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Just here to let you know about dumb shit I heard during the day and i was on survivor 38 yeeeee IG @veeblestherapper

Queens, NY
Joined December 2018
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@veebaamonde
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4 years
Idk who needs to hear this, but if you can't afford the cost of veterinary care, YOU CAN'T AFFORD THE PET. Think before spending $30 on a hamster & realize its a living creature who will depend on you. And PLEASE stop demonizing the vet workers who tell you the cost of care ffs
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@veebaamonde
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2 years
CAN WE ALL AGREE THAT THERES NO WAY THAT GABLER JUST WON. THERE'S NO WAY. WHAT. WHAAAAAT. CASSIDY. ROBBED. #Survivor #survivor43
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@veebaamonde
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11 months
Our faces when that girl said she wants to quit on day 2 #Survivor45 @elizaorlins
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@veebaamonde
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5 years
I am really not liking these girls back tracking on the Dan issue. I dont mean in the gameplay aspect. I mean in their private confessionals. Survivors of assault are not believed often enough. Fuck that. Be better.
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@veebaamonde
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9 months
The face of someone who did not in fact have Bruce's idol @kellienalb #Survivor45
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@veebaamonde
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4 years
@Kissmyartt When I first told my boyfriend I love you he said "but what even is love"
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
10 months
Sean saying he went on #survivor bc he wanted it to rewrite his life & quit when he realized it wasn't doing that, in my opinion, is a product of how Jeff now speaks about Survivor. Every ep he asks someone to talk about what Survivor means to them. Why can't it just be [thread]
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10 months
Sean Edwards has 'intense feeling of regret' over quitting #Survivor and says 'I have to find a way to come to terms with that.' Check out our full #Survivor45 interview.
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@veebaamonde
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2 years
Did anyone tell Jonathan he was allowed to shower and change? #Survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
11 months
I'm watching #Survivor45 for the plot. The plot:
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@veebaamonde
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1 month
I've been doing this thing called "beat the edible" where you take an edible and try to do as many house chores as possible before it hits and might I say my house has never been cleaner
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@veebaamonde
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2 years
Unpopular opinion: enough backstory #survivor
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@veebaamonde
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4 years
I have so much respect for Natalie and her strength, determination and endurance. But also, Natalie has survived zero tribal councils without immunity this season. #survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
3 years
Did you guys know that gaining 6 pounds after a traumatic starvation experience (survivor) then a year long pandemic could cause your partner to tell you they aren't physically attracted to you anymore? Anyway, gonna film my audition tape for the bachelor now. #single #boywhat
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
5 years
Oh what so he fucking fondled a camera woman and that was the final straw? #Survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
10 months
gritty players again. We've had some recently, no doubt, but they are the minority now. If you played Survivor & you came to terms with something big in your past, I'm happy for you. But I don't watch Survivor to see therapeutic journies. I want to see the greatest game on TV.
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
10 months
I'm going to sacrifice my vote to extend my idol but I'm going to also cancel that out and then I'm going to ignite my amulet and melt this candle and then I'll leave tribal without power but have safety and- #survivor
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@veebaamonde
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5 years
THAT WAS THE MOST NOURA THING NOURA COULD HAVE EVER DONE #survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
2 years
James: Owen's kind of a snake. Owen: *crying while painting a smiley face saying he just wants to have fun* #survivor
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@veebaamonde
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2 years
My face when that challenge lasted only 12 minutes #Survivor42
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
4 years
Adam in the rain: EVERYONE IS A PUSSY I LIVED THROUGH A CYCLONE LITTLE BABIES Adam on the pole: im so scared
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@veebaamonde
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4 months
Wow I really thought the preview of Hunter in the tree was going to be a spy shack situation. And it was fucking hide and seek. #survivor #survivor46
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@veebaamonde
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2 years
Advantage: BEWARE Cody: #Survivor
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@veebaamonde
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4 years
I love Ethan and I have insane respect for everyone who just did that monstrous trek but also this segment was ENTIRELY too long. #survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
4 years
NATALIE IS A BEAST. MICHELE WINS IMMUNITY. TONYS IN THE SPY NEST. IM LOVIN IT #survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
4 years
Fellow white ppl I am concerned at how many of u dont understand white privilege. If I may, white privilege does NOT mean u had no hardship bc u are white. It means that being white did not make your life HARDER. U can be white and have problems. But being white ISNT the problem
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
2 years
Congratulations Cassidy 🙄 I'm over fire making. Another boring winner. #Survivor #Survivor43
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@veebaamonde
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5 years
THEY SAT OUT NOURA COULD SHE HAVE FAILED HARDER OMFG I AM DECEASED #survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
2 years
I AM SCREAMING THE VETERANS STORY IS GETTING MORE AIR TIME THAN I DID. #Survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
2 years
This is so overly emotional for WHAT. Please. For the love of God, give me a villain. #survivor
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@veebaamonde
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2 years
What if, the real prize, was the friends we made along the way? #Survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
5 years
Can you put Survivor on a resume? Also is anyone hiring 🙃
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
3 years
My face when Evvie wins after 3 minutes
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
5 years
I abhor this predatory excuse: "I was just moving past you, thats why I touched your shoulders" (waist, lower back) Interestingly Ive never felt the need to caress the small of a mans back when hes in my way? How about excuse me or if all else fails a rude but platonic shove.
