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@vursane
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3 years
Na. MacBooks too expensive for this shit to always be breathing hard.
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@vursane
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2 years
He just wanted to show off his bbl
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2 years
no one lives like this, literally
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@vursane
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3 years
If ya ass fat, imma look.
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@vursane
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5 years
Me thinking about how my body would look if I was going to the gym consistently and eating right
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@vursane
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4 years
“your credit score went up” emails >>>
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@vursane
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4 years
I’d like to find out.
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@vursane
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5 years
*someone with a fat ass walks by* me:
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@vursane
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3 years
I’ll never let my pride get in the way of apologizing to someone I care about when i’m wrong.
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@vursane
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5 years
Y’all wanna fight brother nature in Miami but George Zimmerman still out there and y’all don’t wanna do nun
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@vursane
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3 years
Hotels >>>> Airbnb
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@vursane
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5 years
That I’ll be married by 24/25 LMFAOOOO
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@vursane
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2 years
you really be knowin when it’s the last time you hanging out with someone
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@vursane
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3 years
We listen to Key Glock in this car.
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@vursane
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3 years
All of a sudden all y’all mfs work for Apple Care
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@vursane
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5 years
They’re hittin the “woy”.
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@vursane
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2 years
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@vursane
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4 months
♈️❣️
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@vursane
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2 years
Haitian food is top tier, argue amongst y’all selves.
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@vursane
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5 years
Haitian rice is the best rice.
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@vursane
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3 years
Cranberry juice is amazing, 10/10.
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@vursane
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4 years
GM. Run me my $2,000.
@JoeBiden
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It’s a new day in America.
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@vursane
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4 years
“Woy”
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baby ackee 🔻
4 years
As a Caribbean person, what sound/words were said here?
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@vursane
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4 years
Haitian Twitter is honestly funny as fuck.
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@vursane
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6 years
“Wap fe sexy”’= you’re losing weight
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@vursane
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3 years
and no one posted ass.
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@vursane
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6 years
If my man proposes to me in Haiti, I’ll give him a baby that night.
@TheArtofMariam
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Wow, this proposal was so cute 😩
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@vursane
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2 years
🌺🌴✨💞
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@vursane
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4 years
Haitian women >>
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@vursane
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4 years
Y’all ever had a flashback of what someone did to you and just be like “damn, I should have shot you”
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@vursane
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3 years
I love being black
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@vursane
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3 years
how’d he get up there and why
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Wyclef Jean accidentally drops the CEO of Range Rover on his head at corporate event.
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@vursane
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5 years
Stop going into the medical field if you really don’t care about people.
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@vursane
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3 years
If I unfollowed you, ain’t no beef, you’re just annoying.
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@vursane
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4 years
Usher’s Confessions album is a masterpiece
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@vursane
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4 years
Girls on IG get their body done and then wanna sell workout plans and post their lil routines, GIRL FUCK YOU LMAO
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@vursane
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4 years
Special place in hell for whoever did that.
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@vursane
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3 years
thought this was me for a sec
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@vursane
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3 years
Why do y’all brag about not being friendly? That shit is ugly.
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@vursane
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3 years
soft tacos > hard tacos
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@vursane
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4 years
Im Haitian, I’ll judge the fuck out your rice.
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@vursane
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4 years
viv pou tet ou, pa viv pou moun
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@vursane
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4 years
I need this everyday.
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@vursane
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4 years
Ain’t no talking stage. Either we are married or not.
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@vursane
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7 years
Masisi.
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@vursane
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5 years
Haitians love volunteering YOUR time to others without even asking you first
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@vursane
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3 years
Haitian women don’t cheat.
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@vursane
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4 years
Before you dm me, I’m built like this.
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@vursane
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4 years
We need more black people in the medical field.
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@vursane
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3 years
My manager denied my requested days off and it’s so unfortunate cus it wasn’t a request on my end, I was just letting sis know. 😕
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@vursane
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4 years
SUMMER BODIES ARE MADE NOW!!! TAKE YOU FATASS TO THE GYM TODAY!!!!
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@vursane
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3 years
Stop calling people broke because they don’t want to do shit for you
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@vursane
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11 months
If you call me and keep talking to the people in the background, I’m hanging up.
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@vursane
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2 years
I got accepted into my first choice nursing school and couldn’t be happier 🥰
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@vursane
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2 years
so what does that say about you?
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@vursane
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2 years
It’s sad how I forget how beautiful I am and how fat my ass is, smh.
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@vursane
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6 years
“You’re pretty for a Haitian” is not a compliment.
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@vursane
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4 years
My mom be handing me my opened mail talking about some “m te panse se pou mwen” ...GURL.
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@vursane
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2 years
If the rice is bad, the restaurant automatically gets 0/10.
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@vursane
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4 years
Y’all been “normalizing” the TL to death
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@vursane
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3 years
Haitians love to stare.
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@vursane
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6 years
ou paka rele tout moun zanmi ou
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@vursane
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4 years
A Haitian nigga will try and get at you and post their girl all in the same day.
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@vursane
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4 years
Merci bondye pou yon lot jou. ☀️
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@vursane
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3 years
Waxes do not get easier overtime and whoever says that is a liar.
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@vursane
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2 years
what do you want us to say
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@vursane
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2 years
Hotels > Airbnb
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@vursane
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3 years
A lot of y’all really become nurses and shit for the money cus y’all sure as hell don’t give af or respect people fr
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@vursane
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4 years
Stop fucking raw if you know you make $8 an hour.
@TalkishPod
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4 years
What advice if any would you suggest? And for a lot of men, this is a reality.
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@vursane
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6 years
My dad just told me about his first pet in Haiti being a chicken named Margaret.
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@vursane
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3 years
I hate going out with a mf who records everything
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@vursane
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3 years
Y’all need to stop thinking people are “watching” y’all just because they viewed your story. I be skipping through most of y’all shit
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@vursane
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4 years
Jobs really don’t give a fuck about their employees fr.
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@vursane
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5 years
And don’t @ me cus I ain’t gonna do shit.
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@vursane
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4 years
I miss getting invited to go out but then staying home by choice.
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@vursane
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4 years
It’s Friday, send your mcm $100 for a haircut 🤗
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@vursane
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2 years
like yea, no
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@vursane
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4 years
“I didn’t ask you to” is one of the rudest and most ungrateful shit someone can say to you.
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@vursane
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4 years
Y’all think being toxic is cute and y’all be 37.
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@vursane
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4 years
I literally don’t get my hopes up for anything anymore.
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@vursane
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2 years
Y’all funny 💀
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@vursane
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2 years
Good morning to the men who own a tool box. I hope y’all have an amazing day.
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@vursane
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3 years
Y’all ever call someone back hoping they don’t answer 💀
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@vursane
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3 years
I hate how IG puts posts of people I don’t even follow on my feed
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