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8 years

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10 years

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5 years

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8 years

my fav santana song is illegal by shakira

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5 months

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4 months

naked & a fairy

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4 months

@faggonepriv @comitativeapple what part of two LESBIANS having LESBIAN sex is LESBIAN is lost on you? there’s nothing bisexual about it!

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8 years

my family ate steak for dinner so i came into the living room wearing a cow face mask & they freaked out lol

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3 months

@alex_luxii happy birthday!

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8 years

possibly the best self help book title i've seen

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2 months

eat your fruits & veggies!

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2 months

“partnered (!!!)” you’re actually married btw

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8 years

my cousin accidentally sent her boobs to the family group snapchat lol mercury in retrograde 2017 luv it

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8 years

me when the club starts playing careless whisper

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5 years

@_filthyme @5princesspisces

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4 months

@ramonaslick

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10 years

when boys try to hurt u but u don't care. http://t.co/Sn2bonVToq

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8 years

tinder is great coz it shows me all the frat bros i went to hs w/ are prematurely balding now lmao

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9 years

a series of night terrors blackmail a dying curmudgeon into donating his fortune to charity #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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8 years

date me i'm horrible

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4 years

@lovingsimulacra i thought this sort of thing only happened in tv writers' imaginations

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10 years

"Lookin' good, me!" -me http://t.co/5LEHj9O3VH

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

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8 years

on the first date i went on in months the guy taught me how to throw punches & i explained to him what a millennial is

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@vesta1v1rg1n

10 years

it doesn't matter how witty i am because i was born with a vagina and the law states clearly 'girls cannot be funny'

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7 months

@hell_doe why is this so inaccurate & rude 😭

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8 years

excerpt from a book of poetry i had as a child

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8 years

i hate smoking weed w/ people who exaggerate how high they are like we get it seth rogen taught u everything u know about being a stoner

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8 years

i am a pretty boi

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8 years

💓 new collar 👄 new me 💅🏻

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5 years

open for a wonderful surprise

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3 years

elizabeth holmes is just a yassified mark zuckerberg

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9 years

tfw ur an adult under 5'6"

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8 years

Happy #HeterosexualPrideDay !

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8 years

Bitchcraft #bindtrump #magicresistance

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8 years

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9 years

the glo up is real

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

8 years

me at my high school reunion: wearing a fur coat over lingerie while snorting cocaine out of my amulet & sipping absinthe from crystal

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

9 years

tfw a boi fall asleep after y'all fuck but u still awake so u go drink wine & accidentally spill some on ya titty 💅🏻

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

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9 years

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

2 years

this dog won’t stop licking furniture

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

4 months

@faggonepriv @comitativeapple i mean asexual lesbians exist wym

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

1 month

30+ twt, a selfie + your age please. 31.

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@_TransBean

1 month

30+ twt, a selfie and your age please 51.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

8 years

is it j me or does Stephen Bannon look like Mr. Healy from OITNB

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

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2 months

all pasta shapes are beautiful 🫶

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

5 years

biden wants a woman vp so he can sexually harass her pass it on

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

4 months

@faggonepriv @comitativeapple why? coz they also don’t want to have sex with you? 😭

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

8 years

set me on friar

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

6 months

🖤

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

9 years

when i was 12 my psychiatrist @ the time compared me to ho chí minh coz i refused to talk for the first several sessions

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

9 years

new year's resolution: be more gay 🌈

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

8 years

wow @KendallJenner w/o makeup looks completely different

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

8 years

dude: when i first met you i thought you would give Killer blow jobs me: well you were right 😉 *bites penis off*

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

8 years

i've become one of Those People™ who self-medicates my mental illness with yoga & omega-3 rich kombucha & i'm here to say this shit is a Lie

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

8 years

*drives through heavy fog while blasting wuthering heights by kate bush*

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

2 years

there’s a reason your pfp is not of your face. remember that. #amberhearddeservesanapology #BoycottDior

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

6 months

@DomainDead imagine being afraid of a twink

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

22 days

being high & gay aren’t personality traits. it’s probably two of the least interesting things about you besides liking taylor swift.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

6 months

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

8 years

my sister's friend just said "all hot sauce tastes the same" i am screaming (internally)

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

8 years

this guy on tinder has been trying to buy me vs lingerie for days now lmao i almost feel bad for him

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

9 years

ogre in the streets, onion in the sheets

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

9 years

i woke up like this 💃🏻 (pre-dry heaving)

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

10 years

when dudes ask for nudes i send them this http://t.co/dV7m2v1sKf

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

8 years

"i woke up like this!" -it me, a rat spit out of a drainage pipe

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

3 months

🥺

Mo ⭐️

@THEREALKGETTA

3 months

Can I get a “I’m gay and fine as fuck” thread going!? Lemme see y’all! 🏳️‍🌈

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

7 years

me, a survivor: i don’t wanna watch rape scenes you, an intellectual: the point is that you don’t want to me: ok bye you: wtf

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

10 years

chillin http://t.co/2kZWGNfap4

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

4 years

i have never watched hamilton nor have i ever wanted to + toni morrison supports me in this

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

8 years

laughed at my brother for not knowing you can put aluminum foil in the oven & he told me i never deserve sympathy ever again

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

9 years

bad blood by tswift is proof u can be mediocre af & the industry will still award u for being the personification of mayonnaise. smh

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

10 years

relationship status: i fell asleep next to a sandwich last night

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

4 years

“is that a bathing suit?”

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

9 years

boys r cute but i'm a tinder lesbian

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

5 years

the busboy told me2stop applying lipgloss coz i “don’t need it” like um i already know....im doin it coz i want2!! lmaooooo

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

10 years

Kill Bill (Cosby)

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

4 months

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

8 years

nothing in nature can make my body warm

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

4 years

2015 goth vs 2020 cottagecore

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

9 years

I AM THE GOD(DESS) OF HELLFIRE! http://t.co/s0RJYB6nyD

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

5 years

the lizard from the rescuers down under did NOT age well

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

6 years

a man came up to me at thr bar to compliment my singing then bought me a hard cider + walked away @ all men, plZ take note

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

8 years

thread of me being mean af to men who didn't sign up for tinder for this

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

6 years

a house on my street is on fire and my mom is outside taking pictures of it

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

9 years

i almost coughed up a lung 😜

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

8 years

my mom has a bunch of her middle school friends over & they're all singing the praises of medical marijuana nice

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

8 years

one time i ordered sweet tea @ a restaurant & they just put maple syrup on the bottom of a glass of iced tea. it was traumatizing.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

9 years

*watching @latelateshow * my mom: who's this? me: @BigSean my mom: i like him

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

9 years

💚 mean green fighting machine 💚 http://t.co/Qf5642jvQE

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

8 years

MILLENNIAL: my fav beverage is haterade & my fav meal is ass BABY BOOMER: that is absurd drink the piss & carbon monoxide i made u u brat

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

8 years

my sister called me out at dinner last night for blocking her on twitter

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

2 years

missing the beach #NewProfilePic

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

2 months

phew! 😮‍💨 i was scared for a second

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

1 year

a morning in the life of a walking thirst trap

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

7 years

you're so fresh to death & sick as c-cancer

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𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔞𝔶𝔥𝔢𝔪

@vesta1v1rg1n

8 years

psa: violence against fascists is self defense

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