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@veebaamonde
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4 months
I don't feel like typing it again #survivor
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@veebaamonde
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2 years
Lindsay: No one is throwing me under the bus so I'LL DO IT MYSELF #Survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
10 months
Nooooo not another completely arbitrary split negating all of the work you've done to make relationships at the merge ugh what's even the point of having alliances #survivor
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@veebaamonde
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3 months
With only 6 days to go, I find it interesting that everyone still seems to be targeting people that no one really likes, rather than threats to win the game. #Survivor46 #survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
2 years
Jeff Probst I love you but I swear to God if you don't stop talking the camera... #Survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
2 years
Grouping them together and forcing them to vote someone out immediately is the karma a men's alliance deserves #survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
10 months
Survivor? You reap what you sow. I understand how Survivor can be extremely transformative for people-but any significant trauma that pushes you to your limits will. This isn't a meditative yoga retreat, and it shouldn't be sold as one. Maybe it's just me but I want to see (2/3)
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@veebaamonde
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5 months
Kenzie and Tiff are being so nice to Bhanu I don't want to hear shit about villains. If you're terrible at Survivor you get voted off Survivor like cmon bro #survivor46
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@veebaamonde
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1 year
Trans rights are human rights. Gay rights are human rights. No, I'm not interested in your anti-human opinion. Yes, opinions can be wrong. Yes, you can unfollow me. I will not be taking questions at this time.
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@veebaamonde
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2 years
Who knew someone wearing an Ostrich shirt could be so sneaky. #Survivor42
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
6 months
Watching Survivor now "Oh I'm nerdy, geeky, kind of weird I know I'm not everyone's cup of tea" Girl don't worry in new era Survivor you sound like you're about to be everyone's cup of tea #survivor
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@veebaamonde
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3 years
Today is the first birthday I've had in 12 years that I haven't had a partner to share the day with. It's also the first birthday ever that I've lived completely on my own. Change is hard, growth is good, and I'm celebrating myself today like no one else can. 👑🎉 #27
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@veebaamonde
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5 years
Thoughts: Kellee won that episode hands down we love a strategic feminist queen. I'm mad Janet didnt get offered an actual good deal after turning down the stupid one, what the hell. I feel bad for Jack, he got approximately zero storyline then went home. Ew dan, stop. #survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
1 year
Perhaps it is time for me to come to terms with the fact that my favorite show on television since childhood simply no longer exists #survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
4 years
Whether it benefits Tony in the long run or not, gotta love making 4 the majority of 9. #survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
5 years
Been home from survivor for almost a full year. Just started looking for a finale dress....yesterday. #survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
11 months
We got 90 minutes for a quit? Ew #Survivor45
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
6 months
Wait it's hilarious that survivor reuses puzzles but won't reuse large heavy reptiles. Gotta change those up. #Survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
2 years
Does Rocksroy have a wife...? Does Rocksroy know that confessionals like... get aired? #Survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
1 year
Wait but actually why is Carolyn not a suspect for having the idol she was literally the only one not with them why are they so confused and explaining it to her like she's 5 #survivor
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@veebaamonde
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5 months
Jem: I'm a great liar! Tim: you moved the beware advantage. Also Jem: what beware advantage? #survivor46
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
8 months
Dee 100% deserves the win. But then again, Jake broke the challenge. Tough call. #Survivor45
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
4 years
DENISE. FUCKING POWER PLAYYYY IM SHAKING
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
3 years
I remember flying home from LA after a 12 hour layover from Fiji & 1 of my castmates bought me a weed gummy & I ate it & got so high on my flight I bodied an entire chinese food plate, 2 cans of pringles and a pack of m&ms & fell the fuck asleep & I want that level of peace again
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
2 years
Don't fuckin have kids if your dreams for them completely depend on their sexual preferences damn I can't believe I have to even say that #survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
10 months
Declaring war over a sandwich is such a vibe #survivor
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Victoria Baamonde
2 years
I AM SCREAMING I WAS WATCHING BIP AND A COMMERCIAL CAME ON FOR A SHOW ABOUT COUGARS AND WHO DO I SEE IN THE AD BUT MY EX BF OF 3 YEARS WHO TOLD ME I GAINED WEIGHT AND HE WASNT ATTRACTED TO ME ANYMORE OMG TURNS OUT I'M JUST NOT 45 #backinthegroove #BachelorInParadise
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Victoria Baamonde
4 years
I GASPED WHEN SHE RECRUITED TONY AND WAS LIKE FUCK THEN ALL HE DID WAS SPIT IN A COCONUT RUB DIRT ON HER OK LMAO #survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
2 years
I was going to say Maryanne's phrase is absolutely absurd but honestly for someone who says "fudge" and "shiz" she might be okay. #Survivor #Survivor42
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@veebaamonde
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5 years
It's been a solid two years, but I've finally gotten kicked out of my ex-boyfriend's brothers hulu account. Now hes really good for nothing.
