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@CDCgov Dear @CDCgov Do you realize this is basically saying there isn't a need for universal masking? EVERYONE needs to be masking at all times when community transmission is this high. MASK always regardless of symptoms, vaccine status, test results or exposure. @TheAngryEpi

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@NFL_Memes What if it wasn't the kids and simply the gas prices 🤣

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@MindMeldMedia @maricopacounty Link to all the live feed cameras 😇

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@get_innocuous I'm amazed at the number of people who don't remember/understand the impact of General Flynn as the director of D.I.A., compared to other military generals. Or for that matter, the number of people who don't realize D.I.A. is triple the size of CIA and with weapons.

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@CitadelChain @JoePompliano I think @elonmusk said it best

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@ssactrub Only the 30-45 age group will understand this analogy. I could never beat the basic Mario, but this is so true

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@NFL_Memes Aaron Rodgers is currently, officially: QB of the Packers GM of the Jets Owner of the Bears Nothing if not impressive.

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@dmills8 @Garrett_Archer @KariLake You forgot "putting a knife in" McCain loyalists.

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@_Jstern Rodgers provided the NFL with 500+ pages on "immunity" (holistic treatment) and requested politely vaccination status. NFL denied Rodgers request and he complied (minus Halloween). Brown provided the NFL with a FAKE vaccine card and enjoyed fully vaccinated freedom protocols.

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@NFL_Memes Forgot to add inflation and gas prices to the list 🤣

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@JoePompliano Satire, but also provoking into "group think"

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@NFL_Memes Aaron Rodgers is currently, officially: QB of the Packers GM of the Jets Owner of the Bears Nothing if not impressive.

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Aaron Rodgers is currently, officially: QB of the Packers GM of the Jets Owner of the Bears Nothing if not impressive.

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@TheAmericanCzar @TomFitton @elonmusk @Twitter They took the bait if they did, now @elonmusk has more proof 🤣

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@KariLakeWarRoom @katiehobbs Bashing any opponent while awaiting result is just poor taste. What is the point? It's not going to get you more votes, nor does it inspire confidence of professionalism.

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@Garrett_Archer It's a really nice home, built in 2017

13226 W BEVERLY Rd, Goodyear, AZ 85338 - 6 beds/3.5 baths

(ARMLS) 6 beds, 3.5 baths, 3672 sq. ft. house located at 13226 W BEVERLY Rd, Goodyear, AZ 85338 sold for $370,000 on Mar 30, 2010. MLS# 4318595. A fantastic price for this highly upgraded, spacious...

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@DesantisHawley @Garrett_Archer @ElectionWiz Florida has more machines, difference is FL can start using them earlier (as can many other states). AZ can't use the machines until election day. Apples to Oranges. NOT about paper ballots or mail-ins.

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@CDCgov NO other first-world country is doing this, just laughing at the U.S., especially those w/omicron experience. Rather they are limiting mass gatherings, enforcing masks, easy rapid testing, reporting accurate data (breakthroughs& reinfections), & supporting community vax clinics.

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@olhowling_husky @BowmanNancy @get_innocuous Even if completely innocent, I don't know how Charles even still has a security clearance given his connection with Michael and his ties with Russia. Feel terrible for the investigator/polygrapher handing his clearance reviews.

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@dogswearingshoe @maricopacounty @VaughnHillyard You win the internet today with this 😂

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@Mattwisdom @Garrett_Archer EVERYONE who cares does, use this link and show some gratitude or at a minimum some curiosity before shit-posting.

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@thevivafrei @elonmusk

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@Garrett_Archer My favorite part of twitter today was all the posts from both parties on curing ballots. Glad there is at least one issue each side can agree on 😇

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@RubenGallego As an elected official, it might be wise to publically stand with the "let's wait until every vote is counted strategy". Tweets like this just open you up for additional scrutiny from election deniers.... Trying to help, not criticize

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@Garrett_Archer Everyone send Garrett a drink or two for all his dedicated work on this.

