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Most ppl think I'm just an idiot with Internet access. But I'm just here to sprinkle sunshine on your sad mundane existence

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Sir Veggie Kray
2 years
Oops someone's gonna be in a bit of bother
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4 months
@_stay_informed @CensoredMen That's a pretty poor take on it. Her life choices are affecting his life and you're basically saying "man up". Imagine going to school and all your mates have seen your sister playing with herself on video. Kids aren't going to be discreet about it either.
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3 years
@curtiswoodhous8 That's bullshit pal, I smoke about half ounce a week and look nothing like that 😏
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7 months
@DesiSanatani They left countries with sharia law cos they didn't like it and feared for their lives. Now they want their new country to adopt sharia law 🤣🤣🤣
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5 years
Holy shiiiiiit, just got promoted and this lads outside Hillsborough in the dark taunting a fucking stand 🤣🤣🤣
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@Wayne57072607 Tbh I've not got a problem with what he said, I'm all for ppl helping their own. It's the hypocrisy that bothers me. Had a white man said this, the outcry would still be causing riots
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@bethmcgillx Merry Christmas Zoro
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@JackLevic Nobody said it was
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4 years
BREAKING NEWS: In order to protect Her Majesty the Queen from getting Corona Virus she has self isolated in Sheffield uniteds trophy cabinet. A spokesman for the palace said ‘we felt it was the safest option in England as it has not been opened in years’ #CoronaVirusUpdates
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@MPSWestminster @aliowl78 You'd think Marcello Bielsa wouldnt need to go out robbing 😏
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2 years
@swfc the calm before the storm
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4 years
@jessphillips Why are you taking your son to the supermarket? Everybody else is told not to take family members with them 🤔
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3 years
@UnleeshtheNeesh @libsoftiktok The amount of shit she talks, I'm guessing....... A lot 😏
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1 year
@TheMadMan1666 They've been empowered because so many ppl defend them and call anyone who complains a far right nazi. They know they can do what they want and nobody is going to do anything about it
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1 year
Not one for bad omens or dislike of emblems etc. But our club has gone downhill since we changed from this to this 🤔
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5 years
So Sheffield United fans. Where was this champagne football you claim to play? All I saw was a lot of hoofball, strikers unable to get out of @Big_Hec35 pocket and a team playing for a draw. Also quietest fans to visit Hillsborough in big numbers
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4 years
The Sheffield Utd team visited Sheffield Children's Hospital today..... “It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope” ........ said George, aged 6!
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Slag me all you want, but I've not seen anything from Beadle to suggest he's any better than Dawson or Charles. If we're gonna develop a young keeper. I'd rather it was our own tbh
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@TomiCaws Looks like you walked out to me, rather than getting thrown out tbf
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3 years
@roysmithMPS How it started v how it's ending 🤔
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3 years
@Cambridge_Uni @HSBC_UK I'm not going to bleat on about racism etc cos it's his money and he can do what he wants.... But I would ask the question how this would be recieved if it was a white guy paying for white only scholarships 🤔... You can't deal with racism until you tackle the hypocrisy
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5 years
On behalf of #swfc I'd like to apologise to everyone on the #lufc hashtag for daring to beat you at the weekend. We know you're the champions of the known universe and it must be very hard to take a defeat.... Hope you all make a full recovery and manage to stop the tears 😭😭
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20 days
@MrsRoyKeaneo Turn the quilt cover inside out. Put your hands to the bottom corners. Grab the 2 corners of the quilt. Lift and shake. It's not difficult tbf
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3 years
@stereid2 @talkSPORT Too right pal, nobody celebrates in the home end at Watford 🤣🤣
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2 years
@ScarcityStudios @kwilliam111 Why are the police letting everyone walk away from the scene and why isn't the person filming it running to the police to show the video so the offenders can be grabbed at the scene??
