Veronica Kraus @vrklempt Twitter profile

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Veronica Kraus

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3 months

These dudes (unsurprisingly toting “first ⁦ @WNBA ⁩ game” certificates🙄) have been sexually harassing ⁦ @LASparks ⁩ players since warmups and the ⁦ @TargetCenterMN ⁩ let them stay despite complaints from numerous fans, staff, and PLAYERS

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Update: they have been issued a dumbass laminated red card that says “warning” … they have since been laughing and taking selfies with both the warning and the certificate

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@JoeMotta66 @WNBA @LASparks @TargetCenterMN It's a relief knowing you'll never go to one!

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10 years

@abbijacobson @ilazer T.G.I.F. http://t.co/OEUXVypkwl

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3 months

So many men in my replies are demanding video before they’ll believe a woman. When fans, coaches, and players are uncomfortable and requesting action, it’s a problem. If you absolutely must feed your hunger for gross unnecessary commentary, just read their replies!

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7 years

First wave feminism: pants Second wave: pants with pockets Third wave: pants with pockets deep enough to be useful Fourth wave: hot pockets

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5 years

One of the key disagreements my wife and I have is that she likes her frosted flakes soggy and I like mine mouth-slashingly crunchy

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6 years

s/o to 10x for making the designer roster extra diverse this year. So much more fun when the album selections AND the artistic interpretations are eclectic.

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8 years

Step aside evry1 @Drake is obsessed w/ me and his new whiskey branding proves it

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7 years

My one and only celeb sighting of Super Bowl 2018 has been Guy Fieri. In a fedora.

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4 years

Anyone else at the researching-affordable-starter-xylophones stage of quarantine?

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5 years

RIP chivalry in Minneapolis It’s been puddly as hell and not a single jacket has been laid as a bridge for me

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6 years

Thank you weather for giving Minnesotans a new storm to talk about for the next thirty years

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5 years

There is a serious lack of ancient dildos on Antiques Roadshow.

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9 years

. @noraborealis " #cookiecott " sounds like my dream bunk assignment at camp

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4 years

Me: I’m not really a meat person Also me: *dumps beef jerky dust from bottom of bag into mouth*

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8 years

I'm a designer because of Lebron. In 8th grade (2003) I wanted a desktop wallpaper of him so I learned to make one myself. #NBAFinals #MVP

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7 years

When your notifications are at odds with your alleged adulthood

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9 years

Constantly paranoid that snow will melt and reveal that I'm the one responsible for offsetting the entire parking lot

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8 years

At any given moment, this convo is happening somewhere in MN: "Oh that's cute!" "Thanks, I got it from Target!"

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8 years

My sunglasses snapped just before boarding a plane from CA to MN because they fucking know

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10 years

Sent this photo to @jeannefoels & she described it as "real life Lisa Frank" http://t.co/9Jr4CnqbWx

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7 years

In Nashville and a woman in line for the restroom is shaking a tambourine

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8 years

I have a suggestion for the next moderator of the #Debates2016

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8 years

Hi I'd like to unsubscribe from all updates about the whereabouts of elves on shelves

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6 years

Thank you, students. You give me hope for the future. #NationalWalkoutDay

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7 years

V: what's that thing I confuse with Game of Thrones? @suzy_cyr : King of Queens?

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6 years

It's official: there are now more bike posters than there are bikers in Minneapolis

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7 years

Midwestern proofing

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10 years

Surge Gainsbourg http://t.co/13EuTqtFfK

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8 years

RIP Prince :( During a rare moment of isolation I said hi to him @ Paisley & he sassily strutted away from me. Top life moment.

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7 years

You're a great photographer but this is your best work.

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7 years

@veronica_k I took this pic 7 years ago and it never received the internet fame it deserved.

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7 years

"5:00 o’clock" is redundant you idiot

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

7 years

I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on Monday at 5:00 o’clock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned!

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10 years

Can't believe there are zero fitness centers in Minnesota called You Sweatcha

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5 years

It’s crazy that there have been no innovations to ice cream cake in my lifetime, especially since there is such obvious division on the hierarchy of layers

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6 years

@gifdsports No, from Sue Bird range.

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7 years

Just encountered a magician at the bar who made 2 balls appear in my hands. Important note: this is not a sexual tweet

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8 years

Starting a women's clothing line w/ @Kristerious called 2Pock Couture. Every item will have two pockets.

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9 years

OY VEY the @broadcity fan art Ponytail Dungeon ( @ljstclair & I) made was nominated 4 a Critics Choice Award via tumblr & WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW

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7 years

This sweet gentleman's ACTUAL last name was Boiardi but he changed it to Boyardee so idiots could eat culturally diluted ravioli

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9 years

My dad commands others to understand his personal digital language and it cracks me up 10 out of 10 times

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7 years

Every time I see a pile of shit I think it's our president

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10 years

Do you think they make a lot of cheese? – @ljstclair minutes after booking our Peru airfare

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6 years

I would rather have a good speaker in my hotel room than a TV

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10 years

Another important life moment missed thanks to headphones (cc: @BaronVonGunter ) http://t.co/K4a0acuYTF

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5 years

My comedic timing is seriously suffering as a result of my inability to locate literally any emoji by memory

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10 years

Guess where I'm at ok I'll tell you it's the Big Buck Hunter HD World Championship

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10 years

Things that give me a hangover: gin, wine, Ginuwine

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4 years

@RogueSNRadvisor My first thought as someone who grew up in Wisconsin: TYME machines were ATMs. They had them in Florida, too. Stands for Take Your Money Everywhere.

