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disorganized fool | haruspex in training | education, politics, art, gaming | 28

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@verminhands
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4 years
Today's mood. #BidenHarris2020
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@verminhands
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Sweet, perfect boy. I'm sorry you were dealt a bad hand. I love you.
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Rick and Morty is going to be the next adult animation style we cannot escape.
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@verminhands
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Today, after six years, @VaushV finally let me chop his ponytail off. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Celebrated four years with @VaushV today. ๐Ÿ˜ณ I'm forever thankful we both swiped right in January 2016 and chose to make it official that October. I'll never forget the words that cemented our relationship after months of hooking up: "...so are we like, dating now?" ๐Ÿฅฐ
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@verminhands
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Happy 27th Birthday @VaushV ! You've come so far and I couldn't be prouder to have been with you through it all. Can't believe we've spent six birthdays together, feels like just yesterday we did 16 shots of Smirnoff Sours Berry Lemon vodka and I fell for you while hungover. ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅด
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@verminhands
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POV you're running towards Destiny, coke bottle in hand
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@verminhands
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expectations vs. reality
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@verminhands
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@calebsaysthings In my old county we had The Yak Men. I was going to describe them but then I found pictures. Seeing them always felt like a cryptid sighting. Hope youโ€™re well, Yak Men. โœจ๐Ÿƒโœจ
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Thread of @VaushV during today's stream. ๐Ÿฅด
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@verminhands
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How @shoe0nhead is looking rn...
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the real debate
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@verminhands
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3 years
Really makes you thinkโ€ฆ
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@verminhands
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3 years
New pride flag just dropped @VaushV . ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
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@verminhands
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Meet our new son, Daniil Dankovsky. He was born on 9/11 is literally brain damaged. He's also deaf! Daniil is a 2 month old 2.5lb Devon Rex. His fur is silky soft and curly! He may look like he doesn't have whiskers but they curl too. ๐Ÿฅบ He's not home yet but will be soon!
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@verminhands
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I canโ€™t believe I caught this on video. ๐Ÿฅบ
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@verminhands
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Itโ€™s been snowing for the past few days and Artemy is obsessed! ๐ŸŒจ Heโ€™s been waiting by the door all day for the chance to go on another walk. โ„๏ธ
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@verminhands
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! I hope everyone is as comfortable and content as they can be during this unusual holiday season. ๐Ÿฅฐ Also @VaushV got me spooky goats! ๐Ÿ˜ญ I love them so much! ๐Ÿ’•
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@verminhands
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Vaush: Fuck, why do I have a headache all of a sudden? also Vaush: I havenโ€™t drank any water in 18 hours. ๐Ÿค”
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LESS THAN 24 HOURS WE RAISED A QUARTER MILLION LETS FUCKING GOOO @VaushV WE HAVE SUCH A KIND COMMUNITY ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@verminhands
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baby smush
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Merry Christmas Eve! @conureCC , @VaushV , and I set up the tree last night. Feeling deeply lucky I finally get to spend my holidays with chosen loved ones. Hope you're enjoying your festivities as much as we are. ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ’•
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@verminhands
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tasty chicken
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@verminhands
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Guess what? You can now buy @VaushV merch! To start, we have a 100% cotton, unisex fit, stretchy, and VERY comfy shirt you can buy to put on your very own body here: ๐ŸŽŠ Vaush is 6'2" and wearing a 1X but this garment is available in sizes XS to 3X!
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@verminhands
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Artemy has a lot to say tonight! ๐Ÿ—ฃ
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@verminhands
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Trumpy dumpy. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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@verminhands
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Mid 40s today so the cats are camped out in front of the space heater. What comfy babies. โ˜บ๏ธ
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Pampered little bastards. ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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@verminhands
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Merry Christmas! Today was lovely. ๐Ÿ’•
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@verminhands
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I went shooting with @VaushV , @conureCC , and some beloved friends the other day. I finally shot a gun for the first time and got to try out a few! I can't say I enjoy shooting guns but it feels good to know how to use one properly now.
