So to recap:
AG Porter is accused of rape — steps down as AG but stays in ministry.
NO inquiry.
Then accepts $1 million that has fallen from the sky —resigns to backbench.
KEEPS money.
Still NO inquiry.
Porter is NOT sacked & PM pronounces matter closed.
Sounds legit.
So, to clarify: Gladys’ mockdown & contact tracing have gone to shit, virus now outa control, Morrison still hasn’t fixed vaccine or quarantine issue, but not to worry because we can soon go to funerals & have picnics?
Oh, and it’s Qld, WA & Vic’s fault.
Have I missed anything?
Just 4 people to be sanctioned over Robodebt; no one lost their job and maybe a fine or two. No criminal charges. No sheriffs or police on doorstep. Shouldn’t they at least lose the right to work in the public service?
What a disgrace.
Quote of the night goes to Liberal campaign strategist Tony Barry:
We need to position ourselves to appeal to a wider range of voters and not just somewhere between The Australia Club and Sky After Dark...
Does anyone really trust the mainstream polls and reports on The Voice?
Remember when they kept telling us the same-sex marriage plebiscite would fail?
Most Australians are not bigots or racists. Let's prove them wrong again.
#VoteYes
#Yes
So Grace Tame smoked a bong aged 19.
Did the PM smoke a bong right before he thought it was a good idea to play the ukulele out of tune on national television aged 53?
Oh, hilarious!
@CraigKellyMP
, paid $220,934 base salary allowed to spout dangerous misinformation but the PM finds it funny as "He's not my doctor". I can hardly contain my amusement. Thanks for that Scotty from Marketing.
Today we will continue to watch a defamation trial brought by a man accused of rape as he simultaneously faces another criminal trial where he is accused of rape. If this was a movie script we would think it far fetched.
#Lehrmann
Woman who saved Australia and man who acted as her deputy resign out of a sense of duty and honour... absolutely nothing to do with ICAC investigation into corruption!
Morrison Government - gone
UAP - gone
One Nation - gone
Bernie (ban abortion) Finn - gone and...
Barnaby - possibly toppled as leader
...I think it's time to take a moment, smell the roses and thank the universe.
BREAKING: Josh Frydenberg says it's looking more "mathematically" more likely that he will lose his seat of Kooyong after spending all night trying to add it up.
Notes for victims of rape:
1. If assaulted in boss' office, make sure you don't tell them — it could trigger pre-existing health conditions!
2. Never borrow any items of clothing.
3. If you must tell people, then don't look good while doing it.
4. Remember, it's not about you!
Thousands of people have been displaced - they have lost their belongings, their homes, there’s no food, fresh water, petrol or electricity. Where is the army? Where is the help? This is UNFORGIVABLE!
Though lawyer's job is to win, this convoluted tale of an evil woman who (although not drunk) just decided to fall asleep, naked, on boss' couch & then concoct a rape to save her job &/or get a payout not only dismissive of every rape victim's trauma but simply insane.
#Lehrmann
Asked whether she agrees with Pres. Trump's comment that he doesn't see white nationalism as a rising global threat, New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern says, "No."
So rumours/innuendo of bullying is equal to 9 years of criminal negligence of refugees & threatening a senator with prison, plus years of assorted bullying/sexual assault allegations inc no inquiry into Christian Porter
@David_Speers
? Wow.
Let me get this straight:
DASTYARI: "Shanghai Sam"? FINE.
ALBANESE: "the Manchurian candidate"? FINE.
GLADYS LIU: (whose links with Beijing may have been investigated by ASIO & has a penchant for relaxing foreign ownership laws)? RACIST.
Of course!
Can anyone explain how Georgina Downer is qualified to be trotted out to explain, nay, discuss anything whatsoever, but especially regarding the bushfire crisis?
@abcnews
? Anyone?
Let's see if I've got this right.
The $4.7b disaster fund is being used EXACTLY as it was set up — not to help with actual emergency responses to like...FLOODS, or BUSHFIRES, which have rendered thousands destitute, it's a TERM DEPOSIT! Thanks for clearing that up,
@senbmckenzie
1/2 On
@BreakfastNews
, a journo asked
@MurrayWatt
, 'Are you suggesting gov should help when it is unsafe to do so?'
Qns for journo:
1. Don't armies deliver food/water into & evacuate people from war zones?
2. Why are people crowdfunding their own helicopter evacuations?
This is glorious stuff from
@Tony_Burke
.
Exposes LIES written by Murdoch Media.
Not sure which rag, but it could be "The Australian".. question was from journo surname Harcourt.
ALP MPs need to do this more often.
Use your public platform to expose & embarrass the media liars.
If only us Stockholm Syndrome suffering Victorians would stop supporting
@DanielAndrewsMP
, who needs to be more like Gladys, who should definitely not resign over corruption because it's not her fault. Lucky
@jennifer_hewett
was on
#Insiders
to help clear it all up!
Frydenberg: The last time a Labor Party delivered a surplus was a long time ago.