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@PhilSpenc23 Lovely fella, absolutely shocking manager. Just got lucky with a team perfectly built by Xisco. Anyone looking for a new manager, Xisco is your man. Stay away from Röhl 😏 🤣
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5 years
I see a lot of fans praising Bruce for our 2nd half of the season turn around and we all know what a fantastic manager he is. But I think credit also has to go to @BullenFootball , he was part of the initial turn around and gave Brucey a good platform
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22 days
It's happening folks. Welcome to S6 @WindassJnr 😏🤣
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1 year
Fuckin hell, they've took it worse than I thought 🤣🤣
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4 months
@RealTells @_stay_informed @CensoredMen Yeah, cos teenage boys never look at porn do they 🤣🤣
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4 years
I will say this only once, it's not an opinion, its 100% fact...... Gary Monk is not the problem at Sheffield Wednesday football club and that's my last tweet on the subject
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3 years
I've something to confess, I'm addicted to @swfc . It's Friday night and I'm sat here looking forward to the match tomorrow in the slight hope that tomorrow is the day, tomorrow we finally kick start our season and put a run together. Please send help, I need an intervention
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6 years
@virpeds I've found a box of pills that cures paedophiles instantly
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1 year
@AvonandsomerRob Looks like the coke has come on a bit strong to me. Think he got confused when they said it was a party for Charlie
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6 months
@FBAwayDays The miracle of Hillsborough
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2 years
Sometimes you've just got to laugh 😂😂
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2 years
This isn't anything new, bouncers on London Rd (Sheffield) have been letting pigs in their pubs for years
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Bouncer lets a 10st pig inside a pub because he 'looked friendly' 😄
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2 years
@AHart1974 @cotterill_david Bit wasn't the whole Covid narrative built on saving your granny... Now it seems they don't matter and they were gonna die anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Anyone remember that time when the so called top 6 tried to ruin English football and it was said a points deduction would hurt the fans and its not their fault, do they got a pissy little fine 🤔😂😂
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Sheffield Wednesday are at risk of a six-point deduction if they fail to pay players on or before January 1, 2022. Three points if they fail to pay between January 2022 and June 30, 2022. Here is the full EFL statement. #SWFC
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1 year
@Klaus_Arminius My SA brother in law says apartheid never went, it just changed management. He's lost 3 businesses due to the black majority owned rule. He had to give a 3rd of his business to black partners and each time he built it up and they kicked him out
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2 years
@MikeMur25778928 @FreeBeacon It'll go a little something like this.... The way aeroplanes fly on the wind is fantastic... When I was a young senator I passed wind .... Anyway... True story
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@GaryLineker But you're perpetuating the anger, hatred and division. After the vote, the whole country/government should have got behind the result and shown a United Kingdom. But oh no, you had to cry about it and stamp your feet for 2.5 years 🤷‍♂️😏
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@Bushra1Shaikh Surely on this basis a Muslim should never be allowed to be a British MP. You've just admitted that your faith and Islam will always come first and Britain will always come 2nd
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2 years
@PrisonPlanet If they offend you, just go and pull them down... That's how it works isn't it 🤔
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4 years
@robinmonotti @2021yearoftruth This tactic has been used before during the UK miners strike... Interesting that this picture was taken in 1984 😬
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3 months
Wednesday celebrating the biggest great escape in championship history seems to have triggered lots of other football fans and I find it funny as fuck 🤣🤣
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1 year
Swfc fanbase this week Monday "fuckin shit bastards get em all sacked Tuesday" still pissed off about that result " Wednesday" ya never know what could happen " Thursday" I reckon we can do it ya know" 😂😂
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2 years
@drfunk387 @NoahPollak As an ex heroin addict, I can safely say this wouldn't have made a blind bit of difference to my addiction. In fact I wouldn't have even noticed it. If I'd not got any, my sole mission would be to get some, if I had got some I'd be too high to give a shit about a poster 🤷🏻‍♂️
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1 year
@DVATW Anybody should have the right to defend themselves when under attack
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5 years
@Big_Hec35 @swfc Just watch Frank Lampards Derby pal. They sing all our songs 🤣🤣
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@Tinoladobo @TheNotoriousMMA Arent you confident that your vaccine worked? Or have you worked out it doesn't stop you getting it and it doesn't stop you passing it on and you're feeling a bit silly. So you're blaming us for not getting the protection that didnt protect you 🤔
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@fesshole Mines even worse. I invited all my... erm...mates out for my 40th birthday. None of them turned up. I sat in the pub by myself. It was at that point I realised, I thought I'd got loads of friends, but I just know a lot of ppl 😏🤣
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4 months
Dear @swfc I'm not angry, I'm just very disappointed 😏
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@syptweet This should have been 12 years like the one you tweeted yesterday 🤔 The British justice system is a joke and there's no consistency
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5 years
Reyt surprised @DarrenBurkeSYN isn't all over this.......... Bus catches fire near Sheffield Wednesday fan who regularly visits Sheffield Wednesday ground 😏
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@ftbl_txmmy @GilliesB27 His mother wouldn't suck him off is my bet
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@LiamFox @UEFA Wait... You're fine with ppl not having the jab to be treated as 2nd class citizens tho 🤔
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2 years
@cteale_ It's not my video, I had it sent me in WhatsApp... But 50 quid and I'll pretend it is 😏