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@PatMcAfeeShow @KurtBenkert @PatMcAfeeShow every Packers fan deeply wants @KurtBenkert on the show. Literally every Packers fan, Twitch viewer, anyone who shops at Target @target . Check his IG, promise you will love him and family as much as his neighbors. @OfficialAJHawk

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@TomFitton @elonmusk @Twitter Perhaps @elonmusk it using this as an opportunity to collect more evidence. The more scare lawyers and government officials reached out to him to suppress in the past hour is the icing on the cake to the story.

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@freddew0w @Garrett_Archer Name one state that is completely done counting their ballots this cycle yet? NONE are done, not even Florida. Most states just don't have anymore close races left. If DeSantis only had a 1% margin, the nation would be screaming why is FL taking so f*&$^!@ long?

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@CDCDirector Please clarify what "adhere to recommended masking" means with this update. Given high transmission levels in every state, rampant positive cases in asymptomatic individuals, omicron resistance to vaccines, shouldn't everyone be masking at all times?

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@Mi_Astronauta @smilingrain122 @Craig_A_Spencer Hugs to all the small business struggling. Breathing room might not be the best choice of words in this scenario though 🧐, long term it won't be good news when policies get stricter with increased uncontrolled spread.

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@AlexODiazNV @Garrett_Archer Agree, Lake's campaign manager should be fired for how they handled McCain.

La Bibliotecaria 🪷🌵#ForTinu

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@MarcusEdelstein @Garrett_Archer @KariLake @katiehobbs John McCain:

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@Garrett_Archer For all the skeptics in other states, here is a parody map you might find useful.

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@KurtBenkert @Target I'm surprised Target hasn't offered you and family a sponsorship yet👨‍👩‍👧🌟

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@Garrett_Archer If DeSantis only had a 31k lead today, everyone in the nation would be screaming about Florida not being finished yet.

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@PatMcAfeeShow @AaronRodgers12 Pat, you did your journalistic duty on ART. Here's the video missing from the presser that generated this meme. Probably going to need Aaron to show his right foot next Tuesday since he only showed his left today 🤣

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Aaron Rodgers was clearly waiting for the COVID-toe question because you can hear him say, “I don’t know if I have room to get my toe up there,” at the start of his press conference. Here’s his full answer about his fractured toe — with said toe on the screen.

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@BarnettforAZ Hobbs didn't need primary votes such that that many independents intentionally voted for Lake in the Primary not because they supported Lake rather knew @Karrin4Arizona would be bigger competition for @katiehobbs . Not illegal to do this rather a loophole in the system.

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@Garrett_Archer Cancel your Netflix. Love or hate him, this is a must watch of @Garrett_Archer in action working his magic.

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@TheDailyShow Wish all these ice cream haters would apply the same criticism to @dougducey who is using his business experience from Cold Stone Creamery (pun intended i.e. dead cold tombstone crematory) to manage COVID in AZ 🤦😳😱

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@DougDucey That syringe with a rolled bill might not be the best graphic😳

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@Garrett_Archer @KariLake I'm curious how many of those who left hopped on flight to Mar-A-Largo for the "big, it's going to be big" announcement tonight?

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@sharland57753 Khalissee makes Syrian Girl look like a reasonable, creditable adult.

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@Garrett_Archer What is keeping us on all of our seats and preventing any sleep is who will be the next Mine Inspector. Did anyone write in Garrett?

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@dougducey "political games" coming from you.....is that an insult or compliment?

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@TheAngryEpi So much false rhetoric from the anti-vax/mask crowd blaming the surging numbers and overwhelmed hospitals on undocumented border crossings. While we know this isn't true, Ducey highlighting/focusing on the border is indirectly fueling their "blame illegals narrative".

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@willhumble_az @JoeKGerald Bless you both for doing everything you can. "Editorial Note: I’ll spare you any editorial notes this week. At this point, one just has to throw their hands up and say- well, if these circumstances won’t convince Ducey & Herrington to do anything, nothing will."

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@Garrett_Archer If you are taking complaints this evening, why has it been 6 days without a DGJ photo? Smells like a conspiracy. We demand proof he wasn't kidnapped by a herd of elk.