Macdonald: When was the last time a Liberal Party delivered a surplus?
Frydenberg: Well, during the Howard Gov't...
Macdonald: So a long time ago.
Loving Hamish Macdonald on ABC Breakfast right now!
Scott Morrison's priorities ahead of election:
Climate? Women's safety? Health?
Nope.
- Derail ICAC
- Allow the religious to discriminate
- Override pre-selection process to choose own candidates
- Make deals with Palmer/Hanson/Kelly
Have I missed anything?
So, while Berejiklian took her bat & ball & went home after ignoring hospital strain, mounting deaths, people socialising on beaches and her ex fronting ICAC, PM flew home on Father’s Day after prioritising NSW & still failing vaccines & quarantine,
#insiders
focuses on Keneally.
Is anyone else developing homicidal urges after listening to Whybrow incessantly repeat the minutiae of every detail of testimony from every female witness as he tries to set up gotcha moments?
Defence Lawyer at
#RoboDebtRC
: I object
Commissioner Holmes: What do you object to?
Lawyer: The witness cannot say what the whole team thought.
Holmes: You'd be surprised what you're able to do at a Royal Commission.
GOLD!
Every time
#ScottyfromMarketing
opens his mouth, words spew forth but there is no correlation to reality.
'Thankfully we've had no loss of life'
'I attended a tremendous funeral'
'We are meeting and exceeding our emission reduction targets'
Can he even hear himself?
Sorry, but isn't this what doctors are for?
'Pharmacists are to be allowed clinical judgment to alter the quantity of 60-day prescriptions for patient safety.'
The Pharmacy Guild is out of control.
Does anyone really trust the mainstream polls and reports of what Australians want?
Remember when they kept telling us the same-sex marriage plebiscite would fail?
Most Australians are not bigots or racists. Let's prove them wrong again.
#VoteYes
Surely as a senator, Ms Barry O'Sullivan should pay closer attention to her hair and clothing style? Also, is she really able to manage the demands of family with such a high profile position?
Please add Morrison MPs not listed here that should face an ICAC:
Angus Taylor
Alan Tudge
Christian Porter
Andrew Laming
Barnaby Joyce
Bridget McKenzie
Peter Dutton
Paul Fletcher
Stuart Robert
Richard Colbeck
Peter Dutton
Sussan Ley
Michaelia Cash
Josh Frydenberg
Melissa Price
So in defo cases, journos must demonstrate fact checking processes, including being lawyers, psychologists & mind readers but only where sexual assault complainants are concerned.
Secretly taping alleged victims &/or their lawyers w purpose of discrediting them is fine.
#Lehrmann
So let me get this right, the Toowoomba alleged rapist wants to secure anonymity in the Supreme Court because of his "high profile"? Oh and also "mental health" reasons, for which he is not receiving treatment?
Totally legit.
BREAKING!
Gladys Berejiklian and Peter Dutton's top tips for avoiding gaol:
1. Join the Liberal Party
2. Buy a good shredder
3. Say you were in a relationship with a known criminal
4. Say the "bad guy" made you do it.
I've got a better idea. Let's test ex-MPs for psychological disorders and drug dependency, and while we're at it, let's see if a gene for empathy can be located.
Really, SMH, THAT'S Dutton's biggest issue?
Pretty sure it's his unbridled misogyny, racism, bigotry and cruelty to name a few biggies, but hey, since I'm not a middle-aged white male, I probably wouldn't know.
Thank you
@karenmiddleton
for spelling out the truth about
#robodebt
! Vulnerable people on welfare were sacrificed for political gain. Full stop.
#insiders
Unbelievable abuse of power. Can't take a statement on historical alleged rape, or arrest the Higgins' alleged rapist but if a
@friendlyjordies
comedian approaches an MP?
Friendlyjordies producer charged with stalking John Barilaro
Barilaro’s defamation case against Friendlyjordies ... may well determine whether Australians are happy for their elected officials to use public funds in any way they choose for the simple self-serving purpose of getting re-elected.
@friendlyjordies
Even though this headline is... ahem, unusual, let's not get carried away, News Corp simply knows when the jig is up and a few measly words do little to reverse the years of victim bashing, misogyny and rape culture.
#lehrmann
Facts for
@samanthamaiden
&
#insiders
:
IGA-owned by Aus small business-profits stay in Aus
-hire local staff;support communities
ALDI-owned by O/S private Co-profits go O/S
-hire minimal staff;answer to no one
-but most IGAs probably don't advertise on News Corp!
SHAME ON YOU!
About to brave the supermarket. Just going through my preparation list now…
Hand sanitiser
Mask
Protective clothing
Shovel for beheading zombies
Hav I missed anything?
'It's well past time for mainstream media to stop reporting reaction on Twitter as if it signifies anything.'
Yeah, because it's not like journalists should listen to their audience — they are above all that, surely!
JUSTICE LEE: Unless he was up to no good, why didn't he ring his girlfriend?
