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loser but make it cool

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baby cowboy
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you’re in his dms i’m rage quitting roblox dress to impress because i was the only one on theme and still got voted last
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boyfriend :)
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went on a walk in the woods, saw some wild garlic growing.. i’m cured
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do not sexualise me if you are a man i will rot in front of your eyes and morph into the most terrifying entity you have ever seen in your life
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babe wake up we’re going to the autism shop
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pussy from a girl who don’t care if she live or die
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hi
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hate when i accidentally look iconic ugh
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i hate carrying pieces of people who left with me! i hate seeing something in a store and thinking ‘oh they’d like that’ i hate seeing something they’d find funny and not being able to send it to them! i hate when there’s an update on a shared interest and we can’t discuss it!
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bby boy
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me and my grandad made a little library date for today & my mum ended up joining too <3
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i’ve made a habit of replacing my tiktok sounds with stupid bs whenever the sounds get taken down and i didn’t realise people would even see it until i recently had someone tell me they love watching my videos after the sound gets removed. so anyway here’s a few.
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my makeup style is so much softer now 😭
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pre pandemic vs now holy fucking shit
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men will fumble you then stalk you for years without saying anything then 4 years later they’ll hit you up at 9am on a random wednesday like ‘hey it’s been a while’
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mentally i’m 9 having a beyblade tournament with everyone on my street on a summer afternoon
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your problem isn’t that you have no rizz it’s that you suck as a human being
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i promise nobody wants this after they get it. it’s draining, suffocating and you will end up feeling guilty almost every time you want to do something for yourself because you know at some point you’re going to have someone get irritable with you or genuinely angry at you for it
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men with cat pfps are so fun until they block you for trying to communicate
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new top
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have you ever been traumatised by a song because of not one but two different people
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i like to put on bird tv for cats for him
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i hate when it’s time for bed and i have to reset my character
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knowing i need to quit nicotine vs unfortunately being attracted to people who smoke
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i would literally date me
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i start to think about the possibility of having a gf again and then a girl i find attractive will stand a bit too close to my face and i’ll lose all ability to speak
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sorry babe can’t talk rn i’m throwing ass to the scooby doo spooky island song
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sorry i suck at replying i feel like people do not want to be around me unless i am able to be the entertaining and funny version of me
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did i need any of these tops? no! did i get them anyway? yes!
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they should invent someone who is the love of my life
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real talk tho if you have autism and get overstimulated before events sometimes i highly recommend listening to the stupidest music you can remember from the 2000s before you go out
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unfortunately i am a lover girl in a ‘step on me mommy’ generation
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i miss having a crush on someone i’m so bored
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his face after i tell him he looks like macklemore in thrift shop
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just made eye contact with one of the hottest men i have ever seen in my life about 3 times i think he wants me
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not in loveeee baby it’s just lustttt
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sometimes a little quest is all we need to remember that life is beautiful
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i just put a blanket on him and said ‘yeah get tucked in nerd’
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lil bro is not beating the comfy and ever so sleepy allegations
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never going to stop thinking about when i was on my date last weekend and some girls passed us and said ‘emos in the wild’
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thinking about mango
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i know hazel eyed mfs are made fun of all the time for this but it actually does make me lose my mind when a guy who notices every detail about my body says he likes my ‘brown eyes’ when he actually does mention a facial feature of mine🧍‍♀️
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wishing all lovebombers a very leave me the fuck alone 🙏
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i feel like every autistic kid who grew up in the early 2000s had a strong attachment to horrible histories
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communicating to the void (making spotify playlists)
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i don’t know how to talk to hot women
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i let my boyfriend play dress to impress on my phone
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if having your tummy hurt was a job i’d be making bank
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i know when i really liked someone because i get hotter and skinnier and cuntier after it ends
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how it feels to be a yearner in this generation
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i don’t want to be bitter about life anymore i just need some luck
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i’m actually pretty calm and nonchalant about having a crush rn if you ignore the overwhelming anxiety i have that they will get tired of me
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going through my notes from 2019 be like
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the one that got away but it’s just my old co worker with no social media that i had good chemistry with but never got to talk to about leaving 💔
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it’s crazy how the sun being back out makes me not want to kms anymore
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me
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my problem is i fucking hate dating apps and don’t want them on my phone but my type is the cute funny nerdy men and they’re all gamers who basically never leave the house
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me and who
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fear of getting attached ftw
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sorry for sadposting here’s anime ed sheeran
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went looking for my grandad in the library and found him :) we hung out for 2 hours and he got me coffee
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looking at the back of my pink monster zero to see the words ‘unleash the ultra beast!’ so true
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this is his hobby
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not now kitten whiskers, mommy’s lost her vape
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i wonder how many followers i’d lose if i said i don’t edate
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me and who
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if i shared any of my life altering experiences on tiktok i would literally go viral i have the most insane stories
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if you ever feel bad about being crazy just remember that people on the internet will enjoy it
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too early to post tiktoks but why do i look this good rn then
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being autistic about music on the tl again
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losing my mind at this interaction
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i’m in my loser girl era (my mental health is declining rapidly, i lost every stable thing in my life and i now have nothing to live for except my cat)
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y’all think this bitch likes deftones and cats?
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did i need any of these tops? no! did i get them anyway? yes!
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who wants to have a beyblade tournament
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i know this mf hates me but can i please have my shirt back already damn
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i can’t get away from those damn dancing cats and dogs on my fyp rn
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big forehead
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oh, and my love, did i mistake you for a sign from god?
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being an adult is less about actually talking to your friends and more like sending each other videos of cats with the caption ‘i’m going to touch you’ and some new variation of ‘you’re autistic’ most days
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i showed you my meow impression pls respond
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who am i kidding i don’t have feelings for anyone
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it’s crazy how going on a walk can make you feel alive again
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no way to possibly be jealous of my replacement she a victim
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he’s so cute i want to show him my meow impression
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as soon as i like someone’s son i develop the uncontrollable urge to treat him like my own personal ken doll and style him in cool outfits
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hot girls can feel a little asexual sometimes
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he looked like a young patrick dempsey or milo ventimiglia what if that was the love of my life
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knock knock! who’s there? autism bummmmmm bummmmm bummm .. where the hoes at?
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how do people who edate cope if i can’t physically be with a person i feel like i’ll die
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