why has the rocket ship emoji become the unofficial uniform of startup bro twitter
jamesπ ur doing content marketing for a note-taking app this ain't no SpaceX
i love when guys who wouldn't have given me the time of day in high school end up in an entry-level role in tech & reach out to me on Linkedin like "wow seems like you're doing really well!"
ohhhhhhhh how the turntables have turned
i hate that people feel the need to say things like "first vacation I've taken in X years" as justification for when they take a vacationπ
don't ππΌ feel ππΌ guilty ππΌ for ππΌ taking ππΌ time ππΌ off!
it fuels burnout culture & sets an unhealthy example for those around u
*ice breaker in team meeting*
what's your biggest fear? amanda, you go first
me: mediocrity
everyone else: sharks, birds, spiders, snakes
everyone:
me: oh
i swear to god everyone on LinkedIn is living in 2017
βitβs important to talk about mental healthβ βitβs ok to have impostor syndromeβ
like literally where have you been
Finally got around to reflecting on my struggle with
#ImpostorSyndrome
during the application process to speak at
@HubSpot
's
#INBOUND
conference last year π¬ If you're considering
#PublicSpeaking
and avoiding taking the plunge, it's worth the read.
how do people manage to work hard at their jobs, raise kids, take care of pets, exercise, work on themselves, and also do things they enjoy?? howwwwwπ
as a hiring manager, do you find it off-putting if a candidate who is actually quite qualified sends you a linkedin request w/brief note?
when I was hiring, I thought it showed initiative and it made me make sure to look at their application.
so sick of basics making super aimless and agreeable linkedin polls like "do you think that you should get paid for your worth?"
like what value r u adding to this cesspool come on
i put something off for literally months and then finally convince myself to do it and i complete it super easily and quickly.
i would simply be too powerful if i did not procrastinate god is lookin out for y'all
y'all. it's here. new Thot Leader merch shop is live. new styles, new snark.
yes, HATS!!! crop tops!!! crewneck hoodies & more to come
to celebrate, all products are 10% off until midnight tomorrow πΈπ₯
discount automatically applied at checkout
ππΌ
babe what's wrong?
nothing
just thinking about how juul branded itself as a cigarette cessation device but targeted youth from the beginning because cigarette smoking was in decline and they needed to find a way to get this generation hooked on nic
i once worked for a company that did mArKeTiNg AtTriButiOn by manually copying each touchpoint from every contact on the account on the opportunity into a fucking google sheet with some lil calculations they literally just made up i shit u not
i love how rattled people get when i say that marketing attribution is made up
like idk maybe you should have thought about this before you made it your entire personality π€·πΌββοΈ
i get genuinely offended when girls i went to high school with try to recruit me for their MLM schemes
like don't you know i have a thriving shitposting career? rude
PSA: if you're a woman with a body and you have ever worn a bathing suit you are unprofessional, incapable of being a marketer and you should be ashamed of yourself according to *Kickass Masterminds* a Houston-based, "expert-led" marketing agency.
This is abhorrent.
This girl applied for an internship at a company, and they put up this screenshot of her in a bikini on their company Instagram, publicly telling everybody they wouldnβt hire her because of this photo.
millennials on facebook are fascinating
like what is the thought process around posting intimate details of your divorce to a small audience of literally everyone you've ever come in contact with since age 15
and the emojis? i need to know the motive
When your once-engaged employees slowly disengage in company culture, itβs not an act of rebellion or a show of disdain on their part.
A previously engaged high-performer doesn't suddenly become a "bad culture fit"
No, nothing has drastically changed about you or them.
linkedin is so uninspiring these days π₯±
if i have to scroll past one more video of some executive in their beautiful home telling me what they've learned as a leader/how they prepared their company/why other companies are failing/etc. in the era of COVID-19, i might lose it.
reminder:
post
#metoo
, society was absolutely fiending for an imperfect victim to discredit & mock so that women would go back to being afraid of speaking out against powerful abusers
anyone who participated in this is cruel & ignorant
nothing makes me more grateful for my social media-less childhood than watching my 11-year-old niece's live stream of her reviewing slime to approximately 0 people for 21 minutes straight