WHYBROW: Um, err, blah blah...wait, need to come up with another completely absurd theory...
MILLAR: Why can't you allow O/S visitors without quarantine? Can you promise no more lockdowns? Do you think NSW opened too early?
PALASZCZUK: NSW has gone against National Cabinet — pure & simple.
MILLAR: Qlders are scared — are you opening too early? (!)
Go
@AnnastaciaMP
!
Don't mean to be picky but aren't they supposed to be broke? Who is funding this shit?
ABC hires 'notoriously anti-worker' US law firm, Seyfarth Shaw, in Antoinette Lattouf unlawful dismissal case via
@ABCaustralia
Wow! Not our business, Scotty Cam? $350,000 of our money? This Government certainly expects more answers from those on Newstart — many of whom have paid their taxes all their lives.
#CamScam
Commissioner Holmes: “I want to acknowledge that the Twitter coverage of these hearings has performed a remarkably useful & important public service in giving people access to the evidence.”
Wow.
#RoboDebtRC
Has anyone not found to have engaged in unlawful behaviour or ministerial misconduct, been mired in scandal or just plain incompetent ever achieved promotion in the Morrison Government?
Really Warren Entsch? No need to save the Reef? Why did your govt give away $450 million in taxpayer funds? 'Like child abuse': New reef envoy Warren Entsch takes aim at 'coaching' of kids over climate change via
@SBSNews
Coronavirus?Pfft! Hillsong conferences & footy games are far more important! No need for testing either If you don't care who you infect. Just like going on hols while the country burned. Has there ever been a more openly self-serving PM than Scott
#Scottygoestothefooty
Morrison?
BREAKING: Chief Murdoch Hostage Department executive Peta Credlin demands to know why Australian people aren't exhibiting correct symptoms after being held hostage by Murdoch media for years on end.
Well, I, for one, am so pleased the mainstream media report on all these important goings-on. I mean, to think that the PM's wife can dress by herself!
Lehrmann channels Gladys
Q Did you buy coffee for Ms Higgins?
A I don't recall
Q You bought & left coffee for Ms H at reception?
A I don't agree
Q You said you went out for coffee with Ms Higgins?
A I don't recall
Q Do you drink coffee?
A That's not my precise recollection
So it’s not enough shameless media leeches have relentlessly pursued a victim and hero worshipped a rapist, they crash Brittany Higgins’ wedding and hide in bushes to tell us what it cost. There’s public interest journalism for ya.
3. Aren't armies deployed bc they have resources/training to assist in dangerous situations?
4. Why have people been left stranded without food/water/petrol/communications?
5/ If the govt disaster fund is for future emergency mitigation, when is it 'the future'?
This is CRIMINAL! Absolutely sickening. This poor woman and all the others like her — some who were driven to suicide!
I hope they throw the book at all the bastards involved with that Robodebt witch hunt.
OMG
Those bastards morrison, porter, tudge, cash & the rest should be in gaol!
For this poor lady to think she’d be better off driving into a tree because of
#robodebt
is heartbreaking.
#auspol
'It appears the ABC ... has been captured by Jewish lobbyists intent on controlling information the Australian public receives about the Israel-Hamas conflict.'
From
@noplaceforsheep
:
ABC bows to Israeli lobbyists' demands via
@IndependentAus
Um, some of the demands Pharmacy Guild presented to parliament:
-Pharmacists are to be allowed clinical judgment to alter the quantity of 60-day prescriptions for patient safety.
-Opioid treatment payments to be doubled.
Perhaps they've been sampling the merchandise...
If not prison, maybe at the very least parliamentarians who break the law should forfeit their pension and the right to ever stand for public office again?
Meanwhile, in Canberra bubble land:
-RATs mandatorily acquired by govt for "public health" reasons;
-chemists have no RATs;
-populace can't get RATs; but
-Hillsong has a RAT infestation.
I smell a big fat rat...
What a farce on
#Insiders
- for the record, the people who have been moved for medical reasons off Nauru and Manus have been moved by court order, which the Govt fought all the way!
#KidsOffNauru
#Nauru
#Manus
Still waiting for the outrage from the mainstream media cabal over
#friendlyjordies
.
But then, it is only arson and attempted murder - not bullying from the Twitter sewer, after all...
Every few years, Aus suffers a severe collective mental breakdown and forgets the shambolic previous Lib Party performances in govt, as evinced by Tony Abbott & Scott Morrison's election.
No self-respecting democracy deserves Dutton via
@IndependentAus
Is it good for democracy, or for the country, for the media to keep beating up imagined disunity with the Opposition while ignoring the shambles within the Government?
As I was writing this week’s editorial, about the Liberal Party bonk ban and the ongoing problem Australia’s conservatives have with women, I felt so proud to be part of
@independentaus
and its dedication to fairness, equality and equity.
Every time I suffer through another excruciating
#insiders
episode under Speers – now basically an ad for the Government's talking points with a couple of criticisms thrown in for "balance" – I feel a little more violated.