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@verminhands
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Feel like pure shit just want him back x
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@verminhands
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Slowly but surely... ๐Ÿฅบ
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@verminhands
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Happy 2nd Birthday to this tiny, stinky, flightless bird! ๐ŸŽŠ
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Whose breath is stinkier? ๐Ÿ‘…
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@verminhands
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This shit is why I get so annoyed at the โ€œcoomer commieโ€ memes and constantly upholding sexualizing folks (mainly femmes letโ€™s be real) as some weird new form of acceptable progressivism. Being openly horny for strangers isnโ€™t funny, cute, progressive, or acceptable.
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Oh the joys of having a streaming career and a pet. ๐Ÿฅด Thankfully Artemy did not break any of @VaushV โ€™s set up despite trying his best to run straight through the monitor.
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Some rare and cursed Artemy pictures for yโ€™all. Heโ€™s almost a year old! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Heโ€™s finally letting her sleep in his bed. ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’•
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Thought we were gonna have to do a midnight Emergency Vet run when I found Artemy gagging and clawing at his mouth with blood on his tongue and front arms. Unable to see what was stuck I assumed it was a pushpin or something else small and sharp and began to panic, running (1/2)
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Pigeon playing while @VaushV dunks on Tim Pool.
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Happy Halloween! Stay safe and warm. ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‚
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People keep tagging me in this, you got me okay? @VaushV they're calling us out. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@lesliejrising
Leslie J Rising
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Every leftist girl's boyfriend looks like fucking Yukon Cornelius
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One year ago today @VaushV and I met Artemy while on a walk and decided to bring him home. Heโ€™s been an absolute menace to raise but I wouldnโ€™t change a thing! Heโ€˜s a perfect baby and Iโ€™m thankful every day that we were lucky enough to meet. ๐Ÿฅฐ
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Turns out we donโ€™t own a cat so much as a snake in a can. He puts himself in there because he knows where he truly belongs @VaushV .
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Guess who got his teeth cleaned today! He's very high from the sedation but seems to be having a good time.
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Canโ€™t believe Iโ€™ve known this demon for less than a year!
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Spent Christmas Eve watching 90s anime, drinking hot chocolate, and wrapping gifts with @VaushV and the kitties. They were very helpful and not at all a massive distraction. โ˜บ๏ธ
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Thought Pigeon looked pretty while sunbathing today and tried my best to get some flattering pictures of her...
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The kitties' true appearances have been immortalized in tattoo form! It took about six hours and I'm so happy with how they're stylized!๐Ÿ’•Rubin will be incorporated once he grows up. I'll post another picture once the swelling goes down!
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โœจ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆHappy Halloween!๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„โœจ Please stay inside and stay safe, healthy, and cozy!๐Ÿ’•
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Stopped by Market of The Beast in Seattle and picked up this tiny knife! Perfect for Pigeon's baby crimes. ๐Ÿ”ช It is not sharp enough to hurt her, only those she intends to harm. ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›
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Y'all really met @VaushV 's PCRF dono goal of $10,000 in TEN MINUTES! ๐Ÿ˜ญ This community is so generous oh my god. ๐Ÿฅบ
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to put clothes on. @VaushV managed to pry his mouth open but we still couldnโ€™t see what it was until Artemy crinkled his nose to reveal a fucking piece of kibble wedged between his left canine and incisors. Dumbass made himself bleed because he got food stuck in his teeth. ๐Ÿฅด
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This Tweet is funny and true so I'm giggling but I do hope people realize that asexuality is a spectrum. It's actually pretty easy to understand that you can engage in sexual acts for reasons other than desire or attraction. That's why we have the term "asexual spectrum". (1/4)
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His ultrasounds were looked over by multiple vets and showed extreme scarring, swelling, and deformation likely caused by renal dysplasia - a congenital kidney development defect. Meaning he was born with these problems and we're lucky to have had him for as long as we did.
