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The loudest Americana band you have ever fucking seen. Vandoliers is for everyone, forever. #vffv

Texas, USA
Joined July 2015
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@poisonjr So is this
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@POTUS
President Biden
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Inflation is the lowest it has been in nearly three years. And wages, wealth, and jobs are higher than they were before the pandemic.
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@SeattleSloth_ Remember pb slices? Came individually wrapped like Kraft singles.
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Don’t forget to wash the dishes tonite so you can sleep in tomorrow
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2 years
Fuck a drag bill. 🖕🏽
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@MyDailyMagazin1 They were foxes 🦊
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It’s really happening!
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I feel seen
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2 years
Loudest crowd I’ve ever heard. Screaming every word at the top of their lungs. Every single one. Losing their GD minds and rightly fucking so!!! #turnpikeforever
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It’s not the perfect country and western song if it doesn’t say anything about:
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1 year
Welcome to the club @drivebytruckers 😘 ✊🏻
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2 years
I like how hotdogs are made of lips and assholes and folks act like ketchup is what’s gonna ruin it.
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Vandoliers
2 years
No need for all the hateful bullshit out there. Country music should be for everyone. Vandoliers is for everyone. Forever. #vffv
@RollingStone
Rolling Stone
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“F--k a drag bill,” said the Texas country band the @vandoliers , who donned dresses for an east Tennessee concert.
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The Vandoliers do know that trans rights are human rights. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Memes come true 😭
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2 years
Can’t believe this is real life! We are opening for @TpTroubadours at @CainsBallroom on April 8th and 9th
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Fine. By popular demand, drinking and tweeting.
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2 years
Blessed AF. Gonna take a long time to get over how magical this weekend was. Just happy to be here. Thanks @TpTroubadours for changing our lives. #vffv
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3 years
There are no awards for the kind of country music I care about
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2 years
@kylejaxson Reminds me of the time Tom Green dressed like Conan’s chair
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Despite all my rage I am still just
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2 years
Spoiler alert: this meme also gonna be coming true
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Vandoliers
1 year
I only eat one meal a day bc broke
@consequence
CONSEQUENCE
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Coldplay's Chris Martin has revealed that he now only eats one meal per day because of Bruce Springsteen:
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2 years
Also you are very rich
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I ain't rich but Lord I'm free.
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My New Years resolution is for Turnpike to put out a new record
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In things that weren’t on the Bingo card today… 😳
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2 years
Oh shit, we get to open for @TpTroubadours this week!
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3 years
I love it when people wear the bands shirts to the shows. Why is it cool for sports fans to do but supposedly dorky for us music folk?
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I guess we’ll never know
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2 years
We’re playing the Ryman today 😬
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@JayHulmePoet The problem will take care of itself when they win the $50 bar tab and have to split it 32 ways
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Dress for the job you want
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@Curtis_Cook At first I read it as “from the Black Keys guy’s perspective” which would be an even worse book somehow
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2 years
Socially punk, fiscally country
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2 years
Country music doesn’t need saving, it needs fucking up. #upthepunks
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Pardon the rare sentimental post and momentary chest beating, but our 2022 kinda kicked ass 💪🏽
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@HVNYrefugee Please never come to a show
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As promised, we are going to auction off the dresses we wore on stage in Tennessee to protest the states’s harmful new anti drag bill. On Saturday, March 4 we will make a separate Instagram post for each dress. (1/2)
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2 years
What do YOU think Turnpikes first song back will be?
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@LolOverruled
Lolo
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Does anyone know any white boys with incredible swag
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3 years
Seeing 5/6 of Turnpike do Easton and Main at Cains tonite was 🤯
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5 months
Unless you actually live here
@SenSchumer
Chuck Schumer
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Tonight, America sends a message to the entire world: We will not turn our back on you.
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Wear the goddamn shirt to the goddamn show. Nobody fuckin cares. IDK how to emphasize this point enough.
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2 years
How was YOUR weekend?! #vffv
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How do I become a lunatic country music person?
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WE LUV @LauraJaneGrace ! 💛🖤💛
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@WhiskeyRiff He really gotta pay attention to more lyrics
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2 years
No hyperbole, never been to a show with a louder crowd in my entire damn life. Fuck.
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The perfect set list doesn’t exi—
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I don’t wanna save country music, I wanna fuck it up real bad
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@JanelleMonae OK but why are you actually pulling these off? First person to make these look great
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1 year
I love that 50% of the comments attacking us are saying we’re nobodies selling out to make a quick buck and the other half say we’ve gone woke and will henceforth go broke.
