Van Darkholme @vansamaofficial Twitter profile

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Sorry my brother I missed your call. Yes, we will someday.

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Van Darkholme, Answer the challenge! I am publicly challenging you to wrestle anywhere at anytime. Answer or be coward. Yugaminaena!

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Just when you think ya still got it. WTF

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World Gachi Day! Please help me celebrate The King's birthday. Live now on Twitch. Billy and gachi all day long! Xo Van

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Thank you @EvgenComedian . It was an honor to be in your New Year YT video. I am very sorry for my bad Russian. I can barely speaka gud Engklish. Btw Евгений очень красивый

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#badcomedian

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Goddamnit, I'm super late. Cuming on The Austin Show now and fighting for Schlatt! Please vote for me. xo Van

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4 years

This Thursday we have a brand new show concept for you ft @jschlatt It’s Love or Host but YOU, the chat, will decide the eliminations and be the matchmaker Thursday 4PM EST

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Hello everyone. Sorry, I'm taking time off streaming and spend time with Sasha, my 21 years old kitty. Sadly, I have to say goodbye to her next week. I will be back streaming September 20th. xo Van

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We did it!!! My mods and I endure blood, sweat, and tears. We finally got the blue checkmark on Twitch. Thanks to you all for your support. xo Van

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For those who get depressed around this time of years, I used to dread the holidays when I was younger. It felt like a ton of bricks on my chest when everyone was so damn jolly. Sweets helped for 5 seconds than guilt of being a fat fuck set in. It will get better. Xo Van

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This video is about a proposal to change the name Mayakovsky square in Zaporizhzhia, Ukraine to Billy Herrington. Billy, you did it! I'm so proud of you. Please ask them to name a dark alley nearby to Van Darkholme. I don't care if it's a dark alley where people go to piss.

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4 years

My book Male Bondage (3rd edition) on Amazon is going for $855.58. Wtf? I can sell you one autographed for the price of 2 fistings, shipping not included.

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Merry Christmas, everyone!!! xo Van

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4 years

Vanana Mask - My friend works long hours at a Florida hospital. I sent him this video to make him laugh and he shared it with his coworkers. #SharkTank #patentpending

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Hmm. @REALMizkif and the group below me - They'll be in a bondage human centipede and the first one ( @EsfandTV ) sucks my dick.

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THIS IS THE TIER LIST OF STREAMERS I COULD BEAT UP IN A FIGHT @ ME if you think I'm wrong

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THE POWER OF THE PEOPLE! In less than 24 hours, I received this message. If we all stop tweeting and masturbating, we have the power to change the world. @MiaMalkova & @LuvEvelynClaire please make some room @OnlyFans , daddy's back. Thank you everyone for your support! xo Van

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The only image of my father. He was holding the future world-renowned dungeon master. He was 6'3" and died at 30yo. Picture is kinda scuffed. I decoupaged it to my performance art trunk for 25 years. He was always nearby when I'm on stage.

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2 years

Please tell me this is a manufacturing error, Snickers. The veins are gone. How am I going to feel it going in my ass? 😭

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4 years

On a dude, when do they call pecs and when do they call boobs? How to find out? The bounce test? The cleavage test? The squeeze test? Or the motorboat test?

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Wow, event was amazing. ❤️ seeing everyone. We maxed out the capacity & police showed up. The host treated me first class all the way. Thank you to amazing host & loving fans. I'm sad leaving China today. Very emotional 😢. Thanks again from the bottom of my dark heart. Xo Van

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3 years

I've reached 1 million followers on Bilibili. Fa♂️ Q, Twitter!

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4 years

The world has gone crazy. Please stay safe and keep your ass indoors. Peace out!

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6 months

Boys & Girls!!! The total eclipse is cumming. Please protect your eyes and use the safety squint when looking directly at the sun. X Van

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4 years

Wholesome baking stream - gingerbread man cookies. Today 2pm Est on Twitch dot TV forward slash Vansamaofficial. Xo Van

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4 years

I'll be damned if I live in a socialist country!!! Gettin' ready to move to Hawaii.

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5 years

The majority of viewers on my Twitch channel are Russians. Спасибо!

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4 years

I just sent the "artwork" to China for my Dakimakura pillows! Hump away. I don't give a fak. xo Van!

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4 years

It's my faaakin birthday! Come see me live on Twitch 2pm Est today. Also World Gachi Day (July 14th & October 24th). Thank you for all the love! Xo Van

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3 years

Give it a few years when you find gray hair in you pubes.

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Dyed hair era is over

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I am nobody but many people (Ukrainians & Russians) insisted. The full video is here: #UkraineRussiaWar

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2 years

OMG, I got a response from Sleepy Joe. He blamed it on Putin & the Republicans. PS: This is not photoshopped at all. Really!

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6 months

A Cautionary Tale. After years of douching in the shower, my drain finally gave out. I am upgrading to a much larger diameter. X Van

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Happy Chinese New Year! Xo Van

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4 years

Hey @NymN how about a Vansama poster from my merch store? Not tacky at all...

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@nymnion

4 years

I need to get more wall art for my place, what is some unironically good pieces of decor to hang on your walls? No tacky live,laugh,love or pop culture posters pls

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2 years

I made a movie like this before. The twink in the front gets fisted and bukkake.