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@AndyfromTucson @Garrett_Archer @KariLake @katiehobbs @bgmasters @CaptMarkKelly @RealMarkFinchem @Adrian_Fontes @AbrahamHamadeh @krismayes Tombstone selectively hand counted by draw at dawn, Bisbee consulted the local Tarot reader 🤠🌈

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@Adrian_Fontes Perhaps @Garrett_Archer (when he has time) can produce a special featuring the lifecycle of an AZ ballot in AZ? Put the issue to rest. @abc15

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@theredhombre @LandonWall_ FL is not done counting votes, just doesn't have any close races that would change the outcome. I guarantee if DeSantis was only leading by 31k, everyone in the nation would be screaming, "why isn't Florida done yet?"

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@CoachBobReish @azcentral While Hobbs is technically part of the chain at the top with many others including the governor, each county in AZ does their own process and certification. She's not really involved at all at this point and likely won't be. Doesn't mean I agree, just explaining.

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@CTrevorNelson @dougducey @TJShopeforAZ It's like no one at the federal or state level will adjust the funding metrics to account for closures/quarantines/distance learning? Surprisingly, (DeVos 🤮) in early 2020 figured it out, unsure why we can't also now?

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@archiopoli2 @Garrett_Archer Not new, ready to be tabulated.

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@JoePompliano Elon(a) makes an interesting point about society

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@Garrett_Archer The good news is that at Burton Barr, the machine recognized too many password attempts and at other locations didn't accept poorly printed ballots. Sounds like great security measures to prevent fraud to me.

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@TheAngryEpi Bless you for all your dedication and hard work. Can't imagine the mental strain on experts such as you.

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@TheOnion Fun FACT: Look closely at the link, this is just a "reprint" from @theonion in 2017 when Aaron had collarbone surgery. Completely unrelated to covid. Nothing to see here other than clickbait exploiting the political divide.

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@AZDHS it's sad when 3000+ is so frequent, worse when they consider it low due to reporting issues 😬😥

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@DanicaPatrick @DanicaPatrick your podcasts have changed my life, forever grateful and blessed to learn from your journey and curiosity .

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Even if I could get an appt at my local CVS, I would still go to Embry. My CVS tests indoors (poor mitigation strategies), Embry is drive-through. *Click on the booster photo so see she's sitting next so someone unmasked waiting for a test 😱🤦😳

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@MarkTully20 @Garrett_Archer @KariLake @katiehobbs @bgmasters @CaptMarkKelly @RealMarkFinchem @Adrian_Fontes @AbrahamHamadeh @krismayes That particular county is mostly veterans so will break party lines in support of other vets.

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@notanicemom @Garrett_Archer True, from Pima county, the bluest county in AZ. This incoming batch is from Maricopa.

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@Garrett_Archer You are Arizona's greatest treasure when it comes to objective data and timely reporting. Sending you strength, gratitude and endurance to get through such a tough evening and week ahead 😇

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@MindMeldMedia @maricopacounty Are you volunteering your time and all the equipment? Or perhaps you'r willing to wait for two years so there are only two people and one table processing each and every single ballot.

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@Easy2Spell @Garrett_Archer He needs a secret service escort until this election is done

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@DataDrivenMD Hugs. I'm so sorry. On the plus side of minus they are testing and reporting timely. As a veteran, I'd rather walk to the airport in Kabul without body armor before walking fully masked and vaccinated into my child's school with zero mitigation strategies.

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@Garrett_Archer Apparently DGJ is down for the count (sleeping, pun intended) so Daddy is back crunching the numbers? May you always be blessed Garret and Mrs. Archer for your dedication.

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@TheAngryEpi @CDCgov

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@Garrett_Archer @abc15 @NicoleSGrigg Didn't a prop pass to make @NicoleSGrigg your shadow lieutenant?

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@dougducey Wait, so now you agree with Biden? I'm so confused 😥

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@NFL_Memes Fun Fact: CeeDee is a "repeat offender" of the untucked jersey/low socks which means the fines increase each time. -NFL rules, not my personal opinion.