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2 years
People are finally starting to come to our shows on purpose. It’s a cool feeling! #vffv
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2 years
No online queues to get our tickets. Just come through, fam. Tix at the door.
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2 years
One year ago we had a StL show cancel two days before due to low pre-sales. Today we played to a PACKED fucking house. I don’t know what the moral of this is but it felt amazing.
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Announcing a month-long November tour with one of our favorite bands next Tuesday. Before you ask, no, we are not going to that specific city. Skipping it on purpose because we hate you personally.
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2 years
This sounds like the most annoying band on planet earth.
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2 years
Pro tip: they sell unlimited drink tickets at Office Depot
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1 year
What beer is it still safe for straight dudes to butt chug? Asking for a friend.
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Vandoliers
3 years
F Scott Fitzgerald? I hardly know Scott Fitzgerald.
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2 years
Lots of new folks here given the recent news. To catch y’all up, we’re big fans of inclusivity but also putting peanut butter in our mac n cheese.
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7 months
Our bus driver finally watched us for the first time. Said we “don’t suck” 😂
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3 years
On our first-ever tour, in 2016, we slept in a Walmart parking lot. Today we are staying at the hotel next door to that same Walmart parking lot.
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All my homies know trans rights are human rights. Also @themerc_tulsa rules. ✌🏽
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2 years
They play in the same band
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As far as promo photos go, we have been majorly one-upped @tenaciousd
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2 years
You either die a rock star or live long enough to start a country band
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3 years
Normalize saying nice things about people while they’re still alive
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Day I of Album V. The vibes are immaculate
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1 year
@ericriveracooks I bet them things hit tho
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5 months
It’s been 9 years since our first show 🎂
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1 year
Tonite we’re making the devils eggs 😈 🥚
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1 year
Been collecting free condiments from gas stations for 2 weeks, and tonight we dine on deviled eggs made using only gas station hard boiled eggs and other condiments and utensils that can be acquired for free at gas stations
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Vandoliers
3 years
In spite of ourselves
@jakecoco
Jake Coco 🙏🏻💙🇺🇸
3 years
What song are they singing at karaoke?
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We heard y’all ladies wanted to take y’all’s shirts off at shows like the fellas. So we made this to wear under your other shirts. You are welcome 😂
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We didn’t play ACL this week, but we broke one
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That thing when you send us a slur-filled homophobic hate email and we accidentally forward it to your boss. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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3 years
Bout time we all stopped whining about a Turnpike reunion so much and started enjoying the @FlatlandCavalry while we still got em! New record is flawless. 🔥 🎻 🤠
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Zero minutes till our record is out. Listen to that shit!
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Vandoliers
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Y’all catch that new @JasonIsbell doc yet? 🏃🏻‍♂️ 🫣
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2 years
Changed my mind, I’m super in favor of the paid-for blue checks
@DrEricDing
Eric Feigl-Ding
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UPDATE—Just learned that Eli Lilly executives are raging and furious at losing $20 billion in market cap from this stunt with @TwitterBlue . It’s too bad they don’t see their own damn insulin price gouging as the actual problem. Karma @LillyPad , karma.
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I’ve cried at every @raywalkerjoshua show I’ve ever been to. Just means you’re alive
@willnotclap
Will ✧
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Taylor Swift has destroyed this generation 💀
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11/22/23
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8 years ago today we played our first show. In parking lot of a venue that was having a festival inside. We’re kicking off our second tour of Spain today. It’s a wild world, baby! Can’t wait to keep doing this for 8 more years! Gonna make it if it takes 16, after all! 🇪🇸 #vffv
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Tonight after the show an elementary aged kid came up and said his mom told him Vandoliers wore dresses bc some people made some laws telling people what they couldn’t do and he thought it was fun and awesome. BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA TELL THE KIDS?!
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Body shame us and ya get blocked. Just that simple. All bodies are beautiful. Let them biscuits fly. Everybody, no matter who you are or what you look like.
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“If we’ve got to kiss each other onstage, or whatever we do that makes the assholes uncomfortable and stay home so that everyone else can feel safe, we’ll do it. I just want our shows to be a safe space and for everyone to feel welcome.”
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Vandoliers
2 years
Lotta fake cowboys on this app. I’m here to set y’all straight: You ain’t a real cowboy unless you like smoky old pool rooms and clear mountain mornings, little warm puppies and children and girls of the night.
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2 years
I lived every Turnpike meme tonite. Magical.
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Looks like @CainsBallroom had the balls to pull it off!! For one night only the three wildest bands in country music are gonna be in the same building. 🔥 @themoonpies @raywalkerjoshua
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@ashhhhhhole He was a...
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