics and sex addicts and you'd risk your lives and your family's for small small enjoyment that's why you're mad at the president not opening out they way you want.
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Morning Glory πŸ†
5 months
Never forget
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@carltonkitheka1
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If there was a Twitter hall of fame which tweet would you want inducted ?
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3 months
Any influencer that decides to be tone deaf we will deal with you tomorrow
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Morning Glory πŸ†
4 years
OraQuick HIV self test kit are available for 150sh. Know your status pls.
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2 months
Not again😭😭😭
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@kenyansaram
BaSingSlay 🦁
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@Mwihakiwanganga shidako ni gani
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3 years
Kwakya
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4 years
STOP STEALING LIPGLOSSES ON A NIGHT OUT. JUST TELL ME YOU WANT IT AND I'LL GIVE YOU AMA I'LL BUY FOR YOU .. Fkn cheap asses
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2 years
Manifesting marriage so I can finally have sex 😭😭
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4 years
SMALL TITTIES MATTER. πŸ₯Ί SMALL TITTIES MATTER. πŸ₯Ί SMALL TITTIES MATTER. πŸ₯Ί SMALL TITTIES MATTER. πŸ₯Ί
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I’ve rejected this finance bill so much I almost rejected my assignments and group work as well😭😭😭 RUTO WHAT IS IT??? Haven’t you done enough? #RejectFinanceBill2024
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The only thread I can participate in of late 😭 Hi
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@Marsha__K
Girl Hiker
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Girls with glasses, mko?
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@_CrazyNairobian
Billy The GOAT
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Luhya girls wekeni picha za face card tayari, hapo 9 something we are shaking this Twitter with unprovoked beauty 😎
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3 years
????
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Guys πŸ˜”πŸ˜” we need to Finya in all directions!!! Not just kwa ground Kama unaeza enda these organizations and make them listen that will also help PLEASE if you’re not protesting go talk to officials and all that shit #RutoMustGo
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By the end of this year I'll be truly happy 😭 from my mouth to God's ears ✨
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3 years
If I ever say I’m vegan/vegetarian just know I’m lying bc there’s no way I’d be giving up his meat
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4 years
Nah tell me how I refused to link with this boy then now he's saying ati "I'm going to get tested for corona tomorrow so we can smash cause I know that's what you're scared of"
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4 years
"Haha" to "ah ah" has to be the greatest transition ever
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2 years
Being out of your bed in this weather is just sad. Not me though. Y’all be safe☺️
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3 years
Always pray for your person
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4 years
You can think you've found a good man but kumbe halipi watu pesa zao 😭😭eh
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Dying cause you blew off your forearms while trying to teargas innocent citizens fighting for a better country is crazy…
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@seniormadam
MADAM πŸ†
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What’s the worst response to a β€œI love you” message? 😭
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Morning Glory πŸ†
4 years
What is this "let" you speak of ??
@Nafssxoo
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4 years
This one is for the boys. Would you let your girl wear this top???
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1 year
I need to take more pictures fr.. anyway small media update.
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4 years
Wait.... Ati you can smell when a babe is wet??!?!??!!!
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3 months
SFK18N1NZ2 confirmed. You have received Ksh23,100.00 from JACOB JUMA via STANBIC BANK on 22/6/24 at 11:00 AM. New M-PESA balance is Ksh23,101.00. Next week niko set. Pesa ya KFC, bundles za kutweet na bottled water zimeingia #RejectFinanceBill2024
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Guys please stop with these curfew tweets πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ I’ve been laughing for an hour straight help me 😭😭😭
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Morning Glory πŸ†
3 years
One million dollars
@niccoyat
Niccoya
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What’s a good monthly income for you?
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Morning Glory πŸ†
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When I think about the money I spend on sherehe 😭
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