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PSA reminder to PLEASE take care of your mental health or your unmediated chronic anxiety may make you ask your bf to end stream and drive you to the ER because you think youโ€™re dying ๐Ÿฅด
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The paper towels are returning to their natural habitat. Nature is healing. We are the virus. ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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foetus
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Thank you to everyone who loved him too and has offered kind words or art. They're beautiful. Thank you.
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We were told he had "kidneys of a 17 year old cat" and that they were missing many of the layers necessary for processing and normal functioning. Even if we'd caught it even earlier it's unlikely to have changed the outcome. He was loved fiercely and that's what matters.
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Some truly thought provoking discourse happening tonight on Twitter dot com. ๐Ÿค”
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i can be your angle or yuor devil @VaushV
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The snow built up overnight! Artemy tried his best to make snow angels. ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿฝ
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With how Artemy was acting I thought theyโ€™d take a lot longer to get to this point but it seems like theyโ€™re actually friends now! ๐Ÿฅบ All they want to do is play fight and clean each other, Iโ€™m so proud! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Happy holidays, it's Artemy's favorite time of year because he gets to try and eat the thick plastic lights again! He tries his best but these outdoor lights are very cat proof. ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’ก
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Madonna and Child c. 2020
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@shoe0nhead Shit like this makes me so sad, it's why I go out of my way to compliment people when I see something about them I like. I love when people tell me my shirt is cute or my hair is nice or that they like my tattoos so I try to pass it along. @ everyone reading you are stunning!! ๐Ÿฅฐ
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How Janich sounds debating @VaushV on @ModernDayDebate rn. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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All the right people are mad, we know @VaushV won. Stellar show, if you haven't watched it PLEASE do.
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Artemy says gay rights! ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿˆโค๏ธ
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W-what if we kissed in the "Learn To Literally Become A Dog" workshop..? ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Vaush ๐ŸŒด ๐Ÿฅฅ
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Happy New Year! ๐ŸŽŠ 2021 is the year of #SuperCapitalism , prepare yourselves. ๐Ÿ˜ค
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@VaushV You look like a liberal LARPing as an anarchist online and itโ€™s making her cry.
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So happy birthday you goofy bastard, I adore you and always will. Oh and Happy Valentine's Day too. ๐Ÿ’•
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They seem to love posing in front of @VaushV 's stream lights, such dramatic babies. ๐Ÿˆ
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Sheโ€™s officially ours! ๐Ÿ˜ญ Sheโ€™s a two week old blue tuxedo sphynx cat. ๐Ÿ’•
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Always find it funny when folks insult my looks like I care about their stinky opinions. They can stay mad while I say cute, happy, satisfied, adored by my partner, and minding my own business. ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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People out there are writing fanfics about our household now I guess. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Vaush ๐ŸŒด ๐Ÿฅฅ
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. @conureCC you're being dragged lmao
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new cryptid just dropped
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I was a bit sad about missing the Jupiter-Saturn conjunction due to stormy skies but it's snowing! ๐ŸŒจ๏ธ On the Solstice no less! Artemy and I went outside to enjoy the fresh snow for a bit and now he's begging to be let back out. Guess we both love the snow! โ„๏ธ
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you guys STOPP
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You guys I pulled a Vaush. On my first day of trying to get back into weight lifting I fucked up my right tricep. ๐Ÿ˜ญ I can hardly move it, even just to type or sit comfortably. Not sure if I over worked it or did something worse but I hope it fucks off soon I have shit to do. ๐Ÿคง
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Certainly felt the Bern tonight. โ˜บ๏ธ
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@BrosLog @VaushV Do you know how PayPal works? They take a cut of every dollar donated and Vaush's donations go through PayPal, a deduction is unavoidable. It's not dodgy and he's covering any incurred fees. Think before you speak thanks. โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿผ
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Chris Wallace: โ€œWill you condemn white supremacists?โ€ Trump: โ€œYes, Antifa bad.โ€
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I canโ€™t believe this debate is real like really happening for real irl and not a shitty SNL skit. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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