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
4 years
WHAT IS HAPPENING BEN THIS IS TWO MILLIONS DOLLARS #survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
2 years
Who the fuck voted for Mike #Survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
4 years
Yeah not fun for the edge person to let everyone in the game know that the jury loves you huh 🤔 #survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
5 years
I sang this way too often during my time in Fiji even when production told me to can it because copyright infringement 😎 @ladygaga #survivor #EdgeOfExtinction
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
9 months
The most MIND BOGGLING anti-strategy I've ever seen. "I don't have my idol anymore, there's nothing to flush, vote for me and I'll go home 😇" *DOESNT PLAY IDOL* Baffling. Wow. Do it again. #survivor #Survivor45
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
5 years
I'm sorry but Dean and Loren having never made fire and apparently never even having watched someone else make fire ("what do I do now?") is their own Goddamn faults. Stop crying.
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@veebaamonde
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1 year
Reminder that just because there is no one to go with, doesn't mean you should miss out. The Grand Canyon took my breath away (and also turned my legs to jelly)
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@veebaamonde
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2 years
Jeff: this one's gonna be fun! Hai: *drowning* #survivor #Survivor42
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
4 years
If they were black they would have been shot. That's the whole tweet.
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@veebaamonde
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5 years
THERES SO MUCH GOING ON NOURA FELL IN LOVE WITH DEAN AND TRUMP IS GETTING IMPEACHED WHAT
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
1 year
-turns on #LoveIsBlind finale -Netflix crashes -checks twitter to make sure I'm not the only one
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
5 years
I love math. Sometimes 6 is the majority of 13. #survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
5 years
You guys constantly seeing people like "just got back from my trip to Peru, cant wait until Thailand in 6 hours, packing my $5000 sunglasses in my Burberry suitcase, posted from my iPhone XVI" and wondering what tf 23 year old blonde Jessica does for work or am I the only one?
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
1 year
Remember when there was only one single hidden immunity idol and it took like 47 clues to find? The good ol days #survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
2 years
2022 was the hardest year of my life, I Lost my job Went back to school to switch careers Had my heart broken by the man I thought Id marry But I also Started therapy Joined clubs Made friends Did things solo Got my 1st UX interview Started dating Bring it on 2023 I'm ready
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
2 years
Have Hai, Drea, Omar and Jonathan never lied to anyone ever in their whole lives? That was hard to watch #Survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
2 years
Jesse: but nneka is like my mom Real fans: #Survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
3 years
Damn, why DID I put back on the 20 pounds I lost, put on pants and wash my hair? What was I thinking???
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
5 years
I prepped for Survivor not by working out, not by eating non stop, but by drinking lots of coconut water to get myself used to the taste. And well fuck me because now I love coconut water and its not just available via ground coconut anymore. Anyways @VitaCoco help me out ily
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
2 years
Are we not going to talk about this absolute fashion STATEMENT? #Survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
4 years
Can we please have a spin-off of just Tyson #survivor @TysonApostol
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Victoria Baamonde
9 months
Why is everyone apologizing when they drop during the immunity challenge??? Everyone else is happy you are gone?? #Survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
4 years
Literally forgot to watch #survivor last night so I watched this morning. Only real reaction was wow they got their kids but no food huh. Lame. Can't eat a kid.
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
11 months
You're not Tony if you get caught #Survivor45
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
5 years
I politely asked my upstairs neighbor to go about her morning routine without her shoes on if possible because it wakes me up every day (she walks back and forth for an hour on hardwood). She's now stomping legit STOMPING in heels. Twitter what's my next move
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@veebaamonde
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4 years
Make racists afraid again. #Blacklivesmatter
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
2 years
EVEN THE IN-CHALLENGE NARRATION IS INSPIRATIONAL I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANY LONGER #Survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
4 years
I'm devastated #survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
2 years
FUCKING JESSE THATS MY WINNER PICK BABYYY WE LOVE A VILLAIN #Survivor43
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
2 years
FINALLY. CONFLICT. #Survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
5 years
Things I have learned from Earth Day: 1- A lot of you have been on some nice vacations 2- Earth day is a good excuse to post pictures from your nice vacations There is no 3.
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
5 years
Cbs heard you, @thejuliacarter Proud of your courage for making this conversation happen tonight! #survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
5 years
I tried watching big brother for the first time. In the first 10 minutes a Chuck E Cheese ass squirrel pretended to drag grown adults out of the house in a bag. I must be missing the appeal. #UnpopularOpinion
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
4 months
Liz: I'm rich Liz: I didn't even bring my bag Liz- zero vote finalist? #survivor
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
11 months
Showing everyone what tree the idol is in and walking away without finding it while your vote depends on finding it is an INSANE level of trust for Survivor #Survivor45
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@veebaamonde
Victoria Baamonde
2 years
If anyone was wondering where I am mentally, I just ordered so much Chinese food they sent me 5 forks.
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