Amanda 🐶 🌸 @very_demanda Twitter profile

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

imagine getting offered your dream job and then finding out they use micros*ft teams

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

mens' bios be like "big things coming" and the big thing is literally just a newsletter

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

@joepolitics4 @jacobdharen Is this Kyle Rittenhouse

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

2 word horror story for ya: homegrown CRM

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

❗️normalize making friends with internet strangers by responding to their tweets & then making it official with a zoom call❗️

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

my brain: i will literally die if i have to call to make my own doctor's appt also my brain: oops i started a business

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

micros*ft teams fckin blows there i said it

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

why has the rocket ship emoji become the unofficial uniform of startup bro twitter james🚀 ur doing content marketing for a note-taking app this ain't no SpaceX

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

u might be petty but are u "click on ur old company's paid ads every time they come up" petty?

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

vibes are the most important KPI

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

mens bios be like "founder" like babe what did you lose ?

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

i love when guys who wouldn't have given me the time of day in high school end up in an entry-level role in tech & reach out to me on Linkedin like "wow seems like you're doing really well!" ohhhhhhhh how the turntables have turned

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

i hate that people feel the need to say things like "first vacation I've taken in X years" as justification for when they take a vacation🙁 don't 👏🏼 feel 👏🏼 guilty 👏🏼 for 👏🏼 taking 👏🏼 time 👏🏼 off! it fuels burnout culture & sets an unhealthy example for those around u

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

the idea of a 40 hour work week is as fake as marketing attribution. literally made up. by capitalism.

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

hookup culture is literally male propaganda who decided this was empowering ??? bitch im sad

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

*ice breaker in team meeting* what's your biggest fear? amanda, you go first me: mediocrity everyone else: sharks, birds, spiders, snakes everyone: me: oh

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

2 years

i swear to god everyone on LinkedIn is living in 2017 “it’s important to talk about mental health” “it’s ok to have impostor syndrome” like literally where have you been

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

2 months

we need to invent a LinkedIn where people aren't annoying

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

monetizing your hobbies ruins them tbh

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

@saralobkovich it's not that teams is uncool it's that the user experience is atrocious lmao

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

6 years

Finally got around to reflecting on my struggle with #ImpostorSyndrome during the application process to speak at @HubSpot 's #INBOUND conference last year 😬 If you're considering #PublicSpeaking and avoiding taking the plunge, it's worth the read.

Conquering Impostor Syndrome & Kicking A** as a Woman in SaaS

It’s no secret that being anything other than a straight, white, cisgender male in many industries can leave you at a disadvantage. And being considered "young" or "old" certainly doesn't help either.

www.linkedin.com

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

just saw someone write “eMail” instead of email I’m sick

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

2 years

i’ve had enough girlbossing i would like to begin girlchilling

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

taking your personal number out of your email signature is self-care

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

i'm sick of saying 'kill two birds with one stone' i'm gonna say 'mash two potatoes with one fork' from now on 🥔

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

guys. marketing attribution is literally made up. it's fake. we just made it up. did you know this

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

if you caption your engagement announcement "so we did a thing" i will personally come to your wedding and commit arson

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

why is linkedin SO cringe

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

i don't trust anyone who didn't go through an emo phase in middle/high school

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

if you’ve ever worked at a company that had “get shit done” in a job description, you’re legally entitled to financial compensation

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

how i feel about the idea of "canceling" student debt: a reasonable take based on my experience & understanding of the idea <rant>

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

can we talk about how men literally just don't believe in sunscreen

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

y'all are aware that disliking Canva is not a personality trait right

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

i don't want your SNACKS & BEER i want a 401K with MATCHING and a WILL TO LIVE

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

bro you're not "building an empire💸" you're selling iPhones at the Verizon store and also weed.

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

lol remember clubhosue

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

wish my parents raised me to be an olympian instead of mentally ill

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

how do people manage to work hard at their jobs, raise kids, take care of pets, exercise, work on themselves, and also do things they enjoy?? howwwww😭

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

haha guys remember clubhouse

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

today a man asked me, a sales professional, if i knew what lead enrichment was. this is what it is like being a woman in tech 💀

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

i have a confession to make i've been using my high school boyfriend's parents' hbo max account for like 5 years and they still haven't noticed

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

besties, it's "wary of" not "weary of" wary = cautious weary = tired

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

9 months

as a hiring manager, do you find it off-putting if a candidate who is actually quite qualified sends you a linkedin request w/brief note? when I was hiring, I thought it showed initiative and it made me make sure to look at their application.

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

some of u never grinded for $12/hr at a "scrappy" startup that considers itself a "family" and it shows

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

does anyone else let their dms pile up until they are mentally prepared to do social interactions or no

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

i think i would rather be waterboarded than read a whitepaper

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

so sick of basics making super aimless and agreeable linkedin polls like "do you think that you should get paid for your worth?" like what value r u adding to this cesspool come on

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

i love when random dudes make their handle "real" + their name. like ok realCraig who tf is stanning you? let's not kid ourselves

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

like this tweet if u would like me to ruin your life

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

gm we made it to Denver btw

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

I just got to the gym to discover that my headphones are dead and I now have to be alone with my thoughts everyone please pray for me

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

taking my first vacation since October 2020. self-care is so important 🙏🏼

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

do u pronounce it "zapier" or "zapier"

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

people still posting tHouGhT LeAdErsHip on LinkedIn this week are doing far too much

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

what (and i cannot stress this enough) the fuck is a personal brand?

