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@vineet10

3 months

Woke aurat in a nutshell

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@vineet10

3 years

These heart melting moments 💕😍

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@vineet10

5 years

When your wife is not with you at the party🥂😜

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@vineet10

3 years

When HR forces you to celebrate Onam. 🤣🤣

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@vineet10

2 years

Men Will Be Men 😎😂 Episode - 9

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@vineet10

4 years

When you are a Lion but she call you 'Shona Baby'

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@vineet10

4 years

Aage ki kahani #SavdhanIndia pe dekhen.

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@vineet10

3 years

😂😂😂

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@vineet10

5 years

WIFE: If i had known you were this poor, I wouldn't have married you! HUSBAND: when I was telling you that you are the only thing I have in this world ,what were you thinking ?

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@vineet10

6 years

My wife sent me a text that said, "Your great" So, naturally, I wrote back, "No, you're great" She's been walking around all happy and smiling. Should I tell her I was just correcting her grammar or leave it?

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@vineet10

3 years

And this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@vineet10

3 years

Every day is a women's day...😂😂😂🔥

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@vineet10

2 years

First time when Amitabh realised Rekha's talent 😋😂

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@vineet10

1 year

मेरे सब्र के फल का पेड़

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@vineet10

2 years

Men Will Be Men 💥🔥😂😂 Episode - 12

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@vineet10

5 years

Men don’t actually shop they just walk around touching the clothes saying "arre, BC itna mehenga?"

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@vineet10

4 years

Kamla Harris and her distant relatives in Tamilnadu.

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@vineet10

3 years

सलून वालों से अनुरोध है ऐसे दर्द भरे गाने ना बजाएँ😭😭

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@vineet10

4 months

Desi parents logic- After cleaning the fan they be like, "dekho ab pankha kitna tez chal raha hai" 😂

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@vineet10

3 years

Wives are so good at guessing games 🤣🤣🤣

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@vineet10

2 years

Babes are too cute 😍😍😋😋

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@vineet10

2 years

How your relatives see when you agree with your wife.

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@vineet10

5 years

Wife :'Darling, look. I haven't worn this in 8 years and it still fits.' Hubby : 'for God's sake It's a Saree.' 😟😞😣

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@vineet10

3 months

@paneerchillli In an ideal world

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@vineet10

7 years

Aaj kal kahan milte hain aise Baap jo izzat se ghar bulake kahe... . . . . "Yeh lo blank cheque aur meri beti ko bhool jao" #70 'snostalgia

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@vineet10

4 years

Ye bhai saab apni alag hi charas bo rahe hain 🤣🤣

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@vineet10

2 years

Calculation galat ho gaya. 😵😥

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@vineet10

4 years

I hate it when people say "Oh! I am a vegetarian except for fish" "Yeah, I am a teetotaller except for beer"

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@vineet10

2 years

She is so pure 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@vineet10

2 years

@notnurseryrhyme

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@vineet10

3 years

My type of girl ❤️😍

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@vineet10

2 years

@notnurseryrhyme

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@vineet10

3 years

Why a 5'7" girl is taller than a 5"9" boy?

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@vineet10

3 years

बस एक लाल बत्ती और लगा लेते

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@vineet10

4 years

Imagine, a girl marrying a rich old man for money and she died first.

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@vineet10

6 years

I am on Twitter Because my family is on Facebook

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@vineet10

5 years

This gentleman stopped me near a parking, "Excuse me, sir, are you a Bengali?" "No," I replied. "Why?" "Well, would you mind holding my Fish Aquarium while I get my car?

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@vineet10

4 years

Savage ×100 🤣🤣

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@vineet10

3 years

Husband ki nahi sunn-na hai toh nahi sunn-na hai... 😜😂

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@vineet10

4 years

My mind to me after every 10 minutes.

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@vineet10

5 years

English is just a language not a scale of your intelligence.

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@vineet10

5 months

Those who know, know 😂

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@vineet10

3 years

Wife - "Samne wale Pati - Patni mein kab sey jhagda ho raha hai, aap jaake dekhiye na." Husband - "Main 2-4 baar gaya thha, yeh ussi ka jhagda hai" 😀😆

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@vineet10

4 years

न दिल होश में है न हम होश में हैं नज़र का मिलाना ग़ज़ब हो गया, ये पलकों की चिलमन उठाकर गिराना गिराकर उठाना ग़ज़ब हो गया...

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@vineet10

3 years

Acche din be like 😌

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@vineet10

2 years

Thodi extra neend ke liye insaan kya kya nahin karta 😎🥹

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@vineet10

5 years

Man boobs are awesome! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shit! I forgot the comma.

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@vineet10

2 years

All women are working women Only few are salaried.

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@vineet10

3 years

Look how gracefully he handled the technical error, mark of a great man.