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@ClownWorld_ The security guard didn't seem to be in a hurry to get there
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5 years
😂😂😂 Reunited at last
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@danwheelerr @dan_N_smith I bet they've all got some kind of "resist hate" message in thier bio too
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1 year
Dear swfc fans.... Have fuckin day off. You've had your month of meltdowns, now let's get behind the players and the manager
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@FBAwayDays Yes... I always want English teams to win in Europe... Obviously except Liverpool
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@profnfenton @mikemike7777777 @BBCNews BBC watching the protests 🤣🤣
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3 years
Jennifer Aniston has got as many points as Sheffield united 😏
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@The92Bible No words needed
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@talkRADIO Private jets, petrol guzzling cavalcades, diesel generators to charge electric cars. All to tell us we have to save the planet .... My response is "when the hypocrisy stops, I might start to listen. Don't piss in my face and tell me it's raining"
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2 years
@NoContextHumans I like that... Well done to the staff coming out to back their mate up 👏👏
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Proper don't get why @YesWeCrann and @AlexMiller91 get so much grief when they're reporting on Wednesday stuff. Lads put some reyt hours in. Joe isn't just a reporter, he's an actual fan who moved half way across the world to do this job
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2 years
@Michael74758453 @rejectthegreat1 Surely it would be paramedics putti g her in the ambulance anyway, not firemen 🤔
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3 years
@DesmondSwayne @Viewfromher Because if they admit the emergancy is over, then they have to withdraw the emergancy vaccine powers. This doesn't stop until they vaccinate everybody who they can
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3 years
@Andy_In_The_UK @PatWilliams1944 It doesn't require fiddling the death stats either
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5 years
Good morning Wednesday fans, hope you all have a wonderful day........ Except Paul Jennings, he's a cunt and I hope his next shit is like a cactus dipped in chilli sauce
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1 year
@AntiRacismDay No idea what noncing kids has to do with racism. You impress the far left and the peados, but decent folk will distance themselves from you
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5 years
@TheStarOwls @VitalWednesday Stuart Downing......... With the Bruce situation, I'm relieved I didn't join Wednesday fans....... Not half as fuckin relieved as we are 😂😂
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Sir Veggie Kray
1 year
This Vardy thing is amazing. We've got fans who think he's gonna drop about 100k in wages to come to us and other fans who don't want him cos he's too old 🤣🤣. Love being a Wednesday fan me. Oh and a week after promotion we're moaning about the colour of shorts and a flat cap 😂
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6 years
Love it, loads of Wednesday fans slating Joao, he scores two and now he's a reyt player 🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
@ClownWorld_ What the McFuck is that
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2 years
@DJ63808879 @cwt_news I hope the sirens would just slowly die out like they do if a toy car runs out of power 😂😂
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4 years
@domhowson Least we played on our own pitch, how's Coventry's pitch?
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5 years
And sky were wanking over the fact the Premier league spunked 1.2 billion English pounds in this window.... Fuck off modern football
@MarcIles
Marc Iles
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#BuryFC facing extinction after 125 unbroken service to the Football League. Founder members #BWFC marooned in admin - still unable to sell a ticket to a game being played on Saturday (against homeless #ccfc ). But millions more 💸to be spent before 5pm, eh? How exciting...
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@ninnyd101 Don't go down the bullshit route it makes us all look dishonest... You can see its dubbed by reading her lips ffs
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3 years
@TradBritGroup Why are they kicking off in London. Surely fighting for justice in Afghanistan would have more effect if they did it in Afghanistan. Or maybe they could have stayed around and actually fought the taliban, after all surely its them that are their enemy 🤔
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5 years
@robyn_spence_ I'm fat but identify as skinny.... I'm trans-slender 😏
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2 years
@libsoftiktok I think she realised half way through that she'd disproved her own point 🤣🤣
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6 years
@TheNotoriousMMA Everyone's talking about the Khabib v McGregor fight.... the Ferguson v Pettis fight before it was far better. 2 men who actually wanted to fight and not just roll around cuddling
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Sir Veggie Kray
1 year
Imagine being a Wednesday fan, getting player of the year and scoring a 98th minute equaliser to complete an amazing come back and take it to extra time and ultimately win on penalties.... Proud mum moment @palmerally @LiamJPalmer 👏👏👏
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Sir Veggie Kray
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I've just claimed #wawaw as my intellectual property as its different to wawaw....... I am gifting the use of #wawaw to @swfc and every single Wednesday fan on the planet...... (Except Paul Jennings) ..... To use as they wish 😏
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@AndrewWilliaaf @LanceForman @BorisJohnson What's the Israeli government doing on a London bus tho🤔
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1 year
@BishopAHarley @wokevideo Beads on long hair would be dangerous for other players. If he was allowing white girls yo play with beads in their hair, they might have a point about racism. If not, then it's purely a safety issue
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@ImSoSketchist_ @ZubyMusic @JoeWMAGA Is that another way of saying he's the wrong kind of black man cos he doesn't push the narrative 🤔
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3 years
@AvonandsomerRob As Ricky Gervais once said... Tell your jokes, you're not responsible for others being offended, that's on them.... Cracking words to live by
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4 years
@Football__Tweet I'll just leave this here 😉
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3 years
@FogCityMidge He's just doing his pulp fiction impression 😂😂
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