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@CoachBobReish @azcentral Also, unsure where you are from but @azcentral is notorious for leaving out critical context and attention grabbing headlines because they are behind a paywall so you can't get the facts without paying them $$$. I would encourage you to look at other news sources.

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@maricopacounty @MaricopaVote I have all the respect for @billgatesaz and how he managed this. Can't stop laughing though over how many national conspiracy theorists think it was "the" microsoft @BillGates who was responsible for this technical hiccup 😂

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@Garrett_Archer Hobbs stats compilation from Garrett's daily updates since Tuesday: 11/9 66 11/10 64.9 11/11 66.4 11/12 63.9 11/13 60

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@HotMessTelly @Garrett_Archer He's laying the groundwork for when there is a trend change so people understand why.

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@TheBabylonBee

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@SaveUsBatman @AZDHS @dougducey @POTUS He'll probably be at the Trump rally in Florence also.

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@NFL_Memes Caption this

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@Garrett_Archer DGJ needs one of these for Christmas.

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@kryosi_gm @Garrett_Archer This link updates real-time for each county, make sure to read the notes on the bottom of the page for important context.

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@tyschmit Aaron Rodgers is currently, officially: QB of the Packers GM of the Jets Owner of the Bears Nothing if not impressive while hiding out in his cave avoiding the media.

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@darisdog2001 @Jamal___James @Garrett_Archer Yes, here is the link, anyone is free to use it but Jamal is probably the only one who knows how so let's all show him some gratitude.

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@Whatnow7771 @Garrett_Archer Garrett explains why the AP hasn't called yet toward the end of this video, but it's worth watching the entire clip if you have 20 minutes.

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@Garrett_Archer Are you stopping by White Castle on the way?

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@pimaarizona Thanks for the update😇 @Garrett_Archer Pima incoming delayed, hoping before 8 pm

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@Luis4Congress @Garrett_Archer I'm hoping your profile is fake, otherwise you don't deserve to be elected with such a stupid question full of grammar errors.

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@Garrett_Archer 2020 Halloween when DGJ was just a little ratatouille😍

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@TylerKa87183470 @Garrett_Archer Approx 12k of the 75 k votes last night came from "box 3". So yes, "a lot" of box 3 has been counted, but that wasn't a large factor in the vote drop last night. The majority came from south Phoenix which is very blue.

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Maricopa dropped about 12k polling place votes in tonight's tally. I assume most were from our mysterious "Box 3."

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@luckytran I'm a prude, so hesitant to share, but the analogy is great minus that sperm isn't airborne

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@Garrett_Archer Beautiful, familiar sound 😇 May you be blessed always for being best the messenger.

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@BigMack_4 Do you remember in 2013/2014 when @mikemccarthy accidentally threw the challenge flag and @JordyRNelson tried to discreetly pick it up before the refs saw it? Been hunting for footage since but can't find it. 🤣

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@MVS__11 Congrats MVS, you will be missed. Let's hope this is just a funny gif and not reality week one @PatMcAfeeShow @tyschmit

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@RapSheet aaron rodgers week 1

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@TheAngryEpi @AZDHS Especially when according to the latest CDC claim that people are most contagious two days prior to symptoms, not just three days after.

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@Garrett_Archer @KariLake @katiehobbs @bgmasters @CaptMarkKelly @RealMarkFinchem @Adrian_Fontes @AbrahamHamadeh @krismayes Acts like the Wild West but also includes Bisbee and Ft Huachuca, such an interesting mix of cultures down there.

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@AZDHS @azdhs @grannydebs52 No zip code cases by day updates for past two days? @dougducey refuses state mandates b/c he claims it's up to local communities. How do we know when the zip codes reflect dated data?

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@BE22788 @nacholeber Nope, just bribes 😂

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@thetripmcneely @Jamal___James This map and thankfully Jamal has a PHD in neurodatabioengeneringrocketsurgery to interpret the data for his followers.

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@RCarhartHarris So true.

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