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9 years

Late night layer labeling http://t.co/g6XVup2x30

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7 years

#SPRING : one min I'm raising my arms in joy for temps that I can bear exposed ankles in, the next I'm filming a zapruder of squirrel rape

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9 years

. @McDonalds WHAT DOES "TREATS EXCITED" MEAN?!

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6 years

I get 100% of my weather and traffic info from Lyft drivers

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@vrklempt

7 years

Best part of #eauxclaires so far: Justin Vernon saying the crowd balloons were pissing him off

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10 years

Just learned I had a babysitter named Babystar, who came recommended by a woman named F.W. (FuckWad). How am I alive?

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9 years

Pleased with myself http://t.co/5zlti4KErJ

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9 years

"I'm feeling overwhelmed by the disparity between how much makeup I'm wearing and this weirdly ironic tshirt." — @AlliKoch #TCPride

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5 years

There’s a lady at MSP greeting people deplaning at her gate with “enjoy sunny, warm Anoka.” She is wearing a snakeskin fedora which is just a detail I’m kind enough to offer you on this free entertainment website

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10 years

you can never have enough http://t.co/raGNvezHfj

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9 years

@p_crary ddddddope!

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6 years

@cameronesposito @queerycast @janashortal @JanelleMonae @TheEllenShow @EllenPage @S10Bird @irishem333 @fakedansavage @harto @SabrinaJalees @courtneymelba @maddow @janemarielynch @st_vincent @kristinnoeline @Palehound @The_xx @Carrie_Rachel @adamjk @TigNotaro @fortunefunny @antoni @ToddGlass @andreaforward8 Sarah Paulson, Kate McKinnon

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Veronica Kraus

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9 years

I want to #getinvolved and #takeaction in the world. First task: get Missy Elliott's wiki image updated

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8 years

I'm totally in alignment that @janashortal 's pants do. not. matter. ... but I just gotta spit this hot take: they were cool pants, tho.

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10 years

opening hundreds of internet tabs to make my laptop overheat & keep me warm jk it's a 2007 macbook so only 2 tabs

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8 years

You know times are bad when you see a headline like this and think “WHEW the universe has come to take us all"

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The Milky Way galaxy is being pushed across the universe by a large unseen force, according to new research

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8 years

Major shouts to my pals @p_crary and @i_babs for this dope ESPN recognition! 🏀

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5 years

What do y’all think @krislindahl titled the original file for his arms wide open pic?

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9 years

Only took 20 min to get over the germs in the ER waiting room, bee line to the vending machine & lick cheeto dust from my fingers

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Veronica Kraus

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6 years

Just saw someone wearing a shirt that says MASCARA & COFFEE. That combo doesn’t even make sense.

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7 years

Ok apparently I have a moon sign & it is scorpio & I am speechless about the accuracy here. Hot water is my number one passion.

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10 years

Here's how to change your mind about mornings. Cc: @MissMarysMix http://t.co/RKj7xUjC1g

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9 years

Wish there was footage of how excited I just got when I found a Sheryl Crow CD in my car

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4 years

I'm seeking a tension rod for my bathroom window. I'm also just seeking attention.

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2 years

I don't think enough people take the time to actually SIT with "Macarena"

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Veronica Kraus

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9 years

My current favorite emoji is "love hotel" 🏩

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5 years

@MaryNumair The art of hunkering down: everyone gets a blanket AND you get to avoid the awkwardness of sharing a blanket.

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Veronica Kraus

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9 years

fall is basic everything is dying ~ a poem by me

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10 years

Just encountered an adult bouncy castle with a bouncer outside. Suddenly that job title makes sense.

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10 years

Those colonoscopy billboards are cheeky, but they haven't even tickled the anus of risqué

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7 years

Imagine how cool sunsets are when you're retired

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8 years

seriously distraught that I was not with my gf during the part of her life when she thought the word was "kazoontite"

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7 years

Crazy how black animals are the least adopted when their hair is by far the easiest to spot in your food

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Veronica Kraus

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8 years

Venmo is my new Twitter bye guys

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9 years

B. Y. O. B. Be Your Own Bitch

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6 years

Grateful that so many of our loved ones are coming to celebrate @suzy_cyr + I's elopement, but also bummed AF that we'll ALL be missing @JanelleMonae . WE ALMOST CHANGED THE DATE WHEN SHE ANNOUNCED HER SHOW!

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10 years

I hate social algorithms (FB, Pinterest). I want to see what I've elected to follow, in real time (Twitter, Tumblr)

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7 years

Does 666 Fifth Ave imitate glass dildos or do glass dildos imitate 666 Fifth Ave