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

just joined clubhouse I hate it already

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

i put something off for literally months and then finally convince myself to do it and i complete it super easily and quickly. i would simply be too powerful if i did not procrastinate god is lookin out for y'all

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

vaxxed, waxed and ready for (s)hot girl summer💉

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

2 years

if you’re an adult and can afford it, you should have an electric toothbrush no excuses I will die on this hill

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

just enforced a Boundary please clap

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

2 years

no we definitely want that

Amrit Singh

@amritxyz

2 years

I don't think talented people want sky-high salaries and crazy perks. They want to work on a great mission and solve hard f*cking problems.

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

if you like my post you are legally obligated to be my friend. im sorry i dont make the rules here.

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

i love when old ppl comment on my posts like "Amanda, Ha ha. I found this post very amusing. Take care. -Gerald" so WHOLESOME 🥺

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

y'all. it's here. new Thot Leader merch shop is live. new styles, new snark. yes, HATS!!! crop tops!!! crewneck hoodies & more to come to celebrate, all products are 10% off until midnight tomorrow 💸🥂 discount automatically applied at checkout 👉🏼

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

babe what's wrong? nothing just thinking about how juul branded itself as a cigarette cessation device but targeted youth from the beginning because cigarette smoking was in decline and they needed to find a way to get this generation hooked on nic

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

2 years

do u ever just witness an absolute shitshow of an email thread and be like wow this is how literally all multi-million dollar companies run

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

if ur homepage still got /index.html lower your damn voice when u talk to me

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

i once worked for a company that did mArKeTiNg AtTriButiOn by manually copying each touchpoint from every contact on the account on the opportunity into a fucking google sheet with some lil calculations they literally just made up i shit u not

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

i love how rattled people get when i say that marketing attribution is made up like idk maybe you should have thought about this before you made it your entire personality 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

1 year

salespeople representation!! 🦓🤌🏼 #salesblazer #sales

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

people are so uncomfortable when young women speak their minds it's actually insane

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

it's ok to be unhinged if it makes people laugh : )

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

i get genuinely offended when girls i went to high school with try to recruit me for their MLM schemes like don't you know i have a thriving shitposting career? rude

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

what (and i cannot emphasize this enough) the fuck is clubhouse

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

u ever just look at someone's linkedin post and go "ew" ?

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

men are trash!!!!!! (i am a raccoon🗑️)

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

2 years

m*rketing twitter is fuckin unhinged y'all need to touch grass immediately

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

5 years

PSA: if you're a woman with a body and you have ever worn a bathing suit you are unprofessional, incapable of being a marketer and you should be ashamed of yourself according to *Kickass Masterminds* a Houston-based, "expert-led" marketing agency. This is abhorrent.

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This girl applied for an internship at a company, and they put up this screenshot of her in a bikini on their company Instagram, publicly telling everybody they wouldn’t hire her because of this photo.

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

2 years

millennials on facebook are fascinating like what is the thought process around posting intimate details of your divorce to a small audience of literally everyone you've ever come in contact with since age 15 and the emojis? i need to know the motive

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

2 years

@RadioShack holy shit I just got dunked on by RadioShack in 2022 💀

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

2 years

it’s sad that most peoples toddlers can’t even get thru a meal at a restaurant without watching tv on the iPad

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

shoutout to y’all

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

just poppin in to remind y’all that I’m dat bitch & when I go camera off in a zoom it’s bc the lighting is bomb and I need to snap a selfie

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

yea I embarrass myself on the TL daily but at least I never posted the urban dictionary definition of my name

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

5 years

When your once-engaged employees slowly disengage in company culture, it’s not an act of rebellion or a show of disdain on their part. A previously engaged high-performer doesn't suddenly become a "bad culture fit" No, nothing has drastically changed about you or them.

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

i break out in hives every time i hear "girl boss" used un-ironically

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

grown men on dating apps really be out here saying the biggest risk they've ever taken is move to a new city 😭 y'all need to get out more

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

ive said it once and i'll say it again vibes are the most important KPI 📈

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

linkedin is so uninspiring these days 🥱 if i have to scroll past one more video of some executive in their beautiful home telling me what they've learned as a leader/how they prepared their company/why other companies are failing/etc. in the era of COVID-19, i might lose it.

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

men love to say you're screaming when you're literally just not speaking with upward inflection

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

lil Vegas photo dump!! Got to hang with one of my childhood besties 🥺

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

me

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

2 years

reminder: post #metoo , society was absolutely fiending for an imperfect victim to discredit & mock so that women would go back to being afraid of speaking out against powerful abusers anyone who participated in this is cruel & ignorant

lilian

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🧵 A thread on companies and brands who participated in the global humiliation of Amber Heard and profited from the Depp v. Heard trial.

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

whoever decided to add the "you said 'attached' but did not attach anything" warning in gmail — i wanna marry u

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

4 years

how am i supposed to find a husband working from an exercise ball in my living room 11 hours a day

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

a dentist office just sent me InMail trying to recruit me as a patient I am ✨d o n e ✨

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

who makes logos hmu

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

just got referred to as a 'junior marketing professional' lmfao

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Amanda 🐶 🌸

@very_demanda

3 years

nothing makes me more grateful for my social media-less childhood than watching my 11-year-old niece's live stream of her reviewing slime to approximately 0 people for 21 minutes straight

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