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@vineet10

2 years

Guess the movie 😋🤩

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@vineet10

5 years

Zara dress: 12000/- Rs Bouquet of Flowers: 1000/- Rs Candle lit Dinner for 2: 6000/- Rs The look on her face as I stopped my car in front of Pani Puri wala: Priceless😍

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@vineet10

6 years

"Alexa What do women want?” I asked The damn thing has not shut up for the past two fucking days.

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@vineet10

5 years

Am I reading too much between the lines?

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@vineet10

2 years

The struggle is real 😂😂😂 😍😍😍

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@vineet10

6 years

After using Facebook, Whatsapp, We chat, Snapchat, Hike, Viber etc. . . . . . . . . . I have finally realized that DAARU is still the best way to connect with friends.🍻

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@vineet10

5 years

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side. #HappyWomensDay

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@vineet10

1 year

When you are over zealously passionate about your work. 😂😂😂

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@vineet10

1 year

Perfect revenge doesn't exist 😂😂

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@vineet10

4 years

I remember my first heartbreak was in 4th standard, she left me for the guy who has a new pencil.

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@vineet10

3 years

Mommy ne bola mobile ko haath nahi lagane ka, toh nahin lagane ka... 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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@vineet10

1 year

A guy with only one sister will open an account in which bank? Axis Bank 😜😆 #wahiyat

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@vineet10

3 years

Football lover 😭😭😭

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@vineet10

3 years

Kya issi ko 'Munh uthha ke chale anaa' kehte hain?

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@vineet10

1 year

Iss pyar ko main kya naam dun? 🤗😋

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@vineet10

4 years

2020 in a nutshell.

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@vineet10

4 years

Pata karo yeh kaun sa nasha karti hai....🎶🎵

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@vineet10

2 years

What's stopping you from proposing like this to each other...😂 #Propose_day

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@vineet10

5 years

"So how much love tea?" Someone asked Me:

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@vineet10

4 months

Because milk isn't free...😂

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@vineet10

4 years

Bohot laalchi ladki hai yeh, iski demands toh badhti hi jaa rahi hai...

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@vineet10

5 years

"Girls think twice to date guys that still live with their mom but will date a guy that lives with his wife."

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@vineet10

3 years

Wait till the end 🤣🤣🤣

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@vineet10

3 years

Look at the Irony 😭😭

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@vineet10

6 years

Wedding is an event Marriage is a scam

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@vineet10

1 year

What is this behaviour, Jindaal Sahab?? 😳🙄

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@vineet10

3 years

Aisa pyaar kahan ??

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@vineet10

4 years

Hiroshima wanted to sing a song, But due to bad throat Hiroshima Nagasaki

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@vineet10

1 year

Men Will Be Men 😂 Episode 13

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@vineet10

3 years

How many of you have ever slept hungry just to show your anger to your parents.

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@vineet10

3 years

90's fashion, yes we did this 😖🙄

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@vineet10

4 years

Boy - Nice DP Girl - Thanks Girl - Nice DP Boy- Oh! Thank you so very much, how are you, what you do, where do you live, aur kaun kaun hain ghar pe? I like you, I love you, will u marry me?

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@vineet10

5 years

Yamraj : Hello friend, mai aa gaya hun, Husband : Par mai toh fit hun ekdam, Yamraj : Tu mobile bina lock kiye ghar pe bhul aya hai aur teri biwi tera phone check kar rahi hai, Husband : Chalo nikalte hai fir ! 😂

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@vineet10

2 years

Toilet में Phone लेकर गया प्राणी तब तक नहीं निकलता जब तक उसके पैर सुन्न ना हो जायें। 😂😂

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@vineet10

6 years

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God : "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God : "So she would marry you."

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@vineet10

3 years

Bechari kitni ghareeb hai ek knife bhi afford nahi kar sakti 😫😭

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@vineet10

4 years

Stop texting first and see how many dead plants you have been watering.

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@vineet10

3 years

House for sale, prime accidental location, tried & tested.

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@vineet10

11 months

Side please...Activa girls are on prowl 😂😂

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@vineet10

3 years

The joys of internet 😂😂

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@vineet10

5 years

Girl: If I was your wife I would poison your drink. Man: if I was your husband I would drink it.

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@vineet10

3 years

WIFE: If i had known you were this poor, I wouldn't have married you! HUSBAND: when I was telling you that you are the only thing I have in this world what were you thinking ?

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@vineet10

2 years

Iss pyaar ko main kya naam dun... 😂😂

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@vineet10

3 years

पति पत्नी दोनों काफी देर से एक दूसरे को बुरा-भला कह रहे थे। पडोसी ने जा के समझाया कि शरीर के घाव भर जाते है मगर शब्दों के घाव कभी नहीं भरते... तब कहीं जा के मारपीट शुरू हुई। 🤣😉😜

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@vineet10

3 years

Such a delightful mimicry of Rajesh Khanna and other lady dances equally good. Celebration of life.😍