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visual artist as @vitaimage ✧ lead skin artist of @OpenPitPresents ✧ she/they

manila→toronto
Joined August 2014
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@vitacocoa
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7 years
i love calling ppl "b" cus they never know what u mean. bitch? babe? barnacle boy? they'll never know
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4 months
i love my boyfriend
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1 year
can i come over and stare at u like this
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5 years
am i cock and ball? no? then why is my life torture
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5 years
if u enter a uniqlo anywhere in the world you are in the same uniqlo just in a different server
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4 years
twitter is a dating website for people with mental illnesses and / or ableton live
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7 years
why is real life so cruel. my animal crossing town wouldnt do me like this
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4 years
regressing back into my old cringe hobbies except im sexy now so nobody’s opinion matters
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1 year
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@vitacocoa
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9 months
that one mexican homie:
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5 years
THIS BITCH NAME HALO 2
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halo ii (birthday: january 14 2000)
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1 year
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1 year
This edible aint shit
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3 years
“i was written by a man” “i was written by a woman” i was mad libbed
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1 month
snow strippers. frost children. what’s next? ice climbers?
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5 years
yeah babe "drain gang" now can we please have sex
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9 months
and if the FL Studio bus crashes into us
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@vitacocoa
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8 years
u vs the man she tells u not to worry about
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4 years
tech bros be like “I’M A MACHINE” yeah man. an Incel Core i7
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3 years
GET HIS ASS
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RuPaul’s new song "Smile" waters down early bubblegum hyperpop in an act of bleak corporate reappropriation — and sounds as if producers tried to recreate a Charli XCX song from memory after a blackout-inducing hit of poppers, our critic writes.
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7 months
@wet_foal realest shit I ever heard
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7 years
any1 going to kk slider’s show on saturday night
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5 years
crazy how 100 gecs turned “music industry” into “music in this tree”
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3 years
God i need this fit So bad.
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5 years
he was a music producer she was a digital illustrator can i make it any more obvious
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1 year
Aphex Twin
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This pose is getting out of hand now!
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3 years
Evangelion 3.0 + 2.0 You Are (Not) Valid
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2 years
yea
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4 years
"what is the meaning behind your artwork?" just trust me
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3 years
dating someone in a different timezone
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2 years
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2 years
this sends me into an uproar every time i see it
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3 years
now why’d he delete this
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3 years
he/they call that a mandem
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1 year
(flirting) We have the potential to do the funniest thing of all time
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2 years
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1 year
AUGHHHHH…….. AAAAAAGHHHHGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3 years
she want a goofy malnourished dude that posts cringe
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6 years
netflix n chill for weebs is called coochieroll premium
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5 years
you're not "kawaii" you are a 30 year old white man
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3 years
i am the eldest sibling not in the responsible role model type of way but in the weathered traumatized human guinea pig kinda way
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4 years
TO WHOEVER TOLD ME THAT ALT+F4 WAS THE SCREENSHOT BUTTON IN THE LAVAPALOOZA CHAT: FUCK YOU
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6 years
no one tell ariana about vaporwave
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11 months
losing my mind
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3 years
whats my delivery guy on
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3 years
my pronouns are “they/them” not because of my lack of adherence to gender but because there are demons inside of me
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4 years
5’7 guys in techwear
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3 years
i cant even escape him on facebook man
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6 years
pokemon go crazy and pokemon go stupid :)
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4 years
thinking about @fraxiommusic genius today (their brain and lyric website)
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6 years
👩🏼 👠 👠 Mine Craft
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Can we please talk about Miley Cyrus' shoes? #GRAMMYs
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3 years
when boys have nice hands with rings on them i lose all motor function and collapse on the spot
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6 years
mom said it’s my turn to monetize my depression
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I can’t do this anymore
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6 years
MILENIALS are Composing TWEETS But MOZART are composing MUSIC Share if u think u were born in the wrong generation
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4 years
what if we kissed in the philippine mountainside ecobrutalism mcdonalds
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6 years
im not neglecting my health im nightcoring my lifespan
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5 years
THIS IS THE LAST STRAW
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3 years
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2 years
He Thought Gain Came Without Inherent Loss! He MAD!!!
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3 years
im kinda cracked at thrifting?
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3 years
how u gonna catch feelings online just uninstall them 🤣🤣
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5 years
xxxtentacion's xxxtentacion's heart hands 🤝 not beating
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4 years
@zephanijong WHY’D IT DO ME LIKE THATTTTTTTTTTTTT
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7 years
@duumu Beep Beep Kachow
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5 years
are you the electronic music producer or the digital illustrator in the relationship
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5 years
my animal crossing edition switch unboxing video!!!!
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1 year
guy whose life is always hectic: yeah sorry life’s just been a little hectic lately
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2 years
@hunter_hhhh EVERY TIME I FULLY WIPE MY MEMORY OF HIM HE REAPPEARS ON MY TIMELIN LIKE AN ANGEL
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3 years
Pollo👍
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white ppl be like "im not racist my iphone 3g was black"
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my dad telling us to brush millie’s hair more often
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quote this with a conversation with your parent
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1 year
this shit was so funny
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1 year
doing this to my friends and taking them with me wherever i go
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iOS 17 is out of control
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4 years
the common cold implies the existence of uncommon, rare, epic, and legendary colds
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3 years
the whole point of having a boyfriend is so that he can change your bedsheets for you
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3 years
can you tell it to dm me
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i am holding an artifact
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4 years
there are several soundcloud rappers writing shit like “catching feelings like corona” in their bedrooms right now and there is nothing we can do to stop them
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4 years
"massivechusetts" was RIGHT THERE you know what. hand over the state-naming pencil. let me do it
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new state proposal: megachusetts
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he looks like so i can look this like this
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gigantamax meowth type build
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2 years
minions tomorrow 💛
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e-daters be like “i can fix her” what are you, tech support⁉️🤨🤨
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the lonely stoner seems 2 free his mind at night
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Duterte: Perhaps our number one problem today is COVID
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reminder that it is never okay to make music
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i am tired of “creating”. i want to destroy now
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5 years
Dont Talk to me. Am going through a hard time right now
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bitches who hate me just swagtose intolerant........
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4 years
looking for a fwb (friend with bionicle)
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just bought a house at age 117. what are YOU doing with your life
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