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2 years

Camp Knut is going great so far

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4 years

Cooking Ukrainian Russian borscht live on Twitch. I've never had it. Can't wait to try it out. xo Van Today 2pm Est Twitch dot TV vansamaofficial

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This is very emotional for me. First ever Vansamaofficial toy. Just in time for Xmas. This is a pre-order item. The product will be ready and start to ship on or after October 15, 2021. As the warning stated on the box, "Not for anal use".

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Anniversary Stream tomorrow Monday 2pm Est on Twitch. 1 year & they didn't ban me yet. Streamers, please hop in my discord, say hello, give me advise on how to get more coomers. The Winner of 2020 Merch Contest Submission will be announced. Winner must be present to claim prize

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Bangcok Thailand. Ok, I found out pedos have really bad eyesight. They ran up to me, then realized I'm way too old and not underage. Pedos are everywhere here. Xo Van Western middle-aged men traveled alone = pedos

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I know it's gross but I get a craving for chicken livers sometimes. Fried chicken livers, onion & garlic in caramelized fish sauce. Xo Van

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@Trainwreckstv Skinny legs make your cock look thicker and bigger.

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2 years

Just landed in Vegas. On board movies were the new Spiderman and Thor. I couldn't watch more than 10 minutes each. What the hell. I couldn't follow the storyline. Am I that old? xo Van

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3 years

My name is Van. I am addicted to sugar. I will eat the remainding sugary stuffs in my house, then I'll be completely off of sugar. I will stick a finger in my ass if I have future craving.

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1 year

Landed in Hangzhou, China. Thank you everyone for showing up at the airport. Xo Van

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Happy Easter. Presenting my cross shaped buttermilk panna cotta with fresh blueberries. I'm covering all religions just in case. Xo Van

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4 years

Let's fucking make out. The world needs it right now. #sorryschlatt #sorrygluhammer #notsosorryforsen

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@vansamaofficial i love you 😉

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Just landed in Vietnam. I'm waiting for my room by the Mekong River in the same redneck outfit. I love the place of my birth, but my ass crack is soaked, and I have tit sweat. Xo Van

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The are so much whiny virtual signaling on here. I thought I'll jump on the sjw bandwagon. Twitch should ban streamers eating hotdogs on stream. It triggers us gays and a few hussies.

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4 years

Calling to the set! Twink with the drill, we are ready for you to receive bukake in your final scene - Prison Gangbang Ragdoll.

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4 years

У меня будет официальный русский стрим 3 Апреля в 2 часа дня EST (Североамериканское восточное время). В чате можно будет разговаривать на русском, а так же в дискорде у меня будут русские переводчики. Пожалуйста приходите на стрим! xo Van

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Tell HR, Fak You!!!

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Was just told to change my discord profile picture by the head of HR for my Esports Org. Looks like @vansamaofficial is too sexy for them to handle

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I'm tired of seeing these damn tweets. Who gives a fak if some big ass influencers follow you. BFD! You're just feeding their huge egos. What even worse is when you pinned that tweet. Omfg

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Just figured out why I ❤ shows like American Idols & The Voice. I couldn't get enough of the looks of hope, love & pride on the parents faces toward their son or daughter. I never got any of that. Pls love your child or he will becum a dungeon master & take it out on the slaves.

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5 years

I can't even use my own name Van Darkholme on Twitter. LOL. Newbie here. Trying to figure things out so bare with me. xo Van

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3 years

My work here on earth is done.

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I will be 1 of the many men fighting for @AustinOnTwitter 's love in the Love or Host Show at 4PM EST today. Please tune in and beg him not to boot me off the show right away. xo Van

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Cuming soon! Just in time for the summer, Vansama beach towels. The photo shows the front and back of the towel. Xo Van

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If you don't ❤ this, you're a stone cold mofo!

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3 years

Van, what's up with da blue hair?

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I’m Vietnamese. That’s racist!!! Oh did you say “flag”? Nevermind

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Kinda creepy but kinda neat someone hung up a Vietnamese flag outside my door

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Near Hue, Vietnam! Xo Van

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3 years

Chopping wood live now on Twitch! Xo Van

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2 years

Ok, don't scream if you give me a blowie while looking up at me. Wtf Note to self. Blindfold the slaves.

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3 years

Someone posted this in my discord. I find it very offensive.

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4 years

First, people told me to get on Twitch, then they told me to get on Onlyfans. They also said if ya on Twitch, you need Twitter. I'm still trying to figure out how to use Twitter. Tbh, I'm not sure what Onlyfans is? Do I have to show my giblets on there? #boarderlineshywild

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4 years

Press "like" for this tweet if you think big name influencers wank themselves to frenzy from the high numbers of likes they receive on the daily basis.

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4 years

From now on, I stream anime games exclusively Twitch. Sorry, I am waifu to only oilers. Wishlist: Bigger Booba job #HoneyPop #CrushCrush #Nekopara

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3 years

My Official Hot Tub Stream - live now on Twitch. Xo Van! Disclaimer: This hot tub stream is for educational and entertainment purposes only. We are not responsible if it turns you gay. #twitch #twitchstreamer #gachi

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4 years

Thank you @nymnion for being so nice and helpful to me on Twitch. I hope you wear the shirt on World Gachi Day October 24th. 😀 #worldgachiday

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Had some amazing gifts arrive today. Thank you leatherman @vansamaofficial

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4 years

I'm tired of seeing national boyfriend day tweets or national whatever the hell it is day. Who made this shit up? I declare National Who Gives A Fak Day!

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5 years

Good grief. We voted on twitch last night and it’s official. My followers/subs are now called Vanginas. 😔 I want a recount!

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